0:01It was very interesting that he said his one time in Israel he played against the head of MSAD. That was that was enlightening for me to >> Even more interesting he said that he took the one free day he had and he went to the the whailing wall.
0:12>> Have you ever been there?
0:13>> No.
0:14>> Why not?
0:15>> Why haven't I been to the whailing wall?
0:17>> You're Jewish. You're supposed to go.
0:18>> No, I'm German.
0:20>> Yeah.
0:21>> You look like a skateboarder. You look like the guy that Conor McGregor was insulting for looking like a 40-year-old retired skateboard.
0:26>> That means you can't pin pinpoint me. I can >> no guess my ethnicity. I'll even There's like 10% in there that I don't even know what.
0:35>> Well, I was just going to say white.
0:37You're asking me to guess what type of white cuz you're clearly just white.
0:42>> But emanating from where? Give you a hint. I I don't think I really had any family whatsoever in the tree here before the year 1900 or maybe like 1890 >> in America.
0:53>> Yeah, in America.
0:56I'm I'm a >> spawn of immigrants.
0:58>> I would have said Italian, but obviously that doesn't seem likely after that.
1:03>> Well, you know, the Italian face didn't happen for sure, but I got the I got the half Italian, half Irish.
1:09>> So, I was right.
1:11>> Yeah.
1:11>> I was actually about to say Irish after that guess.
1:13>> Yeah, I got the Irish looks.
1:15>> Yeah. So, what do you mean I can't pinpoint you? I just did it perfectly.
1:18>> Yeah, but you didn't before. I had to give you a bunch of hints.
1:20>> A bunch of hints like what? a bunch of hints that actually made >> you shouldn't have to give someone who has a >> I didn't ask you for any hints. You started giving me hints that actually started confusing >> because you were way off.
1:30>> I was way off. You said Italian.
1:32>> No, that was before.
1:34>> What did I say before? White.
1:37>> Before that, even.
1:38>> And what did I say then?
1:40>> Skateboarder.
1:41>> You look like one. I didn't say you were one.
1:43>> I said you look like the guy that Conor McGregor insulted.
1:46>> Which guy was that? He's >> him up. Look up 40-year-old retired skateboarder. 40-year-old retired skate.
1:51Is this Tony Hawk?
1:52>> No.
1:53>> No. You know Tony Hawk, right?
1:55>> Yeah, I met him.
1:56>> How's he? Nice guy.
1:58>> Nice guy.
1:58>> Yeah, >> this guy.
2:00>> Doesn't you don't you look kind of like him?
2:02>> Yeah, I could see it. That's a first. I don't know who it is, but yeah, I could see that for sure.
2:06>> I believe that's your Faber.
2:07>> Yeah, I like fitted hats though. UFC.
2:09That's the difference.
2:11>> Unless I'm wearing a forward If I'm wearing a forward hat, I won't wear a fitted sometime. I like fitted hats.
2:16>> Yeah.
2:16>> Yeah. But you know that you look exactly like him, right? I think I look similar.
2:20Yeah, I think that's a good point.
2:21>> You look a lot more like him than I look like Epstein.
2:25>> I don't know about that.
2:26>> I don't even think I look like Epstein.
2:28Is it >> You never thought it even So when you were talking, >> I want to do like a Jewish trick in Sergeant saying anti-Semitic, anti-Semitic. I'm [laughter] >> I'm being attacked on the train. Police, police, police.
2:40>> Who is this guy?
2:42>> He's a UFC. Uh I don't know if he was a champ. I think he might have been a champ, >> right?
2:49So, you really think Palm Beach Pet is Epstein?
2:52>> Yeah, I think so. I think it's likely.
2:55>> It's a great trick he's doing.
2:57>> How How are the teeth looking with him?
2:59>> Oh, I thought you said I had something on my mouth.
3:00>> No, no, you're good. You're clean. You got a lot of Lysol. You're clean, but like his You ever seen people break down like his teeth and Epstein's teeth?
3:08>> Yeah. I don't really think that means anything. I did see a video where they say they look similar, but to me that's almost irrelevant because an operation that big where Epstein is coming back is like a a planted meme. You'd think that he would consider making the teeth look different if he thought that was an important factor.
3:23>> All right, so this is just me, but like if I went, let's say I were Jeffrey Epstein back in the year 2019 and I had to go get like a face transplant, you know, we're going to fake my death and all that, I would definitely, not that I know how face transplant surgeries work.
3:38transplant. I don't think that's a thing.
3:39>> But like I hear it's a thing with the elites and you never know these days.
3:44But if I were going to do that >> schizophrenic so you believe anything you hear from like the crazy idiots you have on your show face transplant.
3:50>> Hold on a minute. What are you idiots?
3:52Because you think Palm Beach Peters Epstein which would require him to have had a face transplant. I'm just playing with your hypothetical. It's not the same face.
4:00>> What are you idiots? What are you talking about?
4:02>> No. Can we pull up a face transplant to implant what? The same face.
4:07What are you talking about?
4:08>> That's my point. I would have gone there and said, "Make me Asian. Make me something totally [ __ ] different."
4:13>> Yeah. I don't think a face transplant exists. You would have said, "Hey, uh, insert me into a video game."
4:20>> You never seen the movie Face Off? That was back in exactly the same. Why do you mean a face transplant? A face off?
4:26>> They're They're similar. They're not the same.
4:28>> They're identical.
4:29>> They're not identical.
4:30>> That's just Dude, that's just him when he's older. What's that photo from of Epstein? Like that's an older photo of him when it and when they claim he died the latest it could even be from is like 2019. That looks exactly like that guy but like years older which is exactly >> Have you ever seen Jeffrey Epstein's gums and teeth?
4:46>> No.
4:47>> I wouldn't recommend it but they're way different than on the top side. Yeah.
4:50Can we do Jeffrey Epstein smiling?
4:54>> Also the way that the eyes sit >> way softer on P.
4:59>> He's older. He's older.
5:02>> No, that's No, that's some pretty [ __ ] cool teeth.
5:05>> That's a meme. Those are memes.
5:07>> Type in Epstein Trump 1992.
5:12>> Did you ever meet Donald >> back in the day with Jeff? You never did >> back in the day?
5:18>> Yeah.
5:18>> Even if I was related to Epstein, like your joke is implying. How old do you think I am? I'm 19 years old.
5:24>> Yeah.
5:25>> 1992. You know, >> Yeah. You're born in ' 07. That's 15 years before I was even born, >> right? Well, this is before. Yeah. Yeah.
5:32Absolutely. They're a lot younger here.
5:34I don't know if I can see on the video.
5:36You can see him smiling. His teeth are very small and he's got like big gums.
5:40And >> unlike a face transplant, uh a teeth and reconstruction surgery on that actually, but it's very diff.
5:47>> And that's the truth, by the way. That's not just some crazy [ __ ] you heard from a schizophrenic guest you had on that thinks they're either being gangstaled because they were in the FBI, which they weren't.
5:56Who was that?
5:57>> I don't know. Probably like half of your guests.
5:59>> Half of my guests. They thought they were in the FBI.
6:01>> Yeah. And they think now they're being gangstaled.
6:04>> I don't think I've ever had anyone actually like accused that of happening.
6:09That's a first. You're the first guest to bring that up.
6:12>> What is What is gangstalking?
6:14>> What is What is That's just the production notes. It's like, do you have coffee? Do you have water? I didn't put Lysol on there.
6:21>> You had to You had to write that on a notepad to get you coffee and water.
6:25Yeah, it's it's like a little checklist just to make sure we got everything. Are the cameras turned on? Are they in right focus? No, they're not. All right, Danny, we're gonna have to go We have to go fix that because now he took out the We make that like F6.
6:37>> F6 >> or something. That's like a little close for people.
6:39>> Okay.
6:40>> Don't Don't implant your bugs in there.
6:42[laughter] >> Is he really going to turn this off?
6:45>> Hold on a second.
6:46>> Like I'm waiting for it to go black because he just did something to it.
6:52What's crazy is you walked through the door and you were the nicest guy and then you said, "Can I go take a shit?"
6:56And five minutes later, you walk out with Lysol with this like, you know, Kim Jong-un look thing.
7:01>> No, I wasn't. I was just peeing, but then I looked and I was like, "This guy has all these items that I want."
7:06>> That's right. So that if something happens, someone can spray it without being embarrassed. And now they can't.
7:10If one of your guys takes his [ __ ] and it like goes upper decker and all that, they got nothing to clean it up with.
7:15Thanks to you.
7:15>> I much prefer they [ __ ] all over your bathroom.
