0:01All right, I'm back, baby. I'm back, and I got a lot of stuff to talk about. So, before I get started, though, let me just say much love, massive massive shout-out to Mac, aka good politics guy.
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0:35If I'm being honest, he deserves like 2 million subs, right? Even more than that. Uh he's the man, so definitely go check out his channel. Again, it's good politics guy. His name is Mac, and thanks, man, for filling in. I really, really appreciate it. Um it's a it's a nice weight off my shoulders to know that if I have to miss for a few days, I can reach out to Mac, and he holds down the fort in the best way possible.
0:57Um Now, a lot of stuff happened while I was away, and so I want to get into a whole bunch of breaking news here with you.
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1:28Joe Rogan, as I speak to you right now, is at the White House sucking off Donald Trump.
1:34I wish I was kidding. I wish I Well, I am kidding about the literally sucking him off. He's not literally He's metaphorically sucking off Trump at the White House in the most disgusting way imaginable. So, Tennessee Holler points this out on Twitter. After pretending to be horrified by Trump's policies, Rogan is in the Oval Office standing up to Trump. Just kidding. He's kissing Trump's ass because, of course, he is. So, um the reason why Rogan is there is because they're doing this signing ceremony for this executive order that Trump is signing. He's like loosening the regulations around psychedelic drugs, certain psychedelic
2:09substances that have shown some promise to ease mental illness. And so, Rogan's there for this signing ceremony. He's telling everybody this story about how Donald Trump, you know, Rogan texted him some articles about how this ibogaine stuff shows some promise. So, Trump says, "Really good. Really want some FDA approval? Let me give you some FDA approval." And that's enough to get Joe Rogan to be in the Oval Office of [ __ ] modern-day Hitler, okay? And to sing his praises. So, this is at a time, by the way, and we'll get to this in a second, where his approval ratings are the lowest that they've ever been. His
2:43average is in the 30s. And of course, now even many right-wingers have woken up to the fact that this guy commits war crime after war crime after war crime on a daily basis. He's beefing with the Pope. He's picturing himself as Jesus.
2:56He's a malignant narcissist. He's spiraled completely and utterly out of control. He's destroying the country on a daily basis. And this is the equivalent of somebody saying, "Yeah, I'm working with the Führer, because he did some he did a good job fixing the potholes on my street." Like that's effectively what this [ __ ] is.
3:13Okay? And um he's using you, you [ __ ] idiot. He's using you, you jackass. How do you not realize that? He's had a falling out with [ __ ] Tucker Carlson, with Megan Kelly, with a whole slate of right-wing pundits who have decent-sized audiences, right? He's gone further and further into this corner where it's only like Laura Loomer and Mark Levin cheering him on and Sean Hannity, right? And then you're going to loan your [ __ ] celebrity and your credibility to to this idiot, to this monster, to this war criminal, to this pedophile and rapist at this late date?
3:46Like don't get me wrong, by the way. Do I support the policy of like, you know, loosening the the primitive regulations around psychedelic drugs? Of course I do. But, you know, hey man, time and a place. You also could have said, "Oh, sorry, I can't make it that day."
4:01So, Trump signs the executive order and you're not there to [ __ ] slurp his ball sweat. I mean, it's embarrassing.
4:07You were just on your show with Duncan Trussell and, you know, Duncan Trussell is going, "Damn, man, I fell for it. The no new war stick. I thought it was real.
4:15Turns out it was fake. I've been had.
4:17I've been took. I've been bamboozled.
4:18I've been, you know, I was a sucker. I fell for a whole bunch of cults. This is like a new cult that I fell for." You're sitting there [ __ ] nodding along. By the way, taking zero accountability for the fact that you're still in the [ __ ] cult, Joe Rogan, going, "Oh, yeah, you know, there was a day where I was naive enough to fall for propaganda. Not anymore." Here you are, still in the Trump cult, saying [ __ ] like that, ripping Trump's policy when it comes to Iran, and then now here you are kissing his ass in the White House.
4:41[ __ ] French kissing his booty hole right in front of our face. Absolutely disgusting. Absolutely grotesque, man.
4:48What a sick, sick joke. Um, he's he's waning in relevance because look, at this point, I mean, it's like you just bought a ticket to the Titanic after it hit the iceberg, you [ __ ] You don't realize that? You don't realize what you're doing here? Oh, it's so gross.
5:03It's so gross. And by the way, this is the thing. Rogan will never fully break with Trump.
5:08Rogan will never fully break with Trump for the simple reason that he's in the fan group, okay? He's in the friend group. Like Dana White, him, uh, the [ __ ] RFK Jr., J.D. Vance. These people text with each other. Elon Musk. They text with each other. They talk on the phone.
5:26They giggle. Right? He's in the club.
5:29And so, now, he's never going to burn that bridge. The only way that that bridge can be burned, and Laura Loomer, I hope you're listening. Where's Laura Loomer when you need her? Laura, I hope you're watching Secular Talk. Laura, you know the mission. You know the mission.
5:44What you need to do now is get Donald Trump alone in the White House and work your magic. Okay, you need to show him all of the videos of Joe Rogan and his guests subtly or in some cases directly going after Trump, [ __ ] on him, calling it a cult, saying the war with Iran is stupid and dumb and wrong and bad and illegal, right? Where are you?
