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19:12Almost didn't do the show today. Was that close?
19:15>> Really?
19:16>> Yeah. Yeah.
19:17I woke up too early this morning. I didn't I woke up at like six and so uh I was tired. I had meetings. I had to see Dr. Pier Corey who I've been going through the uh remember when I don't know if people still watch but when I got vaccine injured I would have these waves of exhaustion and bodyaches along with headaches and horrible wicked oipital duralto nerve damage. But I don't have that.
19:47And so, uh, I don't know what's going on with me, but, um, Pierre Corey thinks it's something to do with the, uh, spike protein.
19:56>> Isn't that something?
19:58>> He said, "Yeah, it's coming, it comes back." He have patients that comes back.
20:02I'm like, "Oh that's what the Cuz I told him, um, I thought it was my sin.
20:07I have sinocitis and he says, "No, that's not it." Ah, >> and so because I'm all ready to get a sinus u operation and he's like, "No, it's not it." But I do have a little sinus pressure all the time. So anyway, welcome to Jimmy's uh health problem.
20:31>> Uh somebody suggested that maybe try turning yourself off and then turning yourself back on again.
20:36>> I did. I did that. I kicked myself.
20:40I hit it. I hit myself.
20:43>> I did I did everything in my power.
20:49>> Somebody says, "What what about Nattokynese dissolves spike protein?"
20:54>> Take I take it every day.
20:56Nattokaneseise.
20:58>> Okay.
20:58>> By the way, it's also been proven NATO recently proven to uh clear your arteries.
21:05>> Have you heard of Sarah Peptase?
21:07>> Have you heard of Sarah Lee? I've heard of that peptides are the new thing.
21:12>> Okay, so Sarah peptides how he was telling us about peptides.
21:15>> They'll spike uh proteins, too.
21:16>> Oh, really?
21:17>> That's what Krod 5 just said.
21:19>> Well, Krod ought to know.
21:23>> Have you thought about starting POT again?
21:25>> No.
21:27No, I have not thought about starting pot again. Uh I actually did take a couple of puffs for a little while there before I went to bed. I was taking a puff >> cuz I'm a bad influence.
21:39>> The staff is a horrible influence. And uh just the tiniest of puffs. I used to smoke bowls all day. And um as soon as I didn't have it, I got I get uh the night sweats. So I'm like, I can't do this. So I just I don't really enjoy it that much anymore, the weed. I just it just is interesting. It's [laughter] it's it's very just >> interesting. You're like the first to bring up Apac, which is interesting.
22:08It's interesting. I haven't It's It's interesting. I haven't thought about Apac. It's interesting. Which is interesting. Which is just interesting.
22:14Listen, it's interesting you say that which is just interesting.
22:16>> Why do you say that?
22:17>> What's interesting about it >> that it's just interesting as you bring up Apac?
22:21>> It's not not nothing interest. It's just interesting itself.
22:24There's nothing about it that's interesting. It's just interest just just interesting.
22:29>> Dana suggests cocaine.
22:32>> Okay. No, I can't do that either. That's I don't know if you know that's illegal.
22:36[laughter] I'm here with the world's premier voice impressionist Mike McCrae. Hey Mike.
22:41>> Mikey.
22:42>> Hey Jimmy. Do cocaine. [laughter] >> What was that movie Cocaine Bear?
22:49>> Uh yeah, there was a movie Cocaine Bear came out a couple years ago.
22:53>> Was it about a bear doing coke?
22:55It was about a bear that uh uh it was based on a true story about a bear who got into some a coke stash and ate the whole thing and then went bananas.
23:08>> Whoa.
23:11Or >> in the movie, he went on a like a killing rampage, but in real life, I don't think that happened.
23:17>> Okay. I haven't heard it being connected.
23:20All right. Uh, >> I don't have to do a whole show today.
23:26>> Thinking of moving to Austin, Texas for half the year.
23:30>> Oh, >> you know why? Cuz they >> What did I'm thinking of it?
23:39I'd like to have a house on a lake.
23:43>> There are lakes up here.
23:44>> And that's what I understand.
23:47So, I will look into it. I'm sure they're uh way more affordable than the lake out here in California, Westlake.
23:56>> Probably. Yeah.
23:56>> Yeah.
23:58>> So, you know, it's it's about affordability as Donald Trump used to say before he got uh president.
24:06>> Okay. Uh how's the comedy scene in Austin, Mike?
24:12>> Well, you've been here. You know, it's there's a lot going on.
24:15>> That's what I hear. There's a lot going on.
24:19All right. Are there are they uh but the Cap City Comedy Club, that's not a showcase club, right?
24:26>> No, that still does more or less the tradition, you know, more >> traditional three three comic format for the week.
24:34>> Yeah, they'll do showcase shows in the small room sometime.
24:38>> There's the uh creek in the cra cave. I like that place.
24:42>> Creek in the the Kee and the Crave.
24:44Yeah, that's a nice I always have fun at that place. They have good burgers.
24:50>> Yeah, they got good food there, too.
24:51>> It's where I That's where I uh recorded Co Lives Are Funny there.
24:55>> I remember I was on that show.
24:57>> Oh, that's correct.
25:00Okay. Uh oh, by the way, we um Who cares? Let's do this. Ready?
25:08Uh oh, I got the gum in my mouth. Like, let me get rid of the This is my nicotine.
25:14Nicotine bump. It is a uh nicotine is a wonder drug.
25:21Okay. Ready? It is. You ever take nicotine, Misha?
25:28>> You used to smoke cigarettes of what?
25:31>> And spin in circles.
25:32>> Super fun. [laughter] >> What were you eight?
25:38>> Really?
25:40Did you really spin in circles?
25:45>> We used to do this thing where you breathe in and out like 20 deep breaths and out and then you'd have someone squeeze you on the stomach and then you you'd pass out.
25:54>> Oh, I remember that.
25:55>> Remember that?
25:56>> That was not smart.
25:57>> We did it all the time.
26:00>> Use your stomach to pass out.
26:02>> Yes. But you'd have to take the big you kind of make yourself dizzy already and then boom and ah you know it's what what kids will do, huh?
26:13Uh hey this is Jimmy. Who's this?
26:16>> J Vance here. What's going on Jimmy?
26:18>> Ah Mr. Vice President, how good to hear from you. First off, let me just say we are so glad that you and everyone else are okay following what happened at the correspondence dinner.
26:31Thank you. And I am too, needless to say. Very glad.
26:37Uh I tried to mark myself fa safe on Facebook. You know that thing you can do, but I couldn't figure out how to do it. I've never done that before. Like I don't know if I have to create the event myself, like the shooting, or if only the shooter can do that. I don't know.
26:54But I'll let my staff look into that for next time.
26:57>> Yeah. I don't go on Facebook anymore.
26:59too many ass swipes saying mean things about me so I don't go on people I know >> that's true >> that's the bad part I don't know anybody who goes on Facebook and goes man I was glad I went on Facebook today I feel so much happier that ever happened I don't think that's I don't think that's ever happened anyway uh >> just to mark myself safe that's the only reason I ever go on >> yeah okay well it sounds it sounds like it must have been a harrowing experience for you >> oh it was believe me you know the secret service jumps into action before the rest of us really even know what's going on. And you know, they got me out of
27:34there first before the president actually.
27:37>> Oh, is that so?
27:39>> Yeah. I don't know if you know this or not, but at the time of the shooting, the mentalist who was hired to be the entertainment for the night >> was doing an upclose magic trick for the president.
27:52>> That's when the shots were fired.
27:55>> Oh, wow.
27:57Not that that's really important. That's just one of the funniest images I've ever heard in my life. And I [laughter] wanted to say it out loud.
28:04>> What magic trick was he doing?
