0:01What's up y'all? Got some breaking news here for you on this Friday. You can see the little stinky girl behind me right there. [laughter] Somebody said the other day, uh, we need more Stinky in these videos. Well, guess what? She's delivering without me having to do anything at all. So, shout out to Stinky, uh, wandering around the backyard. [laughter] But, uh, I got a lot to get to today.
0:21Before I get to it, let me just say real quick, do yourself a big favor. If you haven't yet, sign up for Crystal Kylin friends on Substack. We have Martaza Hussein coming on later today. He's going to tell you everything that's happening with this memorandum of understanding between the US and Iran.
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1:00Um, let me start with this y'all. So, JD Vance, he's been sort of front and center talking about this memorandum of understanding between the US and Iran.
1:10And the move from the regime here is if this thing falls apart, Trump is just going to blame JD Vance, right? But if this thing works, Trump will take credit and try to snatch it from JD Vance. It's classic. I mean, this is the stuff that a guy like Trump does all the time, right? Uh, but so JD Vance is doing a podcast interview and he says, I'm not kidding about this. It sounds fake, but it's real. He says, "Donald Trump has the highest IQ of any president in history." Quote, "If you give Donald Trump an IQ test with the other 45 presidents that the United States has had, he'd be either near the top or at
1:44the top.
1:49What are we doing? [laughter] What are we doing? I said it on Twitter.
1:53He's not the VP. He's the mayor of Slurp City. Population One, Donald J. Trump.
1:58What the [ __ ] are we doing, bro? You're a grown ass man. This is humiliating.
2:03This is embarrassing.
2:04Are you kidding me? Because let's be serious here. If we're being honest about where Trump ranks when it comes to the IQ of presidents, I would be very comfortable saying in the bottom 10%, and I think it's most likely the case, he's dead last. He's dead last. I mean, I think this guy has an IQ of like 78.
2:26Not even kidding. That's the actual number that I think he is. Unbelievable.
2:30Unbelievable. So JD Vance takes Trump to slurp city as Trump is literally out there the same day saying, "I can't wait to throw JD Vance under the bus. If I have to, I'll throw JD Vance under the bus." Um, now we also have JD Vance doing a press conference flatout lying, comparing this new deal that they made with Iran with Obama's deal. So Vance said that the Obama nuclear deal allowed enrichment and theirs won't. The Obama deal gave them a billion dollars of American money. This gives them zero dollars of American money. So, he got hammered with a community note. It says, "The Obama era transfer of 1.7 billion
3:07to Iran was the settlement of a pre9 se 1979 financial dispute representing Iran's own trust fund principle and interest, not US taxpayer money." In other words, it's what I always told you that under the Obama deal, we didn't give them US tax money. We gave them back their money that we stole from them. And what's funny is that now Trump is out there and he's trying to make the argument in this New Deal that like, "No, no, no. We're not giving them US tax money. We're giving them back their money that we stole from them." So, it's the same argument. The only difference is in the case of Obama, it was actually
3:43giving them back their own money that we stole from them. In this case of Trump, we're we're giving them back their own money that we stole from them as well as giving them $300 billion in what's supposed to be an international investment fund. Right? So, that's different. That's money above and beyond. That's on top of unfreezing uh their assets and giving them back the money that we stole from them. So, here you have uh JD Vance just flat out lying. I mean, that's just a flatout [ __ ] lie right there. It's incredible. Um now the interesting thing is we have seen JD Vance now start to say critical things about Israel uh
4:23knowing that Israel is against this deal. So he said at the press conference it does bother me that you've seen people within BB's cabinet who have come out and attacked the deal and personally attacked the president. Trump is the only head of state in the entire world who is sympathetic to the nation of Israel at this moment in time. And he happens to be the head of state of the world's superpower. If I was in the cabinet of the Israeli government, I might not be attacking the only powerful ally that I have anywhere left in the entire world. Damn. Okay, so he comes out and says that uh we also have him
4:58blasting Ben Gavir and Smootrich. More on uh some of them in a little bit. More on Ben Gave in a little bit. But um he says, "You've seen the people in their system, Ben, Gavir and Smokerish, who've attacked the deal." And I guess my response to them would be, "What is your exact proposal? You're a country of 9 million people. You can't just kill your way out of solving every single national security problem that you have." Well, guess what, JD? Number one, it's not a national security problem. Number two, they've always been clear. We're the killing guys. All we do is kill. All we want to do is create a greater Israel.
5:30All we want to do is genocide and ethnic cleansing. You guys armed them and funded them and prodded them on and fed every single [ __ ] fantasy that they had of total regional domination.
5:40And now you're like, "Well, hold on now.
5:42Why are you guys killing so many people, bro?" Because you gave them the money and you gave them the weapons and you gave them the diplomatic cover and you patted them on the back and said, "Go ahead and kill all these people. That's why they're doing it." But now, theoretically, we're trying to pull the leash. But what's the reality, guys? And look, a lot of people have been pointing this out. Uh, I'm not the only one here, but as Ben Myella said from Midas Touch, he says, "When I see a clip of JD Vance seemingly standing up to Israel in the sense of stop the the bombings of Beirut buildings, I'm shaking my head and
6:10saying, well, I agree with JD Vance."
6:12But then also, I'm saying, who is this guy? This is a guy who's changed his name three or four different times. This is a guy who with multiple identities called Trump Hitler and then loved Trump. These aren't people who have any core sense of beliefs, values, or ideas.
6:27and it shifts overnight. And so basically what he's saying here is I don't trust them. I don't trust them.
6:32This could all be a ruse, by the way.
6:34It's a ruse for the US and Israel both knowing that they flat out lost the war.
