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Top 10 LEGO Diss Tracks From Iran (Banger After Banger)

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The internet couldn't stop watching these 10. Listen, this is song number 10. Donald, we need to talk.

0:14Not about tweets, not about deals, but about one thing.

0:17The name of a contact in your phone that was gaining momentum faster than any American general. We've all seen the call log. Donald, it's okay. We created a song for you about this. America above all. Cute slogan.

0:40Nice try, little one. They said on the phone : “No, Israel comes first .

0:44Goodbye." You tweet the topic at 3:00 AM.

0:47Half asleep, and then you remove it by morning because optics have become cheaper.

0:50Golden elevator, fake tan, tiny hands. But the real remote control, the plan of Tel Aviv. Beatz appeared in tattoos, like a discount crusader. He filled a real army by becoming a television narrator. You are playing a hero in someone else's script. The cloak doesn't fit, and the crown is already gone. Not the right number. Not the right number.

1:09You called for power.

1:10The kid caught a miracle.

1:12Not the right number. Not the right number. I thought you ruled an empire.

1:19It turns out you just answer every call from Tel Aviv a little faster. Let's talk about deals, art, a book, a brand. You wrote a chapter about victory with both feet on the sand.

1:31Ceasefire on Monday, bombs again on Tuesday.

1:33Wednesday on Truth Social. Everything in the market is collapsing.

1:37Oops. Your friends are on the verge of collapse.

1:39Democracy is a casino.

1:40When you lose a chip, you call it strength. When the whole world starts laughing, Donnie, that's not a legacy.

1:45This is a paragraph. Netanyahu doesn't need a partner, he needs food. And, brother , you're putting on a circus without stopping.

1:53Wrong number.

1:54Wrong number.

1:56You called for power.

1:57The kid caught a miracle.

1:59Wrong number.

2:00Wrong number.

2:03I thought you ruled an empire.

2:06It turns out you just answer every call from Tel Aviv a little faster. Are you scared, Donnie? Everything is fine.

2:18The kid is probably on the other line right now telling you what to tweet next.

2:24Come on, we'll wait.

2:27Whose toy is this? Whose toy is this?

2:32Watch as the Lego Empire begins to regroup.

2:37Whose toy is this? Whose toy is this?

2:41You are not a dealer. You are just a hand. Welcome to the game that was never yours. Nice coat, Pete.

2:57Try not to trip over it. This is song number nine.

3:19Three phone calls, China hung up, Iran said , "Maybe." So Donnie called the elves. Yes , you heard me. He lit the whole match and then he sells you the hose. The best deal in history. Yes, that's how it happens.

3:48They shot him directly. Now the ships just sail. Price at the gas station. You have a lump in your throat. So we grabbed the phone, quickly dialed Beijing.

3:56Make me a winner. Make the crisis pass.

3:59Beijing said, "Brother, you're on your own." And the dealmaker is sweating by the phone.

4:04Little Pete on the screen. A solid ceasefire.

4:07Look outside, Little Pete. These boats did not move . Someone will pick someone up. Cakes on the table. Birthday time . You will shake any hand. He will kneel before anyone.

4:19Just write your name and release it.

4:21Hands up if you made a deal. Donnie, hands up if you are the real China. I led a team of aliens.

4:29Someone? Everyone will sign with you.

4:32Hands up if you made a deal. Donnie, hands up if you make it real.

4:38Whoever picks up the phone first will save the deal maker from his own thirst.

4:45Free call . He tweeted loudly and proudly. I ran to tweet to read aloud to the room. Same paper, two stories, no one agrees.

4:53He signs in the dark, as if it were all easy.

4:55Now the World Cup is approaching. The whole world is playing. Can't start with B.

5:00So he praises and prays. Not for peace, but for trophy and glitter. And for the war. This is bad for the end result. Margot holds the briefcase, never saying a word. Donnie speaks . The agreement remains vague. Hands up if you made a deal.

5:17Hands up if you are real China. I led a team of aliens. Someone?

5:22Everyone will sign with you.

5:24He broke the price.