28:07>> I have no idea. Probably just the one where you make it look like you're pulling your own thumb off and putting it back on. [laughter] He was specifically advised to do tricks that the president could figure out on his own how they were done.
28:24[laughter] >> I see. Well, I'm glad it all worked out, I suppose.
28:28>> Yeah. I just thank God Usha wasn't there.
28:32>> Oh, yeah. [laughter] I imagine that would have made uh such an in that incident 10 times worse having a loved one there to worry about. Huh.
28:41>> No, I just I'm just glad she wasn't at the event. Totally unrelated to the shooting. She is not fun.
28:49>> Okay.
28:51Yeah. So anyway, now because of the shooting, Trump is in what I uh call aggressive victim mode again.
28:58>> Yeah.
28:59>> Which is one of his favorite gears, dude. And he always does his most entertaining in this state.
29:06>> Aggressive victim mode.
29:08>> Yeah. You know, it's when he gets all tough guy with his enemies, like super vindictive, but from this place of deep wounded victimhood.
29:17The ways in which he is very similar to a middle school girl is kind of astounding. It's something I really admire about him.
29:24>> I see.
29:26>> So yeah, one guy tries to shoot him. So the next day he arrests Jim Comey for a year old Instagram [laughter] post where he says 86 and pretends that's a death threat. I mean truly amazing mean girl I absolutely love it. He should have signed the arrest warrant with a Hello Kitty pin, >> right?
29:48But he has to do it like this because people's memories are so short. People will forget about this assassination attempt unless we keep it front and center. Like remember when the Epstein files were released because everyone demanded that they be released.
30:03>> Yeah, of course I remember.
30:05And in there it said that the lifestyles of the rich and famous host Robin Leech frequently attended Epstein sex parties and at one of them he murdered a young girl by strangling her.
30:17>> Right.
30:19>> And no one really talked about that even though that was kind of the most shocking revelation in the whole thing actually. And that info isn't even on Robin Leech's Wikipedia page >> really.
30:35Yeah. Isn't that weird? [laughter] Like, that's kind of weird.
30:39People just forgot, I guess. Short memories is what I'm saying. We demand to see the Epstein Files. What's in there? Let's see. Oh, wow. That guy did that. That's crazy. Oh, well. Huh? What?
30:52What's on TV tonight? I mean, give me a break, dude.
30:54>> Yeah. Yeah. I see your point about how that, you know, we have short memories, but uh >> you have to admit that's weird.
31:01>> Yeah. Yeah. It's we [laughter] it's weird. Yeah.
31:05>> Anyway, that's why we need to keep having assassination attempts. I mean, keep emphasizing that previous assassination attempts have occurred so we keep the president in a constant state of victimhood so we can justify any bizarre and illegal authoritarian measures he takes to protect himself.
31:24>> Very simple.
31:25>> So simple, Jimmy. It's crazy that people don't understand. No, I think they do actually.
31:32>> Well, let's hope. Anyway, you know, it's just kind of back to work like nothing ever happened. Iran, King Charles, whatever.
31:43Big wheels keep on turning. Proud Mary keeps on turning.
31:48That's from a song.
31:50>> Yeah, I know.
31:52>> Did you know that CCR weren't even from the South?
31:55>> No.
31:55>> They were middle class kids from the Bay Area. They never even s saw the South until they toured there.
32:01>> No, >> they were doing like South Face.
32:04>> No, >> I'm rambling again. Sorry. I just don't want to go back to work. You know how it is. Better go, though. This Iran war isn't going to solve itself.
32:15I mean, I'm not going to solve it either, but [laughter] I will be walking through hallways purposefully holding Manila folders until the war ends for whatever reason.
32:26That is a statement of my resolve.
32:30Anyway, love you guys. Hope you're keeping warm. I don't know where you live. Hope your wife doesn't suck, too.
32:36Until next time. [laughter] Boom.
32:41>> All right. Fantastic.
32:43>> Thank you.
32:44>> Lot on his mind.
32:46>> Yeah, he's got a lot on his mind. All right. Mike McCrae, where any anything uh Mike McCrae online, right?
32:53>> Yeah, follow me on Instagram. Mike McCrae online. If you live in the Hill Country, I'll be performing at the 7A Ranch and in Wimberly, Texas tomorrow night at uh uh 7:30 and some other funny people. I'm headlining though. And uh yeah, you can find me on Facebook uh uh or Instagram, the things on Eventbrite and the links on there.
33:17>> All right. Are you safe on Facebook?
33:20>> I'm I always mark myself safe.
33:23>> All right. even for things that didn't even happen near me.
33:26>> All right. Okay. All right, buddy. Talk to you later. We got to take a break.
33:31>> All right. Take care, guys.
33:32>> Bye.
33:32>> Bye.
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36:43Jimmy door. This is from Wolf 331.
36:48I'd really like to hear Jimmy's thoughts on the recent Supreme Court ruling on the Voting Rights Act, race relations in America, Trump, white supremacy in both parties, and whether black people have anything hopeful to look forward to in this country. Jim, response.
37:07>> Um, I don't I'm not This is news to me on the most recent. I I have to look into it. I don't know anything about it.
37:13I wish I could. Do black people have anything to look forward to in America?
37:17Nobody has anything to look forward to in America. We had a black president uh for eight years and he did absolutely diddly squat for black people or for workers in general. He did do a lot for the insurance companies, big pharma and the banks and uh for the oil companies and for uh the military-industrial complex. But other than that, no. Didn't just It's almost like it didn't matter who we elected. It's almost like it didn't matter. It's almost like if John McCain would have won the first time, the same would have happened. And it's almost like if Mitt Rom Romney won, same would have happened because
37:54the same It's like there's there's things at the edges, but yeah, Barack Obama was not the uh transformative president we hoped he would be. I voted for him. I admit it. And uh uh not that I regret it, but it didn't mean anything. The votes don't mean anything.
38:13That's I wish I wish they I wish they did.
38:17Um Trump got in in 2016 and he uh governed like a typical Republican. Big tax cuts for the wealthy, what have you. Um but he didn't do war as much as the other presidents his first time, but boy is he making up for it, huh? So um there you go. Yeah. All right. Um, let's get to this. So, Piers Morgan, I go back and forth on Piers Morgan. Um, I like he's going open open neck.
38:52Looks good. Looks very cash. I hope his hip is doing well. Remember, he had to get he broke his hip. Had to get a hip.
38:58Yeah. Uh, anyway, um, he I go back and forth on him uh because, uh, as I show you here, he's very repulsive. Uh but let's just watch.
39:12Here is a friend of the show, Seed Mirandi, and he's a professor. He got he got actually went to school here in the United States, but he lives in Iran. And uh he was actually part of the negotiation team in Islamabad. Did you know that?
39:25>> Yeah.
39:26>> Um but anyway, yeah, here let's let's just watch this and enjoy.
39:31>> But my government does not help the Israeli regime carry out genocide. And you >> you have never said that you do not accept ethnos supremacism because if you say you don't that means you do not accept the legitimacy of the Israeli regime. Do you accept?
39:51>> You have never accepted.
39:52>> Do you accept?
39:54>> You hang on.
39:55>> Do you tell me do you reject ethnosis?
39:59>> Do you believe that a regime that is based on ethnos supremacism is illegitimate or not?
40:07>> Well, I don't exactly know what you mean. What do you mean?
40:09>> I I don't Of course she knows exactly. I don't I don't know what exactly what you mean.
40:16I know what he means. I'm a C student.
40:19You're you're a guy with a journalism degree. You don't you really don't know.
40:23Of course, he knows what he means. Okay.
40:26Uh here we go.
40:29>> Is a regime that is based on the concept of ethnosuppreism, is it legitimate or not?