7:19[laughter] You think I prefer they make your bathroom smell good? If if I could convince them to do it, which I probably could, and you just gave me a great idea. Thank you.
7:29>> I thought you were a nice guy.
7:30>> You should apologize to the next guest show. I I hope >> I'll clean it up before they come.
7:35>> I'm going to have them [ __ ] on the floor in the bathroom. That's actually a great prank idea.
7:40>> So, like, did you just sit in your house one day and look for fashion influence and like pull up a bunch of pictures and land on Kim Jong-un and say, "You know what?
7:49Maybe not the hairstyle, but that's the look.
7:52>> No, you know, I just I had this suit.
7:55Um, and you know, I grew up in the projects.
7:58>> You grew up in the projects.
8:00>> I don't even know what the projects are.
8:01So, I can't really continue that.
8:02>> Okay. So, that was a lie.
8:03>> Yeah. Yeah. That line of lying isn't going to get very far cuz I don't even know where the projects are located or if the projects are just an idea of a poor place, which is that what it is.
8:12You would >> No, they're they're like a real place.
8:14>> You look like you you definitely don't know what the projects are. I did not grow up in the project. So, no, I do not know what that is.
8:20>> You didn't get better than me because I didn't grow up or what am I talking about? What were we talking about?
8:24>> I think I'm better than you.
8:25>> Yeah, you do.
8:26>> No, I don't. I invited you here after you asked to come on. I already got rid of that coffee.
8:32>> That's a wasted one.
8:33>> Yeah, it's already done. It's already It already has on it.
8:36>> It's hidden away. I put it in the compartment so you can't get it.
8:41>> Am I getting close? You You're getting a little too close to the board.
8:45>> And if you wet it, you got to buy it.
8:49>> What [clears throat] board? The Roadcaster.
8:50>> Yeah.
8:52>> I don't think that's a Roadcaster.
8:54>> That's a pretty penny.
8:55>> They're like 400 bucks. No, >> I don't remember what it is. Actually, we bought everything all at once last summer, me and Dave.
9:02>> You took out a loan?
9:04>> No, but they actually they IDed me at B&H. They pulled security in. They're like, "There's no way this [ __ ] guy is buying all >> You bought it at B&H."
9:12>> Yeah.
9:13>> You're a fool.
9:13>> Why am I a fool?
9:14>> You should have bought it from Amazon and then bought a bunch of broken ones or just found broken ones and then return them to Amazon.
9:21>> No, >> that's what I did.
9:22>> That's what you did.
9:23>> How do you think my production quality got so much better in the last two years from kind of shitty? That's the whole point.
9:30>> You should see how it was at the beginning. The cameras barely even out of focus.
9:34>> They were like 360 at the beginning.
9:35Yeah.
9:36>> Now they're 1080. That's good. Another 1080 at least.
9:39>> But don't go too far cuz that's like the shtick. The shtick is like it's like far away.
9:43>> Well, I'm not playing a character or doing a shtick. So, whatever you're doing, >> you're not playing a character.
9:46>> You think I'm playing a character?
9:48>> I think you're playing a character.
9:50>> No, I hope you're playing one or you're [ __ ] >> Why am I [ __ ] >> I'll leave it at that.
9:58>> You can't just say something like that and leave it at that if you're going to insult me. I can if he asks you the reason. The insult is is like uh so obvious to understand that it's like me continuing forward just makes it less funny. That's why. Did I have to explain that to you? Was that funny? I'll punish your guy over there >> with what? Lysaw.
10:17>> Ah, he was dirty. He needed it.
10:20>> Insulting you on a show that gets at least 100 viewers.
10:23>> At least 100. Yeah.
10:25>> Yeah.
10:26>> What are you What are you going to do with that plunger?
10:28>> I literally just had to use that the other day.
10:30>> That's not a plunger. That is a plunger.
10:32>> That's something on the floor I found in the bathroom next to the toilet.
10:35>> I'll tell you what. [snorts] >> Why don't you check out the bottom of that right there? See if >> I'm not going to touch the bottom. Do you think I touched the bottom when I brought it here?
10:45>> I think you might have.
10:46>> No.
10:48I like that [ __ ] on the floor idea when I go on somebody's show though.
10:52That was great. Do I have to credit you for that?
10:54>> No, you can credit the msad. That's what they do.
10:56>> You're the msad.
10:57>> I'm not the mad. But you're the guy who always is interviewing like the crazy schizophrenic people.
11:02>> Like who?
11:04>> I don't know. Can we pull up?
11:05>> I don't know. You get You get guests from me. So >> I get guests from you. What does that mean?
11:09>> It means people are on my show and then somehow they show up on Matan's show.
11:13>> You're saying you book me guests?
11:15>> I I'm saying, you know, you're looking at the guest list and you're booking them. I'm not booking them for you. We never talked about booking you a guest.
11:22>> So what what even are you implying? Did I see guests on your show? Just implying that maybe some of the same like people that you're implying are skitso you actually then selfishly bring on your show and claim they're not skitso.
11:32>> No. No. I'll bring them on my show and then think they're skitso and then make them real crazy.
11:36>> Make them real crazy.
11:38>> You're interacting with them like they're normal.
11:41>> They are normal cuz they're not skitso.
11:44>> Anyways, let's move on.
11:45>> You want to move on?
11:46>> Yeah, we're just talking.
11:47>> What are you moving on to [ __ ] shampoo now? Is that Yeah. Yeah. That's a purple heart that was given to me by a World War II veteran.
11:55>> What?
11:55>> And he's dead now. He just sprayed on it.
11:58>> Where's the purple heart?
11:59>> Right there. It's >> Is it purple because he's not working anymore? His heart?
12:03>> No, he earned it in Germany. Actually, >> fighting the Germans.
12:07>> That's right.
12:07>> Well, [ __ ] him then.
12:10Maybe that's a little far.
12:11>> I was going to say he's dead.
12:13>> Are you joking though? I feel like you're kidding.
12:15>> I'm not kidding. He died.
12:16>> Oh, really? He died fighting the Germans >> last year. No, he died earlier this year at age 101, I think.
12:22>> Why would he give you his purple heart?
12:24>> It's a It's not the actual one. It's >> okay. Well, now I don't care anymore.
12:28Give you a replica.
12:30>> You have like a a fake gold piece of [ __ ] right there.
12:33>> It smells good now. I'll give you that.
12:35>> I have also things from people who died.
12:37>> Who? Like what? [clears throat] >> Just like a couches that they left outside their house.
12:42>> Couch.
12:46Did they leave them there or is that where they lived?
12:50>> Well, they have no use for them. And when you leave a couch outside your house, the general idea is that somebody can come take it.
12:54>> Die on the couch outside.
12:56>> How would I know that? What are you talking about?
12:58>> I don't know. Maybe.
12:59>> How would I know something like that?
13:00>> If it's a friend, that happens sometimes. You know, you do a welcome.
13:03>> If it was a friend, I wouldn't have to get the couch from outside the house.
13:05I'd go in the house and take what's mine.
13:07>> So, you look for couches on the street.
13:09That's >> sometimes I'll come by them and if the couch looks nice and doesn't have that many bugs on it, I'll take it.
13:15>> Right. But what makes a couch look nice on the street? Like >> if it looks like I could maybe resell it.
13:20>> Resell it on Amazon.
13:23>> On Amazon?
13:24>> Yes.
13:25>> Don't you have to pass like certain standards there with like couches to actually be able to sell it? I feel like they don't want musty like street couches. No. That'll get you some bad reviews.
13:36>> Okay, so what?
13:39I saw a video where this guy explains he goes on Amazon.
13:42>> He sells somebody a camera.
13:45He doesn't have the camera. He then messages the guy who paid 6,000 bucks for a camera. He says, "The camera has been delayed. Sorry about that. You can either cancel the order or I'll give you a $500 gift card while we wait." He then gives him a $500 gift card. He delays it again past 60 days. He gets the money into his account. He's in a different country. He shuts the account down.
14:08$6,000 for 500 bucks.
14:10>> That's what you're trying to do.
14:11>> And the only guy who loses money is Amazon cuz the guy will get his money back from Amazon.
14:17>> So that guy just effectively stole six grand from Amazon. Five and a half.
14:20Really? Actually, >> did you hear what I just described? It's beyond morally okay. It's like It's like dancing great. I don't even know how dancing great.
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15:08>> Imagine the rush you would have after just fleecing Amazon for six grand.
15:12>> It's like you take it right out of Jeff Bezos mouth.
15:15>> Yeah. And he doesn't need it.
15:16>> He doesn't need it. You're right.