5:25Then he raised the price. Then he lowered the price. He raised. Aren't I cute? I saved the entire economy. Sir, please. You are the stone that sells us umbrellas and keys.

5:35China did not save them.

5:36Iran made him wait. So we looked up at the sky, and he opened the gate.

5:40Tall white visitors. The man in the red coat is signing right here, guys. Do it again.

5:46One day he was holding a glowing ball in the desert. Now he is squeezing a soccer ball.

5:50Don't take it away.

5:51And the BBC is on the line, and the man is working hard. Watch for that friendly handshake. This is a friend.

5:59Raise your hands if you have a deal. Johnny, raise your hands if you're really begging her . China, I led a team of aliens.

6:07Anyone? Everyone will sign with you.

6:13They will sign with you.

6:19Whoever picks up the phone first makes a deal out of their own thirst. Happy birthday, Bonnie.

6:28A candle is the whole wide world.

6:31Try not to blow it.

6:37Yes, you heard me. This is song number eight.

6:41Why is the Iranian team sleeping in Mexico at the World Cup?

6:46Ask Donnie.

6:49He has the answer. And a free place.

6:54Let me tell you the whole story.

6:58I ran. I ran.

7:00We crossed the border.

7:01Johnny. Johnny, your time is up.

7:04Our game. She was ours from the very beginning. Make it louder. Make it louder. Sing a song.

7:10We won our games.

7:11We have earned our place. The first to arrive, with a smile on their face. We packed our bags for the biggest show. Then Donnie said, “Yeah, I do n’t know. Our coaches received a letter saying you can't come in.

7:23The players got a deal that seemed like a sin. Arrive at dawn, depart at night, play the game, and stay out of sight. So our team is sleeping on Mexican soil.

7:34There are good people there, they won't refuse us.

7:37Donnie calls it security. What a show.

7:39However, the only thing he guards is his ego.

7:42I ran. I ran. We are crossing the border.

7:45Donnie, Donnie, you're out of time.

7:47Our game. She was ours all along. Turn up the volume. Turn up the volume.

7:52Sing a song. I ran.

7:54I ran. We've come this far. Donnie, there's the door. The ball keeps rolling. It will always roll. Sing loudly. Sing loudly. And then loudly. And now here's the part that made me laugh.

8:07Donnie closed the gate and then walked down the path . Front row seat , didn't pay a penny. The man who blocked us arrived on time. His friend from FIFA shook his hand."

8:19The best host in the whole country.

8:21The best host.

8:23The seats are empty.

8:24The party is so great that no one is there.

8:27Tickets cost more than a family car. It's a game of the people, not where you are.

8:32Marco at the table with a big red seal.

8:35Deny, deny.

8:37This is Donnie's camp.

8:38Fans at home, just watch the screen. The closest they will come to the football dream. I ran. I ran. We crossed the border. Donnie , Donnie, you're out of time.

8:49Our game. She was ours all this time.

8:51Turn up the volume. Turn up the volume. Sing a song.

8:54The referee gave his life to the game. 20 years of work, he was turned back twice. Donny's door doesn't care who you are.

9:02It doesn't matter how good you are, it only matters where you're from.

9:05For now, but listen, Donnie, here's what you missed. The game wasn't yours to list.

9:11She was born on the streets, in the dust, in the rain. You can lock every door.

9:15She is coming back again. You banned our coaches. You banned our fans. But the ball doesn't read your list, Donnie. He just rolls. I ran. I ran.

9:29We're crossing the line, Johnny. You're out of time.

9:33Our game. It was there all this time. Turn up the volume.

9:36Turn up the volume.

9:38Sing a song. Hooray.

9:39Hooray. We've come this far.

9:43There is a door. The ball is rolling. It will always roll. Sing loudly. Sing loudly. Loud and quiet. See you on the field, Donnie. Oh, wait. You will be in your free place. Enjoy the view. This is song number seven. One ship per bridge . That's the thing.

10:15No one knows who is counting or who is winning. There is a narrow gate where tankers crawl. A fifth of the world's old large and small ships. He looked at this water.

