that I've been playing a lot of world map guessing games or not guessing but like world map geography like do you know all the countries games because there's a lot of countries in the news that we need to know where they are that I bet most of us don't know where they are and so I've been shoring up my world geography and it occurred to me that it's really fun and I bet we would have a grand old time doing it together. So it's going to be a different stream right now. Um, we're just going to stream one short round um of some world map geography guessing games and see if you guys know [snorts] which countries
0:32are which.
0:34Um, see if see if you guys need to shore up your geography and we'll have a little fun doing it because learning is hard but it's more fun with your homies. Hey, so we're just going to nerd out real quick. We're to nerd out.
0:50And I've got this app that I've been playing while I'm on flights and stuff or anytime I like don't have Wi-Fi, but I'm like locked in place called Map Quiz. And um and it's its main screen looks like this.
1:04And I've just played one round of this map. I had to find a new one online to play [snorts] um that's not an app. And I've learned that this one's been [ __ ] sandbagging me. or rather this one's been making it easy and the real version is harder. It's it's a sandbagger. So, um so the islands are going to be tough this time because the the game I've been practicing on, they give you like these little circles for the islands that help you find them. So, you don't actually have to know what they look like. This this version's a lot harder because it's just like legit the map and so you have to just zoom in
1:39and find the island in the middle of the ocean. It's a it's a good time.
1:43So, we're not going to waste time. Um, we're not going to explain Twitch. If you're if you're here, you're here. And if you ain't, you ain't. And we're just going to jump straight into the fun and play around and see how you guys like it. Um, and this stream obviously won't be for everyone, but we're just going to nerd out and have a good time here. I figure Twitch is for video games. So, let's play some damn video games, eh?
2:00Let's play some damn video games.
2:04So, I found this website, geochamp.app, I think it is, and they've got world countries and countries on the map. And I did one one fun F funsies practice run and I didn't make it all the way through before I decided it was time to play. So I' I've gone through a lot of them once.
2:21Um and we're going to do the full 197.
2:25We're going to do the full 197. We're going to get the whole batch. Um actually, maybe we'll just do 100. I think it randomly chooses 100. Um we'll do a hundred of them and see what we get. Play the quiz. Okay. You see how we're playing? You see, see how we're rocking? We got you on screen. We got you on screen. You can see it.
2:47[snorts] And some of them I'll give you some time to think for yourself.
2:50Netherlands, that's the biggest country in Africa. Just playing, dog. Um, and some of them will drop some lore, some conspiracy lore on these on these countries, and some of them will drop some mimonics to help you remember them.
3:09Guinea.
3:12Guinea. Guinea is over here in Africa.
3:16And there's Guinea and there's Guinea Bisau right here. And I remember it is the short the short name is the big one and the big name is the is the little one.
3:24And so Guinea is the big one. Is that too loud? That what up from South Jersey?
3:30Unfortunately, South Jersey is not one of our questions. It ain't a country.
3:35Likenstein.
3:37I often confuse Likensstein and whatever this one is. Um, it's harder to recall it off the top of your head, but I'm pretty sure Likensstein is this one.
3:46Yeah.
3:48Yeah. Latvia. Okay, I remember these guys. So, Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia. Actually, easier to say.
3:55Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia are these three right here on the edge of the USSR, the old USSR on the edge of Russia.
4:03And I remember it as your lats are what you use for pulling. They're in the middle of your back.
4:11And so Latvia is the one in the middle.
4:13Estonia is like the stone that you carry with your lats when you carry a stone.
4:20And Lithuania is down here on the bottom. Lithuania. Latvia. Estonia.
4:24Oh, we're trying to find Latavia.
4:25Whoops. My [laughter] bad.
4:28Whoops.
4:30Russia. Who knows? Who knows? Is our ding too loud? Sri Lanka. Anyone know where Sri Lanka is? Any guesses? Any guesses? What's Sri Lanka next to?
4:42Anyone know what Sri Lanka is next to?
4:44It's an island. I'll give you a hint.
4:46It's an island.
4:50Sri Lanka is an island. And it's next to boom, I saw it. India. Whoever said India? Midwest Panda. You got it.
4:56Midwest Panda knows about Sri Lanka.
4:59Oh, that's a cool I like how this game gives you a photo and they give you the the capital.
5:05That's a [ __ ] long capital name.
5:08Canada. Oh, Canada.
5:12Home of Charlie Pley Pasternac. If you don't know where Afghanistan is, you better get learned. If you're an American and you don't know where Afghanistan is, you better learn where Afghanistan is because we've been in Afghanistan for a hot minute. And the easy way to remember it is in the Middle East, Iran is the really big one and Afghanistan is the little middle one.