40:39>> Well, what I what I would repeat to you is what I've repeated to people about Israel for the last year. The Israeli government, not the people of Israel or the country, but its current government under BB Netanyahu has been doing a lot of things which I strongly disagree with. Yeah. Do you >> Yeah. That's not the question. He didn't ask you if you disagree with some of the stuff that the Netanyahu government's doing. He asked you that the whole country is based on ethnosremacy, which it is.
41:10And Piers is not going to answer that question cuz he's afraid to appear anti-Semitic. That's what that is. He doesn't want to they, you know, you know, they never say Jesus is in the details. They always say the devil's in the details. Especially when those details are not the point at all. Let's go >> reject a regime that accepts that carries out a regime, not an administration, not a government, a regime that is based on ethnosis.
41:39Well, I literally last week >> that is why Hezbollah died. That's why people died. People of Gaza.
41:48>> Fine. If you let me answer. Only last week. I attacked the Israeli government and be and uh Ben in particular for the way they brought in a new law which would only kill Palestinians who they deemed terrorists, execute them with a death penalty, but not Israelis. again at the question.
42:07>> I thought that was outrageous and appalling and probably an example of what you're talking about.
42:12>> You know, if you were talking about apartheid South Africa like this or if anyone was, you would be attacking them.
42:18If anyone had said given me the same answer when I said do you accept that based on racial superiority or on racial preferences or hierarchy, you would have said you would have said the you would have been totally aggressive and rejected outright. I've literally just told you. You didn't obviously watch it. You obviously didn't watch it.
42:39I've literally just told you. I've literally just told you that last week I did exactly that.
42:44>> A law.
42:45>> That's a law. I'm talking about the regime itself. That law is only brought about because of the nature of the regime.
42:53>> So what happens next?
42:57Well, ultimately Trump is going to have to recognize that he is not going to get at the negotiating table what he could not get on the battlefield. He lost the war.
43:11the Iranian people were able to stand up a joint war where the Trump regime, the Netanyahu regime and a coalition or proxies in the region along with them were assisting them and they failed. So why should Iran submit to the United States? If the United States wants a peace agreement with Iran, then it has to be a balanced agreement. But if Trump thinks that he's can impose his will like an emperor and an imperial power, well, the revolution 47 years ago put an end to that. That's what the revolution was about. And that's what the Iranians are going to continue to do. They're going to preserve their dignity and
43:53sovereignty. That's something that the United States, especially under Trump, is not used to seeing. But Iran is different from other countries.
44:01>> Okay. Well, uh, do you feel the same repulsion at the at Pierce Morgan pretending not to understand the question and then pretending to answer the question when he didn't?
44:12No, he's not asking about a law. He's not asking about things that Netanyahu's government is doing. He's asking about the idea that the entire thing is based on ethnosremacy. And Piers Morgan is not going to answer that question.
44:25Uh, there you go. And by the way, he doesn't have anybody to answer to. He runs his own company, right? So, it's not like he's afraid his boss is going to be mad at him. He's the boss.
44:39Uh, a British guy getting owned by a brown guy. Times are changing.
44:45And that just reminds me of this. I lost my family. Whatever. Do you do you commend condemn Hamas? That's That's a great meme.
44:54That's a great meme. Uh, and then Piers Morgan goes out and tweets this out. Uh, so Sed said he tweet after this interview he said, "I just recorded an interview with Piers Morgan on Piers uncensored. I asked him if he rejects the legitimacy of a regime that is founded on ethnosupreism.
45:13When the broadcast the interview, you can watch his response. It's quite revealing." Pierce comes, I asked you to criticize your own regime, but you were too scared to, knowing if you did, they would kill you.
45:24Uh >> yeah. Uh what? So you're not afraid they're going to kill you. Why couldn't you just answer the question?
45:32So that's So at least he's afraid he's going to get killed. Nobody's going to kill you. And you still acted like uh as Michael Tracy and Dan Bino would say, a [laughter] There's more to this. There's Let's keep going. There's >> I'm glad you raised this. This nonsense was all created in order to justify this war. Trump himself just a couple of weeks ago said that he sent weapons to the so-called protesters.
46:03How is it possible if those protests were organic and they were spontaneous that he they needed weapons? How did he know who they were? How did how did >> how many protesters did your regime kill?
46:18>> How >> Oh my gosh. Do you see how he's like a master at not answer answering the question, deflecting and changing the subject? I think that's why he goes with the open neck now because he he's he's going to get whiplashed by how fast he changes the subject.
46:36I know you are, but what am I? Oh, wait.
46:38I did it backwards. I know I am, but what are you? [laughter] >> Oh, no. I did it right. You did it right. I did it right. Okay.
46:44>> Did he know? How many How many did you train? How did he know that they even used weapons, that they could use weapons? It was because >> How many of your protesters organized your kill?
46:56>> Because he was afraid. You're afraid to to accept the fact that he knew and his intelligence agency knew. Answer my simple question in a news that these were these were >> How many thousands of protesters >> How many thousands of protesters did your regime slaughter in January?
47:15>> Slaughter.
47:16>> No.
47:18No peaceful protesters were slaughtered by the police in the first salute.
47:24>> What a disgusting lie.
47:26>> You are the disgusting who [laughter] supportreis.
47:31>> This is why people call you propagandist for the what a guy. What what an unbelievable double standard he's pulling here. Unbel He won't he won't ever answer. Oh, what disgusting. He's telling you right now something we all know that the protesters weren't peaceful pro most of the protesters were but the ones that the Iranian uh police killed were the ones that were killing the Iranian police and burning down mosques.
48:03Those were the ones that got killed and there were 3,000 of them.
48:08Uh okay, here we go.
48:09>> Regiment for the Zionist regime.
48:13>> We did nothing wrong. No peaceful protesters got killed. I didn't say it as you say it.
48:19>> No, no, you're you're fabricating.
48:22I said they did not massacre peaceful protesters. The people that your government supported and gave weapons to. They carried out an armed insurrection. 3,117 people were killed, including hundreds of police officers and a couple of thousand innocent bystanders by people that your government armed. Your governments armed these people. Your governments murdered them. But you want to distract attention away from your own crimes just like you're not willing to say anything about ethnosremacism.
49:00So, uh, he just won't. Uh, so that's just peers being peers.
49:09That's And you know, again, I always say this, uh, I have to give him credit. He does bring on guys like that, right? He brings on spokespeople for the Iranian government.
49:22He brings on people uh and then he does a completely disingenuous interview with them. But at least he brings them on and he gives them the mic. So that's that's why I say I go back and forth on Piers Morgan. But you know, he's very quick to call other people disgusting and cowards and whatever. Uh and classic projection because that's exactly who he is and that's exactly what he's doing.
49:47Um how many armed protesters did they kill?
49:51It's like asking how many armed gunmen did the police shoot back at.
49:56I'm guessing all the ones that they were shooting at them. Pierce, decades of making up total BS unchallenged has made the Zionist mind weak and soft. They can't handle even Israeli news resources busting their lies. Because first of all, here it is. Uh, tonight we published in the main, this is from Israeli news sources. Tonight, we published in the main edition of Channel 14, foreign elements are arming the protesters in Iran with live weapons.
50:22And this is the reason for the hundreds of dead among the regime's people.
50:26Anyone is free to guess who we're talking about. They're talking about the Mossad and the United States.
50:32And um Israel media admits the Mossad armed some of the most radical protesters in Iran with weapons who then opened fire on Iranian security personnel and caused hundreds of fatalities. Israeli involvement in the regime change campaign in Iran is not a conspiracy, peers. It's a fact. It's an absolute fact. Uh here is um uh what's this guy's name? He was uh this he was the first assistant to Coen Powell. I'll think of his name in a second.