10:32This danger is direct, and he didn’t see the danger. He saw Ra. Most men bring a plan. Most men bring a map. He brought the calculator right into the trap. Hit one of my ships. And I will take your bridge, says the man. on the deal, making a leap.

10:47No strategy, no way out, no long game.

10:51Only price for price. And the bill is paid. He's trading fire like it 's real estate.

10:56It weighs down the world's cargo. Oho!

10:59One ship, boom, one boom. Balance the scales in a smoky room. One ship, boom, one boom. Everyone is sailing to their doom. He calls it art, the art of the deal.

11:13As if war is just something you put together.

11:16Sail wheel, bridge to ship, ship to bridge. He balances bombs on the blade of a knife. The tankers held their breath in the narrow alley.

11:25Insurance is rising and the world is feeling the strain. But he is at his desk with a smile. So I count every chip as the tide turns. If you ask the reason, he will give you a raid. If you ask about the end, he will bargain. There are scales in the room and he never sits still . One side of the ship, the other side is the bill. One ship, boom, one bridge, boom. Balance the scales. In a room with smoke. One ship, boom, one boom. Everyone is sailing to their doom. Watch your weight. One side up, one side down. They never balance.

12:08They never stop. He trades the bridge for a boat. He trades the boat for the road. He will trade the whole wide world just to keep his little scales in gold. Oh. But there is a number he will never say out loud.

12:25What comes back when the smoke leaves the crowd. It's not on his calculator.

12:33It's not in his deal. That's the part that was real. So who's counting? Not him. No way. He counts his winnings and walks away. Now someone else is getting the bill while he's in the news making deals with a smile.

12:50He will shake your hand and take your bridge.

12:53Sign the deal with gold, it will make us rich. Call it a bargain.

12:58Call it a win.

12:59Balance the scales. And he does it again.

13:02One ship, one bridge, and we move around. The counter continues to run, the numbers increasing. He will bargain until there is nothing left to bargain with and still call it the best deal ever made. One ship, boom, one.

13:16Balance the scales in a smoke-filled room. One ship, boom. One bridge. Everyone is sailing to their doom. One ship, boom, one bridge. You are trading the whole world in a room filled with smoke.

13:30One ship, boom, step, one bridge, and you'll never count the price. This is such a death. One ship, one bridge.

13:44He calls it a fair deal. He's the only one who still counts.

14:11This is song number six.

14:16M orange is back in the spotlight. Let 's go, Donnie. M. Hey, orange man, confess.

14:34You lost this deal.

14:35Push really hard, but still nothing is done. Promise after promise and rewrite the words. Everyone sees the fraud.

14:42It is not deep. I was talking about destruction. He said that the root had to be broken. Iran is not a name. Donnie, that's the part you're missing. With every threat you throw, the roots expand. With every blow you take, we come back brighter. You said it. You said that. You said you said "no." I'm still here. My roots are only growing. Donnie, I ran away. What do I need to get rooted, dude.

15:18You know that. You know that. Two weeks of fire.

15:22This is something new. Tell me you're scared, Donnie. Just admit that you're done.

15:26Lost the economic war. What's the matter?

15:29You want to put your name on horses. Good.

15:31Good. Stop this.

15:32Stop this dirty gang. Stop the split.

15:34The world is not blind.

15:35No more. Eyes wide open. Eyes wide open. I ran, still breathing.

15:39Iran is still standing while I ran here. This game is not in your hands.

15:43You said this, you said that. You said you said "no" more deeply.

15:52Deeper. Call it what you want. Donnie, the chorus will make us stronger. You can't hold out much longer. Whatever, dude. I'm running, still racking my brain. This is song number five.

16:29The war failed.

16:31The deal was rejected.

16:34Economy. Don't ask.

16:37Epstein's files are buried. Aliens.

16:45This is his last card , and it's a joker.

16:59Running out of tricks, so we went full galaxy.

17:02Blurred. Spheres from the 40s called it dramatic. What the hell is going on? His words, not mine.

17:08I tweeted this myself a while ago . The hormone remained offline.

