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10:54>> [laughter] >> Oh, fun and game.
10:59[laughter] >> Okay, I might have to leave in the middle of the show today because I am a half turn of the screw away from a kidney attack. A kidney stone attack. It was had me up all night. I only got I got maybe four hours of sleep last night. I spent most of it in the bathroom trying to piss. Couldn't. Uh, but I have uh my uh my kidney doctor is going to take me at 9:00 am tomorrow. So hopefully he'll give me an operation tomorrow. I know that sounds >> What's that phone call?
11:28>> I call up and I go uh hey, I'm a patient of the doctors and uh I have an appointment June 5th, but I have I'm having kidney stone pains uh right now and so I wonder if I could bump that up.
11:44is there's anything open today or tomorrow or soon? And the woman says, "Uh, well, if you change your appointment, you're going to lose your old appointment." And I go, "Okay, but wh why are you saying that?" And she says, "Uh, well, you could lose your appointment. That's all I'm letting you know." I go, "Why would I lose my appointment?" And she said, "Well, if you change your appointment, you'll lose that appointment." I'm going, "Yeah, but I'm not. Do is there something available? Could you just tell me?" And she says, "No, there isn't." I go, "Then I'm not going to lose that appointment.
12:15Why would I change it?" Anyway, I go, "The point is, um, there's nothing available." And she says, "No."
12:24And I said, "Even if I'm a current patient with kidney stones that he's supposed to operate on already."
12:32And she says, "Hold on." And she puts me on hold for two minutes and comes back and says, "All right. What's your name?"
12:40And I go, "James Door. What's your date of birth?" Okay. I give her my date of birth. She goes, "Can you be here tomorrow at 9:00?"
12:47>> Yes. And what I wanted to say, >> but since I'm doing my Yiani and stuff, >> uh, I'm supposed to, uh, integrate my wild masculine shadow side with my, uh, feeling, uh, an animma so I don't cause more problems. So, I didn't say, "Well, so you were lying then about that cuz there actually is an appointment exactly at 9:00 in the morning tomorrow." I didn't say that. I just said, "Hey, I really appreciate you. Thank you for doing that." And I hung up.
13:22>> What the Anyway, so uh it's happening. It's happening again.
13:30And I I want to get the operation done today or tomorrow or tomorrow or Wednesday so I could go to I'm supposed to be in Tulsa and Oklahoma City Saturday and Sunday and then the and then the next weekend I'll be in Atlanta and Raleigh. Go to jimmy.com for a league for tickets you Uh June Anyway uh anyway so here we are. Uh, I'm here with the world's premier voice impressionist, uh, Mike McCrae. Mike McCrae is here.
14:00>> That's my name. You got it, buddy.
14:02[laughter] >> Mike, I >> hope you feel better. I hope this gets uh, rectified quickly.
14:09>> I'm thinking that, Mike, we should maybe start every show with the call from you from now on. So, instead of doing uh, two calls a week, we do three.
14:18I know that would require a bump up in pay. I understand this.
14:23Are you >> Oh. Uh, okay. Well, yeah, we could talk about that.
14:26>> Okay. [laughter] >> All right. All right.
14:31>> Uh, what do you you What do you get?
14:33100,000 a year now. I just bump it up to what, 120. Anyway, >> it sounds good. [laughter] >> See, that's me doing comedy. That's me being the court jester, as Zach Alphanakis would say.
14:47Okay. [laughter] Oh, Mike, we got a Zack Elephanakis segment coming up. Do you you don't want to you do not want to miss it. It's better than my Bill >> about what his show.
14:59>> No, about what he said about Theo Vaughn and Joe Rogan not being the court gesture to uh to Trump and JD Vance.
15:06>> Oh, okay. Yeah, I think I saw him >> because if there's if there's anybody who speaks truths to power, it's Zach Elephantis.
15:15>> That's true.
15:15>> I mean, his show is hilarious and Jack Zack Alfanakis is hilarious.
15:20And uh but he's one of those guys who doesn't know what he doesn't know.
15:24>> He doesn't know that he doesn't know anything.
15:28>> And so and and when he had a chance to speak truth to power to Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, he didn't. And I'm going to show you that today. So anyway, I don't want to I don't want to give away too much of the segment that's coming up directly after uh our sketches, our little skits together.
15:45Um, >> our spiel.
15:48>> Our spiel. Yeah. Okay. Ready? Uh, let's just jump right into it. Uh, wait a minute. I have to The people who are watching live, they they're they're the best fans and uh they they get the most out of this show.
16:05And and the people who are premium members because then they get this part two. So the people who aren't premium members, they just get the clips after they're edited. They don't get this kind of stuff. And this is the kind of stuff that uh is uh is so important I cut it out.
16:22[laughter] Anyway, again, I just can't stop today.
16:29[laughter] I cannot stop. Um ready. And hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?
16:37>> Hey, Jimmy. This is Vice President JD Vance.
16:40>> Hello, Mr. Vice President. Good to hear from you.
16:44Well, it's always a pleasure to talk to you, too, Jimmy. I thoroughly enjoy the opportunities we have to converse and exchange ideas in a civil manner.
16:54>> Why are you talking like that?
16:56>> Oh, I I'm sorry. I'm practicing.
16:58>> For what?
17:00>> Well, pretty soon Donald Trump is going on his big visit to China. The first since 2017.
17:06It's a whole big profile deal, but that means I'll be the man of the house while he's gone.
17:12>> [laughter] >> And the house in question is being the white. Therefore, I'm practicing [laughter] being all stately and presidential >> like Donald Trump is.
17:22>> Exactly. So, go ahead and ask me anything.
17:25>> Okay. Tell me more about this China trip.
17:28>> Jimmy, I'm glad you asked that question.
17:31President Trump has ardently asserted that >> you don't need to talk like that that way with me.
17:38>> Oh, okay. Jimmy, it's going to be crazy, dude. [laughter] Trump is demanding so much The Chinese are going to be like, "You crazy, round eye. You go home now."
17:48>> Oh, is that so?
17:51>> Well, not that last part. That was just me being racist. But yeah, you see, Trump has decided to blame our shitty ass economy on China and our trade deficit with them. That way, he can fix the problem. the only way he knows how. Browbeating someone into accepting some sort of a deal >> like with Iran.
18:13>> Perfect example because it absolutely did not work and [laughter] now everyone is worse off for it.
18:19>> Yep.
18:20>> But this but this is going to go even worse because China more than anyone else understands and knows how to deal with Donald Trump.
18:29>> How so?
18:31>> Well, think about it. China had kings and emperors for 3,000 years. There were definitely some unhinged desperates mixed in there. So, they have a very old handbook on how to deal with individuals like Trump with little dragons drawn in the margin. [laughter] And they got him figured out.
18:48>> They know that he can be controlled with flattery.
18:51>> Yeah.
18:53The last time he went there, they threw a military parade in his honor. And he still talks about that like an autistic four-year-old who saw a train.
19:03He saw that and literally said, "I want that for my birthday." And I am not kidding. [laughter] But China knows if they go even bigger this time, throw them like a world's fair or whatever with dragons and fireworks, Shen Yun Chinese acrobat a night sky drone depiction of Trump riding a panda to heaven, then he's going to cave on every single demand they make.
19:27>> Ah, I see.
19:29>> AI. Well, the Chinese are super smart.
19:32Maybe they actually are the ones who should be in charge of it. Taiwan, consider it yours, babe. purchasing US agricultural products only if you're hungry. And all because they let him use silverware instead of chopsticks at the state dinners. [laughter] Didn't even have to do that awkward thing where you ask, "I'm I'm sorry.
19:50Could I have a knife and fork? I'm just whole thumbs with these things."
19:53>> Oh. Oh, no.
19:56>> You know how he wanted to secure $1 trillion of Chinese investment in the US? Well, I'm going to let you in on a secret. Once you get to a certain level, any amount of money sounds huge.
20:07So, China will whiff on the trill, but Trump will brag about securing $950 million of foreign investment. Massive win. Huge win.
20:18>> Sneaky.
20:20>> Oh, tell me about the sneakiest. But whatever. While he's getting snowbed into Orient, I will be extremely statesmanlike here in DC. I'll be running the show, making sure the trains run on time, and making sure those darn aids are doing work and not constantly gambling on their phones. Jeez, I swear a bunch of addicts.
20:39>> Are you looking forward to having this responsibility?
20:43>> Not really. Not really. I kind of like doing nothing to be completely honest with you. And no cap, I wish it were me going to China. I would love to go. I think China's super cool.
20:55>> Is that so?
20:56>> Oh yeah, dude. I think dragons are super neat. Did you know that in China a dragon is a symbol of good luck? Not like a scary monster like they are here.
21:06And that feels right to me. That seems like what a dragon should be. [laughter] >> Uhhuh.
21:16>> China's way cooler than India. India sucks. Ducha [laughter] drags me there sometimes to go see her family.
21:22And I hate it.
21:24>> It's miserable there. You get there and everyone's just dumping trash and rivers and taking shits wherever they like.
21:30Like, well, I hope I get out of here without chalera. Jesus Christ.
21:42>> [laughter] >> What do what do what do dragons represent in India?
21:52>> They don't even have dragons. That's how much India sucks, dude. [laughter] >> They have like elephants and I'm like, those already exist. Elephants represent elephants, you morons. [laughter] Okay.
22:04Well, I should probably go. We just insulted a billion people. That's a little rich even for my blood.
22:11>> I said good things about China, though, so it should really even itself out.
22:15Always a pleasure, Jimmy. And then until next time, niha, [laughter] >> What does nama mean?
22:27>> It means hello.
22:28>> Oh, okay. All right, brother. [laughter] I Oh, that's I that's a great call. Nice job.
22:36>> Thank you.
22:37>> Okay.
22:40Uh I have to wait for Misha to take her sweater off because it's, you know, it's Los Angeles. It's only 85 degrees today.
22:52>> Anyway, [laughter] oh they couldn't even do the handoff of the sweater without something up.
22:59>> Relax.
23:00>> Okay.
23:01Jesus Christ.
23:03Two chicks, one brain. That's what we call it. Anyway, >> oh my goodness.
23:11[laughter] >> Live stream.
23:16>> Okay. Ready? Uh, >> are you ready?
23:21>> Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?
23:24>> Hey, man. It's Jeff Bridges. Ah, >> friend of the show, Bridges. Jeff Bridges. How are you, Jeff?
23:31Yeah, I'm doing pretty far out, man. How about yourself?
23:34>> Doing great, Jeff. What's on your mind?
23:37>> Now, I'll tell you what's on my mind, man. What's with this boat, man?
23:43>> What? What boat?
23:45>> The boat where everyone has this rat disease that kills people. Ha.
23:51Why are they How can they Why don't they just blow it the up, [laughter] you know, just to be safe? Well, Jeff, that would probably be a giant overreaction.
