Piers DESTROYS Israeli Ambassador! Treasury Sec’y Threatens Social Security! w/ Lt. Col Theresa Long

Hey, hey, hey.

0:05[music] [music] >> [music] >> Hey, [music] hey, hey.

0:43[music] >> [music] >> Hey, hey, hey.

1:10Hey, >> [music] >> hey, [music] hey.

1:42>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Hey, Heat. Heat.

2:57>> [music] >> Hey, [music] [music] hey, hey.

3:21[music] Heat.

3:28[music] Heat.

3:41[music] Heat. Heat. N.

3:47[music] Heat. Heat. N.

3:56[music] >> [music] [music] >> I got a bad a Yeah.

4:47Yeah.

4:49Yeah.

5:13I'm going to get Yeah.

5:43Heat.

5:47Heat. Heat.

6:27Heat. Heat.

6:51>> [music] >> Hey M.

8:34That's a song, right?

8:37>> I'm not sleeping and there ain't no place I'm going.

8:43[laughter] >> I'm I'm singing this song because Misha asked me, "What's that thing that What's that instrument?

8:55>> It's a tambourine.

8:56>> I figured it out. You didn't.

8:58>> I did not. I'm not good at the charades or [laughter] >> um I was not here on Monday because I was in uh the middle of effing nowhere doing the Tucker Carlson show. So that's where I was. Is this annoying?

9:21eventually.

9:23>> Um, >> please stop. [laughter] >> I know, right?

9:28>> And as um and they have a guy pick you up at the you fly into Portland, which is a real city kind of and they have a they have a airport and uh they have a nice hotel there. I stayed there once. I had some of the best eggs I ever had. Uh the guy I asked for Holl I guess when I get scrambled eggs or a omelette I'll ask for Holland sauce on the side.

9:52>> Smart move.

9:52>> And the guy cuz Holl sauce is fantastic.

9:55And the guy had it in one of those nitrogen shaker and he go >> and I was like I never saw that before.

10:02First time I see it's in Portland, Maine. Get the f out of here. It was fantastic. And I was hoping to stay there again, but now Tucker likes to have breakfast before the show.

10:15So they took me in the night, Monday night into the middle of nowhere in Maine. The the hotel was very nice, actually. It was the Mayville Mayville.

10:26I was the only one in the whole building.

10:28>> What?

10:28>> There was no one in the There was a restaurant downstairs. That's where I walk in. And then you go up and there's three hotel rooms. And there was no one in the building. I [snorts] was the only one there.

10:39>> Like the Shining.

10:40>> It was like The Shining.

10:42And uh as they're driving me do the interview, which is another town over. It's not that's not where Tucker lives. He lives in another town.

10:55Um I'm just looking at all the greenery and how pretty and there's lakes everywhere.

11:00And I'm like, man, I bet you I bet you there's a zillion ticks.

11:06And I'm like, like I used to love go camping as a kid. We used to get ticks on ourselves as kids, but I never got Lyme disease. And uh and they would, you know, you just take a cigarette. That's when my parents smoked. And uh and you just put it near the tick and the tick, it would run away. Uh they say not to do that now because that makes the tick throw up and all the that's in it'll go in you. That's what I read on Grock. And um so now you're supposed to get tweezers and just pull it out.

11:33That's what they say.

11:35>> Um >> Oh, somebody was saying that you should get poached eggs on toast with your Hollands. Why don't you do poached instead of scrambled? Talk to us about that.

11:45>> Because it's hard to get a good poached egg. Uh poached eggs usually get over cooked and they come up and you're like, "Hey, this is overcooked. Can you then you're a then you're a problem." And so I just have them, can you use a lot of butter and uh anyway, so I get there. First thing that happens when I walk in is somebody on Tucker's crew has short pants on and I'm thinking I'm thinking that's ballsy, right? And uh and he goes, "Hey, I got pit pie dick." First thing >> I was like, "Oh boy, >> there's there's aerosols that you can spray not only on your skin, but your clothing as well." Cuz my friend Dana,

12:28she's in North Carolina right now.

12:30>> There's some there's some there's some easy fixes they say that repels the ticks.