6:05Where's the the the Duncan Trussell clip? You got to play that for Trump and show Trump Joe Rogan nodding along in agreement and then Trump will feel [ __ ] betrayed and then Trump will break up with Joe. Joe is too much of a [ __ ] to break up with Trump, but Trump is not too much of a [ __ ] to break up with Joe if he feels slighted. So Laura Loomer, do your boy a favor and [ __ ] post that. I don't know if you guys can hear Stinky here making all sorts of gross noises, but um hook it up, bro. Where's Laura Loomer when you need her? We desperately need you, Laura. Okay, now um we also have this.
6:35Trump's approval rating in recent polls is increasingly dropping into the 30s.
6:40Quinnipiac 38%, CBS 39%, YouGov 39%, CNN 35%.
6:47UMass and YouGov 39, UMass Amherst 33.
6:5033, y'all. 33 ski.
6:54That is you're approaching like, you know, George W. Bush territory at the end of his term, Dick Cheney territory.
7:00You're you're surpassing Trump post January 6th when we say 33% skis, okay?
7:0741 for Fox News, 38 for AP, uh 36 for Reuters/Ipsos. So now I told you the other day his average is like 38. It may have even dropped below that, y'all. Like, you know, his average is around 38%. That is absolutely catastrophic for any American president of any [ __ ] political party. That's what you guys need to understand. Great time to snuggle up, Joe Rogan. Great time to snuggle up. All right, now let me give you some war updates as well. So um Trump came out the other day and this all happened while I was gone, by the way. This all happened while I was gone.
7:39Trump um in typical Trump fashion, one day he goes out there and he's like, "You know what, ladies and gentlemen, we got it all figured out. We won the war.
7:48We got a peace deal. We got an agreement. We got a ceasefire. The Strait of Hormuz is opening. Everything is happening. It's totally incredible.
7:55And I succeeded. I did it. We did it.
7:56Your favorite president was able to pull it off." So, he goes out there, he says all that [ __ ] the market reacts reacts.
8:02"Yippee skippy. Oh, we did it. Oh, the gas prices plunge." You got all this, you know, massive reaction among the moneyed interests, jubilation across the political sphere. But of course, and shout out to Matt cuz he was able to you know, call this out without me talking to him on it, but he he goes out on the show and he goes, "Yeah, kind of skeptical." Yeah, gee, I wonder why.
8:23Could it be because we've been down this road [ __ ] seven times before where Trump's like, "It's over. We did it. We won." And then, you know, 17 seconds later, "Just kidding. I'm going to bomb you, [ __ ] Just kidding. I'm going to triple tap a girl's school again."
8:36Right? And so, that's effectively what happened. So, Trump announced this [ __ ] ceasefire in Lebanon. Remember, Israel was like, "We're not going to abide by the ceasefire in Lebanon. We're going to keep attacking there."
8:45Well, Trump comes out and goes, "Good news, I got a ceasefire in Lebanon.
8:48Everything's going phenomenal." Well, you know, you [ __ ] blink just a couple hours later, you scroll through Twitter, Israel has already violated the ceasefire seven times, eight times.
8:59They're bombing like multiple different towns in southern Lebanon, not abiding by the agreement at all. And again, this should come as no surprise because Trump did a fake ceasefire with Gaza before.
9:10This is sort of like Israel's thing.
9:11Their idea of a ceasefire is you cease, we fire. And Trump's idea of a victory is to just pretend and declare victory, and then everything goes back to standard operating procedure. Everything defaults to the status quo. Like he just declares victory without actually having any victory. I mean, that's how he functions and all of you know that at this late date. So, the other thing is Axios is saying that Trump is considering uh sending $20 uh, of cash to Iran for their uranium in a deal.
9:41Which, by the way, this would be the same idea as the deal that Obama made.
9:48You know, the idea was we're going to unfreeze Iranian money uh, that has been sanctioned. So, basically give them back their own money that we stole from them.
9:57And then in return, they allow in the inspectors to make sure they're not enriching to get a nuclear weapon. That was the core of the deal. This is a deal that Trump, you know, ripped apart 70,000 ways to Sunday. And he was like, "This is unacceptable. You're giving a terrorist nation the ability to do terrorism. You're giving them What What does he say? Pallets full of cash. You even pallets full of cash." Well, he never told you that's literally Iran's own money that we stole, right? Well, now he's considering the same [ __ ] thing. Okay? Uh, now will he actually deliver on it? I highly doubt it. He should. He should, but I
10:28don't think he's actually going to follow through with it because as you know, he goes back and forth seven times on a daily basis because he's absolutely positively losing his mind. Um, the other thing is, and we'll get to this in a second, the market manipulation angle because good googly moogly, we've never seen a crime spree this overt and brazen in our lifetimes. So, um, Iran comes out So, Trump comes out and he goes, "Iran's going to give us their enriched uranium. It's over. They agreed to give all of their enriched uranium." Uh, and then Trump comes out or excuse me, then Iran comes out and they say, "Uh, no.
10:59Our enriched uranium is as sacred to us as the soil of Iran and will not be transferred anywhere under any circumstances."
11:07So, yet again, Trump just comes out and [ __ ] shamelessly shamelessly lies.
11:13Um, there was another point where Trump came out and said, "Iran has just announced the Strait of Iran is fully open and ready for full passage. Thank you."
11:23So, he called it the Strait of Iran.
11:25Which you guys know his thing. The actual name is the Strait of Hormuz.
11:28Trump says half the time, "I'm going to call it the Strait of Trump. We're going to call it the Strait of Trump. And then now, he says, "Oh, it's the Strait of Iran."
