0:02War?
0:03Failed.
0:05Deal?
0:06Rejected. [music] Economy? Don't ask.
0:11Epstein files? Buried.
0:13>> [music] >> Aliens?
0:18This is his last card.
0:21And it's a joker.
0:33Running out of tricks, so we went [music] full galactic. Blurry orbs from the 40s called it dramatic. What the hell is going on? His words, not mine.
0:41Tweeted it himself while Hormoz stayed offline. Epstein list [music] is burning, so we pointed at the sky. Have fun, everybody.
0:48>> Yeah, that was the reply. Iran sent a deal, generous on the table.
0:52[music and singing] He read it once and typed, "Unacceptable." Then dropped some grainy footage of a floating [music] light. Ancient dots and blobs. Thanks for the sight. Secretary of war said, "Unprecedented." While the peace deal [music] quietly got deleted. Love tap to Iran, love tap to the moon. Different kind of tap when Epstein's in the room.
1:11Hantavirus knocking, [music] cool going down. Don't worry about that.
1:14>> UFOS IN TOWN.
1:16>> 8.8 objects orbs [music] that split in two. Files from decades back with nothing new. 160 documents [music] are transparency flex, but the Epstein client list classified next.
1:27>> What the hell is going on? [music] He said it himself. Now it's our song. UFOs up, Epstein gone. Totally unacceptable [music] all along.
1:37>> What the hell is going on? [music] Aliens out, but the truth stays locked.
1:41The distraction king just got trolled and clocked.
1:45Aliens?
1:48You want to send them to fight Iran?
1:51Even they don't like you, Donnie. Trust me. We checked.
1:55>> [music] >> We we we we we sent the deal full package generous terms Hormuz nukes Lebanon [music] everything confirms Iran had once said it wasn't good enough then dropped some space files calling our bluff not stressed sipping chai watching it unfold oh you're chasing aliens while your economy's [music] cold love tap he called it yeah we felt the love now he's taking orders from something above we offer PC offer greater [music] instead UFO distraction while the Hormuz price is spread Hormuz prices up [music] that's the Hormuz comes a fact while he's busy with orbs who's cutting the check had a virus aliens war and
2:30inflation [music] one man's bingo card congratulations files older than his spray tan shade vintage tidings nice trade still here unbothered [music] giant hand one totally unacceptable man >> [music] >> I read the Iran deal don't like it the UFO files beautiful never before seen very mysterious the Epstein files never heard of it hantavirus under control >> [music] >> love tap HAVE FUN GOD BLESS AMERICA >> [music] >> SIR THE Hormuz is still closed totally unac >> [music] >> what the hell is going on he said it himself now it's our [music and singing] song any aliens out but the truth stays locked the distraction king just got
3:26trolled and clocked
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