51:06>> And let's not forget what he's doing right now. what they've been doing, they being MSAD principally, but CIA and MI6, all backed by Donald Trump and his money, what they've been doing in Iran is acting as if they were Iranian citizens and killing Iranians and burning and pillaging and plundering.
51:30It's 1953 against Muhammad Mosadc on steroids and on high technology provided mostly by the United States and Israel.
51:41That's what this protest in Iran has been all about. There have been some genuine protests. No question about it.
51:48Inflation's high. Bread's not very cheap. You can't hardly get along if you're an average Iranian. But their R is not so much with their government as it is with the IRGC stealing their money and with the sanctions which almost any Iranian on the street will tell you is the first reason they're having trouble.
52:09So what we did was send Kermit Roosevelt, the latest version thereof, into Iran and he failed. And now we're looking at the results of that failure and God only knows what's going to happen now. So, that's what happened.
52:24And Pierce Morgan pretends like he doesn't know this. And I I I can't say for a fact that he does know it, but I know it.
52:34I've known it since it happened.
52:37So, if Pierce doesn't know it, he's the worst newsman. He's worse than Brian Stelter or he's uh on purpose being obtuse, which is what he does very well.
52:48That's what he does. I wish he would come on our show. I'd love to interview him. He goes on he goes on with Tucker, right? Or or maybe he has Tucker on his show. I don't know. Either way. So, here you just to back it up. Here's Donald Trump admitting it.
53:06>> Not going to work >> right now.
53:11>> Come on, baby.
53:14Upset. They want to hear the Iranian people. When they don't hear bombs go off, they're upset. They want to hear bombs because they want to be free. If they protest, they will be shot immediately. And that's an edict. That's in writing. If they protest, if they go out in the streets, they will be immediately shot. They don't have guns.
53:36You know, we sent some guns, but the group that was supposed to give, which I said would happen to my people, I said it. I called it exactly. We sent guns, a lot of guns. They were supposed to go to the people so they could fight back against these thugs. You know what happened? The people that they sent them to kept them.
53:54>> So we sent guns and their crime is keeping them. I guess who who were the guns from? Avis rent a gun. [laughter] Are there late fees?
54:05Come on. I want the president just to be honest with us. But then again, I also want a unicorn that shits ingots of gold and farts Texas barbecue smoke. A kid can dream, can he? Uh, here is New York Times admitted. New York Times has essentially confirmed that Israel played a role in stimulating the violent regime change riots that left around 3,000 dead in Iran on January 8th and 9th, but which were mark uh marketed in the West as pro-democracy protests.
54:35Um, there was a writer from uh from from the Jerry Seinfeld show at the comedy club last night and I got to go up right after her and say this, which was nice, which was fun. She's very funny, by the way. She's very funny. Uh, Israel thought it could spur rebellion inside Iran. That hasn't happened. So, that's exactly that's from the New York Times.
54:58Okay. Uh, and I just just I'm just trying to drive the point home. Uh, uh, it was well understood by the MSAD and those riots would stimulate military action by Trump. Israel intel merely needed to convince the feeble-minded president that a wave of decapitation strikes would unleash a massive upheaval to immediately topple the Islamic Republic. The January riots were presented to Trump as a preview of what was to come and it didn't come. So when we started bombing, it just made the people more uh united against the around the the government. That's all it did as predicted. I just wanted to show you
55:40that in case you in case you forgot that Piers Morgan uh is disgusting. Uh there you go. I just had wanted to rem and that he's a coward and he won't actually at least that guy has according to Piers is threatened with getting killed if he if he criticizes his regime. You won't even tell the truth that you won't even answer a simple question and we also I I don't mean can I just play this? That's my favorite. I want to play it again. My favorite one is the first one.
56:06>> But my government does not help the Israeli regime carry out genocide. And you >> you have never said that you do not accept ethnos supremacism because if you say you don't that means you do not accept the legitimacy of the Israeli regime. Do you accept?
56:26>> You have never accepted.
56:27>> Do you accept? You have never accepted.
56:29>> You hang on.
56:30>> Do you tell me do you reject ethnosis?
56:34>> Do you believe that a regime that is based on ethnosremacism is illegitimate or not?
56:42>> Well, I don't exactly know what you mean. What you mean? [laughter] >> I I don't exactly Let me change the subject again.
56:56Okay. So, if you'd like to hear my jokes about this, come see me May 7th in Burbank. Then I'll be in Tulsa. Oh, by the way, we're going to be in Atlanta on May 23rd and Raleigh, North Carolina on May 24th. Those are brand new dates. And then we'll also be in Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Spokane, Tacoma, and Levittown, New York, June 26th and 27th. Go to jimmy.com for a link for tickets. Over to Steph.
57:18>> Jimmy Burbank sold out.
57:21>> Oh, is it?
57:22>> Sold out.
57:23>> Is it really? Yes. Camera four besides Stephie Z. Thank you so much. All right.
57:28Jimmy, have you tried micro doing shrooms?
57:31>> No.
57:31>> Mediocre witch wants to know.
57:35>> Nina can't. Jimmy got my standup tonight. Can I ask RB Ham to email audio to you like three and a half minutes?
57:42Nina can't. Nina just send it to our contact atjimmydor.com.
57:47Jimmy jimmydor comedy.com.
57:48>> Contact.
57:49>> Contact jimmycomdy.com. Why don't I just numbers for my brain? It's too much. All right. Uh so why don't you do it there, doll, and put um Nina Can stand up. Love to watch it. Thanks, doll.
58:05Tight three and a half. Look at you.
58:08Jimmy, I'm chewing nicotine gum. I've never smoked. I wanted to try the gum first. H Nina can't. Or is it Nina can?
58:18All right, let's >> kind of funny thinking about thinking about picking up smoking. So, I tried the nicotine gum first just to see if I like it.
58:24>> Still not but a fan. For some reason, in the chat, you wrote Dorothy Kilgallen.
58:30And you know, that's a great story about Dorothy Kilgallen. I read her book. I'm reading it again because I enjoyed it so much. And she's the one that started to investigate JFK's assassination. And Jimmy, what were you saying today this morning about that uh Johnson was on tape?
58:48>> Oh, you know what? I should have put that in the show today. Jimmy, >> there's an audio recording of the right-hand man to LBJ and the head of the DNC talking about how LBJ hired a guy to kill JFK.
59:00>> I I didn't see that yet, so I've got to see that.
59:02>> So, I'll I'll I'll play that Friday.
59:04>> Okay. And uh here we go. Professor Morande is superb. Hey, Adia. Thank you.
59:10Hey, Adia. I don't know even know how to say that, but I do the best I can. Seven Red Rum about Pierce Morgan. Uh, still a prick no matter which way the dick is sliced.
59:21>> Whoa.
59:23It really necessary. Slice and dick in the same phrase. Yikesy. How about looking into delta 9 hemp derived THC products? Chichin Chong come to mind.
59:35I've had 3 milligrams THC drinks before not kick in until 15 minutes after and I've used them for sleep with no hangover after. Well, that's great to know. Thank you, Hart. I will make sure to share this with the team. But also a heart, I'm curious. Do you dream? Do you dream when you do your THC? Do you dream? For positively charged amino acids placed in a row is the proof you need to know that CO 19 was artificial.
60:05Dr. Dangalish, oncology professor in 2021. Thank you, Savage.
60:13Thank you. Do much, Mr. Jimmy. You're the best. And I don't know what the squiggly is, but um I'll call you my exotic chatter. Guinea pigs. Jimmy, we love you. Thank you, Jimmy. We love you.
60:27That's sweet. Uh Drew said, "Has Jimmy or Steph ever shouted out Sumo dog?"
60:34It's Sweez's dog, Sumo Bear. It's a real dog. And Squeeze is a comedy fan owner of Sumo Bear the dog. Thank you, Drew.
