The video uses a sarcastic rap format to mock Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu's repeated threats and "maximum pressure" strategy, asserting that Iran remains unbothered and undefeated despite decades of US and Israeli attempts to isolate it.
Yeah, yeah.
0:04Another Tuesday, [singing] another threat from the orange man >> [music] >> and the little guy with the map.
0:14>> [clears throat] >> Here we go again.
0:18Hey Donnie, hey Bibi, y'all tired [music] yet? Been trying to end us.
0:21Haven't won a bet. Tweet a threat, drop a bomb, nothing happened though. We're still here drinking tea. That's the ratio. You said maximum pressure. Okay, [music] okay. Sanctions on sanctions, we're still in the play. 46 years, same energy, same scene. Funniest non-going sequel you've ever seen. Score check, score [singing] check. What's the tally again? 47 years and we're still 10 for 10. Still sipping chai, still [music and singing] here, still sipping chai. Unbothered. Donnie tweets another threat, [singing] we don't even bother.
0:49Whatever, [music] still sipping chai.
0:50Whatever, empires rise and fall, but the tea stays hot. Yeah, you know the spot.
0:56>> [music] >> Bibi drew a cartoon bomb at the UN, bro.
0:59Power Point presentation for our country. No, Iran was a wait. You said that in '92, said it in 2000, 2012, said it brand new. It's now [singing] 2025 and we're yawning, [music] man. Still operating here on the original plan. You wanted war, man. It's okay. Who ships top first? Funny how the sanctions king ended up with the worst.
1:13>> [laughter] >> Two press conferences, [music] zero results, just two old men with too many consultants. Meanwhile, Bibi's at the ICC and Donnie's got like 47 lawsuits.
1:22[music] Just saying.
1:25Yeah, whatever, man.
1:28We're still breathing, [music] still here, still here.
1:34>> [music]
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