5:31Well, the the midsize middle one to the right of Iran.
5:36And it's important.
5:38It's important.
5:41Sudan. Sudan's important to know about.
5:43There's a big genocide happening in Sudan right now. Um where the UAE is stealing a bunch of gold. They're funding a bunch of genocidal crazy [ __ ] What's up from South Africa? I bet our homie from South Africa knows where Sudan is. It's right under Egypt.
5:58And there's all kinds of crazy pyramids in Sudan. If you don't know about the Sudan, the Sudin pyramids and you think you're a conspiracy buff, dog. Look into the pyramids. You know about the pyramids in Egypt, but do you know about the pyramids in Sudan?
6:11Same ancient culture. Them Atlantanss were in Sudan, too. Boom. Right there.
6:16Pyramids in Sudan. It's crazy. It's a whole other rabbit hole. Not like the Egypt one. similar but not quite the same. It's cool.
6:25Capital cartoon. That's cool. I know about cartoon from like uh Age of Empires kind of games. Um the Art of War games, whatever they were, Rome Total War and [ __ ] but I didn't actually realize that Cartoon was the capital of Sudan.
6:42Malta. Malta is a tiny little island.
6:45Anybody know where Malta is? What's it under?
6:49Where's Where's Malta near to you guys know? We were just talking about secret military bases in Malta.
7:00Um, so I I sometimes get confused by this island that is like a part of Greece and this little island that I'm pretty sure is Malta. I might get it backwards, but I think this little one over here underneath Sicily and Italy is actually Malta.
7:16Oh, am I getting it backwards, though?
7:18Is this one Malta? [ __ ] This one is Cyprus and this one is Malta right here.
7:23The little one underneath Italy. Yeah.
7:25Got it. Got it. Gets associated with Greece, right? But Romania. I don't know why I [ __ ] remember Romania as the Romanian Ridgebacks. I was talking about this earlier today, but this one is Romania.
7:39It's the big one underneath Ukraine and the little mold right there. We'll come back to the mold later, but this one is Romania. And I don't know, I remember it as Romanian Ridgebacks for no reason whatsoever. Um, but if you're looking into the history of our girl Erica Kirk, maybe that'll help you remember that Romania is this one with a little hook.
8:01The one with a little hook over here on the sea.
8:05Bucharest Romania. Whereas Chad, oh, I love Chad. Chad is easy. Chad is this face. It's this Chad face in the middle of Africa. When you zoom out, you can see his little nose and his mouth going like bruh bruh. Like that. That's Chad.
8:22Chad right there underneath Libya.
8:25Ninja. I did not know that was the capital of Chad. Learning the capitals is going to be whole. Whoa.
8:32Dude, the game just did a blood liel. Oh [ __ ] dude. The game just did a blood liel. Cancel the game. Palestine a a nation.
8:44Whoa, dog. Palestine the nation.
8:49Damn, this is an anti-semitic game, bro.
8:52That's an anti-semitic game. Look at all these buildings they have in this picture. Not very accurate.
8:59Bolivia.
9:01Bolivia's over in Central America. And I don't know how I remember it. It's just the big one in the middle. The big little round one in the middle. It's not Ecuador. It's Bolivia.
9:10They got some big mountains in Bolivia.
9:13Seyells. Hey, here's a hard one. Seells is islands.
9:18And I get this one wrong sometimes. It's over here by Madagascar. My brain always wants it to be by the Bahamas, like in the Caribbean kind of area. Um, but Seells is over here. And I'm pretty sure So, this is one where my game gas lit me and made me feel like the islands were so easy. Made me feel like the islands were like this. But when you don't have the the easy little circles to help you, [ __ ] it's way harder, dude. I'm pretty sure um that Seells is off the coast of India here and it's these tiny little things and we just got to zoom in until we find one.
9:54Oh, I got it wrong. That's Maldiv.
9:56Seells is the one above Madagascar.
10:01Can't win them all. Zambia.
10:04Zambia is in Southern Africa.
10:08Does anybody know which one is Zambia?
10:10It's shaped super [ __ ] weird. And I don't know why, but it's it's one that took me the longest to learn about Zambia. Which one is Zambia? And um I remember it as its name is like Namibia.
10:23And I remember Namibia is this one that is like Vietnam for no reason at all. I don't know why. I don't know why. But this one is Namibia. And it reminds me of Nam. Back in Nam. We used to fight back in Nam. And then this one is Zambia.
10:38The curly one, little curly queue at the bottom there. Uruguay. I remember Uruguay and Paraguay are these two little mysterious ones down here in South America. And for some reason, Paraguay is parah. It's It's over here.
10:51Per to Brazil next to Brazil. That's Paraguay. And this one is Uruguay.