12:35>> Yes.

12:36>> But you know what's to say a tick doesn't fall from a tree and go on your neck? I've had I've had ticks on my uh my chest before.

12:43Um, we used to get ticks all the time because we were in the when I was a kid, my dad would take he got a month off from being a cop. So, he also had he had two businesses. He was a cop, that wasn't a business. And then he he didn't make enough money because we had 12 kids. So, that wasn't enough money even though we drank powdered milk. Um, and so he started doing brick work, which was mostly tuck pointing, but we rebuild chimneys, put in glass block windows. I love glass blocking. And um anyway, uh so he would take a month off in the so he would do that in the summer mostly, but every summer he would take a month

13:23off cuz he got four weeks off from the police department. He would take that year's that that month's mortgage payment. And instead of paying the mortgage, we'd go on vacation in a camper, right? So, we'd stay at uh n national parks and stuff and that have outhouses. Hated them. And um and you know, cost like two bucks at back then it cost like two bucks a night to park your trailer in a national park campground. And so it was a very cheap way to go on vacation.

13:55And uh so we went we went everywhere. We went everywhere.

13:59And my dad said we hated it. We didn't want to go on vacation. We always wanted to stay in the city and be around our friends.

14:06And my parents said, "You'll appreciate it when you get older." And son of a they were right. And uh I do appreciate it. Um too bad they're dead now. I never told them. And uh I wouldn't want to give them the satisfaction. And uh um but we was we get ticks. We you know, we were in the forest all the time. We would went to Colorado. I went in the Colorado River, took we would take rafts down it and uh you know almost kill ourselves all the time. And um we went everywhere. I remember one time we were in North Dakota. We were in uh wherever uh I think it was Franklin Delanor Roosevelt National Park. Maybe

14:50it's North or South Dakota.

14:53And we saw bears all we saw bears. We saw there's a bear. And um so it was scary, but I remember one night we were walking walking back from the outhouse and I looked up and I've never seen more stars in my life. By the way, now I live in the valley now. I used to live in Pasadena. I I used to live in Hollywood.

15:14I never remember seeing planets in the sky. Every night I look up and there's planets. There's Jupiter. There's Venus.

15:22And and they're like I'm like, "What is that? Is that I think it's a plane, but it's not moving." And I'm like then someone's like, "Oh, those are planets."

15:28I'm like, I never saw that before in my whole life. I see it every night here in Studio City. I look up and there it is.

15:34It's bright as you can be. And um so yeah, we saw all that stuff. I remember we went to Washington DC um uh when I was a kid. Oh god, did I hate it. Oh, it was so humid and hot and we didn't have air conditioning in the car.

15:55And um and there was just gnats everywhere.

16:01Just And so we're you know we're going to like the uh what's the cemetery? The Arlington CE and we're taking a tour.

16:08I'm a kid. I don't care. And there's just gnats everywhere. And anyway, so I hated that. But we did go to the um presidential museum in um or presidential library and Jay Edgar Hoover would read to us in a sundress.

16:24So that was nice. [laughter] >> Aha.

16:28>> Funny.

16:29>> Slipped that joke right in. Um, but anyway, I did I did like going on Mac, but I would not now I'm afraid scared to death to go into the woods of any kind. I don't know. Is everybody >> When's the last time you were in the woods anyways?

16:42>> Well, I was just in the middle of Maine, >> but but walking through a woods.

16:47>> Oh, hold on. [laughter] Um, Starg Stargazer is here. That's what it sounds like.

17:00>> Who do we have on the horn?

17:01>> Oh, we have Mike McCrae here. Hey, Mike.

17:03Oh, guess guess who I saw? So, I'm flying. So, you got to fly there, obviously. And uh, so I go in a day early because I go in Sunday. I I fly from LAX to JFK because uh uh Tucker's paying for the ticket, right? He's going to fly me first class. Nice. And so I say instead of flying directly to Portland, you have to stop somewhere like Dallas or Chicago or Denver and change planes and you can't get a live flat bed. Well, I have a bad back, right? So, you know, if you guys if you know anything about me, you know I have three vertebrae that come anyway. Um, so I if I fly that long, I'd like to get

17:48a lie flat bed if if if that and especially since I wasn't paying for it.