60:43Hello, Sumo dog. Greetings from London.
60:47Ian the gin man. Ian. Ian, I love that gin drink. I love it. Uh with uh basil mashed and a little bit of gin with a dash of sparkling or is it tonic?
61:05>> Nice drink.
61:06>> I don't drink.
61:07>> I know you don't, but girl can dream, can't she?
61:11And thank you. Oh, thank you, Ian. So good to hear from you, amigo.
61:16Trump wasn't in on it. Trump was expecting the sigh up from Israel and wasn't surprised when happened. If Trump was in on it, his reaction would have been far more melodramatic. Roarshack, I don't know. Okay. Okay. Back to Jim Jam. So, the good news is somebody's finally being arrested for lying during COVID. somebody, not Fouchi, but somebody in fact uh his senior adviser has been indicted for lying for his role in the cover up.
61:49Uh so let's watch. Here's a >> former top adviser to Dr. Anthony Fouchy now facing criminal charges. Uh this over an alleged cover up involving research into the origins of CO. Rich Edson on this story. Intriguing. Rich, what you find out there in Washington?
62:07>> It is, Bill. The Justice Department has charged David Morren, a doctor, with conspiracy, claiming he concealed federal records to counter evidence that CO 19 may have leaked from a lab in China. All to help restore a controversial corona virus grant.
62:22Morren, a former aid to Dr. Anthony Fouchy testified before the House's CO select subcommittee nearly two years ago about emails he'd sent in February 2021 claiming that he'd learned to make emails disappear after he received Freedom of Information Act requests.
62:40>> Ever delete or attempt to delete a federal record?
62:45>> No. But let me explain why. When I came there in 1998, we were instructed to delete emails um and or to move them into PST files.
62:53>> I was only following orders.
62:56I thought we got rid of that at the Nermberg trial. That that's not that's not a defense, right?
63:03You That's what he's saying. I was told to >> frequently because they jammed the computer.
63:09>> Oh, they jammed the computer. What? The emails jammed the [laughter] computer.
63:17What do you What do you think we're waiting for at the telegraph office for a line to free up so they could send out the important message about catching a steamer boat to China?
63:27They're jammed up, you know, the emails.
63:29They jammed up the computer.
63:32These guys are such bad liars. Fouch's a good liar. These guys are bad liars.
63:35>> Justice Department says Morren used his personal Gmail account to exchange non-public information. The indictment also claims an unnamed co-conspirator gave Morren's wine for his quote behindthecen shenanigans, then suggested he could push scientific commentary in a prominent medical journal advocating that CO 19 had natural origins. That's a competing claim with the lab leak theory. The indictment says the co-conspirator could also provide meals at top restaurants in Paris, New York, and Washington DC. In April 2020, the NIH terminated that back coronavirus grant awarded to Ecoalth Alliance, who
64:12then contracted the Wuhan Institute of Urology to conduct that research in China. From the start of the pandemic, its president, Peter Dazzic, worked to discredit any theory that CO 19 had leaked from that lab.
64:24>> Okay. All right. Thank you, Rich.
64:25>> I wish we had the video of the guy they they read it to him where he said, "I know how to make emails disappear."
64:32We're So anyway, we don't have it, but there it is. This is from the Office of Public Affairs, former senior NIDA official indicted for concealing federal records during CO 19 pandemic.
64:46So there it is. We got it. Uh these allegations represent a profound abuse of trust at a time when America Yeah, I know. Uh it's it's the only bad thing is is that the people who are prosecuting them are just as big of criminals.
65:01That's That's the thing, Todd Blanch.
65:05Anyway, um circumventing records protocols with the intention of avoiding transparency is something that will not be tolerated by this FBI, said Cash Patel. By this FBI?
65:19How many FBI's are there? [laughter] Am I right?
65:26>> [snorts] >> There's Well, there's the uh the FBI where the leader doesn't Is there an FBI where the leader doesn't look like a deer who just stumbled onto a highway?
65:35[laughter] Uh, if convicted, he faces a maximum penalty of 5 years in prison for conspiracy against the United States, a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison for each count of destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in federal investigations, and a maximum penalty of 3 years in prison for each count of concealment, removal, or mutilation of records. Boy, he was mutilating them.
66:02Well, you Wow. You know, he was working for Anthony Fouchy then. Maybe he thought it was a dog.
66:08A federal district judge determined sentencings after considering the US sentencing guidelines. Okay, this is from Katu channel 2 ABC. Email show Fouchy prompted report arguing COVID had natural origin later cited it to squash lab leak. So, we are we covered this, but just to give you a quick reminder that emails obtained by congressional Republicans show Fouchi was involved with creating a report which was called the proximal origins report. That's what they were going to tell you that the the COVID virus originated from a a bat or a pengalin. Remember, it didn't come from the lab. By the way, Jeffrey Saxs
66:48already concluded that Ralph Bareric working for Fouchi created the co virus in a lab at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill and then they sent it to Wuhan and then it escaped from Wuhan.
67:05So that's according to Jeffrey Saxs who was the head of the Lancet group study group on COVID. So, and then it when it leaked, Fouchi, we we covered this.
67:16Fauci then sent there was a bunch of uh scientists over there. They said, "Yeah, it looks like it came from a lab for sure." And then he's like, "Hey, wait a minute. Do you guys want six, seven, eight million?" And they for to do your own research. And they said, "Yeah." And uh can they go, "So, where did that virus come from?" They go, "Oh, no, no.
67:34It came from a pengalin." What did what what did we say? It came from the lab.
67:37No, no, no. Thanks for the 8 million.
67:39That's what happened.
67:42uh the emails obtained by House Republicans on the show Fouchy then director of the uh Dr. Francis Collins then director of the and chief scientist of the World Health Organization prompted a study titled the proximal origins of SARS KV2 that was in 2020 the report was ultimately published in a peer-reviewed medical journal called Nature Medicine. So now you can't trust peer-reviewed medical journals because they fake them. They fake their reports.
68:16Uh prior to publication, it was sent to Fouchy for editing and approval purposes according to the select committee. Then roughly 2 months after the report was written, Collins allegedly emailed Fouchy expressing concern that the proximal origin report published in Nature Medicine had not effectively enough squash theories that CO 19 originated in the lab. So, their cover up wasn't working and they were panicking.
68:42Collins also allegedly questioned if anything more could be done to put down the circulating lab leak theories.
68:50Uh, there and here's the emails. So, there there you go. Hi, Tony and Cliff.
68:54The proposal from the three fringe epidemiologists who met with the secretary seem to be getting a lot of attention and even a co- signature from a Nobel Prize winning Mike Levit at Stanford. there needs to be a quick and devastating published takedown of its.
69:09So what he's saying is that the the scientists who were there looking into the leak said, "Yeah, it was coming. We got to we got to have a published takedown that discredits them."
69:21That so that's what they were doing.
69:23They're covering it up. The next day during a press conference from the White House, Fouchi cited the proximal origin report when questioned about whether the virus may have escaped from a lab.
69:33According to the select committee in 21, one of the origin reports authors, Christian Anderson, insisted to Republicans on the House Oversight and Reform Committee that he objectively weighed all of the evidence and Fouchy did not attempt to influence his work.
69:49However, according to the select committee, Anderson's statement did not comport with the available evidence. The emails from Fouchi, Collins, and Anderson have been uncovered at a time when the lab leak hypothesis had gained new momentum. Roughly a week ago, the Wall Street Journal reported that the US Department of Energy released a report indicating that the pandemic most likely originated from a lab leak. In addition, the DOE and the FBI also concluded the virus. However, that hasn't stopped critics from continuing to dismiss the theory, which people still you talk to morons in Hollywood today, they still
70:23don't know. They don't know anything about it. Uh there it is. Uh Wstrap requests access to Dr. Fouch's personal email and cell phone investigates secret back channel.