15:17>> No.
15:18>> Yeah. But he doesn't need cranes to get furniture into his house. I don't think he's getting street couches, though.
15:23>> Exactly.
15:24>> Yeah.
15:24>> Well, that's just because he he has so much money that he know Oh, wow. Look what happened to his shirt.
15:31>> Yeah, you ruined it.
15:33>> Yeah, I got >> it. It literally has [ __ ] stains on it.
15:35Damn. Pull that in. Look at that.
15:37>> This was a black shirt.
15:38>> Yeah. Can you get that?
15:39>> You sprayed Lysol on it >> and now it has [ __ ] stains on it. Like he pooped himself.
15:45>> Like zoom in. Zoom into that. Yeah. For me.
15:47>> Yeah. Grab that right there.
15:49>> Doesn't zoom in. No.
15:50>> Yeah. We're going to have to We'll figure it out. I'll go do that.
15:53>> I hope DeF knows the settings.
15:55[laughter] >> I feel bad now. I didn't mean to ruin your shirt. No, it's okay.
15:58>> It's fine. I'll get my dirty black shirt.
16:00>> So now he can get paid for being here today. Look at that. You solved the problem.
16:04>> You're going to buy him a new one.
16:05>> No, you just said you are. So he's getting paid.
16:07>> Did that really stain it like that?
16:09That's how that works.
16:10>> Yes. It's allpurpose cleaner. And sometimes the cleaner goes the other way.
16:14>> It's like a You know, >> it's Yeah.
16:17>> When it comes to cleaning, it's bisexual.
16:19>> [ __ ] himself away from me.
16:21>> Yeah. I just [ __ ] myself on my arm, you know.
16:24>> That's right.
16:24>> Yeah. You're an idiot.
16:25>> He's actually the editor. How do you even manage to do that, you weirdo?
16:28>> Yo, I don't know. I I I surprised myself.
16:31>> You're the editor who does other stuff besides editing, but only gets paid for editing.
16:35>> Sounds like a pretty bad job.
16:37>> I give him a lot of raises.
16:39>> How much do you pay him for editing?
16:40>> Don't worry about it.
16:41>> I'm worried about it. I'm actually very concerned.
16:43>> A lot of money.
16:44>> Get a new shirt.
16:45>> Yeah.
16:46>> Yeah. He's going to >> You're only getting a new shirt cuz I ruined yours.
16:49>> Does he look like he's missing any meals?
16:52>> No.
16:52>> That's right. You see how [ __ ] many fat homeless people there are?
16:55[laughter] >> Well, you got a really skinny crackhead homeless guy out there.
17:03>> Yeah, they're skinny ones, too. But I don't think the concern with homeless people is food. That's why whenever they ask for money for food, they're either lying and they want it for drugs or I just don't care because >> you just don't care. You just walk right by.
17:14>> You could go to 7-Eleven right now and get two donuts for $2 and a big gulp for 59, >> right? So, do you go >> what is that like 900 calories for $250?
17:22>> That's right.
17:23>> Okay. And then realistically, you could just keep refilling the big gulp.
17:26>> That's right. We're the first society, as far as I know, maybe someone out there can correct me, in human history where we have a problem with obesity in like the less money you have.
17:38>> Yeah. It's kind of crazy. You think that's the plan?
17:42>> Well, you were saying that is a is to represent that you pay him enough and now you've proven that you don't.
17:48But I know he eats premium foods. That's true.
17:50>> Where where's the most expensive food?
17:52It's like that healthy [ __ ] from Arowan, >> right? And that's what he eats a lot of.
17:56[laughter] >> Clearly, he's not eating that. Clearly, he's eating the cheap [ __ ] from McDonald's.
18:01>> No, he just he's got a big appetite, you know?
18:03>> True.
18:04>> He's just eating a ton of healthy food.
18:06>> Yeah, you have enough of those protein bars, bro. You could be [ __ ] for days and, you know, it still stays in your system.
18:14>> Does it look like he's eating protein bars?
18:16>> He eats a lot. Listen, he can he can throw around some weight.
18:19>> What did you buy him? What did you bring him? Dunkin Donuts.
18:23>> No, that's just coffee. There was no food product there.
18:26>> I'm sure.
18:26>> Yeah. Look, it's coffee that now has Lysol in it thanks to you.
18:30>> Anyways, we'll move on. I don't want to I don't like doing fat shaming on your producer.
18:34>> We'll move on. That's okay.
18:36>> I feel bad. I don't know him well enough to do this.
18:38>> And you're in a position of power over him and it's >> uncomfort enough to spray him with Lysol.
18:43>> Yes, sir.
18:44>> Well, I didn't know it was going to ruin his shirt. And by the way, it's even more uncomfortable cuz you're in a position of power over him. His entire livelihood depends on you. You is he going to confront you? He's going to tell you after the show like, "Hey man, I didn't really like that you made fat jokes about me on that show we did." No, he's going to pretend it's funny.
19:00[laughter] [laughter] >> Nah, Danny's a sweetheart.
19:11>> He can take it.
19:12>> Yeah. No, this is great.
19:13>> That's right. I feel so bad for this guy. He's he's he has produced two podcasts as a fill in. Steu Finer and you.
19:19>> You better [clears throat] start eating better though or you're going to have a purple heart. [laughter] >> I would be honored. I would be honored to have a purple heart, you know.
19:29>> Yeah. You're on the way there. You'll be there soon. [laughter] >> Like that.
19:33>> You'll be honored soon.
19:35>> So like that it could sit on Julian's desk and you know you can just like spray the liquid onto my purple heart.
19:40>> There will be so many people honoring you.
19:42>> Yeah. I'm sure there will be. I hope so.
19:44I hope so. Yeah, it's >> like, "Oh, that's that idiot that wanted the purple heart. Not even going to pay my respects."
19:49>> It's a good way to go out.
19:51>> No, it's not.
19:52>> It's maybe the worst way to go out.
19:54>> Why is it the worst way?
19:55>> Just a fat piece of [ __ ] dying of heart [laughter] problems.
20:00It's the worst, most egregious way to go out ever. [sighs] Completely pathetic.
20:06>> When did you know you were funny?
20:08>> I don't believe I'm that funny. I'm not laughing at anything. I'm Well, is that an insult?
20:12>> No. You're saying I'm funny or you're laughing. You're laughing at me or with me?
20:16>> I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you fast. That's a By the way, it's a sign of intelligence.
20:21>> Yeah. Well, I know, but I'm not laughing. So, you're not really laughing with me, right?
20:25>> Yeah. I'm laughing with the actions that you're taking. I'm not laughing at you for >> that. Kind of means laughing. Yeah. But you're laughing at me.
20:33>> Laughing at someone is laughing at them for existing in a way that they don't intend to exist.
20:37>> You're explaining it bad, but I get the general idea. So, whatever. I'm not going to pretend that you're explaining it. so bad to the point I don't understand. Whatever. I get it. You're not laughing at me. You're laughing at my mad me, but in a different way.
20:49Whatever.
20:49>> Right.
20:50>> Okay.
20:51>> So, you don't think you're funny?
20:54>> I'm uh I just don't view it that way.
20:57It's just not my concern.
20:59>> Was your dream to be a content creator making people laugh?
21:03>> Uh, no. It just kind of happened.
21:06>> I mean, if you look at like where I started >> Hong Kong.
21:09>> Well, that's true. But there was a big break after that and that certainly wasn't uh >> Do you actually know Bill Clinton?
21:16>> Do I know him? No, I've never met him actually.
21:18>> Then why'd you call him as rabbi in front of the international audience?
21:21>> I've done that uh going over that too many times to do it again. But I'm saying I mention I was referencing that when I said where it started, but you're right to correct me.
21:32You have it also written on >> on a mug. Yeah, >> on a mug. Why?
21:35>> I always write something on the mug before someone comes here. Whatever comes to mind. it.
21:39>> Huh?
21:40>> You erase it?
21:41>> Yeah. It comes right off. Don't even need Lysol. It's right in the sink. Been doing it since.
21:45>> Kind of like how they're trying to erase all of his good deeds from the history books.
21:48>> Oh, so you think Jeffrey Epstein did good deeds?
21:50>> Yes, he did.
21:51>> What What made him good?
21:52>> How many people >> cover in his mouth? He had trouble not laughing at that.
21:55>> No, I swear I'm just scratching my face.
21:57>> Uhhuh.
21:57>> I'm not laughing at that at all.
22:00>> You get a little Lysol in your face.
22:02>> No, but it's a little stuffy now in this room.
22:03>> A little stuffy in this room.