10:58I don't know why how why that helps, but that helps me. Yeah, we're learning geography, dog. We're having fun doing it.
11:06And I bet that a lot of y'all don't know where the [ __ ] countries are.
11:11Uruguay is the one underneath. Uruguay.
11:14I don't know. Maldes. Hey, we just got a hint on this one. Maldes is this little island cluster off the coast of India.
11:21And we just zoom way in and find one.
11:23And we click. Come on. Come on. Come on.
11:26Get close. Come on. Click. What? Oh [ __ ] I clicked on an island that's a part of India. [laughter] See, the islands are hard when you have to actually like pinpoint the legit island. We're going to get sandbagged on all these islands.
11:40Democratic Republic of the Congo. Super easy. The biggest one in the middle of Africa. It's this big [ __ ] And there's all this complex history where these things got split up all weird. But this one's the DRC in the middle.
11:54Malaysia.
11:56You I hope you guys know what continent Malaysia's in. What continent is Malaysia in, guys?
12:03big old continent.
12:06No air traffic in Yeah, it's in Asia.
12:08You are correct. Yeah. And what's the uh what's the little city nation that's in Malaysia? There's a little city island that's really really important. Yeah, Malaysia's over by Indonesia.
12:19Indonesia's all this island, this island, this island. Malaysia is this one also part of this island. Malaysia.
12:28Koala Lumpur is the capital. Colombia.
12:30We all know about Colombia where that cocaine come from. Colombia's got that white powder. And I just know Colombia because it's the bridge to the Darian Gap where they smuggle all of it through. So it's the the one on the Darian Gap there. The Darian Gap is the bridge from Panama to Colombia.
12:45Pakistan. Um Pakistan's really important. They're currently fighting India. They're like at war with India.
12:51Quiet little war with India. They've got nukes.
12:54Pakistan's like the silent little nuclear nation down here underneath Afghanistan. It's the bottom of all the stands. The lowest of all stands. Sorry Pakistanis, but but y'all down there.
13:05Nau. Ooh, this one's a tough one, dog.
13:09This one is tough as [ __ ] dog. It's over here in Oceanania, and we're totally going to f it up. Um, and again, I had my little circles that made it easy.
13:20Um, so I'm going to kind of guess that we're we're zooming in here somewhere.
13:24And I think maybe it's maybe it's this one right there. This teeny little dot.
13:30>> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] Boom. Yeah, that's right. You heard it here first, folks. I just nailed Nau.
13:42You're welcome. You're welcome.
13:46Yeah, we'll zoom way the [ __ ] back out.
13:48Belgium. I remember Belgium because of World War II history. because Belgium was a part of the whole invasion of France. Um, it's easy for me to remember that Belgium is the little piece right above France here.
14:00Zimbabwe, we down in Africa. Um, Zimbabwe never was too hard for me. Of course, now I'm going to [ __ ] it up.
14:08[snorts] Um Um, this one is Batswana. So, this one is Zimbabwe.
14:14So, it's the right hand center circle one above South Africa. I don't know if that helps you or not, but that's Zimbabwe. And they got cool [ __ ] in Zimbabwe. Like that.
14:26Is this fun, nerds? Y'all having fun, nerds? We have way less people in this one. We're going down in the chat or in the uh view count, but that's cool. We ain't stressed. This isn't going to be the stream for everybody. I'm having fun and we're learning things. I would rather spend my time my time learning things than not learning things. North Macedonia. I always think about um like again Rome Total War video game I used to play back in like the early 2000s maybe it's uh so Macedonia is like Greece area and I think of North Macedonia as like the north part of Greece because it's all Macedonia this
15:01whole region and um so North Macedonia is this little circle on top of Greece just sitting there being Macedon Vietnam hopefully you know where Vietnam is if you if you're American you don't know where Vietnam is get learned. It's on the coast here. It used to be South and North Vietnam until we gave up our little war over there. Germany, nice and easy. It's the one that's next to France and looks like France, but it's not France. This one right here where they're all [ __ ] up now.
15:35Loto down in Africa again. What country is Lysoto like inside of?
15:43What country is Loto inside of? Pop quiz. I know one guy in the chat has to know. I know we've got someone in the chat that knows because we know we he said he was from there if he's still here. Yeah, that's right. Bittersweet South Africa. There's two countries in Loto. There's Esatini and Loto. And Loto is the bottom one. And Eswatini is the tinier one is teeny. Teeny tiny Loto.
16:08And they got big ass waterfalls there too. Jamaica. Not in Africa, you freaking racists.
16:17That's over here. Island beneath Cuba.
16:19Jamaica. It gets its own island. Not to be confused with Haiti and Dominican Republic.