11:34Which leads you to believe, and I'm not kidding about this, I think part of the back-forth, back-forth, back-forth thing is that he's a drug addict and he's going through phases of like being high on an upper and feeling good and uh feeling like, you know, kind. And when he goes through the crash, uh he flips and he becomes a [ __ ] monster. That was So, when he's crashing, he says, "I'm going to call it the Strait of Trump or the Strait of America. That's what we're going to do." Uh when he's on the upswing, he goes, "Ah, you We'll call it the Strait of Iran. It's called Sir, do you? Why not do that?" Um that's
12:02that's part of what's happening here. It almost reminds me of Clavicular. You know Clavicular just OD'd the other day?
12:07He's been giving all these interviews to these outlets and like they'll ask a reasonable question and he'll crash out on them like, "You shouldn't be asking that question. That's the dumbest question I've ever heard." Well, he's flipping out like that because he takes like [ __ ] meth on a daily basis and he's on the downswing. He's crashing from the meth and so he's incredibly ir- irritable. And that's what that is. And I think Trump is going through a similar thing as Clavicular where when he says things like this, he's uh you know, he's either on the way up or on the way down of his high. He's either crashing or
12:32he's flying high, high as a kite. Um so then we also have, as I pointed out before, the market manipulation angle is crazy. So, there was a trader or a group that made a $760 million bet that oil prices would drop just 10 minutes before or not even 10 minutes. It just says minutes here. So, may- maybe less than 10 minutes before news broke that the Strait of Hormuz was reopening.
12:58So, somebody places the bet, Trump immediately goes out there and goes, "Great news, everybody. The Strait of Hormuz is opening. Everybody should be very excited about this." And then what happens? Um oil prices fell sharply around 10 to 12%, meaning that that position made a massive profit. So, um the timing looks suspicious because the timing [ __ ] is suspicious because there's no doubt whatsoever that they're playing this game endlessly, y'all.
13:23Endlessly. So, we have, you know, who could this person be or who could these people be? I mean, obvious ones are you got Steve Whitcomb, you got Jared Kushner, you got you know, Don and Eric or as I call them Uday and Qusay Trump.
13:37You got Don himself. You got you got Barron as well. He might be getting in on the fun for all we know.
13:43Basically all of these all of these insiders for sure they're they're cashing in on this. I mean, this is what they've done. Like they've done foreign policy for their own portfolios. They haven't done foreign policy for the United States of America. This is the most corrupt gang of gangsters I've ever seen in my life and literally all of them should be in prison for this [ __ ] And people keep falling for it. It's kind of crazy how the market keeps reacting reacting.
14:06We also have the speaker of Iran's parliament Galibaf. He came out and said cuz you know, when Trump was painting his rosy picture like everything's been solved, he comes out and says this guy keeps lying.
14:17And and Iran is actually going to close the Strait of Hormuz as long as the US's military blockade of Iran's ports remains in place. So remember we're blockading the blockade. So Trump was pretending like Iran was going to open the Strait of Hormuz, but Trump wasn't ending the US's blockade.
14:33That makes no [ __ ] sense. That makes absolutely no [ __ ] sense. So so Galibaf comes out and he says Trump lied in the in the span of 1 hour.
14:42Trump lied seven times. Seven claims that were false.
14:47It's just it's just incredible what we're witnessing here. This guy should have been replaced so [ __ ] long ago.
14:52It's insane. I also have Trita Parsi here pointing out. He's an expert on this issue of Iran. He says two reliable sources in Iran tell me the Iranian delegation has been instructed to be ready to travel to Islamabad on very short notice. But one also points out that hardline resistance against a deal with the US has become a louder presenting a major political challenge.
15:12So in other words, the more unhinged Trump is, the more insane he is, the more he flips back and forth, the more he's not good to his word, the more he does market manipulation.
15:20It's like the Iranians are watching all of this. They're learning from all of this. And their reaction is, "Oh, these people he's out of his [ __ ] mind. You cannot make a deal with these people. It is not [ __ ] possible to make a deal with these people."
15:32So, that's the reaction. And so, now you have factions from within the Iranian government who are going, "Even if you guys make a deal for peace, we're not going to [ __ ] stop. We're not going to, you know, let go of the Strait of Hormuz. We don't agree to that shit."
15:45So, that's what happens. They have a decentralized system there now where as soon as they were under attack by the Axis of Epstein, they basically spread power out into different regions, right?
15:54And so, even if one regional government wants to make a peace deal, another one could say no and the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. And this is why I say Trump is [ __ ] so far beyond what he realizes, right? Like it's over. The Strait of Hormuz is now permanently going to be in control of Iran. The best case scenario is they open it, but they agree to massive steep fines that everybody has to pay to use it. Which is why Professor Pape says, "Iran is now a fourth center of global power." Because, you know, basically they played their cards right in this war and now they're in in incredible position.
16:26All right. So, we also have um Trump was giving a speech at Turning Point uh USA, which by the way, uh let me just say it is [ __ ] astonishing how much they've fallen off. I mean, obviously, you know, you got Charlie Kirk who's no longer with us. Erica Kirk jumped at the opportunity to lead TPUSA.
16:44Um but when I tell you that that stadium was [ __ ] empty, son. I mean, good googly moogly, this [ __ ] was crazy how empty it was. There was like 30% of the seats maybe that were taken. I mean, it was just widespread nothingness. You could see a [ __ ] tumbleweed going down the aisles. That's how that's how empty this [ __ ] was. So, Trump goes in I guess he gives a speech here.
