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0:41So um So as I said, a lot of stuff to get to here. First, let me point this out. Donald Trump, over the past 48 hours, has been absolutely losing his [ __ ] Not only on live social, uh but also in the White House, where he gave an Oval Office press conference. So we're going to get to all of that. First of all, let me point out that now, it was two days ago in the morning, he posted he reposted this guy Mark Thiessen, okay? And this guy said, and I quote, "If there are two factions in Iran, one that wants a deal and one that doesn't, let's kill the ones who don't."
1:17So posting, again, openly calling for massacring the elements of the Iranian government which theoretically we're supposed to be negotiating with, okay?
1:27Gee, I wonder, is that going to hurt or help prospects of a long-term deal? Hmm, hard to figure out. Now, the fact of the matter is, as you all know, it's literally impossible to make a deal with Trump or Netanyahu because they're liars, because they don't mean it, because they'll say one thing and do the exact opposite. And you know who's aware of that? Iran's aware of that.
1:45Everybody's aware of that, okay? So insane that he's reposting this, and then he goes on a a continued posting spree. So his post go from let's kill Iranians who don't want a deal to I'm ordering the navy to shoot any boat putting mines in the straight to we actually have full control over the straight to I don't need a deal.
2:06He is like he shatters contradiction records. Nobody has ever contradicted themselves more than Donald Trump. It's astonishing and again, I don't know how you can run a country like this. I don't know how you can lead a war like this.
2:20This is insane what we're witnessing.
2:22This makes it look like it was [ __ ] Einstein who was running the war in Iraq. Right? Now we have this war in Iran. It is significantly dumber and I didn't think that was possible until I saw this Iran war first hand.
2:34So we also have Trump in the Oval Office and man, he crashed out in a back and forth with reporters. So Trump said, we've been doing it for 5.5 weeks. We've been doing the war for 5.5 weeks and a reporter goes, but sir, it's been 8 weeks and you said it would be 4 to 6 weeks and Trump says, I took a break. I took a break.
2:57What does that even mean? I don't even know what that means. What does that mean?
2:59What I don't understand what that means.
3:00You started the war, we're still doing the war. You guys are pretending like there's a ceasefire. Go talk to the people of Lebanon if that's true or not.
3:07Israel has already violated the ceasefire 220 times. Okay? What does that mean you took a break?
3:13I I I don't even I'm running out of words. I'm running out of words to describe how insane this is. A reporter says to him, how long are you willing to wait for a response from Iran?
3:22And Trump says, don't rush me. We were in Vietnam for 18 years.
3:28Basically admitting like, yeah, I'm comparing this to Vietnam. I'm comparing this to previous US wars. If this thing drags on for a long time, suck it up and [ __ ] deal with it. Deal with the $5 a gallon gas. Deal with the economy falling apart. Deal with everybody being miserable. Deal with the death and the destruction and the violence and the gore.
3:46He's comparing it to Vietnam. Now if that wasn't clear enough for you, Um, reporter asked, well, what do you to the American people who question how much longer this will take? Obviously, you know, they're having higher gas prices." To which Trump responds, "You're such a disgrace. Did you hear what I just said? How many years was Vietnam?"
4:05I don't know how he got it in his head that like comparing this war to Vietnam would be favorable for him as if he's like making a good point. But if anything, this is just reminding people how much they [ __ ] hate this war and how stupid it is and how unnecessary it is. Like Vietnam is another classic example of a war that didn't have to happen.
4:25We had so much death and destruction for no [ __ ] reason whatsoever.
4:29And then here we are today and he's going, "Let's compare it to that other war that everybody agrees was horrible and stupid and dumb and wrong cuz my war is also horrible and stupid and dumb and wrong."
4:38Like that's the implication here. I can't I can't handle this guy, man. I just can't do it. So, Trump also um, was talking about the National Mall and he says, "That's where Martin Luther King gave his great speech. He had a million people and I had the same exact crowd, maybe a little bit more. I actually had more people."
4:58Bro.
5:00Bro, in the year of our Lord 2026, the president of the United States is doing a dick-measuring contest contest with Martin Luther King Jr.
5:10[ __ ] pinch me to wake up from this nightmare. By the way, also, as everybody knows, that's a stunning lie.
5:16It's a phenomenal lie. In fact, there were, you know, there was much made of the fact that Trump seemingly had way fewer people than other presidents when he gave his, you know, his speech after he got inaugurated. Everybody knows this.
5:31Remember that Remember this was like one of the big first scandals during his first term. He kept like showing pictures from favorable angles and ignoring ones from unfavorable angles and saying like, "We actually broke the record. More people came to see me than Obama. It was actually like way more than Obama." Now he's saying it was more than Martin Luther King Jr. Oh my good goodness. Oh my word.
5:50I can't handle this, bro. I can't Like and also why are you doing this? Why are you doing a dick measuring contest in the middle of like your country absolutely falling apart and your war going to [ __ ] Not that it wasn't ever not [ __ ] but it's way worse [ __ ] now.
6:05All right. We also have in this White House press conference RFK Jr.
6:11chimes in and he says, "One of the Democrats was ridiculing President Trump for his math and she was saying it's in mathematically it's mathematically impossible to have any drug drop by 600% cost. And I said, "Well, if the drug was $100 and they raised the price to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from 600 to 100, that's a 600% savings."
6:34And Trump goes, "That's right." And RFK goes, "The president used that mathematical device to illustrate the magnitude of the theft."
6:42So, um remember when they said back in the day, "Oh, we have alternative facts." Like [ __ ] the real facts. We have alternative facts and we believe those.
6:52Well, as somebody pointed out online, it was only a matter of time until they got to alternative math.
6:58We don't believe in the real math. We believe in alternative math. So, there is one of the single most brutal community notes I think I've ever seen underneath this and it says, "The math in this clip is incorrect. A rise of $100 to $600 is a 500% increase, not 600%. A drop from $600 to $100 is an 83% decrease, not 600%. Percentage decreases over 100% are impossible without negative prices. In other words, when Trump says, "I saved you 600% on your medicine."
7:32That would That would literally be like they they have to pay you. The pharma company has to pay you.
7:38They have to pay you like six times more than what you're paying them, right?