16:25East Timore. This one's hard, but the word east is a clue. What continent is east a part of?
16:38Not North America. It's not South America. It's not Africa. It's not Europe. It's kind of Asia. You might say Oceanania.
16:46East Timmore is this right here. It's the right hand.
16:50It's the east side of this little island right here with this little puzzle piece. This is East Timore.
16:56I don't know how you're going to remember that, but it is the east side of an island. Austria. Oo, this one I always [ __ ] up even though it should be really easy because there's Czechoslovakia and there's AustriaHungary, right? These are the ancient empires from Europe.
17:10Czechoslovakia and AustriaHungary. And I always [ __ ] up which one is on top of which, but I'm I'm so sure that Czechoslovakia is on top and AustriaHungary is on bottom. I'm so sure. It's a part of the old Austria like Hungarian Empire. Germany, all that [ __ ] AustriaHungary, so it's AustriaHungarian. So Austria is on the left and Hungary is on the right. And Czechoslovakian, so Czech Republic is on the left and Slovakia is on the right.
17:36And I'm [ __ ] I'm so sure that this one is Austria. Thank god. Okay. Was about to [ __ ] that one up on the on the first stream. Stom and Principe. This one sounds French, right? What continent is Stom and Principe next to? This one's tricky. This one's tricky.
17:57It's in Africa. Correct. Yes. Dallas, you nailed it. It's in Africa. And South and Principe are actually really easy to remember because they're the only island nation you need to remember that's in the little nook of Africa. Except on this version they have this other island here to [ __ ] your day up. It's these two over here. Stom in principe and the capital is Sat. Cool. Bellarus. Well, the roose part helps. It's part of old Russia. Mother Russia.
18:27Bellarus. Well, two names helps you remember it, dog, because there's two different islands. That's why it helps.
18:32Stom and Principe. Two islands in the little nook of Africa. Bellarus is down.
18:38No, sorry. Bellarus is up. Almost [ __ ] that one up. Bellarus is up here. Is the the the the bell of the roose. It's next to the Russia and it's not Ukraine. And you damn well better know what Ukraine is.
18:51Yeah. Doesn't it make Earth is beautiful. You're right. And doesn't it make you think about how [ __ ] big this place is and how little your hometown is?
19:01Kuwait. All right. Kuwait's important.
19:03If you're a American citizen, you should know about our war in Kuwait when Saddam Hussein and Iraq invaded poor little Kuwait and then HW Bush came in and desert stormed his ass. Yeah, Kuwait is this little tiny oil rich nation down here right on the Gulf.
19:20And they got a lot of power these days.
19:23They used to have a seat on the border of Black Rockck, by the way, but Saudi Arabia took that seat. Costa Rica, for me, that's easy because I've traveled a fair bit in Central America. Costa Rica is not Panama. It's right above Panama.
19:35It's the not Panama one and it uh is one of the most developed of all of the Central American nations.
19:41Um because it's the most Americanized.
19:47India, we all know where India be. If you don't, lucky you. Albania. This one's tricky.
19:56This one's tricky for me. It's this one, Slovenia. and this one um Serbia and this one Albania that I always confuse them back and forth for whatever reason. Learning the Balkans. I think this is called the Balkans. I think I'm not that smart. Um to be clear, I'm going to expose how not smart I am if I keep playing this game.
20:23But um this one is Albania and I don't I so I remember it because um this one up here, Slovenia. It's like the Slavvenly bottom, the slums of Europe, the slovenly little bottom of Europe.
20:37Slovenia. Albania, I don't know. It's on the coast. And then Serbia, I don't know. It sounds more Russian to me. It's closer to Russia, maybe Czech Republic. Okay, we already got our mimmonic for Czech Republic. Czecho Slovakia. So this one is Czech Republic.
20:58Prague, capital of Czech Republic.
21:04Hap hapon do.
21:11I'm also going to say a lot of racist [ __ ] if we keep playing this game. By the way, >> [snorts] >> um, Surinam. I bet you don't even know what [ __ ] continent Surinam is in.
21:18It's tricky. It sounds like it's in Asia, but it's not.
21:25What what continent is Siri on? And bonus points if you can tell me what what one of its two left right neighbors is. It's in between two countries. No, it's not Africa. It's in between two countries that have names that are really similar that you'll remember together.
21:40South America. Bingo. See, it's hard.
21:42People don't know this [ __ ] This one's tricky. No one's ever heard of Surinom.
21:46Surinom is the middle of this trio up here. And if I remember correctly, it's French Guana and it's No, it's French Guinea and Guana. And so they have similar names, but Surinam is in the middle.
22:02Paramaribo. Never heard of it. Is the capital. Paramaribo.