24:03>> Well, I don't want that that rat Keep the rat virus at sea, man, until the whole thing, you know, blows over.
24:12>> So, you just keep people afloat on an ocean indefinitely.
24:17>> I mean, they're on a cruise, man. It's not like they're in a dinghy.
24:22They have shows and buffets with crab legs. Uh, all the people on the boat were quarantined in their rooms that there wasn't any buffet service or entertainment.
24:34>> Oh. Oh, that sucks, man. Those rooms are tiny.
24:38>> Yeah, >> but I don't want another pandemic. I can't go through that again, man.
24:43>> The lockdown and then I got cancer and had to go through SIBO treatment. I'm not doing that again, man.
24:51Keep that at sea until it blows over. Well, hey, wasn't the pandemic and you getting cancer unrelated?
25:01>> Well, yeah, but I still don't want the rat virus.
25:06>> Apparently, ha is contagious, but it's not like a corona virus. They're not worried about another pandemic type situation.
25:15>> Look, I don't give a man. It's a rat virus from a animal, man.
25:21Anytime a virus comes from an animal, it's a doomsday disease.
25:25[laughter] Bird flu is from birds. Co, it was from a wet market.
25:34>> No, it was from a lab in Wuhan.
25:38>> Oh, is that uh is that not racist to say anymore?
25:41>> No, that's that thing we can say now. It used to be racist to say that, but now it's not racist.
25:49Well, how can that be?
25:51>> No one knows, Jeff. It's a mystery.
25:54>> Far out, man. Whatever. [laughter] Somehow CO came from an animal. This is from rats, man. Which are the dirtiest of all, so this disease will be dirtier.
26:07Hey, man. The bubanic plague was from rats. Haven't we learned man, from the Middle Ages? Keep that at sea until the whole thing blows over.
26:19>> Well, hun can't come from any rodent.
26:21Uh, actually, hun virus can come from any rodent. Actually, the cruise was in South America. Uh, >> capabaris.
26:35>> Capabaris live in South America.
26:38They are rodents. Technically, they're the world's largest rodent.
26:43Oh yeah, Capaboras.
26:46Those guys are cool, man.
26:48>> They are.
26:50>> They just sort of hang out, you know, just chill in the water over there. I I dig it, man. I dig their whole vibe. I wouldn't mind getting sick from Capabaras.
27:00>> You wouldn't?
27:02>> Yeah. How bad could it be? Like I said, I dig their vibes, man.
27:06>> So, you're you're feeling a little better about the boat, then?
27:10>> I don't know, man. How about you? Are you worried?
27:13>> I wouldn't say I'm worried, but I don't trust the so-called authorities to handle outbreaks anymore.
27:19>> Yeah, man. it. I still think they should have waited till the whole thing blew over, but it's too late now.
27:28it, dude.
27:28>> Right.
27:30>> What about the guy who ran over the tarmac in Denver and got hit by a 747?
27:36>> What What What about him? Well, did he have a hir? Did it make him crazy? I >> I don't think that had anything to do with the hivirus.
27:48>> So, those two stories aren't related.
27:51>> Not that I know of.
27:53>> Is he okay?
27:55>> No, he died.
27:57>> Oh, no.
27:58>> Hey, look, Jeff, we need to get on with the show. Uh, some of these things you could just Google. You don't need to call me and ask basic questions about local news stories.
28:10Far out, man. I hear you. I hope you don't catch the captain flu or whatever in case it is decidedly unchill.
28:18I'm going to stay inside for a year just to be safe. [laughter] I better not get cancer again, man. Have a good show, Jimmy. You give him what for. You tell him. Jeff Bridges says, "Fuck it, man. Nothing's going to last. Might as well do a J." [laughter] I don't do Jay's anymore, Jeff. But I I I I get your sentiment. You enjoyed the J.
28:42>> Yeah. No, I didn't mean you. I meant me.
28:45>> Yeah. [laughter] Okay, Jeff. Take care, pal.
28:50>> Yeah. Bye.
28:52>> Okay. Far out, man. [laughter] All right, Mike McCrae. Great job as always. Funny stuff.
28:58>> That was great.
28:59>> Uh, anything you want to plug, Mikey?
29:02Yeah, I guess I got to go out of town for a little while, but I got some shows here in the Austin area. Uh once I get back, you can check me out on Instagram, Mike McCrae online. M A C R A. I post all my shows there. Check it out.
29:15>> Okay, everybody, check it out. Go see Mikey McCrae. You won't be sorry. All right, brother. Thanks again. Great job.
29:20We'll talk later.
29:23>> Talk to you guys later.
29:25>> Okay. Uh, no. I'm going to Yeah. All right, let's take a break.
29:34We'll be right back.
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34:50>> Hey everybody, welcome back uh to the live stream. I'm here with Kurt Mexican.
34:54Hi Kurt.
34:55>> Hey Jimmy.
34:58>> Kurt has got uh many podcasts happening.
35:00Uh can't even keep up.
35:03Yeah, I multi- uh pod p podcast castle.
35:06It's like dimensional but a podcast >> now. Um, did you get either of those podcast that you're working on on Rumble yet?
35:14>> No. Well, mine my regular one I have not put on Rumble, but I have to because I'm uh knocked off of uh >> Yeah, I know. So, but whatever. You'll get to it this year, next year, whenever.
35:24>> Well, I'm a busy man. Plus, my think tank has been so solving a lot of crimes for me.
35:29>> Oh, really?
35:30>> Yeah. Turning Point Sam Tripley. It's really a group de text, but but I call it my think tank and it is. I got I get all this great info. I get all this Peter Teal info. Nobody knows.
35:40>> How do I get on that text? I mean, come on. I need I need that.
35:43>> That's what Sam Tripley asks. And I go, Sam, you deserve the truth and an audit and I just want you to know if anything happens to you, we will continue with this think tank. [laughter] So what what one of the um banees of my existence in Hollywood is that the people I love as comedians and have enjoyed their comedy since I moved here uh they don't know anything about anything when it comes to uh politics or world affairs or anything >> science >> science >> anything at all and and they go shut up you don't know >> we don't I know I don't know so you don't know anything so shut So that's called projection. And here Zach
36:23Elanacis is going to do some more what Carl Jung would call projection. So uh Zack Elephanakis does a hilarious pretend talk show called B between Two Ferns.
36:34>> I love it. It's hilarious. He's great at it. But it's >> made me vote for Obama, >> but it's silly. Yeah, >> it's silly and it's not real and not not a real interview. And the last thing he actually does is challenge power. That doesn't happen. But he does make funny jokes and that's fantastic. Um, but here he is and he's going to uh and I again I I haven't talked to Zack Alfanaka since he got famous, but before before then we used to see each other all the time >> really.
37:05>> And uh uh we're he's he's a very swell fella like most of the people in in comedy. They're all swell fellas but they don't know that they don't know anything. and >> right >> and and this will be uh uh abundantly clear in in this segment. So, Zack Elephanakis uh went and took a he's half right in this clip. Uh but it it amounts to nothing more than a cheap shot where he exposes his shadow side that he's projecting onto people like Theo Vaughn and Joe Rogan, right? Uh and what do I mean by that? Uh, well, let's play the video and then I'll tell you what I mean by that.
37:47>> So, pastors that have had the president on now, they don't do their court gesture. They don't >> So, he's talking about when Joe Rogan and Theo Vaughn bring on presidential candidates, I I don't And here's what he says about it.
37:59>> Podcasters that have had the president on now, they don't do their court gesture. They don't do it. They just they suck up to him.
38:05>> Yeah.
38:05>> So, the comedians >> that have had that are podcast that have had Trump on, that's they're not doing their job. Yeah. Yeah.
38:14>> They're that's not the job of a comedian. You are to challenge. You are to make uncomfortable. You're not to sit.
38:20>> And you know, Zach is right. That's that is not the job of a comedian. The job of a comedian, as far as I can tell, in Hollywood is to suck up to big pharma, repeat propaganda, and gender [laughter] >> Do not challenge that, Jimmy. Do not challenge big pharma because I'm >> Don't ever challenge big pharma. Don't challenge the uh Ukraine war. Don't challenge Russia gate. Don't challenge the Seth Rich murder. Don't challenge the Syrian war. Don't even say anything about this genocide that Kla Harris and Joe Biden were funding right in front of your face. Don't say any Don't say anything about how the Democrats haven't
38:57had a primary uh in three election cycles. The first two were rigged and the last one they even bother to have.
39:04So, we didn't have anybody to choose from to vote for.
39:08>> [laughter] >> You're mad about a podcast. Are you not complaining about the whole thing?
39:14>> So again, where is your critique of that? It's nowhere nowhere to be found.
39:18But he is mad at podcasters >> who do serious shows. Anyway, so let's start it from >> at least get that right, Zach.
39:26>> The podcasters that have had the president on now, they don't do their court gesture. They don't do it. They just they suck up to him.
39:32>> Yeah. So the comedians >> that have had that are podcast that have had Trump on that's they're not doing their job.
39:40>> Yeah.
39:41>> Yeah.
39:41>> They're >> that's not the job of a comedian. You are to challenge. You are to make uncomfort. You're not to sit there and fake laugh.
39:49>> Y >> that is not the job of the court jester.
39:52>> Yeah.
39:53>> Period. So >> there is a difference. People were actually somebody yesterday was talking to me about that about you know political influence through >> it wasn't me because if it was me talking to him the day before about that I would have straightened him out so he didn't come on and say a bunch of stupid right now but here we go >> comedy and all that stuff >> I I'm more interested in the comedy first >> me too >> you know >> yeah no whatever their whatever their >> motive is >> fine but you but but the comedy has to come first I remember when um I interviewed interviewed Hillary Clinton and I could tell she didn't want to be
40:28there. And I totally get that. I I get it.
40:31>> But before we had set that whole thing up, they they wrote back, "Well, you can't bring up those emails." And I go, "Well, we don't have to do the interview." I totally That's fine. We won't do it.
40:41>> Yeah.
40:42>> When you tell powerful people, no, it's crazy.
40:47>> They were like, "Okay, we'll do it.
40:48Well, you can ask >> because it's not that important to me >> to do it the way they want to do it."
40:54You have to, if you're going to call him in a comedy, you got to do the way we want to do it.
40:59>> Okay. So, uh, here he is, uh, holding Joe Rogan and Theo Von's feet to the fire for not challenging power more. Uh, and he points out that he did with Hillary Clinton over her emails. Let's watch how he did that. Let's wa watch this. Woo! Takes This is going to be gutsy. Get ready. Buckle up.
41:18>> Well, this has been a lot of fun, Mrs.
41:20Clinton. We should stay in touch. What's the best way to reach you? email.
41:27>> You got mail.
41:30>> Wow, that was a scathing takedown.
41:33>> Well, Jimmy, where where did he I bet he risked his whole career doing that, speaking that kind of truth to power.