17:52And uh so I flew from you you can get a lie flat bed from LAX to JFK. So I did that, stayed overnight in New York, saw Russell Bob, went out to dinner at that nice French restaurant in Grand Central Station. The food was not good and uh I thought it was going to be great. It wasn't. And uh so that was a bummer.

18:14But um and then Monday I I got on a plane at LaGuardia and flew to Portland. So on my from JFK Oh, I should have showed the video. I should have put the video. Uh so I'm getting ready to get on the plane and I look and I'm like that's Alec Baldwin.

18:33This Alec Baldwin and he's being overly nice and loud to somebody with kids. Oh, hi. He's trying. Hi. What's your name?

18:41Hi. You having fun? and all this stuff and uh he's being way overly like m he's trying he's trying to be like Santa Claus kind of like he's trying to rehabilitate his image everywhere he goes you know and um and so I I love Alec Baldwin as an actor and I don't know him as a person but I bet I would still like him you know cuz he kind of has the same energy of everybody in my family and in my neighborhood who I grew up with and um so uh he's he's sitting in uh the first seat on the left side of the plane. I'm in the first seat on the right side of the plane. So, I could see him and I'm like, I want to talk to him, but I

19:22didn't want to be that, you know, I don't want to bug him, you know.

19:25>> You want to ask him about Palestine?

19:27>> I didn't want to ask him about Palestine. I didn't know what to say to him. I didn't say anything.

19:32>> And uh and so then when we get off the plane, we exit. We entered in the middle of the plane, but when we exited, we exit in the front. So, we're in the front, me and him. So, he leaves. I'm second right behind him and I'm following him and I'm like how do I say what do I say to him? What do I and then um he was walking kind of slow. He was walking fast on the plane and stuff and then when he got off he was kind of walking slow like he had arthritis or something. But I didn't say, and by the way, his hair is blonde, so I guess he's he's got a roll or something that he's getting he's he's doing. And uh I didn't

20:05say anything, but I did take video of me following him, you know. I was like, take video. And um I didn't say anything to him. I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to just tell him, you know, hey, you know, uh I I love your acting and uh Glen Gary Glenn Ross and was a big thing for me because it's it's set in Chicago. I'm from Chicago.

20:27And um and then of course 30 Rock he's he's he's a he's an immense talent. He's he's a really talented guy and he brought me lots of joy and I wanted to tell him that what I you know I was I was afraid he would be dismissive of me and then I wouldn't like him because you don't want to meet your heroes, right? Um, and so I wanted to tell him, hey, you know, I do a a five >> videos uploaded. According to Malcolm, >> I do a fiveminute uh chunk [laughter] on you on you [snorts] uh all all the time about when you when you called when you called that paparazzi guy a C sucking uh F and um but I didn't I didn't say

21:12anything. I didn't say anything. I miss >> if you had a chance, would you do it over again and what would you say to him?

21:16>> I still don't know what I would say. Uh he was talking to everybody around him like he's he's overly friendly. He's talking to the pilots. He he went to the galley and and uh and he's like just being loud, you know, and the I could hear him talking to the pilots. Where'd you train? Where'd you train? Oh, yeah.

21:32How was that? You like that? Oh, yeah.

21:34Yeah. Oh, stuff like that. And um you know, most pilots are ex-military, right? So, anyway, so that happened and um >> you heard me Malcolm uploaded it for you.

21:46>> Oh, really? I really wanted to I really wanted to uh Oh, really? Let me see if I >> Well, we'll we'll we'll do call first and then we can do that as you find it.

22:00Anyways, we've got a new camera angle for me.

22:03>> Hey, what's this this email you sent me from um >> Rainey?

22:11>> Yeah, >> that's a nice email, >> isn't it?

22:13>> Yeah, >> I responded.

22:15Thank you, Rainey. Or do you say Ronnie?

22:18>> I've been watching since I don't know when you show Jimmy.

22:22>> I think Jimmy was still with the Young Turks probably since around the debacle of 2016.