6:40And if they've acknowledged that reality, which is debatable, right? But if they've actually acknowledged that reality and internalized it, the trick would be domestically in the US the our government gets the people to blame the Israeli government and in in with Israel's government, they get the people to blame the US government. This way you take the pressure off of your own respective governments, right? It would be a trick for the Israeli government to say, "Don't blame us, blame the Americans." And it's a trick for the American government to say to the American people, "Don't blame us, blame
7:10the Israelis." Right? And on that point, uh, the squirrel on Twitter made a good point. I'm going to sneeze.
7:21Okay. [laughter] The squirrel on Twitter made a good point and said, "Trump picked JD Vance to be his VP after Peter Teal and Tucker Carlson convinced him that the anti-war America first isolationist fake persona they built around him was popular for the election. Now another election is looming. So they're trotting the [ __ ] facade out again. And then this Teal MSAD fraud will go right back to laundering the relaunching of the war on Iran just like he did before. And Tucker Tucker will go back to not saying a single word about him doing so, just as he didn't over the past few months. This is the media game being played by these
7:55depraved scumbags. So the squirrel is saying the Republicans realized, oh, we're going to get blown the [ __ ] out in the election and the election is coming up quickly. So we have to at least make a head fake towards peace and pretend like we're trying to get peace. And so that's what that's what's going on here.
8:10It's all a ruse to eventually just go right back to what they were doing beforehand. And the squirrel also brings up Tucker and says, "Well, Tucker's been going after Trump relentlessly uh over the war against Iran and has purposefully said nothing at all, criticizing JD Vance, even though JD Vance was allegedly behind the scenes in the early days before the war, saying, "Go big and go hard. Go big and go hard." So, uh, I'll leave it up to you guys, but again, I wouldn't put too much stock in anything they're saying right now that sounds nominally anti-war. Why do I say that? Because we've been down
8:46this road a thousand times before. And every other time, they lied. They stabbed us in the back. They flipped.
8:52They ended up being pro-war. They ended up cucking themselves to Israel and doing Israel's bidding. And so, I'll believe it when I say see it. Here's the deal. you will know that Trump and Vance are serious about actually ending this.
9:06If they cut off the money and the weapons to Israel, full stop. Period.
9:10The end. Anything short of that is all talk. It's all [ __ ] It's all b.
9:17It's all nonsense. You'll know they mean it when they decide no more money for Israel, no more weapons for Israel, and now we're cutting you off and you're on your own, [ __ ] So now you better [ __ ] fall in line because if you don't, you're cooked. you'll be destroyed by all the other states around you because you know you can't survive without US support. It's not possible.
9:36So, we'll see. But that's what's going on with them. All right. Now, um as I talked to you right now, there's a lot of, you know, talk back and forth, a lot of speculation. We're not sure exactly what's happening. We see little pieces of news here and there. Some of it is rumors, some of it is true, but uh the memorandum of understanding may be collapsing. So the IRGC shut down the straight of Hormuz due to Israeli attacks on southern Lebanon. So Iran is demanding guarantees that the Lebanon fighting will end before resuming US talks. Netanyahu vowed Israel is going to stay in southern Lebanon as long as
10:14necessary. That would be in contravention of the deals. That's Netanyahu saying we're not following that [ __ ] Uh Israeli strikes are continuing to ramp up in Lebanon, which as you guys know is completely and utterly illegal. and unacceptable under the deal. It's like one of the core parts of the deal. Israeli officials apparently say that they believe Trump lost interest and Israel may need to act alone. And Israeli National Security Minister Ben Gavir uh is calling for escalation. And I'll have more on him in just a second, by the way, cuz he I mean he's the true face of Israel and what he's saying is what they actually want
10:50to do and it should terrify every single reasonable person on this planet. Okay.
10:54So, we also have a pretty reliable Iranian uh journalist who has been right about other things has now come out according to Fattox News and says that uh the IRGC has closed the straight of Hormuz and is firing warning shots at ships trying to pass and it appears to be related to continued Israeli action in Lebanon.
11:16Now, again, I don't have secondary sourcing on that yet. I'm not totally sure that that's what's happening, but these are the rumors that are floating around out there. Uh, at the very least, we hit another diplomatic crisis where Israel did attacks against Lebanon and Iran at the very least is threatening to shut down the straight of Hormuz and uh, apparently uh, you know, our government is panicking over it. So, apparently JD Vance postponed his planned trip to Switzerland for the US Iran talks which were expected to begin on Friday. US officials reportedly say that JD Vance's trip was postponed due to Iranian claims
11:53regarding the situation in Lebanon. So in other words, the Iranians are going to the Americans and going, "What the [ __ ] Get your Israeli dogs under control. They're still killing people in Lebanon. They're still murdering people in Lebanon right the [ __ ] now." Okay. Um when asked whether the US would defend Israel if it chose to strike Iran independently, Trump said, quote, "Absolutely.
12:18See, when I saw this one, and this, by the way, I should be clear, is from Israeli Channel 14. But when I saw this one, my immediate my immediate thought was, "Oh, for sure they just reminded Trump that they have Epstein blackmail on him, right? For sure. That's what this is. For sure. That's what's happening here. It has to be. It has to be unbelievable stuff, man. All that [ __ ] talk and like in a in a moment's notice, they just [ __ ] revert back to the pro-war [ __ ] as I warned you, would happen." and is the most likely scenario. Okay, so uh Fetux News again comes out and says new the US has told
12:54Iran that Israel has agreed not to further escalate attacks in Lebanon after strikes responding to a Hezbollah attack that killed four Israeli soldiers. A source said the message was relayed to Thran as the Trump administration tries to get postponed nuclear talks with Iran back on track.
13:10So, to me, this sounds like our government desperately telling Iran, "Hold on, still meet with us. Let's negotiate." Uh, Israel says they're not going to escalate anymore. But my guess is this is just the US telling Iran Israel is not going to escalate anymore without such guarantees from Israel itself because Israel is still being very defiant and is still doing [ __ ] up [ __ ] inside of Lebanon. Okay, here's a stinky girl. Hold on. I got to let her in. Give me a zip.