41:41>> He really he really used that as an example. That's your example of talking speaking truth to power. Uh, first of first of all, uh, let me just say Joe's not doing Joe Rogan and Theo are not doing a comedy podcast. They're just doing a podcast.
41:59Second, Trump was the only candidate who didn't hand Joe Rogan a pre-approved list of questions.
42:07Both Benjamin Netanyahu and Kla Harris had preapproved scripts for Joe, and that's why they weren't on Joe Rogan's show.
42:19Okay. Okay, people. [laughter] And by by the way, Zach, if if the supposed real journalists did their job instead of being submissive Nepo babies, Joe's podcast wouldn't matter as much as it does. But it wasn't even meant to be funny. It was meant to be a way for a presidential candidate to speak to voters. Okay? And but and I guess we have to just accept the fact that an interview is only valid between two ferns and not between a cigar and a pot plant. Is that what I'm talking about? [laughter] >> Hillary has killed people for less than what Zach said to her.
43:03>> So Hillary Clinton is one of the most blood soaked war criminals in the history. She rigged the pro the primary in 2016. So we again didn't have a choice. We had a choice from a blood so blood soaked anti-worker neocon or who's in bed with the banks who had a private position in a public position with the bank or we had Donald Trump an outsider who was going to throw a brick at the through the window of the establishment. So there was no we didn't have a choice. I guess I missed that part of your interview with her about how she rigged the rigged the primary so nobody had a choice. I guess I missed
43:41that. I guess I missed the part where the Democrats rigged three three primaries in a row, so nobody had a choice. They rigged 2016, they rigged 2020, and then in 2024, they didn't even bother to have one. And they had just appointed Kala Harris as the nominee, a woman who when she did run for president in 2020, had to drop out immediately because she couldn't get a single vote.
44:05[laughter] And that's who our nominee was. And that's who we were left to vote for. And then she wouldn't go on Joe Rogan's show without a pre-approved set of questions.
44:15So when Joe Rogan said no to power like you wanted him to, they didn't buckle.
44:21They buckled to you because they knew you weren't going to actually challenge them and you didn't.
44:28So here's a here's your chance. Here's your what you want to say something, Kurt?
44:32>> Don't think Hillary was going to be mad that he did that. Hillary's not stupid.
44:36I mean, she's one of the most of all time. He did something where she was in on the joke instead of a joke that exposed her, >> which there's a million jokes you can make about Hillary that could have exposed her.
44:48>> He didn't.
44:50>> And now, let's see when he's he sits down with Barack Obama. Now, you know, Barack Obama was not a departure from George W. Bush, even though people like Zack Alanakis and all my empty-headed friends in Hollywood think so, because Barack Obama actually works for the same people that George Bush worked for. And who's that? That's the military-industrial complex, Wall Street, big pharma, and the oil companies and the banks. And how do I know that? because a email which got revealed by Wikileaks showed that a email came from Croup to the Barack Obama campaign with a list of people they wanted in Barack Obama's
45:30cabinet. Guess how many of those people on that list, their wish list, ended up in Barack Obama's cabinet. Every single one of them. Now, I know John that Zach doesn't know that. So, I guess you can't hold him accountable for it. But you can bring it up when he says stuff like that, which is nothing but projection from his unconscious, his shadow self.
45:53The part of him that he doesn't want to recognize that he's actually afraid to speak truth to power, which is why he never did, which is why he never ever questioned the establishment over the biggest most horrible thing ever done to America, which was the COVID narrative, which was invented by Dr. Fouchy. And nobody ever cares about that. And in fact, by the way, do you know what the death rate from that? Cuz I know you don't know, Zach, the death rate from CO was 0.04%.
46:23And Bill Gates even realized and admitted that it wasn't deadly. It was just like the flu and it only affected old people. But yet we had mandated like Nazis, mandated experimental medical treatments that people were forced to take by the by the Biden administration or they couldn't go to work, they couldn't travel, they couldn't go to eat, and they couldn't go to school. But I know you don't know that, which is why I'm telling you that because that part of you lives in your shadow and then you project it. That part that's afraid to qu to challenge power and then you hate that part of yourself. So, as Carl Jung
47:02has taught us, you projected it onto Joe Rogan and you projected it onto Theo Vaughn because you don't actually do that. I'm not saying you have to do that. I'm saying that I love the show you do. I love that you're silly with Plet Buri, the most powerful people in the world. But you can't then do be silly without ever challenging them and then do and then say that crap with again empty-headed Conan O'Brien pretending that he does that because I'm going to show you in a second that he sucked up to the biggest genocidal maniac murderer genocider in the history of the world maybe since Hitler. And I'm
47:41going to show you that in a second. But let's take a look at this. Is this is uh Zack Elephanakis doing his court jester speaking challenging Barack Obama. You want to see?
47:53>> Yeah.
47:53>> What? What? You What?
47:54>> First of all, I'm not the court jester, Zach. I got fired from that position. I don't give a about the court. I'm not in royalty like all these people are. Secondly, this is more damage done than any rogue interview of anything.
48:07The them being getting to be fun. Like Liz Winstead said it, the the chick that came up with the Daily Show. Don't let them come on the show and be funny and be the guy.
48:15>> Don't let them do that. And you know what? I don't know anything about positions, but I know she's right about that.
48:21>> And so let's watch him hold Obama's feet to the fire over Obamacare.
48:28Obamacare, which came directly from the Heritage Foundation, which was a direct giveaway to big pharma and health insurance companies. And how do I know that? Because the day they passed Obamacare, the stock of big pharma and health insurance companies went through the roof. And you know what Barack Obama didn't do? He didn't give us a public option, which is the ability for citizens to opt out of the private health insurance market and buy into Medicare, which he promised when he campaigned. He said he would not pass a health care bill over and over and over.
49:02He said this with he said he wouldn't pass it without a public option. And then guess what he did? He passed it without a public option. And let's remember that Barack Obama did he wasn't a departure from George Bush. He took us from two wars to seven.
49:17He prosecuted more journalists using the Espionage Act than all the presidents in history combined. He imprisoned Chelsea Manning, tortured her. Uh he did two wars and expanded the war in Afghanistan. He did the Libya war, turned it into what the most successful country in Africa and turned it into a failed state with open slave markets till this day. And then he did the dirty war in Syria, which overthrew Bashal al Bashar al-Assad. And guess who's now the head of Syria? The former chief head chopper of al-Qaeda is now the guy running Syria. because as I predicted that would happen in 2018 if you get rid of Assad.
50:04They're going to replace him with al-Qaeda. And that's exactly what happened. Now again, I know that he doesn't know any of this which is why I'm telling him now because I know he's going to see this video. So now, let's watch him hold the feet his feet to the fire of Barack Obama. Let's watch.
50:23So, do you go to any websites that are dotcoms orn nets or do you mainly just stick with.govs?
50:29>> No, actually we go to govs. Have you heard of healthcare.gov?
50:33>> Here we go. Okay, let's get this out of the way. What did you come here to plug?
50:36>> Well, first of all, I think it's fair to say that I wouldn't be with you here today if I didn't have something to plug. Have you heard of the Affordable Care Act?
50:43>> Oh, yeah. I heard about that. That's the thing that doesn't work. Why would you get the guy that created the Zoom to make your website?
50:48>> Healthcare.gov works great now. And millions of Americans have already gotten health insurance plans. And what we want is for people to know that you can get affordable healthcare. And most young Americans right now, they're not covered. Uh and the truth is is that they can get coverage all for uh what it cost you to pay your cell phone bill.
51:06>> Is this what they mean by drones?
51:08>> The point is that a lot of young people, they think they're invincible.
51:11>> Did you say in invisible? Because uh nobody had some problem.
51:15>> Not not invisible. Invincible meaning that they don't think they can get hurt. I'll just say that nobody could be invisible if you had said invisible.
51:21>> I understand that >> if they get that health insurance, it can really make a big difference. And they've got till March 31st to sign up.
51:27>> I don't have a computer. So, how does >> Well, then you can call 1800 3182596.
51:32>> I don't have a phone. I'm off the grid.
51:33I don't want you people like looking at my text, if you know what I mean.
51:37>> So, that's him absolutely not holding power accountable. That's him letting Barack Obama spew his propaganda about Obamacare and he doesn't push back because like every other comedian in Hollywood, he doesn't know about Obamacare and he doesn't know about Obama and he doesn't know that he worked for the exact same people that George Bush and Dick Cheney did. And in fact, black people's lives got no better two terms and black people were the ones who wouldn't vote for Hillary Clinton.
52:10We've covered this and I guess he does.
52:12I know he doesn't know that either. It was even covered in the New York Times about how black people said we voted for Barack Obama twice and our lives got worse. And Obamacare was again a giveaway to big health insurance and big pharma and people's premiums are through the roof and people still go bankrupt when they get sick because he lied when he said, "I'm going to give you a public option." Zach brought up none of that stuff, but he does have the balls to go on a podcast hosted by a guy who gave a ball washing to Benjamin Netanyahu >> and normalized the IDF in Israel to to commit a genocide. That's who that's
52:52what he did. So, >> the guy who begged Rick Riner uh begged everyone not to call 911 [laughter] for his holiday party.
53:02The Riner boy. So, uh, and here's the here's the question that he was too off limits for Zach to even Barack Obama's staff wanted Zach to ask this question, and it was too off limits for him. Let's listen.
53:15>> There's waiters and and his staff.
53:18>> So, he's at the White House. Zach is at the White House.
53:21>> There's waiters and and his staff were around. I was getting ready to go interview the president and on the menu, they brought the dessert menu around.
53:30There was a thing on the menu called uh chocolate freedom.
53:34>> So I say to them, not trying to be funny. You guys call the president this, right?
53:39>> Yeah.
53:43[applause] >> And they all said, "You have to ask him that." I'm like, "No, I'm not going to ask him that question."
53:52You wouldn't ask him that question?
53:54That's hilarious. His whole staff wanted you to ask him it. It's okay. So that's how afraid Zach is to actually hold power accountable. He wouldn't even ask him that silly little question.
54:06>> And what he basically did was a t a ball washing, a tongue bath of Barack Obama, letting him spew his propaganda and actually propped up Barack Obama and Obamacare instead of exposing what Obamacare really was, which was a failure. And by the way, chocolate freedom, doesn't that sound like what Bill Maher asked his hooker to give him?
54:25>> [laughter] >> That's just that this is just trans hooker that bet maybe the only person only comedian in Hollywood who knows less about current events and actual politicians is Bill Maher.
54:36>> So >> it's still not Bill Marlo. You're right.
54:39Bill Maher would be is a lower standard.
54:40Yeah.