22:28I cried. I almost did. Anyway, my mom loved your show, too, and we would watch together and keep up with the events re going on. The show is great. Your humor certainly helps things considering. I I lost her in 2020 lockdowns, but still watch watch myself. I found you first anyway and think from time to time how she'd like watching together and still and how much I'd like that too. It's hard. I imagine she is somehow I imagine she is somehow watching, I guess, but it's obviously a different experience now. Anyway, I appreciate the work you do and the people you are and just wanted to drop a note saying hi.

23:12So, isn't that nice? And then she goes on, she says more things. Is that nice?

23:16Um, that's nice. It's nice to get those kind of messages.

23:23Chris, do you get that stuff after your show? Anybody ever say [laughter] anything?

23:29>> Anybody ever say that to you, Mike?

23:32>> What?

23:34>> That they like what I did? Yeah. Yeah.

23:37>> Yeah. No, >> I've received compliments before, certainly.

23:39>> Oh, that's nice. [laughter] got to get this >> I think uh three times over the course of my life.

23:46>> Oh, that's nice.

23:49>> Anyway, um Malcolm says he sent it. I I didn't get it.

23:54>> Let's do the call and then you can look for it. How does that sound?

23:57>> Okay. All right. Let's Does Hey, Mike.

23:59How are you?

24:00>> I'm good. How are you, Jimmy?

24:02>> I have a pol few days. I have a polip in my right nostril and I've known I've known about it for at least seven years and I was supposed to get it out and I just keep putting it off and now it's completely blocked and um so I haven't been able to sleep for the last couple of days because of it and um now I guess you got to get an operation and uh the ear nose and throat guy uh I said is it a big deal and he's like well it's surgery.

24:34And I'm like, "Yeah, but he goes, "Yeah, no." He goes, "Then he goes, uh, you know, it could affect your brain and you could go blind, but that never happens."

24:43[laughter] >> Oh, >> he kind of like says it under his breath.

24:48>> I'm like, "What?"

24:50So, >> did you call?

24:53>> No, I didn't, but I did spray. Uh, he gave me the steroid spray. I sprayed it.

24:57That's not not doing anything.

24:59>> So, you're going to call, right?

25:00>> Uh, am I going to call him? the doctor and make an appointment.

25:03>> I think I have to now.

25:05>> Yeah, I I I >> I sound like I sound like my nose is all stuffed up all the time now.

25:09>> And when I was doing Tucker, I did Tucker >> and my It sounded like my nose was all stuffed up >> and that's that's not good.

25:17>> Okay. So, first thing tomorrow, you'll be making that.

25:20>> I forgot to say my big thing I wanted to say on Tucker. Can you believe it? I forgot to say the big thing. The big thing I wanted to say was that, you know, people like to deride people who voted for Trump.

25:32Uh, and I'm like, well, at least Trump was giving lip service to people, you know, to the things that people wanted, you know, like stop ending wars, investing that money back in America, free speech, stuff like that. Okay. See, he's not he's doing the exact opposite of that. But they wouldn't even give you lip service. And people forget that they didn't have a choice, right? Because the last three presidential cycles, the Democrats rigged their primary. In 2016, they cheated Bernie Sanders. In 2020, they cheated him again. And then in 2024, they didn't even bother to have one. They didn't have a primary. They

26:04disappointed Kla Harris, who was currently funding a genocide, uh had crushed a workers uh union strike from the railroad, and forced experimental medical treatments on people, and also started a proxy war with the nuclear power. So, it's not like we had a choice.

26:22The people at least they went with the guy who was lying to them uh and saying what they wanted to hear.

26:30[clears throat] And I see people out there posting stuff like, "Oh, Jimmy said that uh Donald Trump is way to the left of Kla Harris."

26:37Well, he was campaigning. His rhetoric, his campaign rhetoric was to the left.

26:43He was positioning. He was running to the left. That's what I'm not saying he actually was. He wasn't in power yet. He was running to the left. Why did they let him out left them? Why didn't they just at least at least lie? Hey, we're going to stop censoring people. Hey, we're going to end the genocide. They they wouldn't we're going to end the war when they they wouldn't even do that.