17:11Epstein's list is burning. So we pointed to the sky.

17:13Good mood to everyone.

17:15Yes, that was the answer. A. Ran sent a generous deal to the table. He read it once and noticed.

17:20Unacceptable. Then he posted grainy footage of floating light. Ancient dots and spots.

17:25Thanks for the spectacle. The Minister of War said something unprecedented while the peace agreement was quietly removed. Love knock on Iran. Love tapping to the moon. A different kind of tapping when Epstein is in the room.

17:37Antivirus crashes a sinking cruise ship. Don't worry about it.

17:41UFO in the city. Eight pointed objects - spheres that have split into files from decades ago, with nothing new. 160 documents are transparent flex.

17:50But Epstein's client list is further classified. What the hell is going on? He said it himself. Now this is our song. UFO-it's Epstein disappeared.

18:00Absolutely unacceptable. From the very beginning. What the hell is going on?

18:05The aliens have disappeared, but the truth remains.

18:07Blocked. The king of distractions has just been trolled and captured.

18:11Aliens, do you want to send them to war with Iran?

18:17Even they don't love you, Donnie. Trust me, we check.

18:21We, we, we, we make a deal.

18:24The full package, generous conditions, hormones, nuclear weapons, Lebanon— everything confirms it. Reddit once said that wasn't enough, and then posted some space files, calling our bluff.

18:33Don't stress, sipping tea, watching events unfold. You're chasing aliens while your economy is cold. He called it a loving contribution, yes, we felt love; now he is following orders from above. We offer PC instead of UFO distraction while hormonal prices diverge.

18:49We are raising prices—this is the effect of hormones. While he is busy with the spheres, who is footing the bill?

18:54Antivirus, aliens, war and inflation: one man's bingo card.

18:59Congratulations. The files are older than his shade of patent tan.

19:02Observations expressed.

19:03Good exchange. Still here. A motionless giant hand. One completely unacceptable man . I read the Iran deal. I don't like her.

19:13UFO files, beautiful, never seen before, very mysterious.

19:18Epstein files, never heard of them.

19:22Pentivirus under control. I love the crane . Have fun.

19:26God bless America.

19:30Sir, Hormas is still closed. Absolutely unknown. What the hell is going on? He said it himself. Now this is our song. The aliens have disappeared, but the truth remains locked away. The king of distractions has just been trolled and captured. This is song number four. Oh, look at yourself.

20:08New suit, same old debt. Are we playing president again today, Donald? How cute. How cute. America above all. Put your souls on the shelf. You are not saving the nation, you are only saving yourself.

20:32Fake gold on the towers, fake tan on the face.

20:35The ego of a billionaire in a bankruptcy case. You tweet in the morning, cry at night. The deal king can't even win a fair fight and prevail. Little Pete with such a cool tattoo. The clown general from television.

20:46Enough already.

20:46You play with soldiers as if they were made of plastic.

20:50But our answer, my friend, will be...Be sharp. A clown in a castle built of crumbs.

20:56You're not a leader, you're just a thumb.

20:58You scream at the shadows, you lose your grip.

21:01Oops. Did the empire just disappear?

21:0310% of power. That's all we spend while you're at the finish line. We are just at the beginning. Let's talk about the list. Let's talk about friends. How many Jeffs does it take before this is over?

21:22You bomb the market to buy back the decline.

21:24The world is a casino when you lose a chip. I am a winner. You scream with tears in your eyes while your own people watch your promises die. You are a dreamer of holy war in false form, but you are only a small puddle in the Persian storm. Keep chasing retweets. Keep chasing fame.

21:39We don't play the market.

21:41We own the game. Are you scared, Donnie?

21:45Everything is fine.

21:46Losing is what you do best.

21:49Go put on your little red hat and take a nap. A clown in a castle built of...

21:58You're not...Leader, you're just a thumb.

22:00You scream at the shadows, you lose your grip.

22:02What? Watch as the Lego man starts to turn over.

22:0510% of power. That's all we spend.

22:10Welcome to reality. End.

22:18Nice toys.