13:51Okay. So, uh, Ben Gavir, ready for this?
13:55So, Ben Gavir comes out and says on Twitter, "For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep. All of Lebanon must burn." Let me repeat that. All of Lebanon must burn.
14:09outright, straightforwardly calling for genocide. No ifs, ends, or buts. You even have psycho Zionist in the replies to him being like, "Hey, [ __ ] you're making our life difficult when we try to tell the world that we're not monsters, that we're not villains. You're making that impossible because you're proving that we're monsters, that we're villains, that the actual goal is genocide, ethnic cleansing, land theft, a greater Israel." Like, hello. But this is what he's out there saying. Now remember this is all at the same time Trump and Vance are going, "Oh yeah, yeah, we have the Israelis under
14:44control." Again, you're not going to have them under control unless you cut off the money and the weapons. They will continue to rat [ __ ] you. They will continue to blow up the deal a thousand ways to Sunday. Hear me now. Quote me later. It's an ironclad law of nature.
14:56To the Israelis, a ceasefire means you cease, we fire every time. All right.
15:01So, um there's all this evidence floating around Twitter that the Israelis have been strategically dropping dozens of highly lethal cluster munition bombs disguised as children's toys and soccer balls in Lebanon. So, this is like when in Gaza they would have drones that make the sound of a crying baby and then mothers would run out into the streets to see if they could help and then they would get murdered by a drone from the sky. This is how depraved the Israelis are now. We know they got things that look like soccer balls. The little kid will run up to go play with it. It'll blow up and kill them. That's what this is. And
15:41these are the people who uh you know, we're supposed to trust them. We're supposed to believe, oh yeah, they're going to [ __ ] listen. No, you have to make them listen. You have to bring them to heal. You have to cut off the money and cut off the weapons. Period. End of story. Full stop. Okay. Now, Chuck Schumer, the so-called head of the Democrats, he came out and said, "The US is worse off because of Trump's incompetence, his ego, and his inability to listen to facts." Well, that part is true. He continues, "If Trump wants to send hundreds of billions of dollars to Iran, he'll need to do with Republican
16:12votes. Democrats will not be helping Trump send $300 billion to Iran." In other words, what he's saying here is, I'm going to resist Donald Trump from the right. Now, I'm going to say since we have theoretically a deal on the table to end this illegal war of aggression, now Chuck Schumer is saying, "No, I support continuing the illegal war of aggression." That's what he's doing here. No, you dumb [ __ ] The actual criticism that makes sense of Trump is that I don't believe you. I don't believe you're going to abide by these terms. Netanyahu is already not abiding by these terms. I think you're going to change your mind in under a
16:43week. I think you're going to be right back to doing acts of aggression in under a week. That's what I think.
16:48Instead, he's trying to go Trump into blowing up his own deal and make it so what? We go back to a hot war with Iran.
16:56And the answer is yes. Because Chuck Schumer himself cares more about Israel than he does about this country. That's a fact. I'm sorry. It's true. He literally said, what was it last year, two years ago? My job is to keep the Democrats pro-Israel. That's what he said. That's your job as leader of the Democrats. That's your job. No, I think your job should be to try to get us healthare and education and free college and a living wage and end the wars and tax the rich. I don't think your job should be to try to get Democratic voters to be in favor of a [ __ ] ethnostate rape terrorist state. What's
17:26wrong with you? Jesus Christ. So that's [ __ ] disappointing. There's your leading Democrats. There's this weird thing that some of them are doing where like they in order to own Trump now they're outflanking him to the right and trying to be like, "Oh yeah, well we want you to continue the war. That's the better thing to do." And it's like, "Do me a favor. Just shut the [ __ ] up forever. You clearly don't believe in anything. So like, why are you in politics? Why are you in the government?
17:50You don't believe in anything. Like step aside and make room for people who are not just Democrats in name only. We are actual Democrats. We are actually on the left and we believe in ending wars and bringing about justice. Jesus Christ.
18:05Okay. Um, so this is terrifying, but the Pentagon used Elon Musk's Gro AI to launch over 2,000 missiles in Iran, which I don't know about you guys, but when I read that, my initial thought is we are so [ __ ] It is it is beyond belief just how insanely [ __ ] we are, y'all. [laughter] using Grock to launch AI. The same AI that was in the news for creating a whole bunch of child pornography images, right? That AI, the same AI that lied to me repeatedly and couldn't answer a basic question when I said, "Hey, what podcast is Joe Rogan on here?" And it just lied like seven or eight times and I had to correct it and then it goes,
18:46"Oh, okay."
18:48It hallucinates like a [ __ ] It's like the least accurate AI and you're using that to pick targets in war. Well, no wonder we're carpet bombing little girl schools in Iran and hospitals and bridges and [ __ ] like that. This is insane. Over 2,000 missile strikes in Iran because of Grock. The [ __ ] AI that was created by a literal Nazi ketamine addict low IQ [ __ ] like Elon Musk. Oh my days, bro. Oh my days.
19:15Okay. Also, this is this is uh this is interesting. Share this with everybody that you know. Apparently, according to the New York Post, twice as many MAGA Republicans favor regime change in Iran than those who want a negotiated settlement.
19:31So, in other words, let me break this down into simple terms for everybody.
19:35the self-described traditional Republicans or old school Republicans, the non-MAGA Republicans, they are actually more anti-war than the MAGA Republicans, which of course should make you want to jump off a bridge because we were told, "Oh, the MAGA Republicans are all no new wars. You know, we're the anti-war people." They flipped like [ __ ] that as soon as their fat pedophile rapist terrorist president decided, "Let me do another seven wars."