27:02They they when So anyway, that's the thing I And and if you voted for Kla Harris, uh who did all those things, forced medical treatments on people, crushed unions, um started a proxy war with nuclear power, and was funding a genocide. Guess what? You're the moral superior of nobody.

27:21And just because Donald Trump turned out to be complete, you know, uh, phony uh uh doesn't mean that there was an there was an actual choice. There was there wasn't really an actual choice. Okay.

27:35So, that I forgot to say that.

27:38That's the thing I wanted to say.

27:41And uh you think that's funny, Chris?

27:45That funny to you? You're funny that I screwed up and I forgot to say it. Is that what makes you laugh?

27:52>> Yeah. Is that it? What What was it that made you laugh, Chris? Okay. It's just It's just interesting. What? I'm funny.

28:00Like what? Like a clown?

28:02>> Yeah.

28:06Got to get something. Nobody talks into the microphone anymore.

28:11>> I'm right here, Jimmy. For you. I'm right here.

28:14>> All right. We got to get to it. You have the remote in your hand, fella?

28:20>> Uh, here. Let me show them real quick.

28:27We're not plugged in. Can we do the call and then then do that?

28:30>> Uh, can I just show it first?

28:32>> Okay, go ahead, Chief.

28:34>> All right, come to staff. Uh, good luck with the polip surgery. Speedy, safe recovery. Get a great surgeon, please.

28:41And that's from Indie. Indie, I'm going to give you a little bell.

28:45My dog is in the room and he's sleeping and I don't want to startle him because he had some uh he had a different kind of surgery. You ready, Jim?

28:55>> Back to Jim.

29:01>> There he is talking to her with her kids. Oh, look at how cute. You cute. So cute.

29:10And then he goes, "All right, I got to go. I'm boarding.

29:1337.

29:16>> Then I was right on his heels.

29:18>> Okay, now I'll put it back.

29:22>> Oh, you don't have the walking one?

29:23>> No.

29:24>> Oh, maybe later, ladies and gentlemen.

29:27That's a tease. That was just a taste of Alec Baldwin's backside. Maybe we'll see a little bit more later.

29:34Now, back to Jim and I'll be back. I'll be down in Austin on June um like 21st or something like that. It's a Monday >> and Monday and Tuesday. Kurt wrote a TV show. Somebody bought it. They're making it. And he wrote a part for me. I play a uh a billionaire uh like Steve Win. You know who Steve Win is?

30:05And uh I'm supposed to be like that.

30:09Okay.

30:14hair looks okay.

30:15>> Great.

30:16>> All right. Ready? Let's Let's hit it.

30:17Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?

30:20>> Jimmy, this is former governor of California, Arnold Schwzenegger.

30:24>> Ah, Mr. Governor, thanks for calling.

30:28>> A lot of you know new listeners probably are unaware that I used to call into your show all the time. [laughter] Made sense because I was the governor of California then and therefore a political figure.

30:39>> Right. There was context to it. Yeah.

30:41>> Yes. [laughter] For example, it was on your show that I reviewed to the world that one time I grew up a lady so hard [laughter] that it made a baby.

30:56>> I remember that.

30:58>> But since retiring from political life, I have refrained from calling it to your show so as not to give the sense of a broad hecky comedy bit. However, I make an exception when it comes to the topic of California politics, and today is that exception.

31:14>> Right, >> Jimmy? This governor's race is one of the most consequential elections in a long time. Last night, I was riveted watching the election returns in an air conditioned room surrounded by my two house donkeys. Ya nine. [laughter] If you are willing, I can provide my analysis.

31:35>> Yes. Yes, give me your analysis.

31:38>> Thank you. Nearless to say, this entire election was thrown on its head with the stepping down of front runner Eric Swallwell.

31:48[laughter] >> Who?

31:51>> Eric Swallwell. Jimmy, you [laughter] are well aware that I cannot say this name in a normal way. So, stop making me say it for humorous reasons. Swallwell.

32:01>> All right. Sorry.