7:42Like, what the [ __ ] are we talking about? Oh my goodness. Oh my word.
7:46Again, it keeps getting worse and worse, so just prepare yourself. So, last night Trump was having some sort of mental health episode at from [ __ ] 12:00 in the morning until 3:00 in the morning.
7:55I'm not kidding. That's the window where all these posts happen. And what you're seeing here is there's a consistent theme where Trump will fall asleep during the day, during meetings, during press conferences, when he's on camera.
8:10Not only is he falling asleep, bro is hitting REM sleep, dog. Bro is getting that deep sleep, that restorative sleep, right? Like, and like in front of everybody. And so, that happens during the day. So, what happens at night?
8:22Total insomniac, up all night, posting like a madman. So, last night from 12:18 all the way to 2:45 a.m. we get Trump demands Chuck Schumer resign.
8:33Then he posted a tweet saying Obama tried to overthrow the government in 2016. Then he posted one that's a repost of a statement from Mike Mike Lee calling for the filibuster to be removed. Then he posted a conspiracy video alleging Obama and Hillary committed treason. Then he posted a tweet from a MAGA account calling for Obama and Clinton to be arrested for treason. Then he posted another one calling for treason charges against Obama and Clinton. So, you'll notice he does this now all the time where it's like the same post over and over and over and over and over, seemingly forgetting that hey hey [ __ ] you
9:03just posted that 6 minutes ago. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? He like triple posting sometimes now. Uh then we get one where he demands another post where he demands treason charges for Obama and Clinton. Then he posts an AI image of a man holding a sign. Then he demands the 2020 elections be quote wiped from the books and be of no further force or effect. Whatever that means, that's not even a thing. Then he posts about Clint Eastwood complimenting him. Then he posts about Elon Musk calling the Southern Poverty Poverty Law Center a scam, which is [ __ ] rich coming from like the king scammer, the guy who cut
9:36pediatric cancer research, the guy who cut Meals on Wheels, the guy who's who took $38 billion from taxpayers to blow up 12 rockets. Okay, that's all Elon Musk is good for.
9:46Then he posts about a far-right podcast, and then maybe he got like a couple hours sleep starting at 3:00 a.m. Maybe.
9:53So, 79 years old, morbidly obese, not [ __ ] sleeping, eats nothing but like McDonald's, drinks diet Coke, and thinks it cures cancer.
10:02Um this guy is on borrowed time to say the [ __ ] least. Never mind the massive cankles, never mind the bruise on his hand from injecting Lord knows what drug. I think it's lecanemab, the early Alzheimer's drug. But, he is not doing well, bro. He is doing worse than we've probably ever seen from any president. I mean, he's giving Reagan a run for his money now, when Reagan lost his mind in office. I think that's fair to say.
10:23Um So, now let me give you guys some updates on the war front. Uh this is kind of crazy, but shout out to Dave DeCamp from antiwar.com. He pointed this out. But, the US has bombed Somalia 58 times this year.
10:38And nobody knows about it. Nobody talks about it. Nobody knows about it. But, the Trump regime has bombed Somalia 58 times just this year. That is absolutely astonishing. And shame on our [ __ ] media for not being on top of this and talking about this. Cuz like this is your goddamn job. Do your goddamn job.
10:56Uh we also have this.
10:58The US has burned through so many munitions in Iran that Trump administration officials are admitting that the US could not defend Taiwan from a Chinese invasion if it occurred in the near term. So, there's the Wall Street Journal reporting on this. They say the US has fired over a thousand Tomahawk missiles. Uh and 1,500 to 2,000 critical air defense missiles since the Iran war began. By the way, those are the million dollars a piece ones. So, like their Shahed drones cost like $20,000 a pop.
11:25Our missile interceptors are a million dollars a piece. As you can tell, the math doesn't work out on that. Not that these guys know math. we just went through how they don't, but you get the point, right? Um so they say that wholly replacing those stockpiles could take up to six years. Six years.
11:42And it's only been 54 days in Iran, and we've already like [ __ ] blown our munitions load. Oh, dinky stinky. Like this is crazy. Like this is insane. Like it's almost like I I keep pointing this out, but it's almost like Trump is a Manchurian candidate, or if he's not, he's functionally acting like one anyway, because he's just so stupid that he's making the decisions a Manchurian candidate would.
12:06Like making it so that, you know, Ukraine is left defenseless, Taiwan is left defenseless. It really is the rapid decline of the American empire. It is that meme of the US stabbing itself repeatedly as the rest of the world looks at us like, "What is wrong with you? Like what are you doing?"
12:21All right.
12:22We also have this big news. So, Smotrich, uh you know, one of the top Israeli government officials here, he comes out and says that West Bank settlements uh and their expansion has been approved by the Trump regime. It has the quote full backing of the Trump regime.
12:38So, he came out and he admitted that. Of course, we know Marco Rubio, massively hardcore Zionist cuck. Uh Mike Huckabee, massively hardcore evangelical Zionist cuck. Uh Trump literally paid $100 million $100 million by Miriam Adelson with the quid pro quo of "Hey, you give me that money, I'll let Israel fully annex the entire West Bank." And that's exactly what's happening. So, what they did to Gaza, they're going to do to the West Bank. They're stealing Gaza, they're stealing the West Bank. They're also stealing massive parts of Syria. Okay?
13:08Then, the goal is to go even beyond that and create a greater Israel, make it a regional power, and then eventually uh become a a superpower, global superpower, right? Like that's the idea.
13:18That's what they're working on here, and Trump green-lit it. Why? Not only because he's blackmailed by the Epstein files and they can release that if he doesn't comply, but also because like I said, overall he's taken hundreds of millions of dollars from the Israel lobby, including Sheldon Adelson when he was alive, and now Miriam Adelson who paid him just this last campaign that he was a part of. So, he's delivering. He's delivering for the Epstein class over and over and over again. Okay. Uh kind of insane here, but the Department of State released something about Operation Epic Fury, which as you all know we call
13:49Operation Epstein Fury or the Jeffrey Epstein war. And um here's the here's the title, Operation Epic Fury and International Law, okay? And then in the piece they go on to admit, and I'm not kidding here, I'm going to quote directly from the piece. It says, quote, "The United States is engaged in this conflict at the request of and in the collective self-defense of its Israeli ally."