70:35There's a back channel. No kidding. Wow.
70:41Today, Select Committee on the Corona virus pandemic chairman Brad Winerup is requesting access to Anthony Fouch's personal email accounts and his cell phone. By the way, they're not prosecuting him. You know why? Because Biden pardoned him for a crime he was never accused of yet. Ain't that weird?
71:00New evidence suggests that Dr. Fouchy may have used his personal email account to communicate about official government business which is illegal.
71:09In an email from Dr. Fouch senior adviser, this guy who just got indicted Morren to disgraced Echo Health Alliance Inc. President Dr. Peter Dazzic. Dr.
71:19Morren states, "I can either send stuff to Tony, meaning Fouchi, on his private Gmail, or hand it to him at work. He is too smart to let colleagues send him stuff that could cause trouble. So, they know they're going to they can't say stuff on government emails because it'll be subpoenaed and then they'll get in trouble. So, now they're going to do it in person or on his personal cell phone or his personal email. So, they're all criminals, but they're not going they're just going after this guy, this Dr.
71:48David Morren, which is kind of a bummer.
71:51Uh, I gotta admit Fouchi is very smart.
71:54Whereas the his friends are total idiots. Why? Because they're friends with Anthony Fouchy and they believe that they were the scorpion and not the frog in the old fable. Did you know that fable? That makes sense. In a separate email, Dr. Morren referenced a secret back channel that he would use to communicate with Dr. Fouchy outside the P. Really? A secret back channel? Wow. I like to I always use the front channel.
72:22[laughter] That's how you identify an honest individual. They use a front channel, not a back channel. When asked about Dr.
72:30Fouch's use of personal email to evade the Freedom of Information Act, Dr.
72:34Morren concernedly testified, "I may have so he may have used his personal email."
72:40This new evidence raises additional serious concerns about public health officials purposely concealing information and behaving as if they are unaccountable to the American people that they are. Turns out that they they are unaccountable. That's why do they do that? Cuz they are. Um here it is. It's from David Morren to Peter Dazz. PS. I forgot to say there is no worry about the Freedom of Information Act requests.
73:06I can either send stuff to Tony on his private Gmail or hand it to him at work at his h or at his house. He is too smart to let colleagues send him stuff that would cause trouble. Sounds like these guys are criminals. They're in what you call a criminal conspiracy.
73:22That would be a conspiracy. And if you have a theory about it, then they'll call you a conspiracy theorist, even though they're in a conspiracy.
73:32Uh there's more. And at the bottom, I suggested Arthur try to interview Tony directly and connected him to our secret back channel.
73:42So, this is all to avoid people knowing what was really going on during co that they invented it and then they lied about it. Isn't it funny that your li friends are still aren't upset at Dr.
73:53Fouchi, even after everybody knows, even the FBI admits, even everybody that they invented this virus that supposedly killed millions and millions of people and they're not upset at him and then he lied about inventing it. I I don't try try to square that circle. At a hearing last week, select subcommittee held Dr.
74:15mourns publicly accountable for undermining the operations of the US government, likely lying to Congress on multiple occasions, deleting federal co 19 records, and using his personal email account to evade foyer. Considering Dr.
74:29Morren was under the leadership of Fouchi while working at the National Institute of El the select subcommittee is concerned that Fouchi had knowledge of his senior adviser's nefarious behavior and potentially engaged in misconduct. You think you think he says wow maybe uh breaking the department of justice has indicted Fouch's top adviser. The indictment accused him of falsifying records to bury the lab leak theory and invading foyer requests by using a private Gmail. The pandemic led to one of the largest wealth transfers in history from workingclass Americans to the billionaire class.
75:07We absolutely deserve to know the truth about its origins, especially because its main architects, Bill Gates and Dr.
75:14Fouchy are openly telling telling the public another pandemic is coming, which they are. Wow. And when they say another pandemic is coming, that means they are still perfecting it in a lab.
75:30Fouchi, you know, he's such a perfectionist. They got away with using the pandemic to transfer wealth to the rich. one time. So, of course, they're going to do it again under the guise of science and smearing anyone who dares to question the official narrative.
75:44That's proud socialist. Let's Let's watch. Let's Here he is.
75:48>> There will absolutely [music] be an outbreak of another pandemic.
75:51>> There will absolutely be.
75:53>> I'm planning.
75:54>> And how do we how do we know? Cuz I'm planning it.
75:58>> It may be next year.
76:00>> Co was for me like rehearsal.
76:03>> You know, we just need to mess around.
76:05There's a lot of lipid nanop [music] particles and some are very self assembly.
76:09>> We know what's next. A new wave of pandemics is going to be upon us. I'm convinced that there will be another pandemic.
76:17>> Oh, certainly we'll have one >> in the next 25 years.
76:20>> Is it It's just what a parade of virtually identical sociopaths.
76:26All all then they all have duper delight as they announce their next pandemic.
76:30Duper's delight is when you're you can't help but smile when you're saying something horrible.
76:35when you're lying.
76:36>> Uh, [music] you know, there's even some pathogens out there that we're watching over right now. [music] And so, I probably took bioteterror, which is a really awful, uh, we are going to see a whole new age of biological weapons. We have to grapple with that reality cuz that is what is coming.
76:55>> I can't go into all the details, but there are man-made threats that we were prepared to deal with.
77:00>> When the next [music] pandemic comes, Noki and it will. We must be ready to answer decisively. [music] >> They're all criminals.
77:12That guy's the head of the WH. He works handinhand with terrorist groups. No kidding. And he's not even a doctor. I'm pretty sure he's a Isn't he a veterinarian?
77:21>> Yes.
77:22>> Yeah.
77:23>> You know, we'll have to prepare for the next one. That, you know, I'd say [music] is uh >> Do you see how he's smiling as he says this? We got to prepare for the next one. Haha.
77:35And at the same time, she's looking at him cuz she goes, "What did you try to slip me?"
77:39>> Right. Here we go.
77:41>> We'll get attention this time.
77:43>> He's smiling.
77:45That's called Duper's Delight. Couldn't help. Can't help but smile.
77:50Uh exclusive. The NIH has removed veriologist Ralph Bareric from all of his grants. UNCC placed Bareric on leave. So that's the guy who uh according to Jeffrey Sachs invented the co corona virus and then shipped it to Wuhan. Senior HHS officials say UNC was complicit in starting the COVID pandemic.
78:12So does so does Jeffrey Sachs.
78:15Uh Bareric designed the gun, but the Chinese built it and then they pulled the trigger.
78:22That That's what a That's what a sociopathic criminal looks like right there. That's the That's what they look like.
78:28Okay. So, I guess that I guess that's good news. I'll take it. I guess it's better than having nobody indicted.
78:36Uh I guarantee that guy doesn't do time.
78:39I I would I would bet money that that guy does not do time.
78:44And if you'd like to hear my co jokes, and I got them, I got a whole special called CO lies are funny. Uh but maybe I'm coming to your town. I'm going to be in Atlanta, Georgia in May 23rd, May 24th, Raleigh, North Carolina. And then Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Spokane, Tacoma, Levittown, New York at Governor's. Go to jimmy door.com for a link for tickets.
79:03Over to Steph.
79:06All right. Can I hear the chime the Jimmy Door Shop? Like it. I like to hear it. I can't touch it. It's too fun.
79:14>> Jimmy, [music] >> I love that chime.
79:19>> You're fired. Get out of here. You're fired.
79:22>> I wasn't expecting that one. Jimmy, >> immediately >> I know he's trying to do one more.
79:27>> We stand for you. [laughter] >> Oh, Jimmy, you've got to show the image again later today.