20:03So everything they said, total horseshit. They never meant a word of it. Uh they 100% are in favor of more wars. And now we know twice as many MAGA Republicans favor regime change in Iran than those who want a negotiated settlement. That's wonderful. That's wonderful. Okay. We also have Trump at the G7 sparking a diplomatic crisis. I don't know if you guys saw this, but uh it happened with Italy. Italy's foreign minister Antonio Tani has now canled his planned trip here on June 21st uh after Trump insulted Prime Minister Georgia Maloney. So Trump claimed that she begged for a photo with him at the G7
20:39and that he quote felt sorry for her.
20:42Well, Maloney heard this and released a video and she basically said, "This is completely and utterly fabricated.
20:49Quote, I am frankly appalled. I don't know why the president of the United States behaves this way towards his allies. And then she added that Trump appears to show more accommodation toward the enemies of the West than America's allies and concluded by saying, quote, "Italia and I never beg."
21:06And she was [ __ ] pissed, bro. You go back and look at the body language of Maloney anytime she's around Trump at the G7, she [ __ ] hates this guy. She [ __ ] despises this guy. But then you see the video she released and she's furious. And like I think it's tough for people to really wrap their minds around the fact just how big of a pathological liar Trump is. And so you can see the genuine shock and awe on people's faces when Trump's endless lies end up targeting them and making some [ __ ] up about them. And Maloney was like actually taken aback and was like, "This is [ __ ] crazy that this guy's just
21:37out here saying [ __ ] Pulled it straight out of his fat ass. What the [ __ ] are we talking about?" So really, really amazing stuff there. Uh we also have Trump sitting down for an interview with Axios and um a reporter asked him, "What have you learned about not just the exercise of power, but the limits on your power as a result of the conflict with Iran?" Trump responds, "There are no limits." The reporter says, "No limits?" Trump says, "No, I haven't learned that lesson yet. I mean, I know there are, but you know, there are no limits to my power."
22:10again, man. I mean, he literally just sounds like a [ __ ] comic book villain at this point, you know? Like, there's not even an effort to be like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, we're the good guys. We swear we're the good guys." No, no, no.
22:20This is like we're disgusting pieces of [ __ ] Like, we are the bad guys.
22:25Everybody knows we're the bad guys.
22:26We're not even pretending anymore. Who says there's no limits to my power?
22:30Literally any other president in US history, Democrat or Republican, would would go off with, you know, a a well-known rant where they list, you know, hey, we believe in checks and balances. We believe in rule of law. We believe in separation of powers. Any other leader would say that, but here's Trump. There's no limits to my power. I do what I want. Oh my days, bro. Oh my days. I can't handle this [ __ ] anymore.
22:54Now, you know how Trump brags all the [ __ ] time. I passed seven dementia tests. I passed seven dimension. Well, first of all, well, he doesn't. He says IQ test or something like that. It's not IQ test. It's actual dementia test. And they're they keep giving it to him because they know something's wrong.
23:08Okay. Well, he just failed his most recent cognitive test because he was given uh the Congressional Medal of Honor Freedom. I forget which one. Uh to somebody at the White House and he couldn't get the thing clamped. Like he goes to put it on, couldn't get it clamped. And so then what does he do? He just ties it. He he ties it like he's tying a shoe.
23:29the thing. So, the Congressional Medal of Honor Freedom is now sitting on this guy's neck. It's like choking him. He's he's it's like, "Take Thank you, sir. I appreciate it." And Trump acts like, you know, he acts like, "Who cares this?"
23:42You know, it's fine. It kind of reminds me of remember when he was walking up into Air Force One, he had an umbrella.
23:46He put it down before he got into the plane and just walked in and the [ __ ] thing starts like flying away. It's like, "The guy's a [ __ ] slob. The guy's a [ __ ] slob. He's a dumbass and he's a slob. Now, um, speaking of slob, I'm going to get to more on that in a second because we have that new book regime change that's coming out. Oh boy, there's some gems in there. And Trump actually is a [ __ ] slob. Okay, but um, in an interview for the book regime change, Trump reflected on his power by comparing himself to Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Mao, and Stalin.
24:21He argued that he possessed greater global reach because they didn't have airplanes. while describing those past leaders as having maintained power through fear. So this gives you some insight into how he thinks, right? He loves the idea like he thinks of somebody like Stalin and is like, "Yes, I love that. I love that sort of power.
24:39I aspire to that." And now, you know, he thinks ruling through fear is a good thing. So, with him building all those concentration camps, taking away people's constitutional rights, uh, you know, threatening the insurrection act, talking about stealing elections, trying to steal the last election, all that stuff. Uh, this is what he gets off on.
25:00This is what he gets off on. He would rather be feared than loved. He'd rather be feared and hated than loved. And now it's it's him basically saying this stuff. Okay. Uh so in this book as well, Trump took satisfaction in seeing uh tech oligarchs who once opposed him basically seek his favor after the 2024 election. So he described Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos as quote kissing my ass. And he told Elon Musk, quote, "They hated me. They hated me and look at them now." So how does that feel, [ __ ] Zuckerberg? Zucker [ __ ] How does that feel, Baze? How does that feel, you dumb [ __ ] Here you are, uh,
25:39you know, crawling over broken glass to to, you know, stroke this guy's ego and stroke his something else, his tiny little mushroom pecker, and here he is [ __ ] mocking you and making fun of you. It's just so embarrassing. Like, capital immediately breaks with the fascists every single time because all they care about is money and power. And uh, they know if they could just get in good with the fascist leader, they're guaranteed that money and that power.
26:02They'll get their tax cuts, they'll get their subsidies, they'll get their no bid contracts, they'll be invited to Mara Lago. I mean, it really is shameful what this country's become. It really is. Um, now, like I said, Trump's a [ __ ] slob. Uh, in regime change, we also learned that, um, he is Trump is apparently a late night snacker. And so, they say, quote, "The 80-year-old president is a late night snacker who leaves chip bags and rappers lying on lying around on the floor." According to regime change inside the Imperial presidency of Donald Trump, a forthcoming book by White House correspondents Maggie Haberman and
26:35Jonathan Swan. A nighttime snacker, the president would frequently leave an array of empty potato chip bags, Starbucks wrappers, and ice cream cartons in the trash or on the floor.