17:08And he says um that very soon the great strength of the American military will create a new dawn for Cuba.
17:18And you know, it if it was a little bit too difficult to understand, he goes on to stress pretty clearly, uh yeah, we're going to militarily topple Cuba and do the exact same thing to them that we did to Maduro in Venezuela.
17:29Um we're going to steal their natural resources. We're going to overthrow the government. We're going to put in a puppet government. That's what we're going to do.
17:35So now uh long gone are the days of like the flowery rhetoric of democracy and freedom and liberty and that's what we're bringing to people. Now we have a [ __ ] mob boss who's like, I'm going to terrorize you. I'm going to attack you. I'm going to steal your [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ] rape and pillage.
17:50That's what we have now. And he's saying this by the way, like nobody's in favor of this. Nobody's in favor of this. And he's still just out there [ __ ] bragging about it.
17:57I mean, it is insane the the level that we're at with this idiot. Uh we also have this news from the New York Times. In a sudden reversal, the US is continuing to allow the sale of some Russian oil for an additional month to ease gas prices during the war in Iran. So uh that is further evidence that this policy and this war against Iran was [ __ ] so cockamamie and ill-thought-out and idiotic that you're you're boosting [ __ ] Russia as they're fighting as they're trying to take over Ukraine as we also arm Ukraine. So like you're helping an enemy that you're fighting in a proxy war. Like what the
18:37[ __ ] is this? What the [ __ ] is it? In the same way that they tried to to unsanction Iranian oil, right? Even Iran was like, nah, we're good. Like like you don't have to do that. How crazy is that [ __ ] I mean, just the dumbest people on Earth. Um I I know Matt covered the um the war going on between Trump and the Pope. We also talked about it previously. Trump's just out there lying about the Pope now. He's just saying like, the Pope wants Iran to have a nuclear weapon. It's like he You can't just say [ __ ] You have to stop just saying [ __ ] It's just so crazy that he does that. Well, um now we
19:11got somebody else who jumped in.
19:13Um, one of Trump's biggest, um, taint ticklers, Sean Hannity. So, he got goes on his show and he says, "Where are the pointed words from the Pope against Iran? Trump is correct and the Pope is wrong on so many levels. As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic."
19:30So, Sean Hannity leaves his religion, leaves the Catholic Church, because the Pope was disagreeing with Trump. And the Pope said, "War crimes are bad.
19:41Peace is good."
19:44This is why.
19:45This is why he's leaving the church. So, um, if you're following along here, when the, uh, when the Catholic Church was caught raping children, when there was that massive scandal about how it was like a, systemic abuse of children, uh, he had nothing to say. He had nothing to say. He didn't leave. So, like a mass child rape, totally fine with it. But, disagreeing with Trump, unacceptable. Which, by the way, it's in a weird way, it's kind of the same thing, right? Because Hannity also greenlit sexual crimes against children by continuing to back Trump after it was clearly revealed that he's in the Epstein class. And he's in
20:21the Epstein files, a million times, by the way. And he rapes children. So, apparently Hannity, uh, he has no moral red line for the, uh, sexual abuse of children. Good stuff. Good stuff. It's great that a boomers listen to this show and have his propaganda pumped into their brain [ __ ] five days a week, and it's been like that for for decades on end. And that's awesome stuff here.
20:41Um, so, we also have, uh, to show you how insane the Republican Party has gotten and how much they've lost their mind, there's a congressman by the name of Troy Nehls. And this is the guy who always say, he's like the only congressman who walks around with a [ __ ] cigar like he's a 1920s robber baron. Okay? He comes out and says, effectively he says, "Donald Trump is basically the second coming of Jesus Christ."
21:02I'm not kidding. There's a clip of him saying he's basically the second coming of Jesus Christ. He says he's better than sliced bread and he's basically like the second coming of Christ.
21:11I wish I was kidding. Uh like and this is why when we call it a fascist terrorist imperialist death cult, there can be no disagreement. There can be no wiggle room. I'm not saying this as like, "Oh, it's a black it's a it's a gray issue and there's middle ground."
21:24No, this is a black and white issue and they are making very clear who they are every single step of the way.
21:29Uh we also have this um to show you how much the US empire is crumbling right in front of our eyes here.
21:35There's a a new poll that came out.
21:37People in every single one of the top US allied countries now believe it's better to depend on China than the US. So, the global balance of power has shifted massively away from the US and towards China and this is one of those things where I don't think there's any there's no uh fixing this in a short time frame.
21:54Even if you have a Democratic president in there for the next eight years after Trump, there's no fixing this because the world is going to go, "Okay, you might be cool, but what happens the next time a Republican's elected and they and they imitate Trump?" Uh you guys are not reliable. You're simply not reliable.
22:08The world cannot rely on you, but they can rely on China. This is how they're thinking. And we did it to ourselves. We shot ourselves in the dick. That's what we did.
22:16Um there's a big story floating around now about Kash Patel.
22:20Kash Patel has apparently alarmed his colleagues with excessive drinking and unexplained absences, okay? So, there's this piece in the Atlantic and they say that his drinking has been an ongoing concern across the government. He's known to drink to the point of obvious intoxication like blackout drunk and sometimes around White House staff he does that, too. And morning meetings are often times pushed later in the day because he's out drinking throughout the night. And this falls in line perfectly with what we saw when he went to the [ __ ] Olympic game and he's, you know, behind the scenes with all the the US
22:54Olympic hockey players and he's acting like a [ __ ] frat boy and he's chugging beer and he's going, "Yeah!