79:34>> Okay.
79:34>> Him tackling the White House intruder.
79:37All right. Thank you, Amber. Give Pierce Morgan a break. He can get arrested for his speech over Israel. Oh, wait. Now we can, too. Look at you, Amber. Too smart for your own good, girl. Texas Gadfly, Jimmy. He has to. He can't say it because UK doesn't have free speech.
79:57>> I know about that. Do we?
79:59>> Pierce Morgan comes from a military family and he's very proud of it.
80:03According to Antonio, >> pro-democracy, my ass. That's from my girl Noel. Thank you, Noel.
80:13Just like the George Floyd protests and how Trump wanted to suppress those protests. Arch Angelo.
80:22People dream when they do nicotine substitutes like gum or losenes. Maybe that's why Jimmy is suddenly dreaming so much.
80:29>> Kinky, too.
80:30>> What? Why am I dreaming? No, I've >> Trump has cratered.
80:33>> Okay.
80:33>> Whoa.
80:35A kid at heart. Our government should have known that blowing up buildings and killing tons of innocent people would rally and unite the citizens of a country. They did it in New York, after all. A kid at heart.
80:46You know, I just wonder how many of your friends have stopped getting boosters.
80:52How many And when did they stop?
80:54>> When did they start thinking for themselves?
80:56>> Like when did they go, "Oh, you know what?
80:57>> When did they start doing their own research?"
80:59>> Whoa. Or or did they just decide, you know, like, "Oh, I won't do it. I won't do And how many, you know, it's interesting like we have friends that got shut out of industries because they wouldn't take the shots, you know, and how much economic damage did that do to the working class. They don't care. They don't care. In the meantime, we've got to build that ballroom. Come on, build the ballroom.
81:24And I know there's the word on the street, you know, people are like, "It's not just a ballroom. It's a data center."
81:31All right. So, let me go over here. Here I have some other ones that I need to read from.
81:38Okay, here we go. Let's keep Oh, this is a new one, too.
81:45All right, let's go here, folks.
81:51Hey, Jimmy, thank you for introducing me to Stu Peters. I watch his show every day. That's from the judges.
81:57Look at this. The Nick Tollo show has raided this stream. Look at that.
82:02>> No kidding.
82:03>> Yes. Thank you, Nick. Look at you, Nick.
82:07Riding our street.
82:08>> I remember the first time I saw Nick Depal was like 1993 in Chicago. He was one of the funniest guys I'd ever seen.
82:14Oh, no. No. First time I saw him was on the HBO Young Comedian special. He was also hilarious on that. He was great.
82:20He's funny. He's very, very, very funny guy.
82:22>> And how many of those people did you end up meeting in life doing comedy?
82:25>> Um, all of them, >> right?
82:28>> Yes. And I Yeah, >> pretty fun. Dan Kum, Rob Schneider, David Spade. I never met Dennis Miller.
82:35>> You met Rob Schneider. Did you always say Rob?
82:37>> Yeah, I met I didn't I never met Warren Oh, I did. I did. I met him, too. I met uh I met Nick Depalo, Ray Romano, all of them. I worked with all of them.
82:49>> Uh they could still get Fouchy state charges or for crimes outside of the pardon date window, but they won't. And yes, you know, uh where do I have that?
82:59Let's see here. Oh, where did that go?
83:01Uh, states have the legal authority to investigate and prosecute federal officials for alleged violations of state law, though such actions face significant constitutional hurdles. Do we have a constitution?
83:13As of early 2025, a coalition of 17 Republican state attorneys generals has launched an investigation into Anthony Fouch's role in CO 19 pandemic response, specifically focusing on claims of misleading statements and suppression of scientific debate.
83:30String them up.
83:33Okay. Thank you, liquor giant. When was the last time that session in Congress had 100% attendance? Mr. natural or is that natural?
83:44I sometimes wonder if Fouch's co-conspirators are the ones who push the virus aren't real to keep people from realizing they enhanced pathogens to be boweapon. Arch Angelo.
83:59>> So come to me.
84:00>> Um back to Mr. Jim.
84:02>> So uh Megan Kelly got a hold of some polling data. Uh the most recent one is a Pew polling data uh that I can find.
84:11Um this is from April 23rd. Uh only 32% of Americans are very or somewhat confident that Trump can make good decisions on the Russia Ukraine war.
84:24Wow.
84:25Wow. Uh 66% are not confident, including 41% that are not confident at all.
84:35>> Wow. What was that? How much?
84:37>> 41% say they are not confident at all.
84:41This is one of Trump's weakest areas across 12 foreign policy issues tested.
84:47Um, yeah. Well, let's Here's what Megan Kelly has to say about it.
84:54Trump has cratered. I mean, cratered.
84:57Not it's like not even present tense anymore. It's done. Just 23% approve of his overall performance. 21% of independents support this war on Iran.
85:0621. You've got 79% of independents who are against folks. You cannot win elections like that. Democrat or Republican, you got 80% of the independents against you. You're effed.
85:17You need to adjust something ASAP. And listen to this. How many independents approve of Trump's job performance when it comes to the cost of living? 12. They were already suffering and they were blaming him. And then we launched a war of choice that was not necessary. and their gas prices went up and energy prices are going up. So, this pain is likely only to get worse and this war needs to come to an end right away. At least now President Trump seems to want it. Unfortunately, as the old saw goes, it's very easy to start a war and very difficult to end one. The Iranians get a say and they're not rolling over.
85:52>> Trump has cratered. I mean, cratered.
85:54>> Trump has cratered.
85:58Wow. Let's listen to those. Uh, let's listen to to those stats again.
86:02>> Not it's like not even present tense anymore. It's done. Just 23% approve of his overall performance.
86:08>> Just 23% approve of his overall performance.
86:11>> Wow.
86:12>> What do they approve of?
86:14>> Whoa.
86:16>> 21% of independents support this war on Iran. 21. You've got 79% of independents who are against. Folks, you cannot win elections like that. Democrat or Republican, you got 80% of the independents against you. You're effed.
86:31You need to adjust something ASAP. And listen to this. How many independents approve of Trump's job performance when it comes to the cost of living? 12.
86:38>> Wo.
86:39>> They were already suffering and they were blaming him. And then we launched a war of choice that was not necessary and their gas prices went up and energy prices are going up. So, this pain is likely only to get worse and this war needs to come to an end right away. At least now President Trump seems to want it. Unfortunately, as the old saw goes, it's very easy to start a war and very difficult to end one.
87:04>> Boy, she's got good eye makeup. I got to say, she really isn't Isn't it makeup?
87:08Her whole >> her whole makeup thing is great.
87:11The whole the way she's got the hair swooping. Am I not supposed to I'm not supposed to comment on women, right? Is that bad?
87:17>> Just on men. Just talk about men and how they look.
87:19>> Is that bad? Bish, you should say something.
87:22>> Uh, I like the swoop. I like the eyeliner, eyeshadow.
87:26>> How about the brow even? It's nice.
87:28>> Nice brow.
87:29>> Brow.
87:31>> Look at her her the lips. The whole I'm not supposed to say anything.
87:34>> And her decolletage.
87:36>> What is that?
87:38A decorage.
87:39>> Decolage.
87:41>> Is that what that's called? What's a decolletage? I never heard that word.
87:44>> Oh, yeah. I thought Oh, I'm not I'm not supposed to say anything. But anyway, there Megan Kelly.
87:52Trump has cratered. It's over.
87:56Wow. There you go. Okay. Over to stuff.
88:01Okay, ladies and gentlemen. All right.
88:05Um, see here. Let's move back this way.