22:08St. Vincent and the Grenardines. We got an island, baby. And I think I've got this one. I think I've got this one.
22:13Even with the hard islands turned on.
22:16Anyone know which island group St.
22:18Vincent and the Grenardines is in.
22:21It ain't easy. It is right up here in the island chains of the Caribbean. And St. Vincent and the Grenardines, I remember because Granada is down here at the bottom. Granada is the second one up. And Saint Vincent and the Grenardines has the word Granada kind of in it. Oh, sorry. Actually, I'm wrong.
22:42Granada is the bottom one. And St.
22:46Vincent and the Grenardines is this little cluster right here. I'm pretty [ __ ] sure. Yeah, got it. Boom. What's up? What's up? Little St. James is up higher. Little St. James is up in the Bahamas where our boy Jeffreey's hanging out.
23:02Look at us. We learning things. Yeah, we'll we'll uh get all kinds of little mimmonics for this that don't make any [ __ ] sense. It was so much easier in this version where I had little circles around all my countries. so much easier, but it helped me learn. So, [snorts] um, Kosovo is over in the Balkans as well.
23:24And I don't know how I remember Kosovo, but Kosovo is the little circular kind of thing above northern Macedonia, right? It's not this one. This one is Montenegro. This one is Kosovo. Bingo.
23:38Ecuador. It's on the equator. It's just Spanish for equator. because the Spanish ain't very [ __ ] creative once they've already named 500 different countries.
23:46So Ecuador is the one over here by Peru on the equator, which doesn't really help when there's no equator line, but you know what I mean. Haiti, poor little Haiti. Haiti is the lefth hand side of the double island right next to Cuba.
23:59This one's Haiti. And if you didn't know about Hillary Clinton's activities in Haiti, you should look up Hillary Clinton Haiti human trafficking.
24:09See what you find. Denmark. I always remember Denmark as the one that is like the Netherlands, but it's not because it's up here. It's this little sticker outer. This is the Netherlands and Belgium. And for some reason, my mind has Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium all kind of lumped together. And Denmark is this one that sticks up. And one of these guys has like a a monopoly on the machines that help make chips. It's like a single piece of the supply chain for chips. And there's like one company in one of these countries. And it's the only one that got the alien technology that let us make [ __ ] chips is my
24:45conspiracy theory about it. But I forget which one which country it's in. Egypt.
24:50Easy. If you don't know where Egypt is, you [ __ ] Trinidad and Tobago. I bet you've heard of Trinidad and Tobago, but I bet you have no [ __ ] clue where it is. 10 points to whoever can tell me what continent Trinidad and Tobago is a part of or like attached to. Kind of kind of near Haiti. It's not Africa. You'd think it was Africa, but it's not. Yeah. It's in the Caribbean. It's off of Venezuela.
25:15Yeah. And it's right right on Venezuela.
25:17It's this big one right here. Big one and little one. So, this is Trinidad. I don't know which one is which actually because I'm just playing games and not actually learning real geography, but that's what it is. And [ __ ] they named their capital Port of Spain. Nice.
25:32Okay. United Arab Emirates. This one's important. Dubai is in United Arab Emirates. They're a very powerful rising Arab nation in the Gulf. And we should all know where they are. If you don't know where UAE is, they're the big triangle up here above Oman beneath Qatar next to Saudi Arabia and Dubai be in here. And they are [ __ ] Sudan up right now hard. Um they're smuggling all kinds of gold out of Sudan. They're funding all these warlords that are killing all these Christians in Sudan doing genocides and [ __ ] And UAE is just smuggling all their gold in, melting it down, and then selling it on
26:05the open markets and getting super [ __ ] rich off of genocide. It's dark and they got Dubai, but Abu Dhabi is their capital and they rich as hell.
26:18Armenia, if you don't know about the Armenian genocide, it's some [ __ ] up [ __ ] And Armenia is here in whatever this region is called in between uh the Caspian and the the Red Sea. Am I [ __ ] I think it's between the Caspian and the Red. I think it's Caspian on the right and Red on the left.
26:41Right.
26:42Uh, Black Sea is maybe the one above the Red Sea, I think, because the Black Sea is the one with all the salt, if I'm getting that right.
26:53I might be wrong about that.
26:56Um, but Armenia.
26:59So, I don't know if y'all have ever played Splintercell, the Tom Clancy video game, but it was like Splintercell 2 or something back in my day where this was like the site for it and there was like terrorists in Tlisi in Georgia and Aeraijan and you had to go and [ __ ] kill the terrorists and Splinter Cell was super [ __ ] hard. Um, and so I know about Georgia and Aaraijan because of that video game.