22:23Try not to break them. This is song number three.

22:36Do you know what your tax dollars brought in this year? No roads, no schools.

22:41Let me clarify. Donna has a ballroom, and you paid the bill. 400 million. Yes, your money is still there. You work a week, for which you get paid. You ask for nothing in return. He destroys history and lays a golden track. So stay here, because it only gets worse.

22:55Welcome to America. Let's start with the verse. The orange man woke up with a drawing in his hands.

23:09He said, "I'll build the best ballroom in the country." "Demolished the East Wing." Yes.

23:14Roosevelt would have been fine.

23:15He said: "Private donors pay, not a penny of your skin."

23:17“Apple, Meta, Amazon—they all lined up quickly , but then the price doubled. I didn't know how long this math would take. He promised not a penny.

23:24Make money on your name.

23:25Then your tax bill came along and the story changed. We sacrifice for America.

23:29Of course, Donnie.

23:30Sounds great.

23:31Let's donate our money. Thank you. And then, oh wait, someone shot at dinner. And suddenly Lindsey Graham says: " We need more for safety." "Let the taxpayers pay for the ballroom." How convenient." “ Donna has a ballroom.

23:45Golden walls and marble floors.

23:48While gas stations are killing you outside the grocery store. Pete said it was a gift to the world. We...We won the war. Yes.

23:59A gift with a check that you previously paid. Now meet Pete Hegitt. Good morning, rise and shine. They used to pour coffee, and now he's drawing the front line. "Fox and Friends" on Monday.

24:10Military orders on Friday at noon from a TV presenter.

24:12Let's blow up the moon. He threw the axe live .

24:15Hit a person on the head. Now he signs orders about who is alive and who is dead.

24:19Crusader tattoos. Yes, the entire collection.

24:21Jump to the battle plan on the signal. Family group, no encryption . Six hours of hearings. The Senators are n't done yet.

24:27Kill everyone. Pete, this is not fun. He was asked: "Was the war worth it?" He said, “Don’t be reckless, sir. You are the secretary." This is a checklist of answers. Johnny's has a ballroom, gold walls and marble floors." While gas stations are killing you outside grocery stores, Pete said it's a gift to the world. We won the war. Yes. A gift with your check. You paid before. You said the war would end in exactly four or five weeks. After 60 or so days. How do you feel about this? Yes.

25:00Yes. Gasoline costs 430.

25:01Your trip to work is a crime.

25:03Donnie told the oilman, "Just give him some time."

25:05Meanwhile, on the sidewalk , at the corner of Seventh and Market Streets, people froze on their feet.

25:09Fentinol in the heat.

25:10Zombie city is trending.

25:12A million views per day. But hey, the ballroom is almost ready, so it's okay. And Kimmel joked. Well , Donnie didn't laugh.

25:18The FCC showed up, tried to cut it in half. 20 stations with a deadline and a threat because a late-night host told a joke he can't forget.

25:25Three speeches are a lie, people. So far, no one is talking.

25:29Listen, we watched from afar . With a cup of tea in hand.

25:32And we have to say that we don't quite understand. You built the greatest country.

25:36Freedom, power, pride, and this is what they did with it.

25:39As long as you work within, you are not the enemy. You have never been our enemy.

25:42Leaders start wars. People are sitting on this mess. You pay your taxes, you fill up the tank, you send the kids to school, and Donny is on the dance floor. Guess who played the fool? We didn't write the headlines.

25:51They did it themselves.

25:53We just read them aloud. Dusty from the shelf. So, America, no offense. We respect the game, but your cat is dancing at your expense, and that's a shame.

26:01So, that's where we stop. Uh, the man who destroyed history to build a dance floor.

26:07The morning show host who started the war. A government that silences jokes but never answers questions. In a country full of people who deserve much better than a ballroom they never ask for and can never afford to get into. Take care of yourself , America. Someone has to.

26:29This is song number two.

26:33Part one, we called you a loser.

26:36Part two, we called you a liar.

26:39Liar.

26:40You had one job , Donnie.

26:42One job.

26:43Don't make us do a third part.