88:09Ah, okay. I got to I sometimes want I read that one. Here we go. Miranda says, "We're all aware. Were Were we all aware that the White House ballroom they're trying to get taxpayers to fund is going to include a hospital as well as a data center? Miranda, I started to read about the data center. Um I I didn't know if it's verified yet, but uh actually I I saw Dissident do a real good uh job covering it and it's just so annoying.
88:39It wasn't supposed to be taxpayer funded. It was supposed to be all from his you like donors and um but now we have to worry about the safety and security of a president because obviously the Secret Service can't handle taking care of the president and he can't leave the White House at any point. This is ridiculous. A ballroom.
88:59A ballroom. Do you remember anybody campaigning on we got to get us a ballroom in there?
89:05>> I I could use a little more ballroom if you know what I'm [laughter] talking about. Right. Come on. These these underpants a little tight up. Come on.
89:13>> Come on. Are you supposed to talk about that?
89:15>> Hey, >> are we supposed to talk about a man's underpants in ballroom?
89:18>> In ballroom.
89:19>> I don't remember my dreams much, but I take four GM whole food vitamins.
89:25Two are for energy and nutrition.
89:29>> Partridge in a pear tree.
89:32>> Two are for energy and nutrition. When I wake up, I sleep and calm at night.
89:37There's no Bio Bionique personalized multivitamins.
89:43There's also Bionique personalized multivitamins. Heart. O you.
89:50I just saw an article on the internet that Spanish flu was man-made. Huge John. I got to look for that one. And we were talk, you know, we keep talking about um how they do all this bowarfare and everything like this. I don't know if you're aware of this and I'm sure some of my World War II uh people uh you're aware that Japan actually dropped fleas and ticks and in China and um that they were diseased and um the results weren't good. People died. All right.
90:24Oh, what was this one? Tropical rocket.
90:26Human society didn't just start existing and be resilient when vaccines were invented. Tropical rocket. Back to Jim Jam. So, our favorite CNN guy, Brian Stelter, is back at it. No.
90:38>> Yes. He He tweets out, "The White House correspondents dinner attendees are processing the traumatic stress [laughter] of Saturday night's lockdown on their own terms and timelines." It got me thinking about the other communities that have been shaken by violence recently.
91:02Wow. He he was a really smart assassin.
91:05You got to give it to the guy. Uh it was >> today I've been having some memories come back from last night, but I've also been thinking about Shreport about >> Have you been thinking about how much Ozic you've been taking? Because he's definitely [laughter] been taking Ompic.
91:19He's been taking Ozmpic. Look at him.
91:21>> Today I've been having some memories come back from last night. But I've also been thinking about Shreport, about the mass murder a week ago. I was thinking about the the mall shooting in Louisiana where that teen girl died a few days ago. Uh the scourge of gun violence is all too common in America and I've been thinking about how people process it. My sources, my contacts, my friends who were in the room with me, they're processing the traumatic stress. And I know for me personally, the memories have been flooding back today. I remembered uh talking to House Speaker Mike Johnson 2 minutes before all this
91:50went down. And then I remembered as we were crouching on the ground uh hearing people shouting, "Get down." and wondering if there was some asalent who was loose in the ballroom. So, those memories are coming back and and I'm also thinking about how people who work at places like CNN, uh people like this, we have access to counselors, we have access to employee assistance programs, we typically have health insurance, but what about folks in Shreport, right?
92:11What about folks uh who who experience this in their communities, in their hometowns, in their schools, in their churches? Do they have that support? Uh you know, the journalists in the room last night are not special. what happened last night was not extraordinary except for the fact that Trump and his cabinet officials were there. It was actually incredibly ordinary. That's the sad reality. And uh so that's what I've been thinking about.
92:32>> That's what he's been thinking about.
92:34He's thinking he's mostly about the gun violence. Nothing about the knife violence though because the guy had knives on him too. You know, like a real assassin. You know, if you're a smart assassin, you forego the overly complex sniper rifle with a scope and you just grab a short-range shotgun that hits everything a little bit in a wide area.
92:50And as long as you're really close, I mean, you know, come on. And as long as you're that close, then it's time to pull out the knives and run up there and try to start attacking the president like you're at a Dave Chappelle concert.
93:04The guy brought knives with him and a shotgun.
93:08Okay. Anyway, uh, so that there's him talking about how hard we all have to process it. You mean a shooting that wasn't even in the room you were in? the shooting that was outside in the hotel somewhere else where nobody got shot.
93:24You mean that kind of shooting? That kind of thing. You got to process it. Uh Glenn Greenwald, who's a real journalist, he uh retweeted and said, "Oh god, journalists go to wars.
93:36Journalists go to prison. They're shot at and threatened by the state. I'm sure hearing distant gunshots was scary, but enough with this self-centering of emotions. If you need therapy, get over it. Go get it." But but a journalist trauma is not of public relevance. Uh 100% well said. I've been asking Glenn to come on the show. He's he's ignoring me. It's hurting my feelings. So if anybody knows him personally, give him a nudge. Say, "Hey, what Jimmy Door wants you to come on the show?" He used to come on our show all he's the only guest who calls me James. I miss it.
94:10>> I miss Double G.
94:11>> We used to be I thought Glenn and I were It hurts my feelings. Um Chuck Taylor's version. So here is Al Jazer's Heidi Pet says journalist Amal Khali received threats from an Israeli WhatsApp numbering number during the last warning her to stop reporting or leave Lebanon if she wanted her head to remain on her shoulders before being killed today in an Israeli attack. Chuck says, "Hey Brian Stelter, how many segments is CNN doing on the hundreds of journalists deliberately and systematically assassinated by Israel?"
94:44Over 200 actually killed by Israel. How many you doing anything about that? You did that didn't even come up, did it? Didn't even come up with I I remembered the free port. I remember that. Did you remember the 200 journalists that were killed in Gaza covering Gaza by Israel? No, you didn't. That didn't come up. Huh? I'm sure he would say that Israel has a right to defend itself from journalism.
95:09[laughter] Uh oh, the humanity. Look, look how look how shaken they are. She's making sure she gets the bottle of champagne before they leave. Isn't that something?
95:19>> Mhm.
95:21>> I mean, that's fine. As long as she's not wearing real fur. That's what I say.
95:25As long as that's not real fur.
95:27>> There is chaos all around him and he never put down his fork. This guy, remember this guy, man casually continues to eat his meal [laughter] amongst the White House correspond. Watch this.
95:39>> In the room, Secretary Pete Hex is in that room. But you've got Scott Bessent in that room. You have Tulsi Gabbard in that room. You of course have JD Vance in this guy in that room United States.
95:51And as John mentioned, the White House correspondent [laughter] is where we are presently broadcasting. They're pro They're processing it all in their own way.
96:00>> I hope he has access to health spe mental health specialists.
96:05He's got it's it's amazing. Come on. Uh, it looks like somebody at What that looks like to me is somebody attended the rehearsal meeting when they ran all this through. That's what that is. What What's he going to do? Leave the sourdough croutons just sitting there.
96:22[laughter] Uh, where the hell did they dig out Stelter from? Thought he disappeared with Don Lemon. No, they brought He did disappear, then they brought him back.
96:32They brought back Brian Stelter. You know why? Because the ladies need a little eye candy. [laughter] The ladies need a little eye can. I mean, you can see where they put it.
96:40He's got no talent. He's never broken a real story in his life and he just repeats Pablum from the establishment.
96:47But that, you know, why he's on TV. Come on.
96:50>> Why would they w Why would they bring him? You couldn't bring back someone else.
96:54>> I think it's for ratings.
96:55>> But yeah. [laughter] Okay, we're going to go to Rumble now.
97:00We'll see you over at Rumble, everybody.
97:02See you over at Rumble. We got Pete Hex melted down. He crashed out, as the kids say today, at his hearing in Congress.
97:09We're going to cover that and a lot more. See you over at Rumble.
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