14:13[ __ ] what?
14:15Did you guys just say the quiet part out loud yet again?
14:18Did you guys just say the quiet part out loud yet again?
14:20So, the official explanation on the Department of State on their website for this war is Israel asked us to, so we're doing it.
14:31Oh my word.
14:33Oh my days.
14:35Bro, what on Earth? Ain't no shot. No shot. How would We're at the point now where all the [ __ ] that was like left-wing conspiracy fever dream [ __ ] in the Bush term, it's now become like the Trump people just say it out loud, right? They just say it out loud. Like when Trump's like, "We're going to We're going to steal the oil from Venezuela. I'm going to steal it and I'm going to put it in my own bank account." And then he does that. And it's like, bro, if I said that in the past, you would If I said that before he admitted it, you would have been like, "You're [ __ ] crazy. They're They're
15:06corrupt. They're not that corrupt, right?" No, they are.
15:10They are.
15:11And now you hear exactly what they're saying, that this war is quite literally directly for Israel. Absolutely out of this world, man. Okay. Um now let's get to some polling stuff because this is crazy, a new Gallup poll.
15:22When you look at um people Americans a view of the economy right now, okay, the economic outlook. In December of 2024, um people were negative about the economy, but it wasn't overwhelming.
15:35They were minus 14 in their outlook about the economy.
15:38Then in April, it goes to minus 26.
15:41Okay, it's getting worse. Then in March, it goes to minus 36.
15:45Now back to this April, it's minus 50.
15:49So in December 2024, the country was minus 14.
15:53They weren't They were not confident in the economy, but it wasn't crazy.
15:57Now we're at minus 50. People know this economy is absolute barbecue chicken.
16:03And uh they know that their job is likely going to be replaced, not by an immigrant, but by AI, some [ __ ] tech [ __ ] They're well aware of that.
16:12They're well aware of the gas prices skyrocketing. They're well aware that they can't afford rent, they can't afford the light bill. People are struggling. Uh and they're well aware that Trump is literally out there giving speeches where he says, "We can't afford daycare. We can't afford healthcare cuz we're at a war economy. We got to pay for the war." And they're asking for a $1.5 trillion military budget. $1.5 trillion. Meanwhile, the Pentagon literally can't account for 63% of their money from the previous military budgets, but he still wants to throw shoot the money cannon right at their face. That's what he wants to do.
16:41It's just incredible, man. It's absolutely out of this world. All right.
16:44How's this for a fact?
16:4655% of Americans now say that Trump does not have the mental soundness to serve as president. And this is according to a Fox News poll.
16:56So this is up seven points from late 2024.
17:01Uh insane, absolutely insane. And by the way, I guarantee you this number goes up more. 55% of the country right now is basically saying the president is demented.
17:11And uh it's going to get higher because he just becomes more and more demented by the day.
17:16All right, we also have in that Fox poll um is the economy getting better or worse?
17:2170% of the country say the economy is getting worse. Only 26% say the economy is getting better.
17:27Uh those are not numbers that are sustainable. They're like that is the country's going to [ __ ] snap and fall apart at the seams. Okay? We also have the same Fox News poll shows Americans prefer Democrats to Republicans on the issue of the economy for the first time since 2010.
17:44For the first time since the peak Obama era.
17:47Okay? And people forget how overwhelming the mandate was during the Obama era, how definitive that 2008 election was, and the mood of the country at the time.
17:55It is a a foregone conclusion. It is a given fact that, you know, 80 to 90% of the time Americans for whatever reason they think like, "Oh, Republicans are better with the economy. Republicans are better with the economy." It's [ __ ] But that's what they've always believed.
18:08That's what they've told pollsters.
18:09Well, now again, for the first time since 2010, 16 years ago, Democrats are the ones uh who the American people think would handle the economy better.
18:19All right. We also have this. CNN is posting this one. This is kind of crazy.
18:23So, this is the worst net economic approval at this point in any term.
18:29So, in other words, not only is Trump doing worse on the economy than Bush and Biden at this point, right? They were minus 25 respectively. Trump's minus 32.
18:40Trump is even doing worse than Carter at this point. And Carter is historically remembered for his oil and gas crisis and the economy sucking. Okay? He was only minus 22. Trump is at minus 32, 10 points worse than Jimmy Carter on the economy.
18:57Again, anybody who understands the history of this is looking at this going, "Holy shit." And by the way, like I keep telling you, we're not at the bottom yet. Cuz we haven't seen all the impacts yet of this illegal war of aggression against Iran, a country that didn't attack us.
19:10We haven't even seen the full backlash yet. cuz gas prices are going to go up even more, y'all. They're going to go up even more. And also, grocery prices are going to go up massively. Also, all the inputs for farming have skyrocketed like fertilizer, for example. That is going to have a tremendous effect. So, people don't understand. You have wages flatlining or going down and prices going up up up up up. At some point, something's got to [ __ ] give, right? And uh we're we're not even at that point yet. We're not even at that point yet. So, it's going to get worse.
19:40I can promise you that. We also have this horrifying news. Uh The New York Times is reporting that Meta, which of course previously was Facebook, is planning to cut 10% of its workforce.
19:51That's roughly 8,000 employees.
19:54And they're going to close another 6,000 open roles.
19:57So, that means that uh Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, uh they're shifting completely now or as much as possible to AI.
20:06So, guys, this is I need you to understand how we are in the the beginning of a monumental sea change and a complete destruction of the social contract, okay? There was an implicit agreement in our society for a long time. This idea of the American dream, right? You go to school, you'll work hard, you'll get a job. We promise you'll be able to afford a decent life. You'll be able to get a house, you'll be able to get a couple cars, you'll be able to have your white picket fence and your dog and your two and a half kids. Like this was the idea.
20:35Like you'll have you'll get your consumer goods, your TVs, your video games, whatever the [ __ ] Like this is this is the American dream, right? Well, what happens in a scenario where they're openly telling you the AI oligarchs are openly telling you, the government is openly telling you, the Republicans are openly telling you, "We're going to get rid of all the jobs.
20:53We're going to replace you with a machine. We're going to replace you with a robot. AI's going to do your job better than you do your job." But then also at the same time, they turn around and say, "Oh, by the way, we're cutting Medicaid. Oh, by the way, we're cutting Medicare. Oh, by By we're going to cut Social Security eventually as well.