26:46The staff had to begin monitoring the trash after it was discovered he was sometimes throwing out White House sterling silver utensils. So that's the other thing, his obsession with gold. He was just throwing out the silver utensils from the White House. That's [ __ ] mental, bro. That is so mental.
27:03The other thing is he insisted on having carpet in the bathroom. And so people were like, "Bro, you're going to get mold in there. You can't put carpet in a bathroom. Like, you're just begging for it to be [ __ ] disgusting and smell bad and, you know, have [ __ ] growing on it." But he insisted on it. So what they try to do is like they would put a carpet, but then they put like a like a a rug over the carpet and then they would like switch out the rug every now and then, right? But like, who does that? Who insists on? It's probably because like he feels like his feet are cold and he's like, "I want my feet to
27:30be warm. Put a carpet in there." And they're like, "Sir, you can't do that for this reason or that." He's like, "I want it anyway." I mean, what the [ __ ] is wrong with this guy, man? Holy [ __ ] Um, Trump also privately, according to this book, quote, told several associates that Venezuela could be America's 51st state and that he would appoint a governor to run it. They say the success of the daring raid on that country in January 2026 and the capture of its president, Maduro, reinforced Trump's certainty that he could reshape the world quickly and painlessly. So, as many experts pointed out, this is what
28:03happened with Iran. He felt like, "Oh, I can't lose. I just [ __ ] kidnapped a a sovereign leader and started stealing oil and gold from Venezuela and looting and pillaging, so I could do this anywhere. I could do this everywhere.
28:14So, yeah, let's [ __ ] do it with Iran, too. Who gives a [ __ ] Let's do it." And then apparently he realized, uh, oh [ __ ] they're way more powerful. They're way more intelligent. And they were able to [ __ ] outmaneuver me. And they've been preparing for this war for a really [ __ ] long time. For a really long time. Okay. Um, we also have this again in the same book. We're getting a lot of juicy tidbits and this in Politico. President Trump privately called Commerce Secretary Howard Nutlick a [ __ ] after Nut Nutlick pushed back on Trump's obsession with tariffs.
28:49So this is how this guy is. When you when you explain to him, hey, here's why this makes no sense. Here's why this is going to backfire. Here's why this is going to [ __ ] up the global economy.
28:58Here's why this is going to tank your approval rating. You show all that to him and his reaction is not like to soak it in and logically respond or like understand what you're saying and counter it with something reasonable.
29:10No, his reaction, what a [ __ ] [ __ ] You're such a [ __ ] You don't even want to tank the global economy. You don't even want to destroy our farmers. You don't even want to alienate us and isolate us from the rest of the world and guarantee a Chinese century. You don't even want to do that. You don't want an American century of humiliation.
29:28[ __ ] mental, bro. absolutely [ __ ] mental mental stuff. Uh, also shout out to Anthony Andrews on Twitter because what he's doing is going back through the Epstein files and uh really some [ __ ] that journalists should be doing going through everything that we have already because there's so much stuff in there that like, you know, we haven't really gone through yet. And one of the things he found is uh Epstein emailed Michael Wolf, the reporter, that Trump sexually assaulted a woman in Ivanka's bedroom. in Ivanka's bedroom. I believe it was in 1993 and uh they that woman was there with her husband on like a business meeting
30:06and he cornered her in Ivanka's room and started trying to put his hand up her dress and kiss her and she was like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing? My husband's next door. What the [ __ ] is this? We're here at a [ __ ] business meeting." And uh not only that, but then there was like a lawsuit later on because he like whatever contract he had with them, he [ __ ] him over. So this is like again this is the [ __ ] that like journalists should be doing this instead some random person on Twitter is the one who's like going through the Epstein files and finding these new things just like the remember the nipple torture
30:34kink which just came out the other day that's like oh [ __ ] I forgot about this one. There's so much [ __ ] in the Epste files you forget like Trump's got a [ __ ] nipple torture kink. Jesus Christ. Okay. Um the reflecting pool.
30:46Have you guys been following this man?
30:48So this is I mean this is crazy. This is insane. But um the thing is now [ __ ] greener than it was before. Like it's worse than it was before. It's [ __ ] greener than the grass, bro. The grass next to it is less green than the green of the [ __ ] reflecting pool. And the whole point of fixing the reflecting pool was so that for like for you know this upcoming holiday it would be clean for them. And now they're desperate. Now they moved it to like a top priority. They're bringing people in to like try to clean it 24/7.
31:19And they're dumping hydrogen peroxide in that [ __ ] By the way, it's not really working well enough to get rid of all the green. Only around the edges, maybe a little bit it's helping, but this is [ __ ] unsustainable. So, it's so bad that not only is everything turning green, not only do they have people 24/7 trying to fix it, and they're not able to fix it, but also the American flag blue color on the ground is [ __ ] chipping. And there's massive paint chips of the American flag blue floating around. You have tourists are coming and taking a piece of it. They're taking a piece of it and bringing it with them.
31:49I'm not kidding. So, I mean, and then now what's floating around Twitter is the guy who got the no bid contract is like some [ __ ] goofy ass fat dude with a toupe uh looking like a cartoon character.
32:04Definitely some mobbed up [ __ ] By the way, the name of the company is Greenwater, which you can't make this up. Um, just absolute lunacy what we're witnessing here. So, here here's the bottom line, and we know this from the fountain that Trump had fixed to. The reason why this is h it's all pay to play. It's all corruption. It's all corruption. Trump is doing these no bid contracts picking people who we know will let him skim off the top. It's a mobocracy. So the real the real point here is for Trump and his family to get paid. Everything else is ancillary. So there were no, you know, quality checks.