26:48You made us do a third part. Boom.

26:54Back with a brand new round. The same old, same hollow crown.

26:59He built a tower and called it golden.

27:01Every brick was bought and sold. He said you were fired. I thought this was art. Played a king, never played a role. Faked the news when the truth became loud. Golf on the weekend, tweets for the crowd. Only I can fix this, said the man who could not stick to any sustainable plan.

27:18The art of the deal, or rather the art of steel. Donnie, tell me, was any of this real?

27:24He sat on a throne in a golden room.

27:26History is writing your end of destruction.

27:28Every scammer gets their own curtain call. Three chapters later, Donnie, how's the fall?

27:33They ask me, do they want a word for you?

27:36I said five letters, that's enough. Listen carefully.

27:40This is for you.

27:41Say it slowly.

27:42Let it reach you.

27:45I AM D I O T.

27:48Now you know. Now the whole world knows.

27:52I T I O G U O.

27:55Five letters mean truth. I T I O G U O.

28:00Britten on the roof.

28:02Idiot. The whole world says it.

28:04Idiot. And we're not pretending.

28:07Now let's talk about Little Pete.

28:09Got a job, but couldn't find my feet.

28:11The face of Fox News. There is no battlefield. Secrets in group chat. You opened the wrong chat, the wrong people, the wrong move, the wrong day. We saw the message.

28:20What do you say?

28:21Little Pete, little general, little plan. They gave him a job he couldn't understand.

28:26Never led a mission, never held a position. But Donnie said, "You're perfect." Hear this sound. A broken system elects broken people. A little boy we will not forget. And Teran too.

28:37I O G U O.

28:40Five letters mean truth. I D I O G U O.

28:44Britain on the road.

28:47Idiot. The whole world says that, idiot. And we're not pretending.

28:51Marco. Oh, Marco.

28:53Let's rewind time. You had words. You had a mind. He is a fraud. He is a con artist. He is a liar.

28:59You said that now you will shake hands with the person you tore apart.

29:01Little Marco.

29:02I wonder how that name came back. Trump gave it to you. He didn't know we were going to throw him away . Now your secretary is smiling for the shot. The man who warned us all that we were playing his game. Do you remember the water bottle shaking on stage? You remember the courage written on that page. Marco.

29:17Marco.

29:17Where did that Marco go?

29:19The one who called the scammer.

29:20The one we once knew.

29:22You saw the scam and decided to join the show.

29:24This is not ambition. Marco, this is letting go.

29:27From "Tron" to London, from Paris to Rome. The whole world is watching Donnie on his throne.

29:32Borrow gold, broken deals.

29:34History always verifies what is real. Pete lost the plot before the war. Marco handed out every open case. Danny. Donnie, you wrote a book. Three parts later. Hey , let's take a look.

29:47Part one, we named you. Part two, we embarrassed you.

29:52Third, we framed you. We're done, Donnie. So what?

30:01This is the number one song.

30:03The most viewed song on this channel .

30:10Hello. You have arrived in Beijing. To make trade deals, click one. To stack soy, press two. To get help with your Iran issue, please wait. Your call is very important to us.

30:23Look, pick up the phone. Pick up the phone. Johnny aboard Air Force One.

30:28Tired and lonely.

30:29The war escalated.

30:31The deal fell through.

30:32America above all.

30:33But first I need you.

30:34Monday morning, Air Force One on the runway.

30:37Straight hair with gold headbands does what it does on Sunday. He hid his ego in the trunk. It didn't fit.

30:42Tried twice.

30:43I pushed him in there.

30:44Took the crew on a flight to Beijing.

30:46Little Pete in the back seat tries to hide. The man who waged war from the studio screen. Now he sits very quietly in the limousine. Little Marco is in front with a folder in his hand.

30:55The man who ran against Donnie and lost him ran away again . Now he is carrying out the orders of the person who called him small.

31:00Little Marco, big headline, very short hall.

31:02You see, war was supposed to be easy, quick, and clean. On weekends between tweets, a victory scene. But the weekends have become long and the price has become high, and suddenly Donnie needs Beijing more than anything.