32:04>> It became a free-for-all. There was a time when it seemed to be anybody's game. Tom Sty, another billionaire using his own money to run a political campaign. A lot of people liked his ideas. He was the climate guy, but it looks like it wasn't enough. The earth may be heating up, but Tom Sty's campaign ran cold.

32:25>> Yeah. Okay.

32:28>> Sorry. And then there was Katie Porter.

32:31>> Yeah. A lot of people said she's a real contender, that she represents the future and she has a bright path ahead of her in politics. I never understood this because nobody likes this person, [laughter] >> right?

32:47>> I've never met anybody who liked her or wanted to hear her talk ever.

32:51>> I know >> she was mean to her husband in a 1950s sitcom kind of way. [laughter] She's mean to her staff. She sucks worse than anybody. in this little debate about this next person.

33:02>> All right, moving on.

33:04>> Yeah, nine.

33:07>> I'm I'm sorry.

33:09I I'm sorry. One of my two house donkeys just jumped up on the couch [laughter] and he knows he's not supposed to do that.

33:19[laughter] His son was a Matt May who was bankrolled by Silicon Valley.

33:26So, you know that he must be a good person. I don't follow.

33:30>> That is me being sarcastic.

33:32>> Okay.

33:32>> I can only assume he wants to run the state via AI and compliance robots and post dynamics and these sorts of things.

33:39>> Yeah. [clears throat] >> He sucks. His campaign went nowhere. He will be forgotten in the dust bin of history. Good readance. And may his memory be a scourge.

33:47>> Okay. Okay.

33:50>> As of right now, the two front runners are Steve Hilton and Javier Bera. Both of whom make me want to choke on my own vomit and die like John Bonham.

33:59>> Oh my god.

34:00>> Eton is like me, a foreigner, but the wrong kind. He walks around barefoot like some kind of dirty hippie.

34:07>> Yeah, >> he had a Fox News show and he has a Trump pickic. He wants to disrupt the system, but there's only one problem.

34:13>> What's that?

34:15>> The system is already disrupted in that everything is broken and nothing works in California.

34:20Oh, you mean the system that makes it though there are not crackheads on every sidewalk? that has already been disrupted.

34:27>> Yeah.

34:27>> Also disrupted is the system that makes it so that water comes out the fire hydrants. Disrupted.

34:34>> Amen to that.

34:36>> And Ber is just a stupid man who is in Biden's cabinet. Promises nothing other than he is a pro Latino. He will do nothing and everyone knows it. I do not know for sure who his favorite 1960s psychedelic Brit British invasion band is, but if I had to guess, I would go with status quo.

34:55>> All right.

34:57>> And there you have it. That was Arnold Schwarzenegger's analysis of the 2036 [laughter] California race.

35:04>> With all due respect, Mr. Governor, it really seems as if you just listed the various candidates and said a few things about them.

35:12That is a correct assessment of my presentation.

35:15>> I'm just saying that that analysis implies a breakdown of an of issues and statistics and >> yeah, goodbye. [laughter] >> All right. Fantastic, >> Arnold.

35:35So good to hear him >> every now and again.

35:38>> I I can't get this. This is why doing this.

35:43I'd like to have a little white uh circhief, but I can't get it. I got even one of these things that's supposed to make it work right, and it still doesn't work right.

35:53I don't know. Who cares?

35:54>> Nice. I like it.

35:55>> Okay.

35:57All right. Moving on. Uh, hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?

36:03>> Jimmy, this is Alec Baldwin.

36:06>> Hey, friend of the show, Alec Baldwin.

36:08How are you?

36:09Jimmy, I am doing fantastic. The Baldwin clan is on hiatus from our acclaimed reality show on TLC. We are all reconvening back in New York City for a fun-filled Baldwin packed summer. I can already smell the funnel cakes at Coney Island.

36:26>> Yeah, >> as well as the cheap cologne of the sworthy furry man who sells it to me without a word.

36:32>> I see. Hey, did you just recently fly back to New York?

36:36>> As a matter of fact, I did. [laughter] Yeah, I know. We were on the same flight.

36:41>> Get out. Get out.

36:44>> Yep. Uh, same row in business class and everything.