32:32There's no like, hey, what work have you done in the past? How how has your stuff worked out in the past? Like there's none of that. It's just like, okay, whatever. We'll give you this contract.
32:41And then it's some [ __ ] I guarantee you the actual work itself costs $100,000 to do and they made millions off the [ __ ] I mean it the this whole country is a joke. It's a sick joke and it's indicative of everything else, right? Just like our military-industrial complex. We spend like so much I don't even know the exact number but the amount more we spend on our military compared to Iran is like it it infinity more, right? And they beat us in this war. So like we're prepared for a war to be fought in like 1986. We have like a primitive military, but the military-industrial complex is this massive [ __ ] slush fund, right? Trump
33:14wants $1.5 trillion for the military budget. When the Pentagon came to me to account for 63% of their money, more than half of their money is missing.
33:22It's all a scam. It's all like, you know, CEOs and executives and Epstein class billionaires getting yachts and getting yachts that have yachts inside of their yachts as like, you know, we build like subpar [ __ ] that makes it so we lose a war to Iran. I mean, it's a sick joke. Uh, speaking of sick jokes, so there's this clip of Patrick Bed David floating around from, of course, the PBD podcast and um, he says that the US government was in contact with him because they wanted him to run Iran after the regime change. They wanted him to run the Iranian economy. I'm not kidding. Patrick BD David before his
33:59podcast is most well known for running a [ __ ] multi-level marketing scam.
34:04Okay. He was just outed by Coffeezilla for promoting this thing called Goliath Ventures, I believe. And that was also a massive scam. That guy is going going to prison for fraud. Do you understand that? And so all this guy's known for is like he's also kind of like a fake business guy like Trump. Like that's his whole thing is like marketing and PR. He wears the suit and the tie and people think like, "Oh yeah, that guy knows business." No, that guy, his whole thing is making you think he knows business and like becoming popular through the optics of it. Well, they were asking him to [ __ ] run the Iranian economy. You
34:37can't make this [ __ ] up, bro. You can't make this [ __ ] up. This is like that [ __ ] the Sha's son, who goes, "Oh, yeah, I'm leading the transition in Iran." Meanwhile, the [ __ ] lives in California. You're not even in Iran, [ __ ] What are you saying? That was total horseshit. Uh, it's incredible these fabulous, as we call them, fabulous who are like claiming, oh yeah, yeah, no, totally. They they want me for this like incredible position. So, I hope he's just lying. I hope it's [ __ ] I hope that he's just trying to like do some self agrandisement and there is nobody in the US government who
35:05wanted him to run the [ __ ] Iranian economy. But you know what? Maybe maybe they did. I could absolutely see these idiots. I could see [ __ ] Scott Bessant or Howard Nutick or [ __ ] Jared Kushner or Steve Witoff or whoever the [ __ ] I could see any of them reaching out to him like, "Hey, we like you. You got a nice podcast. How about you run the a [ __ ] giant country now?
35:22Oh my days. Oh my days. Okay, so um did you guys see that there's a major flu outbreak that has made 160 troops at uh Lackland Air Force Base sick? And this is just weeks after the secretary of war crimes Pete Kegrebreth announced that that the US would no longer require the troops to be vaccinated for the flu. So, um, you know, now, oh, it's your personal choice, as they say. Oh, well, would you look at that massive flu outbreak? I believe there was at least one person, one troop who actually died as a result of this. Um, so, as Cupure points out on Twitter, shout out to him.
36:01He says, "The flu killed more US soldiers in World War I than combat did." Think about that. It devastated our troops and spread throughout the battlegrounds like the plague. The flu vaccine saved our troops from the same deadly catastrophe during World War II.
36:17And now Pete Hegath and the antivaxers have [ __ ] ruined everything and are going to make it so uh not only are we getting [ __ ] victory mogged by Iran, but now the flu is victory mogging us.
36:28Unfucking believable. Unbelievable. Did you guys see the [ __ ] RFK and JD Vance? They're uh they're now all on this like special diet where they eat like fermented vegetables all day and red meat. They eat like [ __ ] that sounds disgusting and makes you gassy as [ __ ] They're probably like absolutely murdering their spouses with their putrid gas coming out of their asses.
36:51And they're like bragging about this. I got this new diet. This new DIET'S AMAZING. I HAVE IT in between nicotine and and drinking raw sewage water. It's really great. I love it so much. I eat sauerkraut all day and [ __ ] my brains out, but I feel amazing. It gives you permanent 247 diarrhea, but it's okay.
37:09It's really up there. It's up there with my beheaded beluga whale diet that I love so much that I did back in the 90s.
37:15Jesus [ __ ] Christ, man. Um, so the Intercept is saying that Israel's government asked Meta to censor social media content about the war against Iran. So there's internal documents that they reviewed. Um, company records show that Israel petitioned Meta to take down posts expressing support for Iran and opposition to Israel and depictions of Iranian missile impacts. So, they're really coming to take away all of our freedom when it comes to the internet, bro. They really are. They're trying to take away all of our freedom. They're trying to [ __ ] make it so all that's allowed is rank propaganda in favor of
37:52MAGA and the billionaires and Israel and genocide. It is so [ __ ] gross. It's so gross. Um, there's also this story.
38:00This is kind of a big deal, but uh, Senator Kirstston Gillibrand, a corporate Democrat from New York. She has a 22-year-old son who, uh, just graduated from college. Okay. And, um, today it's reported that he received $30 million in venture capital funding to launch a derivatives exchange.
38:21Meanwhile, his mom sat on the Senate Agriculture Committee, which has jurisdiction over derivatives, until this past year.
38:29Uh there is no other kid in the country uh who can immediately graduate college and get $30 million in venture capital.