54:41>> So uh I just wanted to say that and I'm not saying Zack Elephanakis is a bad guy. I always loved Zack. I still love his comedy, but it hurts so much to see comedians who I thoroughly enjoy their comedy betray comedy. And almost all of them betrayed comedy during COVID. And they made fun of people who didn't want to take an experimental medical treatment with no long-term studies that was super unnecessary, which caused way more adverse events than all the vaccines combined before it. you. He also doesn't know that because he doesn't get his news from anywhere else except CNN and MSNBC and the New York
55:27Times and the Washington Post just like Bill Maher. So that if you don't know that the death rate from COVID which was invented by Dr. Fouchy and he lied about it twice to Congress and then Biden gave him a blanket pardon going back to 2014 because the gain of function research was outlawed. So, we had to do it through a CIA cutout called Echo Health Alliance. I know you don't know any of this which is okay that you don't know it, but it's not okay for you to pretend like you're the truth teller and that you actually hold power accountable cuz you don't. Nobody in Hollywood does that. You know who does it? People at
56:08this show. I did it and now nobody in Hollywood talks to me anymore [laughter] because I told the truth about Ukraine.
56:15I told the truth about the Russia gate.
56:18I told the truth about Seth Rich, about Hillary Clinton rigging the elections. I told the truth about COVID. Everything I've said about COVID was a thousand% correct. I brought on doctors that were pillaried and marginalized and discredited by the pharma bought media and I brought them on to tell the truth about COVID. And guess what? Those videos are still up on YouTube because they're 100% accurate even though they tried to censor me and they took down five of my videos. And now they guess what YouTube did, Zach? They reinstated all those videos because now everybody admits that what I was saying at the
56:56time was the truth. So they tried to end my career on YouTube. They tried to end my whole company, right? I have eight people working for me. They tried to end the whole thing, but I told the truth anyway and people like you listen to propaganda and then stop talking to people like me and disparage me behind my back. That's what happens because you are no nothing, empty-headed goalong suckups who would never do anything that would risk your position in Hollywood.
57:29doesn't make you a bad guy, but it does make you an hypocrite when you try to come after Joe Rogan, who also stuck his neck out and told the truth about COVID. So much so that CNN painted and colored his skin green when he got CO to try to discredit him. [laughter] You still don't know that Ivormectin actually treated COVID, do you? You don't know. You don't know that there's hundreds of studies that says ivormectin treated COVID. You don't know that they knew that back in 2006 that it treated COVID a SARS CO virus in vitro. You don't know that, but you just still think it's horse pace like all of
58:12my ex-friend Hollywood because you're a empty-headed dimwit which is good for as a comedian. But you can't go on and do and do that what you said about Theo and Joe Rogan because then that makes you a hypocritical who I know enough about Carl Young to know that you know that that's in your shadow that that's the part of your personality that you split off and put in your unconscious cuz you hate that part of yourself and that as Carl Young has taught us you then project that part of yourself that you hate onto Joe Rogan and Theo Vaughn and people like me. So again, try to find out something I said about COVID
58:52that was incorrect and you'll be wrong about it. And all the people who slandered me and continue to do so to this day, calling me a Trumper. I've never voted for Republican in my life.
59:03Do you know that? Do you know that? And said, "Oh, Jimmy Door, he was pushing Ivormect and he ruined his his reputation." Do you know? Did it ever cross your mind that maybe you were wrong about that? Did it ever cross your mind that you were lied to by the big pharma bought media about Ivormectton?
59:21Because you were. And you know, even Chris Cuomo, the number one host at CNN until he got fired, is now admitting that he was trans, he was telling people lies about Ivormekin because he got vaccine injured and the doctors put him on ivormectin to treat his vaccine injury, which is the same thing that happened to me, which is how I found out about ivormectin because I got vaccine injured. One of the first people to take the vaccine was me and then I got vaccine injured and then they gave me ivormectin and I said, "Hey, isn't this horse pace?" And they said, "No, Jimmy, this is actually a Nobel Prize winning
59:57medicine. It's on the WH's list of essential medicines and that it's been prescribed billions of times and it's saved billions of lives." And guess what? They all take ivormectin in Africa. And who had the lowest rates of death from COVID? Africa.
60:14So, I know again, you don't know any of this And why am I so animated?
60:18Because I've had to live this for the last six years. And my career is was over in Hollywood, which thank god I can do this and do it by myself. I don't need Hollywood or gatekeepers who still make you wear masks again, which was pointless.
60:36And you were lied to. You're lied to.
60:38They lied about everything. They lied about where the virus came from. They lied about that Fouchi funded the creation of the virus. They lied about how deadly the virus was. They lied about mass. They lied about her immunity. They lied about natural immunity. They lied about uh the virus stop the vaccine stopping transmission.
60:55They lied about the vaccine stopping contraction. They lied about social distancing. They lied about lockdowns.
61:01They lied about keeping your kids out of school. There wasn't a goddamn thing they did. They lied about how toxic the COVID vaccine was. And you still don't know how it was, how toxic it was. You still don't even know what the term excess death means. You still don't know that. You still don't know that they rigged all the COVID data about how many people were dying from COVID and how many people were unvaccinated who died from it and how many people were vaccinated who died from. You still don't know any of that stuff cuz they were all lies and you're an incurious empty-headed Hollywood face.
61:36But you're a and and again that part of you that wants to challenge power and wants to challenge the establishment, including the worst part of the establishment, which is the Hollywood establishment, you still don't you still don't have the balls to do that. So, you split that off from your conscious uh uh your your conscious mind and you put it in your unconscious mind and then you project it on other people, which is exactly what you're doing. And I know you don't know anything about Carl Jung and you don't know anything about projection or the unconscious. And that's why I'm explaining it to you once
62:10again.
62:12So most of my favorite comedian, it's not just you, Zach. I'm still going to enjoy your comedy. I'm still going to enjoy your movies because you are absolutely hilarious.
62:22and all with some of my best friends, the biggest names in comedy betrayed themselves and betrayed their audiences when they told people, "Don't do your own research." You're advocating for people to stay ignorant and trust the man on the TV, which is the opposite.
62:41That's almost a quote directly from one of my favorite comedian. That's the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do. One of your favorite comedians.
62:50That's the what? That's the the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do as a comedian. You're not supposed to shame people, your audience, for trying to get informed about an experimental medical treatment they're being forced to take at the expense of profits for big pharma. You're you're and for questioning authority. You're supposed to shame people for going along with the establishment and not questioning authority. You ever hear that saying, obey little, resist much? Well, you did the opposite during CO and you still haven't said about it because you don't know about it. Just like Bill
63:24Maher doesn't know about it. Just like any other comedian in Hollywood doesn't know about it.
63:32>> Okay. So now um he's a bad guy. He's not a good guy. I'm going to tell you why.
63:36He's got a Netflix show about organic gardening and how you got to eat or you know you got to eat garden food and that's the future. Blah blah blah. If you know about that you should know about this other stuff. people who went because >> you know about the poison in the food that only rich people could afford not to eat. You should know about the other stuff.
63:52>> People People like Neil Young went from doing protests against GMO in our foods to taking his music off Spotify because Joe Rogan was telling the truth about a big pharma scam that was poisoning people called the COVID vacc.
64:09>> Yeah. Cuz deep down they're they're nobles in their heart. You know what I mean? deep down they hate the peasants and anything that the peasants like is bad. They don't even consider Rogan a comedian. So why are you complaining about his >> That's exactly what a great What a great point. You guys don't even call him a comedian.
64:24>> So So really he just platformed him.
64:27Well, the guy was running for president and he won. And if you think it's cuz Joe Rogan let him speak on a podcast. I mean like I don't even [laughter] think I can explain to you why you're an idiot. that the re the reason why and they have no idea. Michael Moore knows why Donald Trump got elected the first time. He'll never say it again, but he gave a speech where he said the reason why they uh people were workingass people were willing people who voted for Bernie Sanders in the primary then voted for and the reason why they were willing to do that was because of the failures of the Democratic party. They had voted
65:01Democrat, especially black people, voted for Barack Obama twice, and their lives kept getting worse and they kept breaking their promise. They won't raise the They won't give us health care. They won't give us Medicare for all like the rest of the goddamn world. They they won't give us a minimum wage. Joe Biden crushed uh union strikes, the railroad strike. Joe Joe Biden also forced an experimental medical treatment on people, which is Nazi That is fascism Nazi But of course, they don't know anything about it. So now, let's keep let's keep going. Now, now we're going to get into the to the Conan
65:36O'Brien part of this. And Conan O'Brien, who I have to admit up front, I don't like. I like Zach. I don't like Conan O'Brien Yale. I the guy comedians who come from Harvard or Yale, I don't like them.
65:51>> And uh I I came from uh I I come from the streets. My my dad was a cop and a brick layer. I was a brick layer. I worked as a mason and then I got into comedy. It's a It's a poor It's It's a working class, >> not a Freemason. A mason literally >> a literal ma It's a It's a working class [laughter] art. It's not a high art.
66:13It's a working class art. And so and and when Conan O'Brien was handed that job on a platter uh by what's the guy's name? Uh >> Les Mundas. No, no. The guy from NBC who does Lauren Michaels.
66:28>> Oh, Lord.
66:29>> Cuz Lauren Michaels has a particular taste for milk toast white guys who aren't that funny. Which is why Seth Rogan is on TV. Which is why Seth Rogan is on TV for don't Which is why Seth Rogan is on TV forever. Which is why Jimmy Fallon is on TV forever. And which is why Conan was on TV forever. Until >> Seth Myers.
66:49>> Seth Myers. Until they What did I say?
66:51>> Seth Broen. Seth >> I meant Seth Seth Myers. which is why Conan was on TV for 20 years until actually he got a platform with a big audience and and they realized nobody likes this guy. Nobody watch cuz he's not funny. And so that's my pos. I know I'm in the in the minority in Hollywood on that, but the fact and but I will every comedian will admit this that Conan O'Brien sucked as an interviewer the first day on the job and he got no better. So yeah, he had some funny sketches because he had the funniest people in the world writing sketches for him. So here we go. So I just wanted to tell you that up in all
67:28uh you know I I just want to be transparency sake. I already have a chip on my shoulder about Conan. But uh you're going to see why it's a well-deserved chip in just a second.
67:39Let's watch this.
67:41>> Also, what a I I I see this all the time and I've seen it for years and years and years and years. people not understanding that if they go to the supposedly vulnerable place and have a sense of humor about it, it is magical for them. People see they have a sense of humor. They see that they can take a joke. I mean, no one walked away from your interview with Obama and thought, "Wow, you really showed him." Cuz they didn't because Barack [laughter] Obama was in on the joke, you Harvard You overeducated idiot.
68:16Wow. Wow. He got to be hilarious. He sat there.
68:22>> Yeah. And you know what that means, Conan? That means that the comedian wasn't being the jester as Zach says they should be. He was there as a prop to prop up the powerful.
68:34He got to be the funny guy. That's the opposite of what Zach is saying that Joe Rogan and Theo Vaughn should have did.