36:49>> Jimmy, you should have said something.

36:51>> Oh, [laughter] >> we could have hobnobbed that entire transcontinental flight. Had a negroni and some laughs. You should [laughter] have said something.

36:59>> I know. I know. I I just didn't want to bother you.

37:03>> Oh, poppycock. Poppyccock and fiddlesticks and horse feathers, too.

37:08Next time you say hello, Jimmy. I'd be offended if you don't.

37:12>> All right, next time.

37:14>> What were you doing in New York?

37:16>> Actually, I was flying up to Maine.

37:19>> Oh, I love Maine this time of year. I hope you had a nice time. Banger.

37:25[laughter] >> No, no, but made it to third base, though.

37:31>> Well played, my friend. Yeah, >> I love a man who knows the city game.

37:36Seriously, though, what brought you to Maine?

37:38>> Actually, I was going up to do Tucker Carlson's show.

37:42>> Good god.

37:44>> What?

37:45>> Nothing. Nothing. We should have said something.

37:49>> I will.

37:51I promise next time. May maybe if we have a layover together, we could hang out or something. Go to that super exclusive lounge all the celebrities go to.

38:01>> Yes. We'll see. We'll see. I've always wanted to see one of those.

38:05>> Well, they probably won't let you in with that tacky purple carry-on bag of yours.

38:09>> Wait, how did you know what kind of carry-on bag I have?

38:15>> What now?

38:16>> How did you know what my carry-on bag looks like?

38:21>> I just assumed based on what I know of you, you're probably a man with a tacky purple carry-on bag. Or perhaps I saw you talking about said bag in one of your standup comedy routines.

38:33>> Are you sure you I don't have any bits about my luggage?

38:37[laughter] >> Well, that is curious.

38:39>> You saw me, didn't you?

38:41>> Yes. And I pretended I didn't and I ignored you.

38:44>> Jimmy, I'm a major celebrity. I can't be hobnobbing with every Joe Potato that I'm vaguely acquainted with. It's It's not a good look. Yeah.

38:54>> Well, you were hobnobbing with that lady in line before you boarded.

38:59That wasn't hobnobbing. She was a fan and I was being polite. You and I know each other. That would be hobnobbing.

39:05And Jimmy, no offense, but did you notice how free and easy I appeared?

39:09>> I I did actually. [laughter] >> That's because I was traveling solo without my family. That's such a treat for me to not be burdened with my 13 pseudo Mexican children that I have to constantly remind to keep their accent up in public. and my wife who cries in public when she doesn't have her favorite brand of bottled water. Jimmy, I simply couldn't jeopardize this luxury by chitchatting with anyone, let alone you.

39:34>> What do you mean, let alone me?

39:37>> Jimmy, let's be real. I am the quintessential New York centrist lib. I can't be seen talking to someone who's on his way to be on the Tucker Carlson show. Jimmy the Optics. [laughter] >> Oh, yeah. Well, maybe it doesn't look good for me to be seen talking to someone who has pimped out his family for a Todd reality show while I'm on my way to do one of the most watched interview shows in the country.

40:05[snorts] >> Touche.

40:06>> All right, then.

40:08>> All right. So, if you see me at the airport, say hi for real. It's fine.

40:13[laughter] >> We'll We'll see. I don't know.

40:17Do you think Tucker would have me on to promote the Baldwins?

40:20>> I don't [laughter] I don't know. Maybe you should have You should ask him. We Listen, we got to go and uh we got a lot of show to get to today.

40:30>> Take care, my old friend.

40:32>> All right, Alec Baldwin.

40:35>> Yeah, >> here he goes.

40:40>> Nicely done. I should have said he looked pretty good, by the way. He doesn't look he looks way worse in this picture than he did in person. Maybe he had some face work. Uh and his hair is again, like I said, it was blonde, so I think he had it dyed for a role. I wonder what that role is. He's not He doesn't He's not doing Broadway.

40:57>> Find out, baby.

40:58>> Yeah, he's not doing Broadway. He doesn't do plays, does he?

41:03>> It's a horrible thing my wife forced me to do.