22:05>> How many people went to his island?
22:07>> How it's stuffy?
22:07>> Huh? The AC's on 65. I don't know how it's stuffy.
22:10>> Cuz I just sprayed cleaner all over the room.
22:12>> Well, you sprayed cleaner all over the room. And maybe you're also dressed like you're going to [ __ ] invade a country that has a temperature at zero.
22:19>> I would be interested in invading a country if I had the prospect to do it, especially if the guys were idiots and didn't know how to defend themselves.
22:27How can you get mad at somebody for invading somebody else?
22:32>> What's a good recent invasion that happened? Let's start there.
22:38That's actually a good point. I mean, have there been that many recently?
22:41>> I mean, there's there's been a few.
22:43>> I can only think of like two sort of one of them is not really an invasion. It's kind of just like a a mass killing.
22:49>> Yeah. Where that started with an invading.
22:52>> It's not really that recent though. I guess it depends what you mean.
22:55>> Pretty recent. I'm talking the last five, five, six, seven years.
22:59>> The a couple big ones.
23:00>> No, I'm talking about Israel.
23:02>> Yeah, I know. That's >> They haven't really been invading them recently. They've just been killing all of the Palestinians, >> right?
23:07>> Yeah. They already took over the land like 80 years ago. I guess the most recent thing that I'd call strictly an invasion would be kind of the Ukraine one. Not really.
23:16>> Yeah. Yeah. That's the other one.
23:17>> I don't like that one that much.
23:18>> It's still happening.
23:19>> Yeah. But nobody hears about it anymore.
23:21We've moved on.
23:22>> We've moved on. People are dying.
23:24>> I moved on.
23:24>> Their families can't move on.
23:26>> I don't want to hear about it anymore.
23:27>> Why don't you want to hear about it?
23:28>> I'm bored. I'm bored. I want to move.
23:30>> But you're bored of people dying on the streets.
23:32>> Too many of the same people die. You want to move on. You want somebody else.
23:35You want some other type of people to die.
23:37>> What types of people to die?
23:38>> Not Ukrainians because we already Oh, >> yeah. But they're still dying. You can't just like move on mentally and they stop dying. They're still dying.
23:45>> I've moved on mentally.
23:46>> You've moved on mentally?
23:47>> Yeah. I don't even think about it.
23:49>> You don't think about them at all? No.
23:50It's below your below your bar.
23:52>> I thought about them and then I was like, "Oh, is this going to end soon?"
23:55Then I was like, "Holy [ __ ] this isn't ending soon." And then Trump said he was going to end it in one day.
24:00>> And then it didn't end.
24:01>> No. And then it ended. It didn't.
24:03>> Yes, it did.
24:04>> Can we pull up casualties in the Ukraine Russia war >> over the past, I don't know, two, three months, something like that, Danny? It's very much still happening. People are dying.
24:14>> No. Trump ended the war.
24:15>> He did not end the war.
24:16>> He ended it what? On January probably 8th, 2025.
24:20>> January. No, no, no. He wasn't in office yet. That's [ __ ] >> Wasn't that when he got uh >> No.
24:25>> What was it?
24:26>> He got in office. It was like the 20th or 21st. One of those.
24:29>> So then he ended on that day.
24:30>> So he ended it. It just went away because he walked into office. He But they didn't even fight with Zilinsky yet in the Oval Office at that point.
24:37>> He's reading an article, right?
24:39>> Yeah. Now, that's what we do here. We got to make sure we have a good source.
24:42So, >> uh, let's see here.
24:44>> Just go back go back to Google, Danny, and type in Google AI. How many casualties have happened in Ukraine in the last three months?
24:51>> Ask to ask rock.
24:53>> Ask PBD to ask rock. How many casualties >> have the PBD podcast had in the last 6 months?
25:01>> How many what >> casualties have the PBD podcast?
25:04>> They've had at least one.
25:05>> Yeah.
25:06>> And I think that happened a couple times. So, two. How many casualties have been in the Ukraine war in the past 3 months? An estimated 100,000 to 110,000 total casualties, which is not just killed, it's also injured and stuff like that. But to you, this doesn't exist.
25:20It's not re like you just moved on.
25:23>> Yeah. But Russian military casualties, it says there's 100,000 of it.
25:27>> Yeah.
25:27>> Can't really call >> still people dying.
25:30>> Civilian 8,000. That five or eight 5,000.
25:34>> 5,000 verified.
25:35>> Yeah.
25:36>> Yeah.
25:37>> It's it's The war has been going on for so long that if I was to still be like, "Yeah, I want to get riled up about it."
25:43Those numbers would have to be switched.
25:45>> Have you thought about going over there to fight?
25:47>> To fight for who?
25:48>> I don't know. Pick a side. just fight for something I don't even give a [ __ ] about and die.
25:53>> Maybe not die if you're a good fighter.
25:55>> So my legacy can be giving an idiot like you a little fake medal to honor me.
25:59>> Well, he was alive when he gave it to me. He lived.
26:01>> Oh, okay.
26:02>> Yeah.
26:02>> So my legacy won't even get that far.
26:05>> No. Well, if you die, >> I'll be a complete idiot on the internet for like 3 weeks until people forget about me. There'll be like an article.
26:12This dumbass podcaster went to Russia and died fighting and he did nothing. He affected nothing. wouldn't affect anything. I feel like that might make a little ripple.
26:22>> It' make a ripple among what?
26:25>> I don't know. The butterfly effect of life.
26:27>> No, I don't think so. I don't think I'll have that. Uh, >> no. You don't think you don't think Putin would be moved that Maton the podcaster died?
26:34>> I don't think he'd even hear about it.
26:36>> I think he'd hear about it.
26:37>> He may hear about it and if he does, he'll probably just laugh and be like, "What an idiot."
26:41>> Yeah.
26:42>> What a waste of his life.
26:44>> He might do that. You might You might be right about that. But you just forgot it. Even though the war is still happening, you're just >> Are you constantly thinking about like wars that have been going on for half a decade now?
26:55>> Yeah.
26:56>> All right. Well, I >> admit I do.
26:58>> I don't. And not cuz I don't care about civilians dying. Obviously, >> you said you don't care. You move on. I believe your exact words were I don't I stop caring.
27:07>> I stop like I check out. I mean, you know what I mean?
27:09>> You check out.
27:11>> I'm still sad. I guess that civilians are dying, but I'm going to be concerned every second. I'll be crazy all day. all time.
27:17>> Yeah. Yeah. Every second's excessive. I I I agree with that.
27:19>> Somebody's dying every second.
27:21>> Yeah. Now, do do you use substances to help you check out or do you just >> No, I've actually never been intoxicated.
27:27>> Never.
27:28>> I'm not joking on you.
27:28>> You never had any alcohol?
27:30>> Never had any alcohol.
27:31>> What made you not do that?
27:33>> Okay. Well, for one, I'm 19.
27:35>> I mean, that never stopped anyone before.
27:37>> Yeah. Well, I was going to say I guess that's a a contributing factor cuz it's not like uh it's a little harder to get at like 13 than it is at 18. What's the drinking age in Israel? Can we check that out?
27:49>> It's probably like seven.
27:52>> Seven for Arabs, 21 for Jews.
27:56>> Uh-huh.
27:57>> No, it's actually 18 >> across the board.
27:59>> Across the board, it looks like >> shocker.
28:02>> Yeah. So, you you're of age there. So, when you go visit HQ, you don't tie one back. It would be a more uh grueling process to go fly to Israel to have a beer than I could just probably steal one from.
28:14>> Yeah, but when they call you back for like a meeting or you know like to go through intelligence and stuff like you already got to be there when in Rome or Tel Aviv, >> right? We're doing the stupid whatever.
28:25>> You think it's stupid?
28:27Stupid enough to throw the Is that conditioner?
28:30>> Yeah.
28:30>> You tell me.
28:32>> I don't know. Yeah, it is conditioner.
28:34>> No, but no, I've never been intoxicated.
28:36This it's it's got Oh, no. That's Lysol.
28:38>> I'm very uh very anti uh weed.
28:44>> Very What made you anti-weed?
28:46>> Then it makes all these people bums. I'm pro other people smoking weed.
28:51>> Why other people but not you?
28:54>> Because I don't want to be a senseless bum.
28:57>> Right. So why are you okay with other people doing that if they become senseless bums?
29:02>> Because it makes it easier to manipulate them. Also, can you stop ripping apart my my microphone?
29:07>> No, I cannot.
29:08>> Why?
29:09>> Because it's fun and I've had to start asking the question.
29:14So, >> yeah.