21:06We'll get to that next. Oh, by the way, we're cutting every single social safety net program that might help you when you're down on your luck and in hard times. So, there is they want no government social safety net, and they want you to not be able to have a job.
21:19Well, it doesn't take a genius to figure out you are begging for a [ __ ] revolution. You are begging for violence in the streets. You are begging for riots. You are begging for things to be burnt the [ __ ] down. You are begging for the people to unite and rise up against the Epstein class and against the elites. And they haven't [ __ ] thought this thing through either either by the way. Because if they did, they would have realized very quickly, uh what are we doing here?
21:39We're only making it so that we're sowing the seeds of our own demise. You have the smart oligarchs who are out there going, "Okay, we need universal uh we need universal basic income at the very least, right? Like we need to give people something. We can't have We can't just like rework the entire economy, take away everybody's job, and take away the social safety net, and expect everything to be hunky-dory." Well, that's exactly right. So, what just happened is uh 8,000 or more people who are going to get fired, uh they just got radicalized.
22:05They just got radicalized. Welcome, guys. Welcome to the movement, right?
22:07All All these 8,000 that just got fired, welcome. What you're going to find is you only have a home in leftist politics. That's where your home is. Cuz leftist politics is about banding together. Leftist politics is about fighting against the oligarchs, fighting against the corrupt Epstein class, and demanding your worth. Demanding the basic necessities of life be met.
22:24Demanding that the entire world doesn't function around the whims and the impulses of a bunch of [ __ ] pedophile vampire [ __ ] sadists, okay? And that's what they are. Make no mistake about it.
22:34That's what they are. Okay. Um the secretary of war crimes, Pete Keck Breath, uh part of Trump's liquor cabinet along with Kash Patel and Jeanine Pirro, you know, the psychotic drunks who literally can't even put down the glass at the beginning of the day, um he gave one of his goofy-ass press conferences where he sounds like a 14-year-old four-channer.
22:53Uh and he goes out there and says, I'm not kidding, you ready for this? And I quote, "The one institution that should win the Nobel Peace Prize every single year is the US military.
23:11How embarrassing is that?
23:13He's saying this what?
23:15Uh a month after we carpet bombed a little girl's elementary school.
23:21Right?
23:22Right? I mean it was a triple tap. We originally thought it was one bomb, then they told us it was a double tap, then we learned it was a triple tap. So they massacred a bunch of elementary school girls.
23:31Then they circled around and hit the first responders, then they circled around and hit again.
23:35And they did it because they knew that this was a school where a lot of the military members sent their kids. So it was like, we'll kill your family, too, [ __ ] That's what this was. A [ __ ] mafia move, a terrorist move. This wasn't ISIS and Al-Qaeda type move.
23:47That's what an IDF type move. That's what this is.
23:49And so uh we're bombing girls' schools, we're bombing hospitals, we're bombing bridges, we're bombing steel plants, we're bombing pharmaceutical companies, we're bombing power plants. Uh nothing's off-limits. And he says the US military should get the Nobel Peace Prize. Uh this man is disgusting and he should not only be in prison, he should be buried under the prison. Okay? There's no place in a civilized society for this man, this savage [ __ ] disgusting barbarian. That's what he is.
24:13He He is ISIS. He's our ISIS. That's what he is. Let Let's explain that very clearly.
24:18Uh we also have this story is blowing the [ __ ] up, but there's a person uh who won more than $400,000 by betting on Maduro being captured, right? And uh at the time when we saw that, all of us went like, okay, that's either Trump uh or Eric or Don or Howard Lutnick or [ __ ] Steve Witkoff or Jared Kushner um or you know, somebody in that close inner circle, right? Well, apparently they're now reporting ABC News is now reporting that this person was actually a US soldier who participated in the operation.
24:50And now the soldier has been arrested, according to ABC News.
24:54So um that's very possible cuz he had the insider information.
24:59And notice again, like I said, he got arrested. Why do you think he got arrested, ladies and gentlemen? Let me ask you that question. Why do you think Question for class for the class here from your professor. Why do you think this is the guy who got arrested?
25:11Oh, that's right, cuz he's a soldier.
25:13That's right, cuz he makes what? 80 grand a year? Something like that. Now, ask yourself a question. How many times have we covered similar stories where it is Trump Jr. or Barron or Eric or Steve Witkoff or Jared Kushner or Howard Lutnick or one of those [ __ ] who did this exact same thing and did it for more [ __ ] money? And how many times have they been [ __ ] arrested?
25:34Ah, there you go. There's your There's your lesson on class for today, kids, on class politics. Is that [ __ ] Howard Lutnick gets away with it. Uh, you know, Donald Trump and his shitty ass sons get away with it. Jared Kushner gets away with it. Everybody in Trump's inner circle gets away with it. But the person who doesn't get away with it is the US soldier who partook in the raid.
25:54Uh, so that I There's so much to say about just that. But supposedly they caught the person who did this one. Talk to me when they get all the other ones who are part of the Epstein class, which by the way, I won't hold my breath, because they will protect those people to the high heavens, okay?
26:09They know that those guys are doing insider trading. They don't care. They don't care.
26:13Uh, we also have People magazine reporting that an Eric Trump back startup landed a $24 million contract from his father's regime.
26:22Isn't that Isn't it amazing how that works? It's kind of crazy, right? If if you are the president's son, um, they just make it rain on you. They just throw cash at you like nobody's business. $24 million.
26:33I will say though, it's a lot less than the what is it? $600 million or so that Don Jr. got for his Vulcan Earth startup. So, um, I never want to hear about Hunter Biden again. I never want to hear about Nancy Pelosi again.
26:44Republicans can shut the [ __ ] up about that from now until forever, cuz those people look like absolute angels compared to these demons whose corruption is about 5,000 times worse than anything the Democrats ever did.
26:56Okay? Now, on that point, MS now is saying that the Trump regime has been making taxpayer payouts to people connected to Trump world. So, Trump has given 1.25 million dollars to Carter Page, 1.25 million dollars to Michael Flynn, the psycho QAnon guy who was demanding Trump steal the election in 2020, by the way.