68:42But of course, they're too dim-witted and their mind, the gears only work one way. It's the establishment. So whatever the establishment narrative is, that's the way the gears in their brains work cuz they've never seriously challenged the establishment ever.
68:57Okay. And entered your world of, you know, um being intentionally ignorant about who he is, what he does.
69:05>> Talk about being intentionally ignorant.
69:07Holy effing f.
69:09>> Cutting him off. um being in insanely rude and gave it back to you in equal measure and you looked at it and you thought this is a great piece of comedy and I know it reflects well back on the president and our current president >> well that's the exact opposite of what Zach is saying that Joe Rogan and Theo should have done. You're not supposed to do comedy that reflects well back onto the president. You're supposed to do comedy that exposes them that the emperor has no clothes. You're not supposed to put a tuxedo on the emperor, which is what Zach does. And you do, too.
69:45>> Would do.
69:46>> And they're too dim-witted and empty-headed and they have the gears in their brain that only goes one way establishment that they don't even realize that what he's doing is contradicting everything Zach just said.
70:00He's contradicting everything Zach just said. And they're two, they don't even realize it. Neither do the other two uh people sitting at that table. I don't even know who they are.
70:08>> Well, to understand that, to understand that, you know, if he let himself be the butt of the joke, >> it's humanizing. I know it is.
70:16>> You wouldn't do it with him. It It would It wouldn't work.
70:18>> It wouldn't work.
70:20>> I I just saying in an alternate universe, if we're talking about a different human being, they would see >> So, they're talking about Trump would never It would never They would never It would never work. An alternative universe. I think I think at the at the that there's this misconception that oh the media just wants to go after conservatives. Um and they don't understand that everyone benefits when they laugh at themselves.
70:45>> That's right.
70:46>> Period.
70:46>> Yes.
70:47>> Everyone wins. Yes. If you laugh at yourself, it humanizes you and like pherommones are released and humans think that's a good human who and and when you refuse to let that happen, that's not projecting strength. It's projecting weakness.
71:04Well, so it would never I don't know if you heard Donald Trump is too stupid. It would never Jack said it would never work. He would never allow that to happen. I don't I don't know if you remember this, but he allowed himself to be the butt of an hour and a half >> I warmed it up. I was the warm-up.
71:19>> Kurt Mezer was the warm-up for this show.
71:22>> He invited all the comedians to come and rip him a new When did Barack Obama ever do that? When did Hillary Clinton ever do that? When did Joe Biden ever do that? When did Kla Harris do that? Again, you guys are such pukes that you make me have to semidefend Donald Trump, which I'm not doing. I'm doing this to point out that again, you don't know what you're talking about, >> Jimmy. Trump had one rule famously, and Anthony Jeznik always tells this story.
71:51So, the limits of making fun of Trump, you want to know what they were?
71:54>> You say whatever you wanted.
71:55>> You just can't say.
71:56>> Couldn't say he had less money.
71:57>> You couldn't say he had less money than he claimed to have. That was the one rule he gave people, right?
72:01>> Which is weird as hell, but you I mean, that's more than Camala would do like any of these people.
72:08So that I I can't I cannot get over that one four or five minute clip of Zack and Dimwit from how the overeducated from what is he from Harvard or Hale Yale wherever he's from.
72:23>> Conan is from Harvard Lampoon >> that they know he knows nothing. I actually think that and they can't even figure out that hey we're actually undercutting Zach's argument right now.
72:34I don't know if you guys know this, but I Conan just took a huge dump on Zach's argument.
72:41>> He said that it made it made his interview with Obama made Obama look better. Do you know that's the exact opposite of what Zach is saying a comedian is supposed to do? Which it is the exact opposite.
72:53>> Now I'm going to get No, go ahead, Kurt.
72:55You want to say something?
72:56>> They would never to some maniac feminist or some gender nonsense. They would never dare >> ever >> say anything. And do you think that might have counted more than Joe's interview? Maybe that that because David Cross cannot even win a debate against Bill Maher because his thing was, "Well, maybe we should transition a three-year-old." [laughter] That's I mean, does that sum it up right there?
73:19>> Dave across also made fun of people who question big pharma. I mean, the exact opposite the exact opposite of what comedians are supposed to be doing. They betrayed not only themselves but their audience and comedy.
73:34Uh, and so you want to hear the truth about Conan O'Brien? Here's the truth about Conan O'Brien. He went to Israel to do a puff piece on the genocidal state of Israel and the genocidal maniac, the biggest murderer of children since Hitler, Benjamin Netanyahu. And guess who called him out on it? Z. Zack, did you know this? Did you know the guy you're talking to went and did a tongue bath to a genocidal maniac who murders children on the regular? Guess who called him out?
74:05Israel newspapers called him out.
74:08>> Yeah.
74:08>> Israeli newspapers called him out. This is herets. In Israel, Conan O'Brien became a psy for Netanyahu's propaganda.
74:20Whoa.
74:22Whoa. Uh, and again, I just want to remind everybody, Joe Rogan and Theo, it's not a comedy podcast. Trump was the only candidate who didn't have a list of approved questions.
74:35Journalists are supposed to be doing that job, but they aren't. Okay, so here, uh, this is from Herets. This is from a Jewish newspaper in Israel.
74:48They say the best publicity you get for free. And Israel sure got a ton of pre free publicity over the past week from none other than Conan O'Brien, who has been filming a Conan in Israel special for his show.
75:03Using Facebook Live, Snapchat, Instagram, and YouTube, O'Brien has broadcast his trip nonstop.
75:12and what he's seen hasn't strayed one inch from precisely the kind of image Netanyahu Netanyahu and his government would want the world to see.
75:24O'Brien has amplified Israel's positive propaganda apparatus more efficiently than the state itself could have dreamt someone of his stature would ever do.
75:35Did Zach say to Conan about that?
75:38No. Not nothing. It's Joe Roman and Theo Vaughn though, right? Okay.
75:44>> What you want to say something, Kurt?
75:45>> He does. Zach doesn't know about any of that stuff. He doesn't know anything.
75:48Theo Vaughn will courageously, I would say, speak out on the is genocide of Gaza, which none of these punks >> none of these punks will do. None of them.
75:59Uh, Israel, Israeli public diplomacy or Hosbbor often conveys two key messages about Israel to the world. First, Israel is a key player against terrorism, the Iron Dome of the Western world. Secondly, Israel is a fun western liberal state in the middle of a wilderness of the Middle East. In other words, it is a small, attractive country with un with unfortunate and unfair public relations, but the cocktails are great and the women are beautiful >> like Dubai.
76:32[laughter] Both elements are very much present in OB O' O'Brien's social media tour of Israel.
76:44He sampled Tel Aviv's craziest drink, visited the offices of the startup nation's most recent big success, the navigation app Ways, talked about Israel's beautiful women and buff men, and even did a 50inute long Facebook live broadcast from an IDF training station session with an all female unit.
77:07Wow. Hey, Conan, did you get to slaughter innocent gazins on your class trip? Did they nickname you Conan the actual barbarian?
77:16>> Here's part of it.
77:17>> Here's a picture of him. Hey, today I had my butt kicked by women of the IDF.
77:22That's me in the middle.
77:27>> I thought the son would have done it because he's one of nature's clowns, the ginger.
77:32>> So, let's watch. Let's watch just a little snippet of it.
77:35>> Ladies, the point of this exercise is to see if >> Wait a minute. Hang on. Ladies, the point of this exercise >> is to prove that I don't have a soul, to prove that I don't have a conscience, and to prove that I'm willing to prop up a genocidal regime who is the cancer of the world because I am from Harvard and I actually lack balls and courage.
78:00That's what the point of this is. But this is what he says it is.
78:03>> Ladies, the point of this exercise is to see if I am fit for the Israeli army. Is that correct? Yes, >> I have quick moves. [laughter] >> Would that be any of that be good in a fight?
78:16>> Fight with clowns. [laughter] >> What do you mean I'm a mess? You're supposed to build up my confidence. Not saying I'm a mess. Do you know if a battle started now, I would be all day putting on >> If a battle started now, you'd be with them slaughtering children.
78:30[laughter] >> I'll be right there. You got him. Almost there. Hold on. Almost there. And the battle's over. The battle's over. Oh my god. Let's be honest, I look like a chef. All right, what do I do?
78:42>> Let's remember, he's in a country, but people will say, "Yeah, but Jimmy, they didn't do the genocide until after he did this video." They were already slaughtering Palestinians on the regular. They had been they the whole country was based on a knockb, which is a slaughter, a genocide, of the people of Palestine. They kicked almost a million people out of their houses, raped, pillaged, and killed them. And the people who did that, who founded Israel, they are now deemed terrorist organizations. That's for And who did that? That's legit.
79:15It's founded by terrorists with terrorism. And they've been occupying Palestine for 70 freaking years and slaughtering them. They're an occupied people. They're the colonial settlers.
79:29They're the occupiers. And so just don't give me that This was before.
79:34>> Wait, Jimmy. Well, first of all, I don't understand why they act like the female IDF are all tough and because I can tell you from experience when you meet them here in the States, they act like they didn't do nothing.
79:43>> That's right.
79:45>> First, >> climbing over a wall.
79:46>> I got to get over this wall. My first shot?
79:48>> Yeah.
79:48>> You know, there is another way. You mind moving aside?
79:50>> Yes. [laughter] >> I mean, if there's one thing people should take away, uh, genocide is funny and death is adorable. That's what I think. Here we go.
80:04Yeah. Very good. Use your legs. Legs up.
80:06Up. Up. [laughter] Up. Get in here. Hold my legs.
80:10Yes.
80:14Push on my ass. Push.
80:18Go ahead.
80:18>> No, you're okay.
80:21>> I'm sorry.
80:23>> Oh god. [laughter] Okay. You're good.
80:28>> Yeah.
80:29>> Yeah.
80:29>> It's amazing.
80:32Look, I got a cut. I got a cut.
80:35[laughter] Call the helicopter. Look at that.
80:44>> If you're going to kill kids, you really need that much training, Jimmy.
80:47>> Do you really?
80:48>> So, here here he is. Watch how he makes fun of how much land that Israel has stolen from the Palestinians. But under the guise of making fun of Donald Trump, watch this.
80:59came to uh Jerusalem and uh he was very impressed with Jerusalem. He has a peace plan. Talk came to Jerusalem and uh he was very impressed with Jerusalem. He has a peace plan, a way to divide up the city that he thinks will bring great peace and harmony. Here's what he wants to do right over there. That's going to be a Trump hotel, beautiful, [laughter] best in the world. That's going to be a casino with the hummus fountain river for tourists that can float around. And right here, everybody, Muslim, Christian, Jews, will all live together in one condominium under the floor.
81:22Think this could work?
81:23>> Uh I love the river.
81:25>> And this, by the way, uh is real. His face is going to be projected right over that [laughter] mountain.
81:30You pay that. It's going to go up in six months. And guess what? Mexico is going to pay for it. The Arab.