27:26Sorry if you haven't played it. And so Georgia or Georgia is the one on top and Aaraijan is the one on the right. And Armenia is the one that like it's an arm that reaches into the other nations.
27:36Armenia is the arm that reaches into Aaraijan right here. So it's this one.
27:42And there's this [ __ ] genocide where there was some juice involved. Um near Florida. [laughter] Where is Lebanon? Lebanon's right here in the Middle East and you should know where it is. Um, is Lebanon up, down, left, or right of Israel? Which one is it? Which one is Lebanon, guys? I hope you know it. I hope you know it. It's not Jordan. Not Jordan right here.
28:06Jordan's the one with the funky shapes that France cut up. It's not Syria.
28:11Syria is the one where we keep on overthrowing the [ __ ] people we don't like. Yeah, it's up. Correct. It's this little one where the Lebanese are hanging out.
28:19I had a Lebanese friend that was [ __ ] super good at skateboarding in high school and I had no context on what his heritage meant at all. And he was like looked white and so I was like I didn't even get it. I had no [ __ ] clue. I wasn't very smart when I was a kid. I'm not very smart now, but I wasn't very smart when I was a kid. South Sudan, easy if you know where Sudan is. They're just split in two. I don't know why. I don't know that [ __ ] Aarbaian, I already told you. Armenia reaches into Aaraijan right there.
28:49Nicaragua. I know Nicaragua because I traveled a bunch in Guatemala.
28:54I'm gonna have to speed up or else I'm going to run out of time here. So, little uh Central American history uh geog geography lesson. Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, and Honduras is all [ __ ] up. And Nicaragua is where the Contras were back in the 80s, the 70s and 80s. And oh boy, is there a lot of [ __ ] conspiracy theory history to learn about Nicaragua.
29:16Managua, Nicaragua, Komaros. Uh, Komaros is an island and it's a tough one. And it's over here. We have three different nations, left, top, and right. And I think that Comaros is on the right.
29:34We already learned that the Sey Shells is the top one. I'm pretty sure Komaos is this one. [ __ ] It's the one on the left. Oh no. Oh no. Rayun I haven't learned about. See there's other island nations that apparently aren't what I was told. This is so this is a different nation that and I don't know about Rayun. So we'll remember that. Comos is over here in between Madagascar and Africa.
30:00Benin. Oh my favorite one. I gave this example earlier. I got a [ __ ] I've got a pneummonic for you.
30:09Excuse me.
30:11Um, so right here next to the curve of Africa, there's these two little slices of pie right here. Um, Togo and Benon.
30:21And Ghana is right next to them. If you wanted to know where Ghana was. And I remember the three of them because if you to go somewhere, then after that you've been in the place. So you got to go like you want to go. You gonna go somewhere and then you have been in the place.
30:42Croatia. Um, I remember Croatia because I had a friend that visited there when I was younger and it's eating Bosnia and Herzgoia. Croatia is eating this [ __ ] so hard. It's this one that's like a mouth going chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp.
30:56And Croatia has some [ __ ] beautiful beaches, dog. Um, life goal, get a hot girlfriend, go to Croatia, hang out on the beach.
31:06Bingo. Yeah, they got all these cool [ __ ] towns like this cool place.
31:10Zagreb, capital of Croatia.
31:13Niger [music] with one G.
31:18Anyone know where Niger is?
31:21Niger is above Nigeria if that helps. Okay. and Nigeria be this one and Niger be this one right in the middle up here next to Chad because Chad is a Niger.
31:38Does that help? Is that PC?
31:41I bet you're going to remember it now. I bet you're going to [ __ ] remember it now. I'm just saying. I am just saying Molly and Chad are both on the African continent. Gotcha.
31:57>> [clears throat] >> Yeah, correct. So, Finland has an easy easy way to remember it. You have Norway, Sweden, and Finland up here. And Norway is the northernmost one. It's the one that is on top of the others is Norway, [music] which is on the left. And Sweden is in the sweet spot right in the middle.
32:13Okay.
32:15And Finland is the fin that sticks out into Russia. Norway, Sweden, Finland.
32:23Yeah.
32:24Jordan, Middle East, right here, the funky shaped one, right next to our [ __ ] problem child. Um, and the king of Jordan is super cool, apparently.
32:35And they got [snorts and clears throat] some [ __ ] crazy temples and [ __ ] some crazy history going on. St. Kits and Nevice.
32:42We're going back over to the Caribbean.
32:45And I'm pretty [ __ ] sure we're going to the top of the island chain right here that ends in um the one that's in the US, Costa Rica. And I'm pretty [ __ ] sure that St. Kits and Nevice is on the left and Antigua and Barbuda is on the right.