27:15Keep that in mind.
27:175 million dollars to the estate of Ashley Babbitt.
27:215 million dollars to the family of Ashley Babbitt. And lawyers for Trump and the IRS are now in talks to settle Trump's 10 billion dollar lawsuit against his own IRS. The trick there is Trump says, "I'm suing you for releasing my tax information." And then he'll settle with his own IRS for like, whatever it is, 10 million dollars, 1 million, 10 million, 100 million, whatever the [ __ ] it is. And that's him stealing money from the American taxpayers. That's what that is. In the same way he stole money from the American taxpayers for his shitty Board of Peace, his fake group, the Board of Peace, which ironically does nothing but
27:49war.
27:50He stole what is it, 10 billion dollars from US taxpayers for that? So, the they get so clever when it comes to their criminality. I've never seen anything like it. But he's literally just like handing out favors to, you know, all of his buddies. That's what this is. Like if you happen to know Trump, he'll just throw you a couple million bucks of taxpayer money. It's insane. We've never seen anything like this. So, we also have um This is hilarious. I hope you guys are ready for this one. So, last year, Howard Lutnick claimed to have sold a a thousand a Trump gold cards. Now, for those of you who don't remember, the Trump gold
28:24cards are allegedly basically like selling citizenship in the United States to very wealthy people. That's the idea. Okay?
28:34They say, "Oh, it costs 5 million dollars each. You get full residency here.
28:39And if you're a wealthy person, really the goal is like let's get Saudi princes to [ __ ] come here." That's the goal.
28:43Or like Qatari royalty or whatever the [ __ ] This is the idea. Or like billionaire Israelis. Like this is the idea. Or oligarchs from around the world who can do business with Trump and give him a bunch of money. Like this is the idea. It's nothing but corruption. But like the most anti-immigrant president ever suddenly loves immigration when it involves him making money from oligarchs and other rich [ __ ] Okay? So, Howard Lutnick comes Nutlick comes out and says, "Oh, I sold a thousand of these things." And then they later claim, "Oh, no, actually we sold 70,000 of these things."
29:12Okay? Well, guess what? Somebody looked into it and they found out that the actual number of people who got this thing one.
29:25They said they said a thousand and then 70,000 and the real number is one.
29:31And it appears like the one person is Nicki Minaj.
29:37BRO, NO SHOT.
29:41COME ON, MAN. I CAN'T I can't I can't even deal with this. Like what are we talking about here?
29:46God, my goat is washed.
29:48She used to be great, too, man. Like you listen to her music like, "Okay. Okay, I like this." And now you're like, "Bro, what are you doing? What are you What are you going to [ __ ] What are you going to go to TPUSA?" She did. She actually did go to TPUSA. I forgot about that. She's going to go to you going to get a host [ __ ] a hosting gig at Newsmax? Is that what you're going to do? You're going to go to One America News Network? You want to join the Trump regime?
30:09You're going to be the secretary for Stephen Miller as he goose steps and does zig heils all day? Like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you? Oh, Nicki, what a mess. What a [ __ ] mess she is. All right. Um well, there's also this. So, on the betting markets from Kalshi here, we learned that there's now an 88% chance that Elon Musk is a trillionaire by next year.
30:3288% chance Elon is a trillionaire. Look, at some point I take no pleasure in saying this. I take no joy in saying this.
30:40At some point people will be demanding to make guillotines great again.
30:45Cuz this is completely and utterly unsustainable, bro. Like people sit back and they're shocked and they wonder what Holy [ __ ] why is it that people treat like Luigi Manjione as a hero? That's kind of crazy, right? But then like normies will tell you like, oh, well, the obvious answer is because the executive that he killed killed way more people than Luigi killed, right? Like they'll tell you. They'll be like they do not claims all the time. They kill people. It's social murder, which means it it happens legally, right? There's like a system in place where a guy with a suit and a tie decides your grandma or
31:12your mom is going to die. And so you're supposed to shut the [ __ ] up and not be angry about that because there's a system in place. But like the system is for profit. The system is a capitalist hellhole. The system is literally putting money over lives. And so that's why people treated Luigi like a hero.
31:26Well, how do you think people will react when Elon Musk becomes a [ __ ] trillionaire as we have tens of thousands of homeless veterans in this country, 600,000 homeless people in this country. We have like 50% or 60% of the country can't afford a $500 emergency.
31:39We have uh poverty massively skyrocketing. We have people who can't pay the light bill, people who see grocery prices going up on a daily basis, people who can't afford [ __ ] gas for their car. Um what happens when a system stops functioning at all for the people?
31:56Um there isn't even like the veneer of seriousness, the veneer of of a proper system here that meets people's needs.
32:03Well, what happens? Well, we're going to find out. Cuz if this [ __ ] becomes a trillionaire, um and we're still dealing with catastrophic income and wealth inequality and uh people not being able to get their basic needs met, uh again, I don't think that's sustainable. I don't think that's sustainable. And by the way, the most cucked position of all time is when people say that we shouldn't tax the wealthy. Uh if you say we shouldn't tax the wealthy, you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] You're a sucker. Okay?
32:29And that literally even goes up to people who make, you know, a million, five million dollars a year. Like your ass needs to be taxed more, too. But you need to understand this is good for everybody. The billionaires need to understand it is good for everybody if we tax your ass.
32:42Cuz if we don't if we don't pitchforks start coming out at some point, right? Violence starts erupting at some point. Places start burning down.
32:51Um and you know, again the smart oligarchs are aware of that. Elon Musk is not a smart oligarch. Elon Musk is a [ __ ] dumbass. Elon Musk robbed $38 million from the American taxpayers. He pretends like he's a hero as he launches his 13th rocket to get blown up in the sky. Okay? This is a guy who cut pediatric cancer research and meals on wheels and the CFPB and all these and cut USAID which led to countless deaths.
33:13We're going to talk about that in a little bit actually, but he's going to become a [ __ ] trillionaire. Isn't it crazy?
33:17This is how disgusting the world is that a guy who's going to become the first trillionaire was directly responsible for cutting pediatric cancer research including research that was very promising that we had a cure for certain kinds of cancer. We covered the story on the show.
33:32So, this is who this guy He should be in prison. For life. For life. He's one of the biggest criminals I've ever seen in my life.