81:35>> It's true.
81:36>> So, you know what? What [laughter] >> you know what map? He didn't show you the actual map of Palestine.
81:43>> Cuz that was Palestine before they did the Nagba, which was the slaughter of the Palestinians to steal their land.
81:50That was it afterwards. That was it.
81:531967.
81:55This is what it looks like today.
81:58That's what Palestinians have left from Israel. He didn't show you that, did he?
82:03Cuz he's cuz he's a guy from Harvard and he's an establishment puke. That's why.
82:12Wow. And then Israelis will show you a map. My friend Rich Voss loves to show a map of tiny Israel.
82:17>> Yeah.
82:18>> It is tiny as the part the people you took it from. Is it?
82:22>> Most of his. So this is back to the Jewish newspaper from Israel. Most of his visit went by without the barest acknowledgment of the political reality there. His two main encounters broadcasted on Facebook live with Palestinians were stereotypical orientalist encounters both in marketplaces. In Jerusalem, he was taught how to haggle by the merchants.
82:47And in the second, in Bethlehem was sold a fake hookah and was treated to tea.
82:54Wow. When haggling doesn't work, you just send in the bombers and mow the lawn. He doesn't even know what mow the lawn means. And neither does Zach. Even though it's a joke that sounds like both of them would make it if they >> watching O'Brien, this is again this is from the Jewish newspaper in Israel.
83:13Watching O'Brien walking through the streets of Jerusalem's old city se scene of a massive Palestinian protest movement only a month ago but left unmentioned was perplexing. He didn't bring he didn't bring it up. The most politically charged location in the country has suddenly become through O'Brien's gaze just like any other Arab market. In his own words, in Marrakesh or in Disney's imaginary, I don't know how to say that, Agraba.
83:40>> Agraba.
83:43>> He also visited the Ada refugee camp from where he shared a photo alongside kids who were not impressed with his show business stories. Their lack of enthusiasm was an eloquent push back to O'Brien's attempt to turn them into a sickopantic audience and his utter lack of commentary about their lives as refugees.
84:06>> Wait, he went to the camp?
84:08>> Yep.
84:10O'Brien's videos not stepping an inch from what you would expect from a full-fledged Hosbbor campaign. I think there this is from this is him talking.
84:20I think there might be a lot of people in the world who would think that that's a very tense place and it's not the the impression that you get.
84:28>> Oh, he's he's in on it. He's doing >> Yes, he's in on it. O'Brien told Israeli news anchor woman uh during his interview last Wednesday.
84:37>> That's very intentional.
84:39>> Of course, you would get a different impression from the Palestinian prop population.
84:45Conan, you're just a useful toy to be used like a giant dildo and throw it away when you're no longer needed.
84:52O'Brien obligingly sat down with Benjamin Netanyahu and joked around with him about the prime minister's dog.
85:03The meeting followed an Well, you want to see that video? I'll show it to you.
85:08>> Here's Sit. You must sit. You must sit.
85:10There you go. Here's the difference between this dog and an American dog. No American dog is satisfied with a cucumber. They want two cucumber.
85:18>> The reason why that dog is satisfied with the cucumber Conan is because that dog knows that BB will take him out back and have him shot if he doesn't behave.
85:27>> He's probably counting his calories to make sure he has just enough not to have >> just enough.
85:32So here, let's get back to So he obligedly sat down with the prime minister, didn't push back one bit, didn't do any kind of uh court gesturing that made Benjamin Netanyahu look bad or expose him as the maniac that he is.
85:47>> We just want to die.
85:48>> The meeting followed an Instagram video Netanyahu shared where he welcomed O'Brien. Netanyahu's celebration of O'Brien's visit not only contributes to his social media image as a cool worldly guy, the same politician who copycats Trump terms like fake news and calls African refugees and asylum seekers infiltrators. That's what Netanyahu does, just like Trump, but serves as proof of Netanyahu's claim that Israel is far from being isolated and that his policies have done no damage to Israel's image in the eyes of the world. I mean, how can you say that after you have someone as famous as O'Brien coming
86:25here?
86:26>> Wait, Jimmy, recall Joe O'Bri Larry Ellison wanted Joe to have Netanyahu on, but Netanyahu had a pre-approved list of to say that and so Joe didn't have him on. So, there's no way that Conan didn't get a pre-approved list of what they said.
86:42>> 100% that Conan got a pre-approved list of stuff.
86:45>> What a punk.
86:46>> And what a punk. And Joe Rogan brought on Dave Smith to complete and other people >> and me and anybody that tells the truth about it >> and Abby Martin and all kinds of scholars on how horrible Israel is to blow that away. Conan O'Brien never did that ever. Ever. Okay.
87:07>> Or Zach.
87:08>> Or Zach here. One thing I can tell you, you think you in Israel, you got problems? It's every day in the United States. O'Brien said in the very same channel to so Israel is just a sweet little place just like Benjamin Na wants you to think it's okay. This is really disgusting, isn't it? Isn't it disgusting that Jews in Israel know that Conan O'Brien's a piece of >> Well, they didn't have the the the corporate woke thing we had over there.
87:36They were getting real news in Israel.
87:38>> They get better news. They get better news than we do about Israel. Okay.
87:42That's that's why it's even more surprising that as a politically aware American, O'Brien could tour Israel, even paying a short but dutiful visit to the West Bank, and completely ignore the political situation.
87:57This sort of willful ignorance may have been acceptable before the Trump era, but today it's even harder to excuse this constant attempt to not talk about politics abroad when you do talk about politics at home. This is post Trump that he I mean you're going to lecture someone else.
88:14>> You're going to lecture someone else.
88:16O'Brien's attempt to shut his own eyes and not see the checkpoints he crossed on the way to Bethlehem for what they are. The old city for its volatility or Netanyahu for his dire role in local politics are even more apparent when you compare it to his critical approach towards Trump.
88:34But we live in times where neutrality actually means choosing a side. Because O'Brien tries to say, "I'm not political. I'm neutral." Well, being neutral, all art is political. By not saying something, you're saying you're tacidly propping up the establishment narrative, aren't you? So, you have a platform to do something with your art and you choose not to, which is a tacid endorsement of the status quo.
89:01>> Well, look, I'm glad I'm glad to explain that to the Harvard guy.
89:04>> Yeah, but look, if you say you're not political, then shut the up. If you're not political, I go ahead and be not political and live in your world that you have that your golden money cage or whatever. Why are you criticizing anyone else about anything if you're not political?
89:20>> So, back to this. But we live in times where neutrality actually means choosing a side. Painting Israel is just another fun tourist spot, and normalizing what isn't normal is an active contribution to the narrative of Israel's right-wing government. O'Brien's trip has done nothing but strengthen Israel's Villa in the jungle self-image and that image is crucial to Netanyahu because it facilitates justifying all of its policies and actions and not least to its American audience. So, and here's another guy that Zach and Conan O'Brien did not criticize.
89:58John Stewart.
89:59>> John Stewart phon Stewart is a phony of the highest order. if you don't know it cuz I know you don't know it cuz you don't know anything and you don't watch the show when I point it out to you. So here and Chris Hedges pointed it out on my show the first time he came on Chris Hedges.
90:15So he pretends like it's a leftright issue all the time and here he is after Trump started a war with Iran at the behest of Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu and slaughtered women and children at a school. Here he is going to make fun of the Ayatollah, the guy that Trump killed, the leader of their religious uh of their religion and their country.
90:38Watch how he makes fun of him. By the way, using racist tropes against him.
90:43Watch this.
90:45>> That guy, by the way, there he was martyed at 86.
90:50Man, are the virgins going to be disappointed.
90:54So he's using that old trope that they use around 9/11 about they they want to kill themselves because they get to bang 82 or 71 virgin. He's doing that in real time right now.
91:11[laughter] >> I'm sorry. Am I Am I going too hard on hommin?
91:18Yeah, you're going too hard on another country that we started a a war of an illegal war of aggression with at the behest of Israel so we could steal their oil. Did you know that? Yes. So, this is the kind again, they don't say anything about John Stewart. John Stewart gave John McCain tongue bath after tongue bath after tongue bath. John M. John Stewart who brought on Hillary Clinton and Condisa Rice from the Bush administration. Two of the most blood soaked murderous maniacs in the history of the world and gave them both a tongue bath. Didn't push back one bit on them. But of course, Zach doesn't know that and Conan
92:00O'Brien doesn't know that. So, they don't even bring it up. But they their shadow self gets projected on Joe Rogan.
92:08And by the way, here's Joe Rogan. You know what he's doing there? This he's at Disney World. You know what he's doing?
92:15He's giving a Ukrainian just what did I say? Here's John Stewart, not Joe.
92:20Here's John Stewart at Disney World. And you know what he's doing? He's pinning a metal on a Ukrainian soldier. You know the problem with that? This Ukrainian soldier has got a bandage over his left elbow. Why do you think he has that? Cuz he's injured? No, he has that because he has a Nazi tattoo on it. Because he's a legit Nazi. And as I've said on this show since the beginning of the Ukraine war, John Stewart will never tell the people in his audience the truth about the Ukraine war. In fact, he's going to pin a medal on a legit Nazi. Now, I know John Stewart knows he did that because I brought it up on Joe Rogan's show when I
93:01was on it, the most popular show in the world. So, believe me, it got back to him. He knows he did that. And not only did he not address it and apologize for it and explained to his audience what was actually happening in Ukraine, which was as a war of aggression by NATO, which had been planned for over a decade, but he won't go anywhere to be interviewed. Will someone will ask him about this?
93:29because he's an establishment tool who doesn't want to lose his place in polite liib society just like Conan, just like Zach, just like all of them.
93:42You know what I say?
93:46>> Oi, I I don't want any trouble.
93:51[laughter] And here as Wyatt Reed says, "From murdering 10 black shoppers in Buffalo to nearly assassinating Argentina's vice president in Buenes, a shocking number of terrorist acts have been carried out globally by violent fascists adorned with Nazi black sons this year."
94:12That's what that is, a Nazi black sun on his elbow. Did John Stewart realize he was honoring a Nazi last month?
94:22The Pentagon recruiting John Stewart to publicly honor an open admirer of the Third Reich at Disney World shows just how intertwined the military industrial complex and the institutions of America's soft power have become. So now you know the rest of the story. Will it make a difference to to Zach? No. Will it make a difference to Conan O'Brien?
94:47No, it won't. Will I still enjoy Zach's comedy? Yes, I will. is I'm not going to deprive myself of that just like I'm not going to deprive myself of enjoying Woody Allen movies because he's the creep that he is. I can separate the artist from the art.
95:02>> I never get the good ones I wanted.
95:04Woody the sleeper you can't get online.
95:07You got to like I don't know order it.
95:08>> So this took a long time to get through but it was worth it.