33:04And this one is St. Kits and Nevice.
33:07Nailed it. Boom. Suck it. What's up, dude?
33:14What do you know about these islands?
33:16Portugal. Portugal is inside of Spain.
33:20Ancient colonial power. A lot of cool history to learn about that. And apparently they have dank food. I've never been, but they got good photos. Check out that photo. Yeah, dog. Brunai. I bet you don't even know what continent Brunai is a part of.
33:37But I always remember it because it's like a little eye inside of this other country.
33:43Great surf where? Great surf in Costa Rica.
33:47Yeah, Malaysia. Yeah, you got it.
33:49Purple. Purple pine knows some [ __ ] Or they've got Google open. Yeah, Brunai is over here. Brunai is this little eyeball. Uhoh. It's more complicated looking in this one than it is in my other one. It's this one, but I don't know if it's also this one. It probably is. Yeah, it's the whole thing. Cool.
34:08Turkey. Important one. You've heard of it. Hopefully, you know what it is. It's the giant big one right here that connects the Balkans and Europe over to the Middle East. Turkey is very significant. Very significant. You know the song about Constantinople? Istanbul was Constantinople.
34:24That one. Yeah. If my if me singing that doesn't help you remember it. I don't know what will. But that is a song about Constantinople, which is right at this gap right here. Unless I'm [ __ ] Um, and that's Turkey right here. And Turkey has both sides of that gap.
34:40Serbia. This is one of the ones I was talking about earlier. Hard to remember.
34:44It's this one, this one, and this one.
34:46Albania. Uh, uh, uh, Slovenia and Serbia that I get confused. And Serbia sounds like it's more Russian to me. I don't know. So, it's closer to Russia. Libya.
34:57[ __ ] There's so much to learn about Gaddafi and Hillary and [ __ ] the Green Book and all this [ __ ] Libya is this one right next to Egypt. I actually did a school project back in like it would have been probably first or second grade about Libya. And holy [ __ ] I had no idea where life would take me and how much I would learn about Libya back in the day, dude. And how Gaddafi I wish, dude, how based would it have been if little like first gradian had been like Hillary Clinton's going to overthrow Gaddafi. Gaddafi is trying to stop the central bankers. Gaddafi is going on the gold standard. He's going to get [ __ ]
35:32up by the new world order. That would have been [ __ ] priceless. But I was not based. Not a based nine-year-old or whatever. I was triple E like Sam Trip. Sam Tripoli hanging out with Gaddafi. Poland. Poland is up here and I remember it because it's where the Holocaust happened.
35:51Obviously Panama over in Costa Rica. Panama.
35:56Panama Canal. If that doesn't help you, I don't know what will. Panama is the one that connects Central America to South America. Right there.
36:05I've only got five minutes before I'm supposed to be on a call. Guys, Tajjikiststan, the stands are pretty hard, not going to lie. Um, I'm just going to tell you how I remember them.
36:15Kazakhstan is the giant one on top because that's what Borat is from. And Borat's a [ __ ] Jewish uh sabotur um that made propaganda about uh Kazakhstan in Kazakhstan. Borat will lie to you.
36:27Um, uh, Turk Menistan is the one that's closest to Turkey, which is over here.
36:34So, Turk Menistan is this one that is the furthest over to the left.
36:37Usbekistsan is like an Uzi, and it's above Turk Menistan. I don't know why, but this one's like an Uzi. It's got this [ __ ] crazy trigger shape over here. This one is um Kurdistan because [ __ ] Tommy um man, my brain is going all over the place. Uh Tommy, the best rock climber in the [ __ ] world. How do I not remember his name? The dude who chopped his finger off. He went on a crazy excursion over here. Tommy Caldwell. Um best rock climber in the [ __ ] world. He went on a crazy excursion over here and they got captured by [ __ ] rebels and they got taken hostage and like rolled through this [ __ ] um Kyrgystan. Thank you.
37:20Not Kurdistan. Kystan, my bad. Um Kurdistan is actually a stateless people. Kystan is this one. And he got like rolled up with these rebels and he [ __ ] pushed his captor off the cliff and then they escaped and it was like [ __ ] hardcore big rock climber history. And then Tajikhstan is the tiniest little Turkey in the middle. And then you have um Afghanistan and Pakistan. So Tajikistan is the little the little [ __ ] right here.
37:47Peru back in South America. Peru is this one over on the side. Tons of crazy [ __ ] megalithic architecture in Peru to look into. See right there. Machu Picchu.
37:58Guana. Guana is one of our two here that have similar names. There's the French one which is smaller cuz [ __ ] them. And then there's Guana which is the bigger one. It's French Giani I think or French Gana. It's French Gana and Guana.