38:38That is 100% because of her mom's connections. And so [ __ ] her. Look, we are currently living in a new guilded age and the corruption of the MAGA regime is completely and utterly out of control. It's a disgrace. And here you have a corporate Democrat desperately trying to cash in for her and her family. Instead of like trying to fix the corrupt system, she's like, "Fuck it. I'm going to get a piece of the pie, too. [ __ ] you. You're not a real Democrat. You're a Democrat in name only." God damn it, man. Speaking of uh humiliations.
39:10So Joe Rogan came out the other day and he said that 150 million people watched on Paramount the UFC fight on the White House lawn. Now, here's the sad reality.
39:21You ready for this? Paramount only has 80 million subscribers. So that would be the most that would even be able to watch it in the first place is 80 million, not 150 million. But the actual number of viewers was 17 million.
39:36Rogan said 150 million. The actual number was 17 million. Just a little bit off there, fella. Just a little bit off, aren't we? Aren't we? Okay. Um BBC is reporting that a new poll came out.
39:49Trust in news hits a new low. Some new research suggests trust in news hits a new low. It's all the way down to 37%.
39:57Uh that is like basically tied with Trump's approval rating. And look, I think that my takeaway from this is number one, yeah, you guys did a pretty bad job overall covering like a realtime genocide live streamed in 4K with kids getting shot in the face and people being starved to death. You guys didn't do a great job covering that. And then also um in this new era, this new guilded age, uh if you're not calling out the MAGA criminals for what they are, you're not calling out the billionaires for what they are, um you're not calling out the wararmongers for what they are, like people are not going to trust you. Like this whole all
40:30this nonsense about you need to be neutral. No, you don't. You need to tell the truth. You can't you shouldn't be neutral as a journalist. You should be objective as a journalist. Neutral means always call it 50/50. Always give both sides. Well, well, what do you do in a scenario where it's like creationism versus evolution? I'm not going to give you both sides. One side is stupid, right? What do you do? Oh, this person says climate change is real and they're a scientist. This person says it's not and he's a [ __ ] fundamentalist Christian. Okay, [ __ ] the fundamentalist Christian. Tell me what the scientist
40:58says. Don't be neutral. Be objective.
41:02Okay? And this is the problem. There's a crisis of objectivity in our media. And that's why now it's at a historic historic low. Okay. Um, Fox News is apparently [ __ ] themselves and they are very concerned that the Knicks players will not show up to the White House to meet Trump. I don't know if you guys saw this, but um, James Dolan said on a radio show, "Oh, yeah, we're going to the White House to meet Trump." Now, James Dolan is the billionaire owner of the Knicks. And James Dolan is a colossal [ __ ] [ __ ] He didn't ask these guys whether or not they want to go to meet the president. In fact, we
41:30know virtually all those guys, probably literally all of them, say they don't like Trump. The only one who was a question mark was Mitchell Robinson because he likes country music and he had did had some American flag [ __ ] right? But somebody brought it up to him on social media. He goes, "I don't support him." So if you don't have him, you don't have [ __ ] anybody in that room. We know Josh Hart hates him. He has tweets up about how he hates Trump.
41:52So Dolan is like the billionaire owner forcing his his uh team to go to the White House. What if they don't want to [ __ ] go? So now Fox News is panicking that they're not going to go. Well, I really hope they don't [ __ ] go. And to the extent that any of them do, I would hope if they do, you actually make a point of doing some sort of a protest, doing some sort of a protest. Go up there and say, you know, stop treating immigrants like [ __ ] Stop with all the wars, whatever. But I just hope they flat out don't go. And apparently Fox News is is fearing that they're not going to go because they shouldn't
42:24because they hate Trump and the whole NBA hates Trump. And like why why go give the [ __ ] new Hitler a photo op?
42:30[ __ ] him. [ __ ] him. And if Dolan wants to fire you guys, say, "Okay, fire all of us then, [ __ ] You can't. We just want a chip. [ __ ] off." That's what I would say. All right. Um, reviews have apparently been turned off for JD Vance's new book after it received numerous one-star reviews. That's awesome. You love to see it. Everybody hates JD Vance, as they should. Um, Mexico is amending its constitution to cut the maximum work week from 48 hours down to 40 hours by 2030 and give 13.5 million workers the legal right to ignore their boss' calls, messages, and emails after their shift ends. So, shout
43:06out to Claudia Shinbomb, man. She's awesome. Uh, shout out to the people of Mexico. And I will say, I was watching the uh World Cup yesterday and Mexico was playing South Korea. I was rooting for Mexico, dog. And Mexico is two and0 and they're now through to the next round. And uh I'm rooting for you guys because of Amllo. I'm rooting for you guys because of Claudia Shinebomb. I'm rooting for you guys because uh you're doing a [ __ ] awesome job like ushering in social democracy when your psychotic neighbors to the north are ushering in fascism. So shout out to Mexico, man. Love seeing stuff like
43:39this. And like I said, I hope they continue to freak it in the World Cup.
43:43All right. Um this is this is interesting. CNN is reporting that former President Barack Obama now has a 57% approval rating. 57%.
43:55Wow. Only 34% of the public supports Trump. 57% support Obama. Now, why is that? Why is that? Look, I think it's I think it's very simple. I think in this moment going through this historic era where fascism has taken over all over the place um people look back at Obama's years and at the very least what you see is an adult you see an adult you see competence you see consistency like ideologically and policy-wise I have a lot of disagreements with Barack Obama that I've talked about on the show um but there's no denying one thing you get from Democrats is a level of maturity and intelligence and a level of just
44:39being an adult that you don't get among Republicans. Republicans are literally a fascist terrorist imperialist death cult. They're a wrecking ball. They actively want to make things worse. Like they actually believe in making things worse. They worse. They are a death cult. Whereas with the Democrats and with Obama, at the very least, you felt like, look, they're going to at least try to make things a little bit better, right? It they'll they'll they might not be ambitious enough. They might not go far enough. They might not want to do the page one rewrite that I want to do and all of you want to do, but at the
45:09very least, you're going to get the the nuclear agreement with Iran, normalization with Cuba, Obamacare, which got millions more people healthcare. And I think in going through what we're going through now, people look back at Obama and they go, "Oh, well, at least at least he was not a [ __ ] total dumbass, right? At least at least he didn't start an illegal war against Iran. At least he didn't [ __ ] kidnap the Venezuelan president and steal their oil and their gold. At least he wasn't self-dealing to the extent [ __ ] Trump is the most corrupt president we've ever seen ever by far.