29:16>> Oh, that's what happens. We flip it around on you >> or you just weren't prepared >> cuz we only did one.
29:23>> There's no way to prepare for you. It's just not, you know, it's a hurricane. I mean, your hair looks like a hurricane.
29:31You're on brand the whole way.
29:34Yeah, that's that's not >> I'm kind of using it like a >> What kind of autism is this? Like >> no, I I am not autistic. That's actually a big insult. I think those people are either dumb or or evil.
29:47>> You think aists are dumb? You think Elon Musk is dumb?
29:52>> In some ways, definitely. Yes. Maybe like socially, but like IQ-wise, I feel like he's kind of >> I mean, but like socially he has the >> social intelligence of maybe a slightly dumb African gray parrot.
30:09>> African gray parrot. From I you know what? From a social intelligence standpoint, you might be cooking there.
30:15>> Okay, so that's my point. So whenever people ask me because they always say they think like I'm autistic or whatever, that actually is where I get offended. You get offended by that.
30:24>> I'm pretty I don't like that. Yeah, >> it's a pretty big compliment.
30:27>> That I'm autistic.
30:28>> Yeah.
30:29>> What?
30:30>> Sign of high intelligence. Maybe that gray parrot for like social intelligence, but you seem to be doing okay there.
30:35>> I don't I don't know if autistic people on average are higher intelligence.
30:40>> Depends on where depends where they are on the spectrum.
30:45>> Jamie, can you look that up?
30:46>> Jamie.
30:47>> Jamie. Jamie. Yeah.
30:48>> His name is Danny.
30:49>> Yeah, you're close.
30:50>> And actually, if you listen Am I looking?
30:54>> Are autistic people smarter?
30:56>> Am I looking this up?
30:57>> Yes, you're going to look that up.
30:58>> Are autistic people smarter? And what's their fascination with ripping apart small bugs when they are children?
31:07>> Right.
31:08>> Ripping apart small bugs.
31:10>> Yes.
31:11>> You ripped apart my microphone.
31:14>> Yeah, but this isn't a living being.
31:16>> What if it is? And we just haven't gotten to that higher power of consciousness yet.
31:20>> Okay. Well, then that wouldn't reflect anything on me cuz I didn't know it. You dumb idiot.
31:23>> Didn't know it at the time.
31:24>> [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] >> Autism does not dictate a person's intelligence. Autistic people display the full spectrum of cognity.
31:33>> So, it depends where that's why I said it depends where you are on the spectrum.
31:35>> All right. What's the part about the small bugs? Go down.
31:39>> Yeah, sure.
31:40>> Okay.
31:40>> This is this is the end of the page.
31:42>> The behavior is not meant to be malicious or cruel. For many, it is simply a hyperfocus. It just has to say that it's definitely meant to be malicious and cruel.
31:50>> You think so?
31:51>> Like, look how powerful I am. Look at all the organs in this small worm and this rat that I ripped apart.
31:57>> Maybe >> I'm, by the way, a fouryear-old. I should be sent to a room for the rest of my life.
32:04>> Ever. Have you ever killed something living?
32:06>> Small bugs. When I was a kid, I used to rip them apart.
32:09>> I used to show them to people. I'd say, "Look how powerful I am. This is the sign of a normal person, not an upand cominging serial killer and rapist, >> right? I I wasn't accusing you of that though.
32:20>> I'm accusing that of the people who do this to bugs.
32:22>> But you just said you did that.
32:23>> Well, that was a joke. You [ __ ] idiot. Maybe you're artistic or [laughter] something.
32:28>> Might have been nicked. You never know.
32:30Feel like a lot of us get nicked these days.
32:33What What are you reading?
32:36Autistic individuals can enter a state of deep focus when studying intricate smallcale details. You see, that's exactly what I mean.
32:44>> They're trying to like figure out why the bug is like that, >> right?
32:49>> Why do we need to know that? We already know. They need to know that >> if you know what small life looks like, maybe it can affect large life in the future. I don't know. I didn't rip apart bugs when I was >> Go look uh if I don't know if you can find it. I don't know what the year was, but if there's like videos of Jeffrey Dawnmer and Charles Manson, etc., etc., like talking, I'm sure you would not come to the conclusion that they weren't autistic.
33:16>> That wouldn't be an out though to do what they did. That's a That's not That's >> why I'm saying autistic people are evil.
33:23>> Do you think it stops you think they're evil?
33:25>> You think it stops at small bugs? Did you not get where I was going with that?
33:28I mean, I see where you're going now, but that's like a really dark thought.
33:31Matan, >> what do you think is like uh the common association with people who kill animals when they're young? It's obviously that they're much more likely to become serial killers. And if even Google will try to make it sound all nice and say that autistic people are hyperfocused and want to kill small bugs and reap them apart, then there you go.
33:52>> Have you ever talked with a serial killer?
33:54>> Uh, probably not that I would know of.
33:56Right.
33:57>> Right. Well, I don't know if you like visit a prison and do the whole psychological thing. Feel like you'd be into that.
34:02>> No, that seems like a waste of time. I don't think we should do prison systems.
34:05I think if somebody gets a long enough sentence, regardless of what they did, we should just kill them and save some money and not do it in a way that's nice because that's way too much money to do the electric chair, >> right?
34:16>> I think we should just hang them.
34:17>> Just quick little >> Yeah.
34:21Or just like hire one really, really strong fighter who can just snap them.
34:27like that.
34:28>> Yeah, I feel like he cost money. That would cost, you know, that would cost some money.
34:32>> It would cost some money, but it would be probably less money to pay that guy per year than it would to do one electric chair.
34:38>> Yeah.
34:39>> What is he doing now? Where are you going?
34:40>> I That's my secret to know and you to not find out. He's just keeping He's just here to keep you off balance.
34:48That's what he's here to do, you know.
34:52>> Okay.
34:53>> Are you comfortable?
34:54>> I am completely comfortable. I'm dominating you in your own home.
34:57>> Good. That's fine. That's what I brought you here to do. Maybe I'm into that.
35:00>> That sounds a little gay. I just want to clarify.
35:02>> Hard pause.
35:03>> When did you find out you were gay?
35:07>> To me, >> huh?
35:09>> Uh, no, I'm not.
35:11>> You're not?
35:12>> No.
35:12>> So, you do like women?
35:14>> Yeah. I wouldn't have pegged that for you. Good thing.
35:16>> You think I would be gay?
35:18>> Yeah, I kind of thought so.
35:19>> Interesting. after all the horrid things I said. I guess >> that does coincide with gay sort of >> sometimes. Depends. It depends. I've seen I've seen projection before.
35:31>> I've seen projection before for sure.
35:32>> You're projecting and I like to kill bugs.
35:34>> But I didn't say you were trans. Yeah.
35:37That's kind of I think that's different.
35:39>> Trans. Yeah.
35:40>> Interesting. What else? What are some other topics? I feel like we've ran our our thing with me saying really despicable things about autistic people.
35:51>> Yeah, that I you know, we kind of got that. That's that's >> And I'm not even joking, by the way.
35:55What I'm saying is like probably actually just objectively true. Autistic people like killing small animals when they're young. That's a trait that everybody knows coincide with killing people. Go look at a video of the serial killers. They're clearly socially impaired. Otherwise, >> does that mean they're autistic or you just assuming that? I I was just guessing.
36:14>> It's obvious. It's pretty obvious.
36:16>> It's pretty obvious, dude.
36:19>> What if it's another type of disorder that just shows itself in similar manifestations?
36:24I'm going to need those later, by the way. So, it's not >> Well, then you'll have to pay your >> You'll have to send >> Did I What?
36:34>> Okay. Yeah. I just got to make sure.
36:37>> Can I bend it?
36:38>> No. No. Don't do that. Don't do that. I I actually need that.
36:43I really need that.
36:44>> Not bendable.
36:44>> Yeah, it's not bendable. Well, it it is.
36:46You're just not sure.
36:47>> You really need it, right?
36:48>> You don't really hit the gym much there.
36:49>> You could just buy another Sure Mic, steal those pieces, and return it and they would never know.
36:54>> Yeah, they would never know. But like that mic is special to me.
36:57>> Yeah.
36:58>> A lot has happened on that mic.
36:59>> You don't ever switch your mic?
37:02>> Not that one.
37:04>> Okay.
37:04>> This one's been switched a couple times because, you know, I'm a little clumsy.
37:08But the guests are always better until you.
37:12>> It's the first time something like this happened.
37:14>> It's the first time >> old Italian gangsters who pretend that they're not gangsters anymore.
37:19>> They're very respectful to >> and also pretend that they're way way cooler and more dangerous than they are.