38:14They're not spelled exactly the same.
38:16Cambodia over by Laos and Vietnam. And if you know your history of Vietnam and the CIA paramilitary operations during Vietnam, you would know about Cambodia there. Or if you know about Ankor Watt and the [ __ ] ancient ancient history conspiracies, then you would also know Somalia. Somali pirates. Somalia is the seahorse. I don't know what else to tell you. Somalia is the seahorse.
38:43All right, I think we got one or two more. Lithuania. We already remember. We already learned this one, right?
38:47Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia. And we got it wrong while I was [ __ ] telling you the right [ __ ] That's Lithuania.
38:53Bkina Faso. Which continent is Burkina Faso on?
39:00Yeah, correct. Before you even say it, I know you're gonna say it. I know you got this. Burkina Faso is in Africa.
39:05Correct, Nicole. Um, and Bkina Faso I always remember because Oh, [ __ ] I'm gonna forget it now. Oh boy. Bkina Faso.
39:15[ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh no. It's um this one is Is this one Bina Faso?
39:25I'm 90% sure that this one is Bkina Faso.
39:31Algeria.
39:32This one is Bkina Faso. This one. Oh, [ __ ] This one is Bkina Faso. [ __ ] Ghana. This one is totally Bkina Faso. It's this weird lumpy thing on top of Ghana and Benin and Togo and Benin. I swear to God, this one is Bkina Faso. I swear to [ __ ] god. Okay, got it. Whoa. That's crazy. I don't know what the [ __ ] this is, but that's crazy.
39:56Brazil. Easy.
40:00Mongoria.
40:02We're going to speed round. I'm going to [ __ ] speed through this [ __ ] now cuz I'm out of time. I got to go. I got to go. Chile. Chile.
40:11Ukraine.
40:15San Marino. Ooh. It's inside of Italy and it's [ __ ] tiny.
40:21Duvalu. [ __ ] we're so [ __ ] Uh, Touvalu is uh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Uh, it's somewhere in here. We're going to guess it's this little thing.
40:32[ __ ] me. Come on. [ __ ] Damn it.
40:38I clicked on Kiriati. Tou's over there.
40:41Okay, cool. Bosian Herziggovenia.
40:43Bosnian Herziggovenia is getting eaten by Croatia.
40:47Eritraa. I always confuse these two. I'm pretty sure that I always confuse this one with this one. Got it. Ivory Coast where [ __ ] Jeffrey Epste was selling weapons. A Central African Republic is uh DCR. It's this one. This one is the Congo.
41:06Okay. Laos where they [ __ ] grew heroin to sell to Vietnam. Luxembourg. I swear to God it's this one. I always get this confused with Likenstein.
41:18Tanzania.
41:20Tanzania is um I swear it's this one.
41:23Mosamb beek. Tanzania.
41:26Honduras. Gotcha.
41:30Um Madagascar. Easy. Cool. We're going to get this done. I'm only going to be like two minutes late for my meeting.
41:35Uganda and Rwanda. Rwanda and genocide.
41:38Rwanda's the little one. Uganda's the big one. And then uh the one here is called something like like beneath or under or Bundi is what it is cuz it sounds like it's under Papua Nugini. It's over here. Uh pretty sure it's this one.
41:56Tunisia. This cool looking one up here on the med.
42:01Cool photo. Philippines.
42:04Sorry guys, I just got to go fast. I got [ __ ] to do. Philippines. Oh, please.
42:08It's [ __ ] this one.
42:11Tonga.
42:12Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Okay. Tonga Nev. Okay.
42:16Okay. This is my [ __ ] time to shine.
42:18This is my [ __ ] time to shine. Let's [ __ ] go. Tonga. Yes, dude. Got it.
42:24Estonia over here. I have a mimmonic for Tonga that I'm not going to explain right now because it doesn't make any [ __ ] sense, but it worked. [music] Mexico.
42:35Dude, we're almost done. We're almost done. St. Lucia. Ooh, I got this one. I swear to God I got it. St. Lucia is like Lucy and she is [ __ ] this one right there. Boom. South Korea. Boom. South Korea. South Korea. South Korea. Boom.
42:48Come on. Come on. Come on. Boom. Okay.
42:50Boom. We missed five. What's up? Um, I got to [ __ ] go, guys. I got to go.
42:55But I hope you had fun. We're going to do more of this in the future. Um, and we'll actually like hang out and talk more.
43:01But I'm late. I'm late for my meeting.
43:03Peace.
43:04>> Conspiracy theories are entering a danger. [music] is the oxygen of the democracy.
43:10>> There's so much evidence out there that even if less than 1% is true, that will be enough to collapse the current paradigm and change the whole planet.
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