33:39It's just incredible what we let these people get away with. Trillionaire, guys. Trillionaire with a T.
33:44Trillionaire with a T.
33:46Jesus Christ. It's time It's time people wake up and realize the problem is not the immigrant. The problem is not the trans person. The problem is not the gay person. The problem is not the black person. The problem is not any sort of minority community that you want to scapegoat. The problem is the billionaire.
34:01Always has been. Always will be. Okay.
34:04Um now, I mentioned USAID.
34:06New report here.
34:08518,428 children have died preventable deaths in the year since Musk dismantled USAID.
34:18Uh that blood is directly on his hand and like I said, he needs to be locked up immediately.
34:23Uh we also have this horrifying story.
34:25Uh and this is one of those moments where you go you know what? Uh black people have been warning white people forever about this one. Like this is this is one of those ones where you go damn. Uh they were completely correct because CNN has a report here. There's a former police officer who was arrested in Florida because he was planning to carry out a mass shooting at a festival in New Orleans, okay? So this guy was officer of the month and he was plotting a mass shooting to kill black people.
34:57He was officer of the month, y'all.
35:01Uh it just goes to show you that it is a very large percentage of the people who are attracted to jobs like this who are sadistic.
35:10They're sadistic. They're looking to do harm. They're looking to get off on their power.
35:14And then uh you know, he can go to sleep think of himself as the good guy and then also turn around and plan a mass shooting against innocent black people.
35:22Uh it's just I I'm at I have no words. I have no words. Cuz then you go, well how deep does the rot go, right? How deep does the rot go? How corrupt are these uh police departments? On top Don't even get me started on the ICE facilities, which are even worse. Uh the ICE Gestapo thugs, which are even worse.
35:38Don't even get me started on other so-called law enforcement apparatus, which we know are [ __ ] atrocious, which don't give a [ __ ] about the law, which don't give a [ __ ] about doing the right thing by people. And so here we go. Uh officer of the month was planning a mass shooting of innocent black people.
35:53All right, we also have um Get this. Get this. This is really interesting.
35:59Uh so Ed Krassenstein says the following. Fox News just reported that the Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Keckbreth, fired United States Secretary of the Navy, John Feelin, because Feelin would not ignore a federal judge's orders.
36:13So it was a huge deal. This guy is fired in the middle of a war, which never [ __ ] happens. You're firing the Secretary of the Navy during a war?
36:24That's mental. So he was trying to abide by a court order and uh Pete Kecksburg ordered him to ignore it and he wouldn't do it and that's why he was let go.
36:32Quote, Hexeth and Feeling reportedly butted heads when Feeling refused to ignore a recent federal judge's ruling that said punishing Senator Mark Kelly for making a video which he reminded military officers of their constitutional duty not to follow illegal orders would violate his First Amendment rights. So, he tried to protect the First Amendment rights of Mark Kelly and not punish him.
36:51Presumably by like not cutting off his pension or whatever the [ __ ] right? So, you have the Secretary of the Navy going, "We're not going to punish him.
36:57He has his free speech to say that. I might not agree with him. He's allowed to say that." And the Secretary of War Crimes goes, "You're [ __ ] firing him uh and you're cracking down on him and you're going against the court order or you're fired."
37:08And he got fired.
37:10So, this guy is kind of crazy cuz if you look at old clips of him, he's a total [ __ ] sycophant. He's a total MAGA cuck. But, this is an incredible moment where he finds his last shred of integrity and goes, "This is [ __ ] up, man. I'm not going to ruin Mark Kelly's life cuz he said don't follow illegal orders."
37:23Perfectly legal to say that, of course.
37:25It's like definitionally true, also.
37:27Don't follow illegal orders. That's like, "Duh." It's a tautology. They're illegal. Of course, you shouldn't follow them, right? Uh well, now he's gone.
37:34Now, he's fired. So, uh this is now what? The third, fourth, maybe even fifth high-profile firing of somebody in the military. We know that Trump and Kecksburg purged the top levels of the military of all the black and brown people cuz you know, they might have a conscience. Can't have that. Um then they also went after Remember the guy resigned, the admiral who's in control of the Caribbean region resigned because he knew that Trump and Kecksburg are massacring innocent fishermen and blowing them up, right? Um and then there was somebody else they let go. And now we have the head of the Navy they're
38:03letting go during a [ __ ] war. It's insane. It's absolutely insane. These people are completely and utterly out of control.
38:09Now, um there's another video that's going viral online here of ICE violently detaining a grandmother and tackling her to the ground.
38:19Agents lay on top of her back with his full body weight for over a minute.
38:25And then uh somebody chimes in and screams, "That's an older lady. Get off her. She's not resisting."
38:31And then uh the ice the other ice agent pushes the agent off the woman uh acknowledging that he was using excessive force and that she could die.
38:40And all this happened in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and the the video again is floating around on social media. In fact, here, I'm going to I'm going to repost it so you guys can go see it if you'd like. Um but just insane stuff here, man. This is now [ __ ] we've already covered stories of them assaulting uh grandparents, and now they're doing it again. They're assaulting a grandma yet again. Uh and this is on top of [ __ ] tear gassing babies and running people over with their cars, and any sort of depraved crime you can think of, the ice Gestapo thugs committed them.
39:11100%. We've seen them. We've covered them every step of the way.
39:14Now, uh the good news here is, but I'll believe it when I see it, Trump adminis- the Trump administration is allegedly scaling back immigration enforcement. Um ICE orders officers to stop entering homes without warrants and reduces arrests at courthouses, according to NBC News. Which by the way, that last part, like, there's supposed to be no arrests at courthouses, you [ __ ] jack weasels. But they go, "Oh, reduce the arrests." Oh, I'm supposed to [ __ ] I'm I'm supposed to applaud you for that? I'm only going to semi break the law as opposed to fully break the law?