37:23Don't usually rip apart your mic.
37:25>> Most of them that come on podcast are that way. You're right. Yeah. There's a lot of like fake lore for sure.
37:31>> Yes.
37:31>> Cuz most of them are rats. I've had one guy that that was not a rat.
37:35>> So then how did he do your show? because he did his time and he left >> years ago. Did you pay him?
37:42>> No, I've never paid a guest in my life.
37:44>> Interesting.
37:44>> And I've never accepted money for someone to come on either.
37:46>> Oh, people try to pay you to come on?
37:48>> I've had people offer I will not do that. It has to work both ways.
37:52>> I don't really get that offer on my show. I think that it makes more sense for people to try to pay to get on yours cuz I feel like your audience is the type of people looking for answers to questions that don't exist. And those are >> questions that don't exist. Well, clearly someone's asking them.
38:05>> Uh, no. No, they're they're they're [laughter] even looking for questions sometimes.
38:09They're just looking for something.
38:10They're bored >> and they're on welfare and they need something to think about.
38:14>> So, they listen to Julian Dory podcast.
38:16>> Yep.
38:17>> You did some audience reconnaissance on me before you came here.
38:21>> I'm just guessing based off your show and based off your uh your way of speaking and you know >> my way of speaking. Yeah.
38:27>> So, you think I'm [ __ ] >> Uh you could say that.
38:32>> What led you to think I'm [ __ ] your way of speaking.
38:35>> My just just that, nothing else.
38:39>> Uh those glasses contributed to it.
38:42>> It's like a douchebag. You know, you're not really supposed to kind of I didn't put them on until you sprayed Lysol on my table. Then I put them on.
38:49>> Yeah, I know that you did that on purpose.
38:51>> Yeah, absolutely.
38:52>> Yeah, exactly. Even more of a douchebag.
38:54>> You threw me off balance >> and you got back on balance by seeing a little worse.
38:58>> I have to rebalance it. You can't.
38:59>> You're just coping. You're trying to make it seem like you're in control of the situation, but you're not. I'm not in control of the situation. You've been in control since you got here.
39:06>> Then don't pretend that those glasses have changed anything.
39:09>> They've only changed the dynamic of you not understanding where I stand. Now, see, we got to find that later. I'm going to need that.
39:17>> Tell me which hand it's in.
39:21>> Your right hand.
39:26All right. I heard where that goes. I have an idea. We'll be able to get it.
39:32I'll make this one much harder.
39:34>> Okay. I I saw where that landed. That's all right.
39:41>> That's going to be difficult to get.
39:43>> That'll be good.
39:44>> That one.
39:44>> That was a good one. That was a good play on my end.
39:46>> I'm going to have to [laughter] I'm going have to stand on the table to get that one. That was a good play.
39:50>> That was a good play. I'll give you that. That's a hard good hard I didn't see that in you.
39:55>> Yeah. Anyways, >> I didn't see that kind of strength in you.
39:57>> Any other topics?
39:58>> Yeah. I also thought you were going to be way shorter. I'll give you that.
40:01Really? People say that to me all the time. They think I'm short.
40:05>> Yeah.
40:05>> No, I'm like 5 foot uh maybe like nine almost.
40:10>> 10 10 maybe. May close to 11.
40:13>> No, no, no. Now you just want to be taller than you are. Maybe I'm like 5' 8 and a half.
40:17>> I'm not that tall. I'm not trying to be tall.
40:19>> Am I taller than you? I don't know.
40:20>> No.
40:21>> No, I'm not. No, >> I don't remember standing next to you.
40:23>> No, I did. I did stand next to you. And we were the same.
40:25>> I bent over a little bit. A little bit.
40:27And you were like right there.
40:30>> Okay. So it felt like 510, 5'11.
40:33>> Uh because you want to say you're six foot.
40:35>> No, I'm 6'1 flat.
40:37>> No, I I am.
40:39>> Okay. What? Whatever. We have some better topics than you lying about your height cuz >> Yeah.
40:44>> You feel emasculated.
40:45>> Yeah. Do you want more water?
40:48>> Maybe in a bottle form.
40:49>> In a bottle form. Why would you want to drink out of plastic just to give yourself cancer?
40:54>> That's correct. You got to go someday.
40:55>> You're trying to get cancer.
40:57>> I'm not trying to avoid it. You're not trying to live forever?
41:00>> No.
41:01>> You haven't had on Brian Johnson on your show?
41:03>> I think it's going to And this sounds real mean, but I think it'll be really funny when he gets in a car crash one day and his entire head explodes all for nothing.
41:17What if they can bring him back by that point? What if >> Yeah. Well, then they probably could have brought him back if he was dying due to microlastics, right?
41:25>> Then it was all for nothing anyways.
41:28What does he do? Doesn't he drink his son's blood?
41:30>> That part's a little weird.
41:32>> He's kind of just like a freak show clown.
41:35>> Tell us how you really feel about him.
41:36>> I just said it.
41:37>> I know.
41:38>> But I do respect him.
41:40>> You respect him? Why do you respect him?
41:42>> Because he's a crazy fool. And those guys are usually very interesting and funny to talk to. [snorts] >> So you respect him for the ideas that you could have him on your show and it would be good content.
41:52>> Yeah. I'm just trying to not completely exit out the idea and possibility of him coming on my show. I think I just went too far with the head exploding.
42:00>> It's all right. It's >> And I think I just wiped out a guest for myself.
42:03>> It's satire. I'll bet he'll come on after that. He'll see that.
42:06>> You think it'll help?
42:08>> I think it might help. I think >> I'll send him a message. Brian Johnson, you'll be dead soon.
42:13>> Okay. What What do you think? What did you think of his response to the Epstein files and being in them?
42:19>> Brian Johnson?
42:19>> Yeah.
42:20>> Was that true?
42:21>> Yeah. I actually think he's he's one of the people it's it really was innocent.
42:27I do believe that.
42:28>> Are you joking or you serious? I'm dead serious. In the Epstein files in one email where he was then agreed to meet on a Zoom with Jeffrey Epstein >> in 2017 in >> He did address it. He did address it and I actually I actually believed him.
42:42Yeah.
42:43>> Yeah. Can I see how he addressed it?
42:45This sounds ridiculous.
42:46>> Go to Brian Johnson Epstein email.
42:51He was a little way too over apologetic about it like to the point of exaggeration for >> in an Epstein email and he zoomed with him.
42:58>> Yeah. So >> why didn't he mention that before it got leaked?
43:00>> That's the one thing I agree. That's a great question.
43:03>> And I know you were joking the whole time about me knowing Epstein. But I swear if I had met him, well then you're an idiot.
43:10>> Why am I an idiot? You thought Palm Beach Pete was Epste. I think that's He's not >> Epste. Okay. Well, >> if I had met Epstein, I would be bragging about it. You'd be bragging about >> if I could confirm it was and not through Palm Beach PE.
43:21>> Why would you be bragging about it?
43:22>> Cuz that's awesome.
43:23>> Why is it awesome?
43:24>> Anything to do with Epstein is awesome.
43:26He's a cultural icon.
43:27>> It's a cultural So you think he's a good guy, >> dude? I see people in the streets wearing shirts of him of his face.
43:34>> I mean, people wear shirts at Jay Gavara.
43:36>> And to give context, they're wearing that because they're homeless and I gave it to them and I told them to put it on.
43:41They weren't just doing it. But I'm starting the movement.
43:45>> What was the island like?
43:47I wish I had went. Truly, >> you wish you had went >> to just see it. It's like a historical place or >> No, hopefully not to be raped by a bunch of older guys. That sounds like the worst thing that could happen.
43:57>> Sounds awful. It just seems like me. I don't know.
43:59>> I would just want to see the island.
44:00It's like when you go to see like uh that f that uh that painting the Mona Lisa. Yeah. when you see the coliseum, he's like, "Here's some stupid artistic [ __ ] that actually had no effect, and here's where all the powerful people gathered to secretly be pedophiles." I want to see what that looks like.
44:18>> So, you think the Mona Lisa, Hold on a second. You think the Mona Lisa and Coliseum are artistic [ __ ] that have no effect?
44:23>> The Coliseum was cool. They would have >> Yeah, they fighted out to the death.
44:26>> That's when we didn't have empathy as as people for autistic people.
44:31>> [laughter] >> These people who couldn't interact in society would give them a spear and we would tell them they have to rip off a bull's head knowing damn well that that is the opposite of what was going to happen.
44:42>> Uhhuh.
44:43>> Well, I would like to have you on my show.