31:13Look, pick up the phone. Donnie aboard Air Force One.

31:17Tired and lonely.

31:18The war became difficult.

31:19The deal fell through.

31:20America first. But first I need you. Red carpet. Yes, but shorter than expected. Without shyness at the exit. Just a respected deputy sheriff.

31:28Diplomatic message. Donnie read the room.

31:30Once the host sends the backup, you will soon know your status. He got off the plane with the flag held high. He walked into Beijing as if he owned the hall . She was calm at the table , with tea in her hand. The kind of calm that says, "I already understand." Trump said, "A great leader." Trump said "great land." Trump said "fantastic."

31:46He shook everyone's hand firmly. She showed him the garden, the old stone wall, the trees older than America, with roots and everything. He's been here for a thousand years, she said. Trump looked at the trees and looked straight ahead.

31:57She nodded like someone who had just failed an exam. She said: " Beautiful trees." And she handed over the rest. Then Donnie tried to speak in a stern voice. The loud sound of a rally. The one that works in Florida doesn't spread. She blinked once, poured herself some tea. I was in no hurry. You can't threaten the person you flew here to see. That's the thing.

32:13Let me tell you what wasn't in the press release. There was a number there, not a Boeing number, not a soybean number. Another, from a war that was supposed to last a week. This number flew to Beijing in a seat next to Donnie. No ticket needed. It was already in the manifesto.

32:36Soybeans on the table. Boying is on the list. 100 billion promises clenched into a fist. He said, "We'll make a deal that suits both of us."

32:43He said, "Of course.

32:44" And handed him my bus. Bus to the next topic.

32:47Smooth slow cleaning. Of course.

32:49And this room doesn't mean what you mean . No paper sign, no line with Iran , no music.

32:53China buys Iranian oil at a discount.

32:55You see, Trump said "fix it." She heard the request.

32:58Immediately hand over the glass and move on to the next task.

33:01Why should she hurry?

33:02She has the better hand when your guest needs you more. Do you understand ? America above all.

33:06Great hat, great thong, great bell.

33:09America's plea sounds different than what's in the room. He brought soybeans. He brought the planes. He brought silence. And the silence explains how much longer it will last here. Pete handed it back.

33:19Smile. Pretend like nothing's wrong.

33:22The two little helpers are professionally calm.

33:27Both quietly sing the song "everything is fine."

33:31Pick up the phone.

33:32Donnie aboard Air Force One. Tired and lonely. The war became difficult. The deal fell through. America above all. But first I need you. Don't let him call. Don calls again.

33:43Marco lost in a very broken plan.

33:45He flew strongly, remaining lighter than air. She just smiled and then offered me a chair. That's the thing about power. She doesn't always scream. Sometimes it just pours you tea, walks you through the garden, smiles very slowly, and lets you talk on your own.

34:07Because the man who talked the most in that room needed something. And the man who spoke less already knew the price.

34:16Yes. Uh-huh. Once again aboard Air Force One over Pacific Blue. He opened his phone and dialed the evening news.

34:23Incredible trip, historic, the best.

34:25She loves me.

34:26Exclamation mark.

34:27God bless you.

34:28Markets open lower. The analyst said: "Then the Financial Times says he didn't give him anything." Truth Social said we won. We always win. And somewhere, someone liked it and moved on. The horn is straight, still sitting like a lock. Gasoline is approaching five per gallon on the clock . Pete made a restrained statement. Bright, fresh. Marko sent a memo.

34:46Productive, positive, easy.

34:48He came like an eagle.

34:49The wings spread the flag high.

34:50I was left with a packet of seeds and a very watchful eye. She is registered for the visit as "manage completed." The eagle came to borrow.

34:56The dragon kept its place. Thank you for waiting. We have reviewed your request.

35:04The deal is currently unavailable. The problem of Iran is still relevant. Gormers, we'll look into it.

35:12Soybeans appreciate this . Thank you.

35:14We hope your visit was extremely useful . Your call has been forwarded to the next available country. First America, but not with us .

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