45:36Not even close. So 57% man that's that's some wild stuff. And then finally we'll end with this uh Asmine comp the streamer uh decided to go out on his show on his stream and say quote you're not being oppressed by the top 2% of society.
45:53You're being oppressed by the bottom 2% of society instead. People ain't going to like this one. the bottom 2% of society have caused all of the manifest problems in your lives. Yeah. The reason why people aren't going to like it is because it's not true and it's the dumbest thing anybody's ever said. I've never heard anything more incorrect than what he just said here. This is literally the most untrue thing. This is like world record levels of wrongness because I don't know if you know this Asmin Gold, the bottom 80% of the country only has 7% of the wealth.
46:28Basically, the top 10% has [ __ ] everything. Everything. Okay, you're talking about what? 60% of Americans are live paycheck to paycheck and can't afford a $400 emergency. When you talk about that bottom 2%, bro, they have absolutely nothing. They have nothing.
46:47They live in squalor.
46:49Like I don't think you understand there.
46:52Like how could they be the cause of your problems? They have none of the wealth.
46:57None of it. Meanwhile, you can work two jobs, three jobs, not make enough money to survive. Elon Musk just became a [ __ ] trillionaire because of some financial scam IPO where he rigged the rules in order to make your mom's retirement savings go to his [ __ ] Nazi ketamine addicted ass. What are you talking about? Like what's wrong with you? It's incredible, bro. It is incredible to see people this cucked.
47:23No, the fact of the matter is we don't live in a meritocracy. It's not the harder you work the further you go. It's not only the most intelligent people have all the money. We live in an anti-meritocracy. We live in a scam country and a scam economy. Everything is rigged. It's rigged against you and for these robber barons, for this Epstein class. Okay? How can a guy like this you you literally saw the Epstein files, bro? You saw the Epstein files.
47:47You saw elites who were quite literally like killing people, raping kids.
47:54Epstein's buying vats of sulfuric acid and he had a trap door underneath his [ __ ] pedophile palace on on his pedophile island to dump bodies into the ocean. Like you saw that these people have all the money, all the power, all the control. They can manipulate world events. They live in the shadows. You saw all of that and you went, "Nah, let me get mad at somebody who gets like what? A$1.50 50 cents per meal for food stamps. If that, let me get mad at somebody who can't pay the [ __ ] light bill. Let me get mad at somebody who's [ __ ] homeless. By the way, bottom 2%, he's literally saying like homeless
48:31people have are the cause of most problems in your life. What? No, they're in the same boat as you. They've been beat down by the system. How easy is it for somebody to go homeless? All All that has to happen is like, you know, a couple family members die. Um you can't make a rent payment. You lose your job.
48:49Like boom, you're on the streets. Then what? Then like you desperately need to try to find your way back. Like this could happen to anybody, bro. This could happen to [ __ ] anybody, my dude. You live in filth. You used a dead rat as an alarm clock, dog. Like I I hate to say this, if if you weren't born in this era, right? You would be in that bottom 2%. Right? You would be that would be you. And now you have zero sympathy or empathy or humanity that you look at these people with. Like you just look at them as like literally like cockroaches.
49:19Ironically, his cockroaches have literally crawled all over you when you do your stream. Oh my days. Oh my days.
49:26Like it's just I'm sorry. This This is the He's paring the views of the oligarchs. It's divide and conquer. It's No, no, no. Don't look up at the people who are actually [ __ ] robbing you.
49:37Look down at the people who are in the same boat as you. Guys, we we we talked about it, but there was a study from the um the Rand Corporation, okay? And they found that the top 1% of society effectively stole $80 trillion from the bottom 90% since 1974. That's not me speaking. That's a rand study speaking.
50:05Why? Because these are the billionaires who bought the government, rigged the system, changed the rules, shook you down. So, if the if the income and wealth and pay disparity was the same as it was in just 1974, every American would have an extra $1,144 per month, every month for the rest of your life until you die. THAT'S HOW MUCH THEY rigged the system. And this guy's going, "No, don't blame the people that rigged the system. Blame somebody who's like [ __ ] sleeping in a tent on Skid Row."
50:34Like, unbelievable, man. I don't even know what else to say, but Asthma Gold's a [ __ ] disgrace. uh the most untrue thing anybody's ever said. And he is like a little [ __ ] for the Epstein class. He's a little cuck for the billionaires, for the robber barons.
50:47Like he is their loyal foot soldier. And no matter how much they rig the system, he will defend them no matter what. And people who are struggling, people who live in poverty, people who are workingass, he looks at you with disdain. And it's funny cuz like he's a millionaire streamer and like now he looks down his nose at anybody who's like lower than him on the income ladder. It's really [ __ ] gross. But anyway, there you have it, guys. There are your updates. Like I said, everybody, sign up for Crystal Kylin, friends. You'll get all the details, all the specifics of what's going on with the memorandum of understanding between
51:17the US and Iran. Uh you don't want to miss it. Martaza Hussein, an expert on this stuff, breaks it all down for us.
51:22He's a phenomenal reporter. Uh that drops later tonight. You'll get a little piece of it on the channel and then you can see the whole thing if you sign up on Substack or just wait for the full thing to drop for audio podcast tomorrow. All right, I love you guys and I'll talk to you soon. Jason.
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