44:47>> All right, Brian.
44:48>> Mr. Johnson.
44:49>> Yes, Mr. Johnson.
44:50>> Like a fake name.
44:51>> Well, if you call him Mr. Johnson the whole time, he'll do it. No.
44:55>> Will you call him Mr. Johnson the whole time?
44:56>> I probably would have done that if he had asked me not to.
44:59>> Right.
45:00What would your What would your approach with him be? Would you open up with this?
45:04>> Uh, I didn't even know about this. This is like a not particularly shocking, but it's interesting. How did he get his money, by the way, to start stealing his son's blood?
45:14>> What was it, Danny? It was like a payments company. Or did I just make that up? Can we Google how did Brian Johnson get rich?
45:20>> I will say, by the way, the idea of taking nutrients from your son, >> it's crazy. Yeah.
45:24>> To give to yourself is pretty awesome.
45:26>> You Oh, you think it's awesome? I mean most people they are always these parents you know >> always say like oh you know I love my kid more than anything. This guy is stealing from his kid to live longer and it probably won't even make him live any longer.
45:42>> It's just going to ruin his son's life because everybody's like, "Holy [ __ ] are you the guy who is that dad who's stealing your your blood?"
45:48>> Well, it's not stealing if he agrees to it.
45:50>> Crazy family of of nuts.
45:52>> Isn't he giving his blood to his to his own dad, too? Or did I make that up?
45:57Yeah, it's like the blood the blood brother or bloodline or something like that. Yeah. Is that all right? So, Brian Johnson made the bulk of his fortune in 2013 by selling his fintech company Brainree to PayPal for 800 million in cash. He did in cash that much money.
46:12>> It's Yeah. No, he's he's pretty loaded.
46:14He's pretty in cash.
46:17>> I feel like that's how you would want to do a deal in cash. That's how I would want to do a deal. I mean, if I could get more money in a similar amount of period where like it's >> more when you count how you could have invested in with inflation, I would take not in cash, but I guess it's preferable to take it in cash if it's the same thing regardless.
46:35>> Yes. What would you do with $800 million? Well, 400 after taxes.
46:39>> I would probably buy an island.
46:43>> An [clears throat] island where? Any place specifically?
46:45>> I would buy that island and then I would open it as like a a tour, a museum. It already got bought though and they actually are already turning it into a resort. Did you hear about this? Can we Google Epstein Island being turned into a resort? I know.
46:58>> My idea.
46:59>> I know. They took your idea.
47:02Yeah. Was that your idea or Jeff's? He wanted to pass it down in the family.
47:07>> It was Pete's.
47:08>> It was Pete's. So, his name is Pete. No, he's not Jeffrey Epste.
47:12>> That's his nickname.
47:12>> That's his nickname. Okay. Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein's former Caribbean properties, Lil St. James and Great St. chains were purchased in May 2023 for 60 mill. See, you could have done it by billionaire Steven Deck off. Deck off originally announced intentions to transform the locations into a luxury resort. Oh [ __ ] look at this. No major construction or development has been reported though.
47:32The islands currently remain in a state of limbo with no active resort or confirmed plans for the site. Matan, you should go do you should go break onto that island with Tyler Olivera and do one of your podcasts without the tent just like right outside the temple. I think that would be awesome. Uh, I would immediately get arrest I've seen the videos of the guy sneaking onto the island. They just get arrested or kicked off immediately.
47:53>> Not if you bring a lot of >> Can you imagine one of the worst like uh isn't it like next to all those islands with like those immigrants?
48:01>> Probably.
48:02>> I guess they're not immigrants of their own islands, but you know what I mean.
48:05>> I don't know what you mean.
48:07>> They're certainly like >> I was just going with it.
48:10>> Isn't it next to the islands with the people? They're like kind of animalistic.
48:14Oh, you went from immigrants to animalistic to their non-immigrants to their animalistic.
48:19>> You just made it more complicated than it is. I can't imagine a worse place to be in jail than they are. So, I'm not going to take that risk.
48:25>> I would pay to go to a luxury resort, though. That would be [ __ ] awesome.
48:29>> Well, they're not.
48:29>> Imagine how >> they're not building it.
48:31>> Yeah. Well, imagine if he built like a a big resort all in the style of that house >> in the in in the house in New York or the temple house. The temple house.
48:42Everybody gets a little Everybody can rent a little like that. That would be so I'm not even joking. Wouldn't you go there?
48:50>> No.
48:50>> What?
48:51>> No.
48:52>> Why?
48:53>> I mean, I've had someone sitting in that seat who was uh >> a victim on that island. So, I feel like the uh the spirits just in general, even if I hadn't experienced that, hearing that story firsthand would have been bad enough to me be like, "Yeah, I think I'll go to any other island in the world." But that >> I want to go to that island at any one >> in a house that looks like the place where the bad stuff probably happened.
49:14But you know, we don't know that for sure.
49:15>> Well, we don't we don't know that.
49:16>> But we don't know exactly if it was on that house. Do we or is that confirmed?
49:21>> Well, some of what may have happened in there is not confirmed, but like that any bad things happened in there, some of that's confirmed. Yeah.
49:29>> Oh, yeah. It was on the house specifically.
49:30>> Yeah, there were people assaulted in there. Yeah.
49:32>> Okay.
49:33>> Yeah.
49:35You could do a podcast right outside it though with Brian Johnson and talk about if you knew him or not.
49:39>> He's gonna go, I did not know him. I did not know. He's just now he's gonna keep repeating himself because he's like probably severely autistic.
49:45>> Yeah. What about the uh the one in New York? You ever been there?
49:50>> No, actually I haven't. But I've heard >> I can take you.
49:52>> Where is it? Is it in Manhattan? It is.
49:54Right.
49:54>> It's on East 71st Street.
49:57>> Where what's what's that close to relative? Cuz I'm not good with like uh New York directions.
50:01>> Aren't you here all the time? I come here often, but I mean >> you just don't look outside and what street you're on?
50:07>> Well, I usually like I was probably from where I'm staying like a 30 minute train ride away, >> but I don't really I just get on trains.
50:14>> Right. So, if you get off >> just directionlessly and then I'll just get off and if I'm at the wrong place, I'll do it. So, I actually this was like a three-hour journey for me. No. If you get off at Penn Station, which is where Madison Square Garden is, and you're on roughly 32nd, 33rd Street, and you just walk up to 60th at the park, you make a right.
50:32>> You have to walk 30 streets.
50:34>> Yeah, it's it's like 26th or half blocks that way, and then you make a right, go to the corner of the park, make your first left right there, and then walk down to where it says 71st. Half blocks.
50:43Very easy.
50:44>> And how long is this walk from this pen station?
50:46>> Well, who's walking? Am I walking?
50:48>> Sure.
50:49>> Okay, then it's a lot faster. If you're with me, you're going to have trouble keeping up. But if you're walking with like Danny here or something like that, it might be >> a couple day journey.
50:57>> No, 90 minutes.
50:59>> Yeah.
50:59>> Well, and with you, >> probably about 55.
51:02>> Why don't you just take a train that's closer to this place?
51:04>> Because it's a lot of work, you know. I I don't I don't like taking the train in New York City. I like walking in New York City.
51:11>> Okay. Well, now you're just an idiot.
51:13>> I'm not an idiot. It's good exercise.
51:15Good for longevity.
51:16>> A 90minute walk.
51:17>> Well, no. It's like 55 with me. It's really an hour 10 or 110.
51:23110.
51:24>> Got to go back.
51:26>> Oh, on the on the round trip. Yeah, I didn't say we were walking back.
51:29>> So, what's the solution then?
51:31>> I don't know. Maybe we'll teleport.
51:34>> See, now you have no answer. So, now you're just saying [ __ ] cuz you're an idiot.
51:36>> No, you've been saying that cuz you're an idiot all day. You should.
51:39>> But I know that I'm saying [ __ ] >> You're the one spraying Lysol.
51:42>> Well, that was calculated.
51:43>> Is going to make his shirt look like he [ __ ] himself. That wasn't calculated, but it came out pretty awesome.
51:49>> It did come out pretty awesome. I agree.
51:51We may frame that shirt afterwards.
51:52>> Will you frame it?
51:53>> I'll I'll frame it. I'll frame it.
51:55>> Yeah.
51:57>> What's your opinion on the moon? You think we went >> I think the moon is the same size as the sun and it's only 25 miles up.
52:04>> All right. Hold on. What?
52:08>> That's what the guy on my show told me and he was I believe him. It's only 25 miles up, but it's the same size as the sun, >> which is also only 25 miles up.