23:00Woo! Woo!"
23:00as if he [ __ ] did anything, you know, to win the game, to win the medal. This is [ __ ] embarrassing. This is [ __ ] embarrassing. And uh they say like there were times where where they had to break into his house because he was [ __ ] unresponsive. That's what they say in this piece.
23:13So, he's out there now and immediately pulling a classic like Trump era move, which is like, "I'm going to sue you.
23:18I'm going to sue you for saying things I don't like." And they're like, "Hey, [ __ ] we got like a thousand sources.
23:22You want to sue us? By all means, we stand by our reporting." So, he's just a total [ __ ] humiliation. Instead of being out there and trying to solve the Charlie Kirk case, he's getting drunk and blackout drunk and passing out and [ __ ] unconscious to the point where he needs medical attention. This guy's unfit, bro. This guy's unfit. The reason he's in this position as the head of the FBI is cuz he wrote a children's book sucking off Donald Trump saying that he should be king. That's the only reason why he is where he is. I'm not kidding about that. This guy's such a scam artist, he was selling
23:51a supplement that reversed the COVID vaccine. Like we literally have a government full of con men and grifters and liars and idiots and and evil sadistic [ __ ] Uh and addicts, too, apparently. Right? Secretary of war crimes, Pete Kegsbreth. That guy looks like he's never sober, right? And then you get this idiot doing the same thing.
24:08These people are in over their head.
24:09It's embarrassing. It's beyond embarrassing.
24:11All right, we also have um Scott Bessent, the Treasury Secretary, absolutely making an ass of himself.
24:18So, he was asked So, he was asked Why aren't people feeling better about the economy?
24:28And he responds, "Well, in their heart of hearts, they feel good. I'm not sure what they're telling the survey people."
24:35So, he's presented with objective data that people are not feeling good about the economy. And his reaction is, "Well, in their heart of hearts, they actually feel good."
24:43Democrats, where are you? I hope you're cutting ads immediately. I hope you're on top of this like white on rice, son.
24:50They're giving you gift after gift after gift. It's like when Trump said in that speech that he thought wasn't even being recorded, he goes, "We can't afford daycare. We can't afford healthcare. We can't afford these things cuz we're at war. We have a wartime economy." So, he wants $1.5 trillion for the military budget while he kicks 18 million people off Medicaid and raises health insurance premiums for everybody.
25:13He literally says, "We can't afford daycare. We got to do war." A war that nobody wants and it's a war of choice.
25:19Uh it is just embarrassing. I I mean again, I don't I'm running out of ways to describe the depravity that we're witnessing on a daily basis. I truly am.
25:28Um now, Trump also there's another moment of him saying the quiet part out loud. He went on live social and he ranted that his Epstein Memorial Ballroom that he's obsessed with building, it's going to have bomb shelters, a state-of-the-art hospital and medical facilities, protective partitioning, top secret military installations. I guess they're not so top secret anymore since you just [ __ ] said it, you [ __ ] Um structures and equipment, protective missile resistant steel, columns, roofs, and beams. It's drone-proof. And he goes on and on and on and on. Um Basically, what he's saying is this
26:00thing is like a shelter and and a fallout bunker for nuclear annihilation in World War III. Which I don't know about you guys, but the fact that they're planning for something like that is absolutely horrifying cuz it leads me to believe they know, "Oh, this is definitely on the table. This is something that absolutely can happen.
26:17This is something that we might even be actively bringing about." [ __ ] nuclear annihilation in World War III.
26:23This is astonishing, bro. Like he's just saying it. He's just saying it out loud.
26:26Is it people going to read this like, "Oh, good for them. They have a bunker for when we [ __ ] nuke somebody and they nuke us back. Isn't that glorious?"
26:31No, we're all looking at this like, "Hey, [ __ ] How about you work towards peace? How about you do the no new wars thing instead of the the starting 12 new wars thing?"
26:39Oh my god, dude. What the [ __ ] And this is why I say he has he's got to have Alzheimer's or or dementia. Like he has to because this is stuff that he's smart enough to [ __ ] in the past he's smart enough to not say this [ __ ] out loud.
26:52You know what I'm saying? But here he is and he's he's blurting it out on live social. It's crazy.
26:56Um we also have uh Trump's EPA getting hitting brand new uh disgusting levels of evil.
27:03So they added six chemical six chemicals fertilizer or excuse me, they added six chemical fertilizer and oil executives to their new science advisory board.
27:13Okay? I'm talking people from Dow Chemical and ExxonMobil and a bunch of others. And remember, these are like the industries that evade safety regulations and then those decisions pollute the environment and make people sick. Okay?
27:27These are the people who know the regulations because they're used to evading them.
27:32Okay? So adding these people to a science advisory board is just it's a it's a [ __ ] crime against humanity.
27:39So as Heather Thomas points out, all the culture war victories will ring hollow when you and your loved ones develop hideous cancers and birth defects when the only wildlife left on the corpse of America are cockroaches and rats. Trump has removed all life-saving pollution regulations, folks. Now he's busy killing science so you won't know what's killing you. Fight back. And that's exactly right. As you all know, they cut pediatric cancer research, they cut Meals on Wheels. There's massive brain drain happening in this country now where the best and the brightest don't come here to study anymore. Uh forget
28:09medical research, forget scientific research, forget breakthroughs, forget clean air regulations and clean water regulations. They got rid of them [ __ ] like immediately as soon as Trump got in there. Um they are actively destroying this country as we know it and it's not particularly close. And I I get the sense they know that's what they're doing, but Trump is literally governing for himself and the Epstein class. That's it. That's all he cares about. Right? The billionaires, the 1%, the country club crowd. Okay? This is who he relates to.