95:13And um now you know the kind of hellscape that I've been living in since 2016 since I wouldn't vote for a blood soaked wararmongering anti-worker tool of Wall Street and the military-industrial complex Hillary Clinton who rigged her own primary so we couldn't have a real choice of a populist who cares about health care and workers like Bernie Sanders and a blood soaked neocon Hillary Clinton. We didn't have a choice in 2016. We didn't have a choice in 2020. We didn't have a choice in 2024. And believe me, we ain't going to have a choice in 2028. You guys still think the Democrats are the good guys.
95:54They all work for the same people. They all agree on the most hor Yeah, Democrats and Republicans, they disagree on trans bathrooms. You know what they do agree on? Slaughtering Palestinians. They agree on wars in Ukraine, starting a war with a nuclear power. They they agree on overthrowing Venezuela. They agree on they they agreed on the war in Iran. They agree on keeping healthc care away from American people. They agree they agree on smashing a railroad union strike there.
96:25It's like it's they agree on they agree on all it's like it's like if your parents got they all agree on the most horrible stuff. It's like if your parents got divorced, but they both agreed you should go to military school.
96:38That's what this is like. They're divorced, but they all agree on the worst Kurt, do you want to say anything to end this?
96:46>> Um, you know, I forgot about the uh pinning a metal on a Nazi thing that there nothing is is beyond I think interviewing Trump one time, I didn't even watch interview. Neither did Zach Alvanagus. None of these people watched the interview. I know.
96:58>> They just go they just assume like people are zombies that do as they're told. So they can't imagine people have real problems, >> right? They they're rich from doing as they're told. They can't imagine people have real problems or people that did as they're told but they got screwed over anyway because they don't hang out with them. So the idea that in any way every single time some I've seen this happen.
97:19Oh yeah, this the comedians who let everyone down. That's whose fault the failures are. The the comedians didn't make fun of the right guy in your fake election. Like [laughter] shut the up.
97:29>> They still think elections are real.
97:32a lot. Hey, a lot goes right down the line. It's real sad and it people don't figure it out till it hits him personally. But don't worry, it will.
97:39>> So, hey, if you'd like to hear my jokes about this kind of garbage, come see me this weekend in Tulsa, Oklahoma and Oklahoma City. Then I'll be in Atlanta, Raleigh, North Carolina, Spokane, Tacoma, and Levittown, New York. Go to jimmy.com for a link for tickets. Uh, over to Steph. I'd like to hear what people are saying in the chat. Um, well, first off, Jimmy, you know, you're like, "Well, you know, what are you gonna do?
98:02You're gonna vote in the next election for AOC?"
98:05>> Oh, yeah.
98:06>> Come on. Right. I guess everybody I guess all the loop podcasters, I'm not sure who they are, nor do I care for their perspective. I guess at the top of their lungs, they're saying 2028 is AOC's year because she's done what?
98:19Because >> says we got to vote Democrat. [laughter] >> Nick Fuentes is such a tool.
98:25He's such a fake tool. And of course his audience are 14-year-old gay kids because not that there's anything wrong with being gay. Uh uh of course that's his audience because they all have a crush on him because anybody with a thinking mind knows that he's a plant and that's why he won't come on this show cuz he knows we know it now.
98:44>> Are you saying he's invited on this show?
98:46>> He's got an open invitation. I I actually did my research on him and I found out about him and he's afraid of what I found out which is why he won't come on the show >> and and you just like did you just email him or how did you contact him?
98:58>> I texted him.
98:59>> What?
98:59>> That's right.
99:02>> You're invited.
99:02>> He's telling people to vote Democrat.
99:05>> That's his solution.
99:05>> They all keep tell Richard Spencer. Remember him? Richard Spencer.
99:10>> Yeah, I remember Charlottesville Nazi who was clearly obviously gay to anyone who has eyes. And guess what he said?
99:16vote Democrat at the end. Isn't that weird?
99:18>> Isn't that weird?
99:20>> SP, the Southern Poverty Law Center had a strategy of tension, paying for Charlottesville racist, >> right? Southern Poverty Law Center paid for that that white white nationalist uh riot in Charlottesville. Isn't that interesting?
99:32>> I wonder if that's a regular occurrence, those kind of operations of a strategy of where somebody is a fake Nazi, but they're really just some gay guy.
99:40[laughter] >> You know, Jimmy, I know you wanted to know like what were people saying? There was a lot of going back and forth and like what's the point? Should I care?
99:48I'm not going to vote for Zach. And they like they were really like move on. And I was like, what? You're kidding me.
99:55You're not getting the point. You're not getting that they're using comedy as a tool to propagandize you. Like they don't get it that you're like supposed to be, oh, it's funny. Oh, oh, this is old. It doesn't matter if it's old. The point is ultimately >> you better look at old stupid.
100:13It's called history. You dumb You better look at it.
100:16>> Why would anybody Why would any want to look at history? What are you dumb?
100:20>> This why this country is worthless cuz people those aren't real people. Those are so just like You don't think that Israel is spending a billion dollars on public relations? You don't think that they have people out uh Tucker Carlson chat or our chat or the gray zone chat?
100:38You don't think they of course they do that. They've got bots all over Twitter and Facebook and Instagram. They're everywhere. They're spending that they admit to they're spending a billion dollars. That's Israel themselves. Now, don't talk about Apac. Don't talk about the other Jewish coalitions. Don't talk about the Miriam a uh oh, don't talk about there's there's billions of dollars in public relations for it. You don't think that's what that is? That's exactly what that is. Those are not real fans. are not real fans of the Jimmy Door Show because if they were, they wouldn't be saying that stupid
101:12[laughter] >> That's [clears throat] what that is, Steph. So, go ahead.
101:15>> Okay, so someone just said um some somebody was saying, you know, Jimmy, that you that where Fuentes says don't vote for Republicans in the same way that you are saying don't vote for Democrats.
101:29>> No, he says vote Democrats.
101:30>> No, he's saying vote for Democrats.
101:32>> He's saying we got to vote for Democrats. I just watched him say it.
101:35Oh, those are is that his two gay fans?
101:38>> So, I went on Tucker Carlson and I didn't tell people to vote for Republicans. I told people that you have to make the current party in power pay a price for funding a genocide. You have to make them pay a price for that. I didn't say vote Republican. I voted for Dave Chappelle.
101:55[laughter] I did not tell them to do that. But a lot of people say that. Every in Hollywood says that. M Why would I go back to the other party that covered?
102:06First of all, Nick for the Epstein thing. He's selling Epstein sweatshirts.
102:10Anyone telling you to forget about Epstein is your enemy unless you are stupid or in on it. That's a fact. No one softells Epstein unless they are your enemy or they're in on it, which also would make them an enemy.
102:24>> All right. Uh Jamie in Texas says, "Here's the thing, Jimmy. Jimmy and I agree on very little, like 5% of things, but I love the guy. I could sit with him. take some jokes at my expense and make some jokes at his expense like it used to be. All right, Jamie in Texas.
102:39Thanks for that.
102:40>> Before Jimmy transitions, you mean >> before I transition?
102:42>> Uh, City Guy USA said, "Just want to let you know, Steph, that you need to have a national ID or passport to log on to federal websites." Thank you, City Guy.
102:52Did you hear South Korea ordained an AI robot as a Buddhist monk with AI sex robots? You can bang a robot, then ask a robot priest or pastor to forgive your sins afterwards.
103:03>> I got better news. All those uh big AI centers, uh those are going to be charging stations for your new robo Tesla cops. Remember, we defunded the police and now we're going to new police. They can't pay people police.
103:16And that's what those centers are for to charge your robots that are going to control you.
103:20>> Welcome to Fahrenheit.
103:23>> Um Shimu, it's my favorite comedian, Larry Door. Thank you. Sheenoo just found Kurt floating around on Sam Tripoli. What a treat. Sex toys galore, Mr. CX.
103:35>> Oh, the Tripoli Sam Curt and Sam experiment.
103:37>> That's what Sam was upset about not being in Turning Point Sam Tripoli, the uh text group thought uh think tank.
103:43>> Uh CZ 33E Conan's cow look is almost as big as Shapiro's eyebrows.
103:49Thank you.
103:50>> I never watched that TBS Conan thing, but it's painful. I mean, it's very painful. Like were you like if I had watched it I would think he was a bad person.
104:00>> Um somebody uh I stream you said where was Zach when the cable night shows got serious. Not sure.
104:07>> Right. Yeah. Oh my god. I forgot all about that.
104:11>> Um let's see.
104:12>> Show show me a video of of Jimmy Kimmel uh taking the piss out of Joe Biden being demented and nobody knows who's actually running the country. Show me a video about that.
104:23put Yeah, >> it wasn't Kamla. We know she wasn't running the country. So, who the hell was running the country?
104:28>> Oh, it was his Zionist handler that was put into his cabinet.
104:36>> Um, you know, Jimmy, a couple people were weighing in about Medicare for all or Medicare isn't all that, Jimmy. It has so many options and so much out of pocket that >> No kidding. It sucks. We need to make it better. No doubt about it. But you know what? You know what doesn't happen to people? But you know what doesn't happen to people on Medicare? They don't go bankrupt when they get sick.
104:55>> Yo, Israel and Ukraine ain't complaining for the Medicare we paid for for them, are they?
104:59>> They have Medicare for all in Ukraine.
105:01They have Medicare for all in Israel. We don't get it.
105:04>> The one we paid for in another country.
105:06>> Do you know how many tens of thousands of dollars I have to pay health insurance companies? Yeah. Steph and I pay he paid like $30,000 just for the insurance. Then we the our deductible my deductible for my kidney stone was $3500.
105:22>> Yeah, you better off not having >> deductible. And then I had to pay for the medicine and I had to pay for the follow-up vision. I had to pay That's just for one thing.
105:31>> Thanks Obama.
105:32>> Thanks Obama. And guess what? I'm going to have to have another one. Another 30.
105:35So I'm I'm spending like4,000 $50,000 a year because I'm 60 years old on healthcare.
105:43>> Wow. that it hasn't changed in like three of the bitterest presidential things you've ever seen. They all came down on you, pay me.
105:51>> That's right. And I'm not And guess what? I'm not forcing people to get on Medicare for all. That's what another thing people go, Jimmy, you want the same people who did co COVID to do uh your healthcare. First of all, we got all that with CO and we didn't get healthcare anyway.
106:07>> Yeah.
106:08>> We already got CO. We already got all that The second thing is, no, I don't want to force anybody to have Medicare for all. What I'd like is for them to give me the option to buy into Medicare for all and then we'll vote with our wallets. Isn't that what capitalists like? We get to choose what we want. Let me buy into Medicare or buy into Blue Cross. Let me buy into Etna or buy into Medicare. Why won't you let me do that? Because they know every last person in the world would go to Medicare. That's why they won't let that happen. And you still don't think that.
106:43Stop watching Sean Hannity.