52:17>> No, the sun's a lot farther than that.
52:20>> Oh, look at you. You were lecturing me about distracting you with texting.
52:24>> Yeah, cuz you come off like a guy who would want to be perceived as respectful.
52:28>> I come off as a guy who'd want to be perceived as respectful. I never thought of it that way.
52:34>> I'm clearly not that that way, >> right? So, you're okay being a dick.
52:38>> I mean, I'm not trying to be an [ __ ] I mean, I see you're just opuscating here cuz you're not answering my question. I asked what was asked you if we went to the moon and you just told me something about the sun and the size and everything.
52:49>> What's that Joe Rogan guess where they said if they got into it they would be in danger?
52:54>> I think that's the position I'm in.
52:56>> I think that was Elon Musk that said that, right?
52:58>> No, no, it was like a >> No, it was it was like a I don't think it was even a particularly famous guy.
53:06>> Look it up. the the guy who hacked who does the search engine [ __ ] on Google.
53:11>> I don't remember, but I remember seeing that clip all the time.
53:16>> Who told Joe Rogan?
53:17>> Is it true that like every time Joe Rogan has on like a crazy like a type of schizophrenic guest, it come it like expands your potential ceiling for how big your show can get >> if he >> I think it depends on the guest.
53:31>> So, >> all right. So, who told Joe Rogan he would be he would be in danger if he spoke about something publicly? I don't know. We'll see if that Let's see what Google AI can do. Joe Rogan stunned as podcast guest refuses to answer a mushroom related question. Paul Stamuts in 20 Oh, Paul Stamuts was >> Yeah, let's hit it.
53:54>> I didn't I don't >> He sells He got famous from selling stamps. Did you know that?
53:59>> From selling stems.
54:00>> Stamps. Stamps. Stamps.
54:02>> Yeah, got to be stamps.
54:03>> Paul Stamuts. Yeah, I see what you're doing there. Okay. Joe Rogan was left stunned during an episode of the Joe Rogan Experience when guest Paul Stammits refused to answer a question claiming it could put his life in danger.
54:14>> All right. What was the question?
54:16>> All right, let's go down. Let's go down.
54:18>> The question, are you Paul Stampitz?
54:20>> During the com during the conversation, Rogan asked Stammits, "What are the benefits or the negative effects of this appear vis?"
54:26>> Yeah, go ahead.
54:27>> I just want to interrupt you and confuse you.
54:29>> Okay. question that approved to to reference porttoello mush.
54:32>> Now you're tripping up on your words.
54:34However, saying this is an explosive area of conversation and puts my life in danger, so I reserve the right not to answer a question.
54:43[laughter] >> Rogan appeared visibly surprised by the statement, responding, "Whoa, didn't expect that. It puts your life in danger talking about porttoella mushrooms. He's looking >> Are you reading it now just to read it to prove you can read it? Because I said you were having a hard time reading. I'm >> answering. I'm answering.
55:00>> Do you even Do you even know what you're reading? I feel like the information is going not even into one. Bang bang bang.
55:07It's hitting the side of your head in my brain and I'm saying it to people.
55:09>> What the hell are you talking about now?
55:10We're just talking about nothing about completely nothing. We're talking about it's going into the argument of like two birds yelling at each other.
55:18>> This is why we used to wear headphones episodes like this, you know.
55:23>> But yeah. No, you were right. His life was in danger over mushrooms. Pound it, baby. You do have a good You got a good punch. I didn't expect that on you.
55:32>> No. See, it's like the height thing.
55:34>> I didn't expect that either. But I'm saying even once I saw the actual >> I think people just think I'm like uh I guess physically so unintimidating. Not that I'm particularly physically intimidating, but >> You don't like wood very much, do you?
55:46>> Wood?
55:47>> Yeah. You got a problem with wood? For wood either?
55:49>> Yeah. It's not good for wood. I put sealant on it.
55:51>> I have an idea.
55:51>> The Lysol is not good for wood either.
55:53[laughter] >> What about water and Lysol? It's I mean it's not a great >> You're going to have to fly that guy out from Florida real soon again.
56:00>> Danny's a big fan of yours, but I feel like he's not going to be very happy to have >> Danny.
56:05>> No, not that Danny. Danny Jones.
56:07>> Jamie, >> go under the table. You can see it.
56:10>> Go under the table.
56:11>> It's like a weird Epstein trick.
56:12>> It's not a weird Epstein trick. I got pants on. I'll stand up. I'm good.
56:16>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was real.
56:18>> You can go under the table right here.
56:20>> Yo, keep your distance.
56:22>> You can go under the table and you'll see it.
56:23>> Do you think I'm going to go under the [ __ ] table? You table. I told you to go under the table.
56:28>> Well, you have no pressure over anybody.
56:29>> Okay.
56:30>> Maybe if you really were that retired skateboarder fighter, >> I would go under the table.
56:36>> You don't want to [ __ ] around and find out >> with you. I feel like you probably have guns. You strike me as a guy.
56:42>> I wouldn't tell you if I did or I >> probably as a bunch of illegal shotguns.
56:46>> I would definitely do it legally if I had them in here.
56:50>> Uh you would say that obviously on a podcast. Oh, no. I would say that privately, too. I would definitely do it legally.
56:57>> Interesting.
56:57>> Yes.
56:59There there's there's a process there, but >> there's no reason to not do it legally.
57:03Do you own guns?
57:05>> Can I own guns? Is it >> Do you own guns? Not can you. I was already giving you credit for being able to.
57:11>> I get it. Um, no, I don't. Not yet.
57:14>> Okay. Do you plan to?
57:17>> I'm sure at some point, right? But I live in LA, so I'm I think it's very strict there.
57:23>> [clears throat] >> I've heard that. I don't know the full process, but I've heard it's very straight.
57:27>> I'm not sure of the process either.
57:28>> Does your security have guns?
57:30>> Security?
57:30>> Yes.
57:31>> You saw me with security here?
57:32>> Yeah. The three guys out there.
57:34>> The stupid homeless crackhead.
57:36>> That's right.
57:36>> The cameraman that's following me around that I told not to sit in here.
57:41>> You told him not to sit in here? I told him he could sit in here.
57:43>> Well, I told him not to.
57:44>> Why'd you tell him not to?
57:45>> Cuz why would he sit in here?
57:46>> I don't know. He could add something to the audience. I have no idea.
57:49>> All right. Well, just to uh expedite the conversation, I don't have security.
57:54>> Have you thought about getting it?
57:56>> Uh, no, not really.
57:58>> A big target on your back and a big head. That's a big target.
58:01>> I actually uh don't I just don't go in public that often, so I'm not I'm usually able to not have to be concerned with that. And when I do, I'll just put on a hat.
58:12>> You You do I was going to ask you that.
58:13So, you do wear hats sometimes >> in public?
58:16>> Yeah.
58:17>> I mean, preferably. I feel like this is a pretty recognizable >> Yeah, there's a fat There's a hat that fits on that head.
58:24>> A beanie. Put all the hair on.
58:26>> Put the Oh, so it comes all the Is it like in your face?
58:29>> No, it'll go to the back or put a hoodie on and people usually don't uh >> sunglasses.
58:35>> No, I feel like that's too far now. It's like kind of giving it away.
58:38>> It's giving it away.
58:39>> Then you start looking suspicious. You have a hat, a beanie on, and sunglasses.
58:43>> I mean, that's what Leonardo DiCaprio does. I don't think he looks suspicious.
58:46But he's just doing that because he doesn't want the paparazzi to get good photos. I think not to hide when he's like walking around.
58:51>> I mean, he hides pretty well. They don't get They get him, but not as much as you would think.
58:57>> Yeah.
58:58>> I don't think he's paying him off to not get him all the time.
59:00>> But no, I don't know. I I don't think I would need security cuz even when I walk around like this and I do get recognized a lot, it's usually good interactions.
59:07Almost entirely good. I don't know if I've had a bad one.
59:09>> Right.
59:11Were you wearing sunglasses on 911?
59:14>> Sunglass? Why? What's the joke there or the rest?
59:17>> It's not a joke. I just I want to know where you were on 911.
59:20>> I was uh six years away from being born.
59:23>> That's what I would say too. I would lie about my birth year, you know.
59:28>> But I wouldn't though because I would have liked to be around for 9/11.
59:32>> You would have liked to be around like to witness >> like in a in a what's the context there?
59:37A good way, bad way rooting against it.
59:41>> To witness it in general.
59:42>> Just to witness it.
59:43>> I'm not going to root for it to happen.
59:44room for 9/11 to happen.
59:46>> Good, good, good.
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