28:38It's just absolutely out of this world.
28:39So we also have this um uh back to the Turning Point USA speech, Trump says, "We will begin releasing government files relating to UFOs and unexplained aerial phenomena. And you're really into that. I don't know if I am. I thought I'd save it for this crowd because you're a little bit out there. The first releases will begin very soon, very, very soon. So you can go out and see if that phenomenon is correct. You'll figure it out. Let me know. Let me know.
29:05So this is literally one of those moments of like he knows his followers are idiots.
29:10Nobody despises MAGA more than Donald Trump because he thinks you're idiots and he plays you like a [ __ ] fiddle.
29:16And so here he is just saying that out loud. Again, Alzheimer's, early Alzheimer's here, right? Just no filter whatsoever. He went from a low filter guy to a no filter guy.
29:24And what's he saying? He's saying, "I this stuff is stupid, but you idiots will eat it up, so I'm throwing it out there to try to juice my numbers and make you like me more." That's basically what he's saying.
29:33Incredible.
29:35Um there's an article in The New Republic that is talking about how MAGA is increasingly of the belief that the Trump assassination attempt was fake in Butler. Okay.
29:45They say, quote, "Since the attempt on his life, Trump has shown no interest in investigating what really happened. He never mentions it. It's as if it never happened except when he tells us he took a bullet for us."
29:56So and this is a point I've made a thousand times. Trump will still bring up a beef he had with like [ __ ] Rosie O'Donnell from the 1990s, okay? He'll [ __ ] on Whoopi Goldberg and Bette Midler cuz of some [ __ ] that happened in like 2002.
30:10But he never brings up the person who tried to literally murder him in front of a crowd while he was giving a rally speech. He never [ __ ] brings that up.
30:18And then look, you get into the conversation, the broader conversation.
30:20There's some weird [ __ ] around that event. There is no denying that. Anybody who denies that is flat out lying to you. They are lying to you. We all saw the clip of like the the photographers being ushered in to the proper position right after Trump got hit and then they lower the flag, the American flag into the right position to get those photos.
30:38We all saw the Secret Service kind of let Trump pop his head back up and put his fist in the air and say fight fight fight. We all saw one of the pictures of him being put into the Suburban or the Tahoe and he's got you can't see any wound on his ear, right? We've all seen it. We've all seen all this. And now you look at it and it his [ __ ] ear people do the comparison. Here's Evander Holyfield who got his ear bitten by Mike Tyson. Still here we are however many decades later you can see the chunk out of his ear.
31:05Donald Trump's ear looks like nothing [ __ ] happened. Nothing at all.
31:09Okay? So people are beginning to talk and you know what? I don't [ __ ] blame them. I don't [ __ ] blame them because they lied to us about absolutely everything so why the [ __ ] wouldn't they lie to us about that as well? And it helped build this mythos of like him as a legendary iconic figure. Oh, he survived an assassination attempt. What a badass putting his fist in the air saying fight fight fight. And they started selling merch with that on it [ __ ] immediately. Immediately. We're supposed to say that's not creepy? That's not weird? That's not strange? That's not bizarre? Spare me.
31:36Absolutely spare me. Okay. Uh we also have This is incredible. So Dr. Oz was on a podcast cuz apparently all the people in the Trump regime do is commit war crimes and podcast and rape kids uh and get blackout drunk and do substances. But uh so so Dr. Oz was on this podcast and he says that Trump believes that diet soda kills cancer cells.
31:59And his reasoning is when you pour diet Coke on the ground on the grass, you know, you come back a little bit later and the grass is brown. So the grass has been killed. So in Trump's child brain and his baby brain he says, well, oh, it's killing grass therefore it's also killing cancer cells in your body. He unironically believes this.
32:18Now, my question for Trump with his [ __ ] uh impotent bro science is why wouldn't that also be the case? So if your takeaway from that is, well, oh, well, obviously it's killing uh killing stuff, right? Why wouldn't it also kill your healthy cells, you idiot? If you're going to do bro science, take the bro science to its logical conclusion. It would also kill healthy cells, not just [ __ ] uh cancer cells. But by the way, it None of that is true at all, RIGHT?
32:42LIKE NONE OF THIS is true. If anything, there's some evidence and some reason to believe it's not conclusive yet, but there's some reason to believe that the aspartame that's in many diet sodas, including Diet Coke, that leads to cancer. There's been some studies that indicate that. In fact, I do believe uh throughout most of Europe, if not all of Europe, they've banned aspartame, that artificial sweetener, because of concerns that it might lead to cancer.
33:04So, of course he flipped [ __ ] exactly on his head. But this is what he does. This is the same guy who believes that if you exercise, it's bad for you. And I'm not kidding about this. He actually believes that, because he views it that your body is like a battery. You have a limited amount of charge for your life. And so, the more energy you use, the more you blow through that battery and the quicklier quicker you'll die, right? And so, like by that logic, the most healthy people are the ones who literally never move, they're sedentary forever. This is what he thinks.