39:41I'll only break the law 20 times as opposed to a thousand? [ __ ] you. Jesus Christ. But um I'll believe it when I see it. Cuz, you know, we've we've heard this before, too. "Oh, we're pulling out of Minnesota." Then they didn't pull out of Minnesota. So, we'll see, but uh there's some reporting from NBC News that the order came down. We got to We got to reel it in on that. And it's theoretically possible because the Trump regime has fallen apart so thoroughly, and their numbers have fallen so aggressively that Trump probably realizes, "Hey, man, if I keep doing this, I'm begging to have a 25% approval
40:09rating instead of a 33% approval rating." He might say in front of the cameras, he might pretend like he thinks he's still popular. He knows deep down he's is And so, uh this would be a move to desperately sort of stave off uh a too big to rig election against the Republicans in the midterms, but that ship has probably already sailed if we're being honest with it. All right.
40:27Uh then we also have uh this is kind of crazy. The Daily Mail posted article. Uh Kristi Noem's former deputy ICE director, Madison Sheehan, invited a 19-year-old female junior staffer into her bed after a Trump campaign party in 2020 and spent the next 2 years trying to control her life. Now she's running for Congress in Ohio.
40:49So, ladies and gentlemen, we have Kristi Noem's former deputy ICE director is um is a criminal.
40:57Is a is a criminal and a sex pest and I got to say, this is so rare. I've never seen I don't know I can't remember a story of like a lesbian predator before. This is like It's like a lesbian predator here that we're talking about. That is so rare.
41:12Every time you see like a story of a predator, it's some Republican politician or some evangelical fundamentalist Christian and they're like, you know, basically taking advantage of like little boys or whatever. Uh we've seen that story a thousand times. Well, now you have uh Kristi Noem's former deputy ICE director who was just a psycho sexual assaulter controlling ass [ __ ] who was uh you know, predatory towards a 19-year-old female junior staffer. And so now, you know, all the details of that are in this Daily Mail article here, but um man, Jesus Christ, they can't help themselves. There's I I can't I don't know if I can name a
41:47single Republican that just has a normal ass sex life type situation, right? I mean, look at Kristi Noem herself with her bimbofied husband, right? Walking around with his big ass titties.
41:59They can't help themselves talking to you know, bimbofied sex workers telling them like, "I love you. You're so much better than my wife. [ __ ] my wife. I hate her. Tell me I got big titties, bro. Tell me I got big titties."
42:10Like they all got some [ __ ] weird ass [ __ ] going on. They're like Larry Craig in the New Jersey Turnpike bathroom tapping his foot underneath the stall trying to get some rando to suck him off. Like, what is wrong with these people? Uh Pastor uh what oh what [ __ ] what's his name? Ted Haggard. Pastor Ted Haggard who um was doing crystal meth off a gay hooker's [ __ ] Like, these people, man.
42:31It And then you get And then you get people like lefties. Lefties like me.
42:36It's like it's me and Crystal and we got the classic like [ __ ] you know, the most nuclear family type [ __ ] I mean, granted I'm a stepdad, but not the biological dad, but you get the point.
42:44Like it's there's the [ __ ] white picket fence and and the dog and and the three kids and it's like, you know, boring. I mean, boring in a good way compared to what these people do. These people are [ __ ] out of their goddamn minds. In fact, Ashley St. Clair talked about this. She's the one who I believe is one of Elon's uh baby mothers. And she came out and said like, "Look, when I went to these conservative events, you would leave like the TPUSA thing and everybody would go to the club. It'd be [ __ ] debauchery. There'd be all sorts of drug use. There'd be all sorts of uh you know, degeneracy. There'd be orgies
43:17happening and [ __ ] like that. There'd be these closeted gay conservatives who, you know, are trying to be predatory with like underage boys, right? She's like, you know, it's like Sodom and Gomorrah in this [ __ ] when you go to a Republican event." And then she says, "Now that I'm going to more uh liberal or left-leaning events, everybody's like, 'Hey, sorry. I got to leave a little early. I got to go like pick my kids up from soccer practice or whatever the fuck.'" Like, she's like, "Oh my god, it's it's everything we were taught was a lie. Everything we were told was a lie."
43:43Like, even the idea of these like traditional family values or whatever the [ __ ] It's like it genuinely is like liberals and leftists who are more abiding by that, right? And by the way, I'm the type of person as long as you're not committing a crime, you live however the [ __ ] you want to live, right? I don't care about your sexual orientation. I don't care about your gender identity. You do whatever the [ __ ] you want to do. But with these right-wingers, they pretend to care about the traditional lifestyle, then they live anything but the traditional lifestyle, and you sprinkle in the debauchery and the degeneracy and
44:08the [ __ ] criminality, right? So, here we go. Here's another example of it right here. Again, we It's just incredible. It's just incredible. All right. Uh we also have Dropsite News saying that Oh, this is horrible, man.
44:20I'm sure you guys uh heard heard of this already that um they arrested people who were allegedly related to Qassem Soleimani and living in the US, okay? Well, come to find out the two Iranian women in ICE detention are not, in fact, related to Qassem Soleimani and documents prove it. So, what happened was Laura Loomer singled out these women who she claimed were connected to Qassem Soleimani and Marco Rubio had them [ __ ] arrested and they remain in immigration detention and one of them is now gravely ill.
44:50And it's been proven beyond any doubt whatsoever they are not related to Qassem Soleimani. Now, by the way, even if they were, this is completely and utterly unacceptable. We don't do [ __ ] blood guilt in this country, right? We don't do that. I'm not guilty of the sins of my father, right? I mean, it's insane to to do that. Why would I be responsible?
45:05What, just cuz I'm his kid? I'm not him.
45:08I make different decisions. I'm a different person. So, it's insane to even if they were related to him, it's insane for them to to do this. But, they're not even related to him. So, they're just torturing innocent people.
45:19God, they're so It's so dark. So, Dropsite has a big piece on that. You could check that out. Uh we also have this that the Trump regime is now removing protections for over 59 million acres of national forest system and they're opening it to logging.
45:32So, that's great. There's going to be no more um uh no more national parks by the time Trump is done. Everything is going to be sold to the highest bidder. Everything's going to be handed over to ExxonMobil and uh you know, mining companies and logging companies. Um there's going to Our environment is going to be absolutely cooked. It's going to be barbecue chicken. It's going to be a climate change change times a thousand, okay? They're they're speeding up the destruction of our ecosystem the likes of which we've never seen before. Um we're already at the point of no return.
45:59They're just trying to make it happen even faster.
46:02All right. Now, let's talk about this.