106:45>> Well, why does your money always go to another country? Every president, I'm going to do this for you. They don't do it. And then they send you money. We could have healthcare. We could have 20 shitty health care programs for the money they've wasted carrying water for oligarchs over. We could just have all like, hey, make one that fails. I don't give a We could have it five times over with the money they've spent.
107:08>> Okay, I got to get to the story, Kurt.
107:10It's the haunt the virus is all the rage and it's a scop just like co was and as Thomas Massie said when he came on this show this is an IQ test >> just like co just like the co backs just like the lockdowns and masks and the virus came from a panggalan at a wet mark. This is an IQ test just like when they said ivormectin which is a wonder drug was some kind of poison. This is an IQ test.
107:37So watch this. Watch this. So, this guy was a big guy on on on social media telling people to get their boosters.
107:46The same man who aggressively pushed the co vaccines is now the one standing on the havirus cruise ship. No kidding.
107:55Reading from a script. Oh, and he did an internship in Jerusalem.
108:02Same players, different virus. You still think it's random? Let's watch.
108:06>> Let's get vaccinated. So this is him pushing the vaccine for co >> get vaccinated.
108:12Gorgeous vaccinated girls get boosted.
108:16And gorgeous boosted girls get boosted again if you're eligible.
108:25>> That's him. And now let's watch him on the cruise ship.
108:28>> I normally wouldn't make a video like this, but I feel like I need to say something. So I wrote a few things down.
108:34I am currently on board the MV hobbyist and what's happening right now is very real for all of us here.
108:42We're not just a story. We're not just headlines. We're people. People with families with lives with people waiting [laughter] for us at home.
108:57There's a lot of uncertainty and that's the hardest part.
109:03All we want right now.
109:05>> I haven't seen a fake cry this good since Erica Kirk.
109:09>> Yeah. [laughter] I I >> And is he really on that cruise ship?
109:13>> No. No, it's true. He's not a person. He doesn't have a family. He's not on the cruise ship. He's at home an underground base with lizard people.
109:20>> Let's watch.
109:21>> To feel safe, to have clarity.
109:25>> Okay. You want to know who he is?
109:27>> Yeah.
109:28>> Who he is is Jake Rosarin.
109:30He's a freelance photographer. Jake Rosemarvin photography, Emory University, Boston, Massachusetts. But here's the part he doesn't tell you.
109:40He was an intern at the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs from 2016 to August 20. From June to August 2016, three months, Jerusalem District, Israel. He performed standard research collection and analysis using a variety of online databases. assisted in videography, recording, and editing of interviews and political analysis. Responsible for posting and monitoring web articles written by field experts.
110:04He did edit out other Oh, this is Conan O'Brien. Oh, I missed that. So, here's his sister. There are no coincidences here. His sister, Rachel Rosebar, works for a firm that specializes in public health emergency preparedness. They're pushing for the next fake global pandemic to make big pharma and themselves more money. Nothing but liars and shill scam artists. She's the managing associate from at recovery division Hagerty Consulting MH Global Health.
110:39So this virus uh by the way is uh as uh where is the where is the oh my god where's the where's the thing from oh here it is oh I started I started at the wrong place um I started >> I'm sure Zack elephantis will be on top of this story >> I start yeah so you remember this you remember the WHO declares monkey pox spread of a global health emergency remember that >> yes >> remember why the latest bird flu case says experts worried about a potential pand you remember that and remember CO had an infection fatality rate meaning it was only killed 0.04% zero 4% of the people they were telling you was killing
111:29everybody. Is hav virus the next COVID?
111:32Is the US response on point? An outbreak update. Here's another one from Esquire.
111:37I really hope this deadly virus doesn't reach America or we're doomed. Surely we can't rely on Secretary Roadkill to protect it. So they're try they're doing it again.
111:48They're doing it again. And guess here's here's Pier Corey who treats me and my vaccine injury a leader in his fields for his whole life >> and then he told the truth about COVID and they discredited him.
112:02>> Dr. Pier Corey exposes the massive media anomaly. Watch this. What actually kind of intrigued me more and tell you about what you said is is a colleague told me that there was like a 100,000 articles written around the world on haunt virus in the last couple of days and that's not typical for a haunt virus outbreak.
112:24Certainly there's always attention and people get scared, but like that's the other thing with co it was co co 24/7.
112:31And then when you told when you said in your intro about how it seems to be driven by influencers, I I'm sorry if I'm getting too like uh I don't I actually never want to use the word tin hat cuz I'm not a tin hat, but I I these patterns are are anomalous. Why? With just this little outbreak of a few cases suddenly like it's consuming the world's media cycle. Like for instance, Aman talking about it today. What you know it's because it's being driven by something.
112:58>> When he says there was a 100,000 articles worldwide, come on, that's an exaggeration. So I asked Grock. Grock said, "Yeah, tens of thousands of articles. Tens of thousands. Wire services, AP Reuters, AFP get republished or adapted by thousands of local national papers in affected countries.
113:18non-English coverage in Spanish, Dutch, French, German, Portuguese, multiples of the volume, multiplies the volume significantly. Not literally every newspaper on Earth, but most of them.
113:31Uh, the WHO, CDC, ECDC alerts made this a must-co major and mid-tier outlets. And guess what? It's not contagious.
113:42Robert Malone who got everything right about the COVID narrative everything he says this you're by the way he's the guy who invented the mRNA platform and then disavowed it why because it couldn't be used safely he didn't invent the co vax but he invented the platform that co he owns several patents on vaccines and he said this your odds of being struck by lightning are more than seven times greater than getting Hunto virus in the United States about 250 people get struck by lightning each year. There are about 35 cases per year of huntto virus in the USA with about 12 deaths per year on average.
114:25Obviously, hunto virus shouldn't be a big concern for the vast majority of Americans.
114:30>> Jimmy, I got a question. Um, okay. So, that's what I thought, but you keep hearing that there's the Andes variant that can spread. Is that made up? I would hope that it is, but is that made up?
114:42>> Good thing Jennes had it.
114:45>> Um, I you you go ask Grock right now.
114:49>> Well, you got to do you have to give Grock you got to write a whole fake personality. Oh, you know what? I have done that. I'll ask.
114:54>> Hey, normally >> you got to give it a whole personality where it doesn't try to lie to you.
114:59>> I mean, hivirus is so serious, Kurt. I'm surprised that nurses aren't aren't rehearsing dance routines right now.
115:11That's how I mark if it's going to be serious. Are nurses doing a nursery?
115:17>> Are nurses doing intricate hours of rehearsal for complicated dance routines in empty hospitals?
115:25>> Well, the hospital's backed up because you're dancing around like idiots.
115:29>> This guy, this guy says it. He's very This guy does says it fun. He uh he is uh the daddy twins. Let's He He got it.
115:36Let's watch.
115:36>> This hand virus is no joke. It's coming.
115:39You better prepare. Doctors and nurses have been seen all over America practicing their dance moves, getting in coordination step by step. If you're a doctor or a nurse, don't deny this. Get out there and start practicing your synchronized dancing. That's when America will know how serious this is.
115:58[laughter] If you're a doctor or a nurse out there, you need to get serious about these dance moves right now. Stop what you're doing. Get busy. This is serious.
116:08And if you know anything about word origins, you know HT. The word comes from uh scam, nonsense, and in Hebrew. Be careful. It's getting deadly out there and people are scared. So remember, if you're a doctor out there, do your responsibility and start learning line dancing today because it could save a life.
116:30So, >> oh, Croc uh told me using my professor.
116:33So, I have >> All right. Uh, the hype is the lie.
116:37Media and who scream outbreak. Wait, wait, hold on. Uh, media and who scream outbreak, cruise ship cluster, global monitoring, pandemic potential This virus and its rare humanto human transition have been in the literature for decades. First confirmed in 1996 [clears throat] in Chile. It's not new, not efficient, not a variant in the mutant super spreader sense. It's the known strain. Same fear playbook book as early co or climate models. Take a real but cons containable thing and amplify it for headlines. Now I had to tell Grock to be a guy named Dr. Science who doesn't try to give me consensus but
117:11just tells me the blunt truth about facts that he looks up without any balance because he'll tell you well it's not a complete lie if you unless you create that. That's what Grock does.
117:22>> So this was tweeted out by uh Tony Tomahawk. I love his stakes. Uh just just just so you know the world we're living in. Just so you know, here's Anthony Fouchy. Here's Ted Turner.
117:36Here's Bill Gates senior. Here's Tom Brokaw. And here's George Soros. Just just you're not supposed to look at history. I know.
117:46And what this means is um urging rodents to wear masks to help flatten the curve.
117:51>> Uh Jimmy, I missed something here. Uh so this is then Dr. science went on to tell me uh about the cruise ship, it equals a perfect contained test case for travel networks. It's a big floating petri dish to test your new virus on.
118:05>> Uh-huh. And of all the people on that ship which got thousands of people on it, three people got haunt virus.
118:12According to them, >> same as ET climate warnings or IPCC models, documented facts twisted into urgent crisis to justify surveillance restrictions and fear. P public risk remains extremely low. No lockdown threat. And Huntivirus has never needed a vaccine ever.
118:30>> Ever. There's no but they're they got one. They're working on a hunt virus vaccine. They got one.
118:36>> And CNN, as we showed you last Friday, is already talking about lockdowns. They want them because the more people are locked down, the more people watch TV, the more people watch CNN. Jimmy, it'll be interesting to see which of your Hollywood friends that you're always sad about not talking to you. I feel you're lucky personally, but which of them are going to with hivirus do the same lie again about whatever restrictions or mandatory vaccine because many of them >> Hollywood will immediately will immediately require anybody on a set or wants to audition or anything to get to wear a mask and get a vaccine. Go
119:12ahead.
119:13>> But wait, so imagine the people who already got injured or they know someone close to them who got injured. vaccine injured from >> and they kept their trap shut cuz there's a bunch of them. There's a bunch of them.
119:22>> I can't tell you how many comedians come up to me after my set in Hollywood when I go on stage in Hollywood and when I come off and they whisper to me, I got vaccine injured and they don't want to tell anybody.
119:32>> Let's see what they do now. I I'm curious to know cuz I I know personally there's a bunch of people who for some reason wouldn't dare even now when it's almost the end of the world wouldn't bring up how that's fake because they're that that sad and want to live in 2012 Obama land. But I it's really I I want to see how they react because this if if you fall for it again. I mean I I have to side with the elites on that one.
119:55Like you deserved it. I I don't know what else to say. If you can fall for that again.
119:59>> I'll see you this weekend in Tulsa, Oklahoma City, and then in Atlanta, Raleigh, Spokane, Tacoma, Levittown. Go to jimmy.com for link for tickets. Max Blumenthal is up next. We're going to switch over to Rumble. We're going to get Max in here. Kurt, we'll talk to you later.
120:12>> Bye, Jay. Bye, guys.
120:15Heat. Heat.
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