33:29And this is the same guy that's making [ __ ] life and death decisions for all of us, for every aspect of our lives, and he's destroying the world. Right? I mean, they literally did a triple tap on a [ __ ] girls' elementary school in Iran. Originally, we thought it was one bomb, then it became a double tap. Now it's a [ __ ] triple tap. It's incredible. It's incredible. Uh we also have Remember, Trump is uh is waging a $10 billion lawsuit against his own IRS, in which he's seeking taxpayer-funded damages for the fact that his tax records were released, okay? Well, guess what?
34:01Exactly like I told you would happen, I predicted this, Trump's legal filing now says he's in {quote} discussions with his own IRS to avoid protracted litigation.
34:11So, what does that mean in layman's terms? So, Trump goes, "Oh, I'm suing you for $10 billion, IRS. You better give me $10 billion." What will happen is, Trump will come out of this and go, "Oh, we settled. Uh but it's okay. I'm not going to get $10 million from them.
34:24I agreed to just getting $100 million from them, or $10 million from them, or $50 million from them." And so, this is him robbing the American taxpayer of whatever it ends up being, 10 million, 50 million, 100 million, stealing that money. Then he says, "Oh, I'll give it to charity." No, he [ __ ] won't. No, he won't. He's keeping all that [ __ ] He's the greediest [ __ ] on the planet, okay? Um so, it's incredible. He's literally shaking down the American taxpayer. He did the same [ __ ] Remember with his Board of Peace, this [ __ ] thing he created, which is supposed to be above the UN?
34:55He stole like 10 billion dollars from American taxpayers for this thing and put it in a private account that only he controls.
35:01Just like with Venezuela, they do the same [ __ ] He stole their oil, sold it, and he put all that money in a private account in Qatar that only he controls.
35:11So, now I get to the comedy portion of today's show uh because what we just learned is that Vice President J.D.
35:17Vance is currently leveraging his role as finance chair of the RNC to deepen relationships with numerous billionaires because his plan is to run for president in 2028. Laugh along with me, y'all. Laugh along with me. So, he's now buddy-buddy with pro-Israel mega donor Miriam Adelson, Google co-founder Sergey Brin, uh Paul Singer, Blackstone founder Stephen A. Schwarz- A. Schwarzman, not Stephen A. Smith, Stephen A. Schwarzman, um and according to The Times, Vance regularly talks with Singer, who he's grown close to after Singer was initially skeptical. So, this little [ __ ] snake, this little [ __ ] worm
35:57is behind the scenes plotting along, trying to plan out how he's going to run in 2028, how he's going to win, where he's going to raise funds from as the Trump regime is falling apart and destroying the world. As they're committing war crime after war crime, as they're destroying the economy, as the approval rating collapses into the [ __ ] low 30s, this idiot's out there like, "I'm going to run for president and win and now I'm buddy-buddy with billionaires. That'll help me." Bro, you are going to lose in an in a historic landslide. Your only chance to become president is if Trump croaks within the
36:26next 3 years, which by the way, I got good news for you. That is very likely to happen. So, J.D. Vance will probably be president, but in terms of winning an election, not a [ __ ] snowball's chance in hellski, [ __ ] Not a snowball's chance in hell. You and your eyeliner are going to get kicked to the curb, okay? The smokey eyed sociopath is dunzo. The failed drag queen is barbecue chicken, okay?
36:48But we also have this.
36:50So, J.D. Vance was at that same Turning Point event uh that Trump spoke at. And um he said this, quote, "I recognize that a lot of young voters don't love the policy that we have on the Middle East."
37:03Oh, you don't say. He continues, "Don't engage because you disagree with the administration on one topic."
37:15On one topic?
37:16On one topic? Yeah, I disagree on one topic. I think genocide is bad and you think it's good.
37:23Yeah, I disagree on one topic. I don't think we should do a terror attack and murder 170 precious little school girls and you do think we should.
37:33Yeah, we disagree on one topic. I think bombing hospitals is bad. You love it.
37:38Yeah, we disagree on one topic. I'm against the instant vaporization and wanton murder of 93 million people in nuclear armageddon and you're for it.
37:49Yeah, we disagree on one topic. I think America should be a sovereign nation that makes decisions that are best for its citizens and you think America should be cucked to Benjamin Netanyahu.
37:59You got to be [ __ ] kidding me, man.
38:01This this guy There there is a There is an empty hole at the core of this human being and his his career is going to end in the most brutal humiliation we've ever seen. Um he will go down in history as one of the most pathetic weasely figures we've ever seen, which by the way, that's also the reason why There's this new poll that came out, McLaughlin poll, where they asked about the 2028 Republican primary, and this one in particular is for uh voters over the age of 55. You ready for this?
38:30Number one, Donald Trump Jr. is leading at 29%. Vance also has 29%.
38:37You're tied with [ __ ] Donald Trump a guy with anti-charisma. A guy who's got the most punchable [ __ ] demeanor and affect I've ever seen.
38:45And you're tied with that guy, who by the way, what's he doing? Like cocaine in his Rumble show? And that's it? And you're [ __ ] tied with him? Oh my god.
38:54Again, barbecue chicken. So Trump Jr.'s at 29, Vance is at 29, Rubio's at six, DeSantis is at four. And this is for the the [ __ ] boomer slop demographic, the people who watch Fox News, the people who listen to Sean Hannity and Mark Levin and think they're making good points. Uh just incredible, incredible stuff. Um we have a great example of voting for the leopards eating people's faces party, and then the leopard ate those people's faces. So we have Caitlyn Jenner comes out and reveals that she's no longer able to travel internationally after her renewed passport was returned with a male gender marker under Trump's
39:27passport policy.