46:04Uh so, Megyn Kelly, oh god, Megyn Kelly, she just drives me crazy these days.
46:07Remember when she said the other day, "Even if Trump nukes somebody, I'd still vote Republican."
46:12Like, okay, then why is anybody listening to your show? Like, what's the point in I like war crimes. I like evil. I'm basically a Nazi. Like, why don't you just say those things and then go away, right? Spare us your [ __ ] 2-hour [ __ ] fests and just go away because we know what you believe. We know you're in favor of sadism and and violence and harm and all the negative things. And I have a bee that's on me right now and that's terrifying. Okay. I Now, am I being surrounded? I might be being surrounded right now.
46:39Anyway, Megyn Kelly, let me try to focus here. So, um Megyn Kelly decided, "I'm going to have on Russell Brand on my show." Now, the reason why that's uh a little risky, to say the least, controversial, to say the least, is because Russell Brand has been credibly accused of all sorts of sex crimes and he's currently going through a uh case in the UK.
46:57All right, so um Megyn Kelly uh talks to Russell Brand and Russell Brand says, he admits in this show, that "Oh, well, gosh golly, I did indeed have uh sex with a 16-year-old when I was 30 and now I regret it cuz I like the power dynamic, but it was consensual and oh, chip chip cheerio, like maybe not the best idea. Hohoho.
47:17Like Like that's sort of what he did, right?" And so, um cut to, she does like this softball interview with him. Cut to, back in 2023, she said, and I quote, "If Russell Brand had sex with a 16-year-old when he was 31, I am done with him. I'm done with Russell Brand."
47:33Now, here she is 3 years later in 2026, giving him a softball ass interview where he admits to being a pedophile. Now, by the way, if that was your reaction, you're correct to have that reaction. According to the laws in most states in this country, he would be considered a pedophile, right? That's statutory rape, okay?
47:48But, in the UK, apparently the legal age is 16. And there's even like a handful of states in the US where it's 16.
47:54But, he says, like he front-loads it and he goes and says, "Oh, it's legal, but I had sex with a 16-year-old as a [ __ ] 30-year-old."
48:00Okay, very, very, very disturbing. Well, guess what? Come to find out, he's also playing [ __ ] hide the ball. The community note here says, "The 16-year-old girl who accused Brand here also accused him of sexual assault."
48:12Quote, "Forced his penis down her throat and made her choke, only stopping after she punched him in the stomach."
48:18She says he groomed her and called her the child and was emotionally abusive and controlling. And there's a bunch of links to every single one of those claims.
48:29We know that he [ __ ] admitted he like apologized after raping somebody.
48:32There's text of it. There's a big exposé on this. And Megan Kelly has him on the place [ __ ] patty cakes with him.
48:38Now, by the way, we also have So, all this is coming out now. He's talking about it now. I guess he feels like, "Oh, if I admit to some of it, but not all of it, maybe that's my best way out of this." It's not. Uh Tucker Carlson is selling this motherfucker's book about how, "Oh, I became a Christian after I raped seven 78 people or whatever the [ __ ] he did." I don't know the actual number, but you get the point. "Oh, I became a Christian after I committed all these heinous sex crimes."
48:57And [ __ ] Tucker Carlson selling the book and also playing patty cakes with him. Is it like a requirement if you're a right-wing commentator to be a sex criminal? I'm just asking. Is it a requirement? Then we have Jimmy Dore, and on his show, um he claimed at the time, when these charges first came out in May of 2025, he said, "The charges against Russell Brand are a coordinated hit job by the UK press because he came out against the establishment and told the truth about COVID."
49:23That might literally be the worst [ __ ] analysis I've ever heard in my life. "Oh, he's against vaccines, so they lied about him committing a thousand sex crimes."
49:32Or there's a tremendous amount of documented [ __ ] evidence, which you would know if you gave the single slightest [ __ ] and bothered to go through it and bothered to check it.
49:41But no, since he's part of that right-wing grifter pipeline, all the other [ __ ] right-wing grifters give him a smooth [ __ ] hand job on air.
49:48Okay? From Tucker to Megan to this [ __ ] [ __ ] defending him for no goddamn reason other than oh, he's anti-vax and I'm anti-vax. Therefore, it must be lies.
49:57Or not. How about that? Or [ __ ] not.
50:00We're just going to ignore all the [ __ ] evidence. But yes, that's what they do. That's what they do.
50:04So, uh it's a hit piece because he's anti-establishment. How the [ __ ] is he anti-establishment? He's been sucking off Donald Trump for [ __ ] years now.
50:10He's been snuggling up to evangelical Christianity for years now. Those are like the hotbeds of establishment groupthink. These people never met a [ __ ] war they didn't like. All they want to do is cut taxes for the rich.
50:20All they want to do is say [ __ ] you to the poor and take away their healthcare.
50:23Not remotely anti-establishment. Jesus [ __ ] Christ, man. Jesus Christ, embarrassing, humiliating. Speaking of humiliating, Tim Pool had a Randy Fine on his podcast and immediately made comments subscribers only. Gee, I wonder why. Could it be because Randy Fine is a [ __ ] murderous disgusting psychopath who openly said Gaza should be nuked like Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Is that why?
50:46Could it be because this is a guy who said, "Oh, I shook Netanyahu's hand. I'm never going to wash this hand." Could that be why?
50:53Jesus Christ, Tim Pool, what a [ __ ] joke. What a joke of a person. Uh and then finally, we'll end on this one.
50:59We just learned today that Benjamin Netanyahu announced that he had been diagnosed with cancer, but he was treated for it and they uh they were successful in defeating his prostate cancer, surgically removing a tumor. Um I'll I'll cut it off there because if I say anything else, I'll probably get myself banned.
51:18I'll probably get myself banned on this one. I'm going to stop right there. I'm going to just give you I'm going to leave it at the dry factual like, "Oh, he had cancer, but he's better now." Um no commentary added. I'll let y'all fill it in in in your head. But anyway, there you have it, guys. I love y'all very much. You guys know the drill. Everybody like, everybody subscribe, everybody click that bell icon. Support the show on Patreon or tip on YouTube or sign up for Crystal Kyle and Friends on Substack. Like I said, we got um we got Professor Morandi coming on tonight. You don't want to miss that. I'll give you
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