0:01[music] >> Donnie asked South Korea to join the Iran fight.
0:06They said no thanks. He killed their drills that night.
0:09>> Kim said nothing at all.
0:12>> [music] >> And got the prize.
0:13>> NO THANKS.
0:14>> NO THANKS. LET ME LAY it out so nobody [music] gets lost. There's a country called South Korea. We got troops that wear the boss.
0:21>> That's us.
0:23>> That's us.
0:24>> [music] >> 28,000 soldiers sitting on that land.
0:28Been there 70 years. That's the deal.
0:30That's the plan.
0:31>> The plan. THE PLAN.
0:35>> EVERY SINGLE YEAR THEY RUN it back for drill in case the neighbor up north ever wants to kill.
0:40>> Every year.
0:41>> Normal stuff. Routine. Been happening forever. Nobody thinks about [music] it.
0:45It's just weather.
0:46>> Just weather.
0:46>> Then Donnie picks up the phone and makes the ask.
0:49>> Come help me fight Iran. [singing] Simple little task.
0:51>> Easy South Korea said [music] and I quote the man himself.
0:54>> No thanks.
0:54>> Two words. Put it on the shelf.
0:56>> No thanks.
0:57>> So what's a big [music] strong president supposed to do? Cancel that defense drills hours before. That's who.
1:02>> Uh. Oh no.
1:04>> [music] >> No thanks.
1:05>> He heard.
1:06>> No [singing] thanks.
1:06>> No thanks.
1:07>> He broke.
1:08>> No thanks.
1:09>> Two little words in 70 years went up in smoke.
1:13>> In smoke.
1:14>> No thanks.
1:15>> [music] >> Now here's his reason and I want you to hear it clean. He said the drills send a signal that's hostile and mean.
1:22>> Yo who hostile?
1:22>> Hostile to Kim. [music] That's the guy [singing] with the bombs. Said Kim's been respectful. Said Kim's done no wrong. So he hands Kim a present [music] that Kim never asked for. Free. No conditions. Nothing asked in return.
1:32>> Nothing.
1:33>> Greatest still make [music] a real live.
1:34Gives it up for free. Now let's hear what Kim said. You ready? Here we see.
1:37>> Here it comes.
1:38>> Kim don't just have to put [music] a statement in the press.
1:40>> We have no interest in it at all.
1:41>> That's it. Nothing else.
1:43>> Nothing.
1:43>> Not a [music] thank you. Not a wave. Not a nod. Not a note. Man gave away the store and the customer said [music] no.
1:48No. She said the drills are still hostile anyway. Smaller shorter doesn't matter. Have a nice day.
1:53>> Hey.
1:55>> No thanks.
1:56>> He [music] heard.
1:57>> No thanks.
1:58>> No thanks. He broke. No thanks.
2:04>> [music] >> Hey.
2:09>> Let's do the math on this trade.
2:11>> What did he give away?
2:12>> A 70-year defense drill.
2:14>> What did he get back?
2:15>> Nothing.
2:16>> What did the ally get?
2:17>> Punished.
2:18>> What did the guy with the bombs get?
2:20>> A gift.
2:21>> And he didn't want it. [music] >> So, the score is he gave one thing, he got zero things, [music] he broke one alliance, and he impressed nobody.
2:31>> And he's still calling it A MASTER STROKE.
2:36AND ONE [music] MORE THING BEFORE WE LET THIS GO. South [singing] Korea didn't get a call, they found out from a poster. No heads up, no warning, no phone, no, no. They're on military Reddit like the rest [music] of us, quote, quote, back channel. That's the word they used out loud. 70 years of standing [music] in the same crowd. A retired general said it plain and cold, Kim and Bashar are the happiest [music] people in the world.
2:57>> Hear the pattern and it happens every time. Punish the friend, praise the guy with the missiles every time.
3:02>> Japan's watching, everybody's watching, take a look.
3:04>> Nobody's signing anything he wrote in that book.
3:10>> [music] >> He heard.
3:11>> No thanks.
3:13>> He broke.
3:14>> No thanks.
3:19>> [music] >> No thanks.
3:23Gave it all away and got a shrug.
3:27And the man [music] still thinks he won.
3:32>> He asked.
3:33>> [music] >> They said, "No thanks."
3:35He punished them for it.
3:38He gave a free [music] gift to the other side.
3:41And the other side said [music] they weren't interested.
3:46That's the whole thing that happened.
3:49No thanks. [music] No thanks.
3:58No thanks.
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