39:28So now she wrote a letter to Trump asking for help, but has yet to receive a response. She's going, "Look, I you know, I guess I look more like a woman, so you know, this it's not working when I try to give my male passport to go somewhere, and apparently this is impacting trans people all across the [ __ ] country now. And so she voted for Republican, she backs Republican, she supports Republican, she loves Trump, she's been at Mar-a-Lago, she's hung out with him, all that stuff. And you know what? This is the finding out portion of the [ __ ] around. That's what this is. Hope you enjoyed yourself.
39:58You voted for the leopards eating people's faces party, you go, "Oh [ __ ] my face has been eaten."
40:02If only people warned you, if only uh you know, you were told the truth roughly like 13,000 times over that this party genuinely doesn't want trans people to exist. They genuinely want to ban people being able to get trans health care. Full stop.
40:18They want to get rid of you. They want to exterminate you. I'm not kidding.
40:21That's what they want to do. And now you're learning, oh [ __ ] Turns out, um maybe I I shouldn't have freaked out over the fact that Democrats want to increase my taxes like 4%, right? She'd rather have her taxes lowered 4% and her personhood be eliminated than have her taxes up 4% and uh her personhood reaffirmed. Absolutely disgusting, man.
40:40This is what you get, Caitlyn. This is what you get. Okay. Uh we also got the horrible news that um inflation in Argentina is spiking again and Argentines are now turning to donkey meat amid the economic crisis. So, this is what happens when you elect an anarcho-capitalist psychopath, Javier Milei, who's also, by the way, a crypto scammer in his own right. Um the guy's a total jackass and deeply unstable. So, um uh I I'm having flashbacks to when Elon Musk was on Twitter after Milei won and he said, "Prosperity is ahead for Argentina." Here we are. Argentines are [ __ ] dumpster diving and eating
41:14donkey meat. I hope you guys are proud.
41:16But then again, it's not like Elon Musk will correct himself cuz he actually doesn't give a [ __ ] about those people.
41:20He thinks poor people are not human. He thinks they're not human. And so, he's totally fine with this. As long as the uh [ __ ] oligarchs are doing well, then he's happy.
41:28Uh we also have this nightmare story. Uh the Associated Press is reporting that Ohio's nursing homes are dumping patients at patients at homeless shelters.
41:35Um that's great. It's awesome that that's happening and it's awesome that uh as this is happening, Trump wants 200 bi- or 400 billion dollars for this illegal war to continue and a 1.5 trillion-dollar budget. It's great that we're kicking people out of [ __ ] nursing homes as we start another seven new wars.
41:52That's [ __ ] phenomenal stuff there, man. Love that. Um the good news for you is this, that uh in less than 100 days, the new Democratic governor of Virginia, uh Abigail Spanberger, who, by the way, ran as a centrist, she pulled one of the dopest [ __ ] uh about-faces I've ever seen. Um and she gets in there and she goes, "Psych, [ __ ] I'm a I'm going to govern as a leftist." And so, what did she give us in less than 100 days? Paid family leave, paid medical leave, $15 minimum wage, codified the right to an abortion, free tax filing, strong gun safety legislation, building more houses.
42:25Um they also made it so it's like one click to cancel a subscription because, you know, they try to make it impossible to cancel a subscription cuz they want to keep robbing you. They did that as well. So, in less than 100 days, win after win after win after win. And the good news I have for you guys is this, and this is really important.
42:39It's going to be a new phenomenon that we're seeing now, and Abigail Spanberger is part of this.
42:43Somebody who a Democrat who might run as a moderate, thinking like that's the path to power and that's what people want to hear.
42:50And then they win anyway because in this era everybody just hates Republicans and they'll vote against Republicans no matter what, right? But then they get in there and it's like, "Psych, [ __ ] I'm not moderate. I'm actually going to govern as a far leftist." Which is wonderful, which is awesome, okay? I don't care. If you want to run as a moderate and then get in there and govern as a leftist, God bless you. More power to you. That's better than running as a moderate and governing as a moderate, right? So, this is a new phenomenon. We never would have seen this 10 years ago, 20 years ago. The new
43:14phenomenon is you still have some Democrats who think the path to power is to sound more moderate. It's not. You could sound You could run as a leftist and win by even bigger margins. But they think it's, "Okay, if I sound moderate, I'll win." And then when they get in there, they actually govern further to the left. I'll [ __ ] take it. I'll take it. And uh we need any anybody who's running as a moderate, if you're a Democrat, I hope in your heart of hearts you're more like Abigail Spanberger when it comes to governing, okay?
43:37Um all right, and then finally uh we have this. So, a journalist who shared a CNN video of a US jet being downed uh in Kuwait has disappeared in Kuwait.
43:47So, um this is like the attack on the free flow of information and free speech and a free press in this moment is astonishing because clearly what's happening here is the US and Israel don't want any negative videos about how they're doing in the war to get out there. And so, when one does, if you're not in the US, right, and they're in Kuwait, they tell the Kuwaiti authorities like, "Arrest the person who's making us look bad and then they just do it.
44:10So this is a wanton wanton violation of the human rights and and you know, the free speech and free press rights of this reporter and is literally just sharing a video and this is how Israel has acted all along cracking down on people who tell the truth about how they're getting their [ __ ] rocked by Iran and now the US is now acting like this as well where if you tell the truth, if you show videos that they don't want to be seen, they will [ __ ] ruin your life over it. So it's like the full transition into an authoritarian hellhole is complete. That's where we're at now.
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