41:05>> Oh, the blonde.

41:08Are you dating Crystal Ball?

41:13No, >> I am married.

41:14>> Oh, that's right. You're married to Hilaria.

41:17>> Anyway, I I'm all for her pretending she has a Spanish accent because why aren't why can't people reinvent themselves?

41:25Why can't you be right? If you can be trans >> hot as >> right? If you can if you can be transexual, why can't you be transnational? Am I right?

41:34>> I've never complained about it.

41:36>> Okay. Yeah. And >> he's been blonde for four months, >> has he?

41:40>> Yeah. [laughter] You just found out.

41:41>> Yeah. Yeah, there's controversy about it. Is it for a role or is he just abandoned his gray locks for blondes?

41:46>> Oh, maybe he just abandoned his gray locks. I I know what that feels like.

41:52Yeah, I abandoned my gray locks. I use that that shampoo that makes your hair look like this. Uh I just got tired of looking like that. I And I appreciate everybody not caring. Thank you very much. Uh all right, Mikey, anything you wanted to plug before we say goodbye? We got to get on with the show.

42:11>> Hey. Yeah. If you're in Austin tonight, you feel like seeing a free comedy show, come on down to Buzzkill at the Buzz Mill. Buzz Mill uh Coffee South off of Riverside. The show's at 9:00 and it's free. So, just show up. It's a great one of the best shows in town.

42:26>> All right. And you're on that show?

42:28>> And I'm on it.

42:29>> All right. All right, buddy. Good to talk to you. I'll see you in a couple weeks.

42:34>> Okay. Yeah, buddy. Sounds good. Talk to you next.

42:37>> Okay. All right. Um, oh, Steph, do we have any super chats while I set >> I'm sure I could read something. I'm sure I could find something for you.

42:49I don't know if I tried to print one, but I I don't think I did. I tried. I tried. All right, let's see what I have here. Hey, Jimmy. I was just notified by a South Chicagoan that because of your Irish heritage and being from South Chicago, you've been given the honorary title of a black man. Congratulations, Jimmy.

43:11>> Oh, really? I'll take it.

43:12>> All right, Jimmy will take it. Corn Pop.

43:15Thank you, Corn Pop. Uh, next one. Sound chaser. Mayville is just an hour away from me. I had a tick on my leg a couple hours ago.

43:24Uh, but you feel them before they bite.

43:26And deer ticks don't really like humans.

43:30>> How'd you know it's a deer tick?

43:32>> How do you know? How do you know?

43:33>> That's That's interesting. Let me look at this tick. I don't know about ticks.

43:36I don't want to know about ticks. And that was from our friend Soundchaser.

43:42If Jimmy got bit by one of the red meat allergy ticks, won't that mess you up because of your medical condition requiring you to eat red meat?

43:50>> That is correct.

43:52>> Got that one right. Episode.

43:55And then again, IndieB, good luck with that polip surgery. Speedy safe recovery. Get a great surgeon, please. I think the guy you have is pretty good.

44:03>> So, I found out the guy I go to this air, nose, and throat guy. And at first, you can come to me. At first, it seemed I wasn't sure about him because when you go in, the same woman who checks you in at the front desk then comes to the room and takes your blood pressure. I'm like, shouldn't those be funny if she was the doctor, too?

44:20>> Wouldn't be those two different people.

44:22So, it felt like it was kind of low-end, but then I looked him up and uh he's one of the top ear, nose, and throat guys by LA magazine. So, if you can go by LA magazine, they say he's one of the top guys in the city. So, you think he'd be more busy and he'd have more office staff. That that's what makes me feel good. Like when I go to my periodontist, oh, he's got three ladies behind this the thing. You got three different ladies uh checking you in, right? So that's you're like, "Ah, this guy's he's all right. He's popular. He's got he's got it going on.

44:55>> He's popular. I want a popular doctor."

45:00>> This stupid uh keeps popping up too much.

45:06Anyway, is Kurt coming?

45:09Oh, he's not here.

45:10>> He's not here yet.

45:11>> Probably 15 minutes.

45:12>> Oh, Kurt >> be home soon. Making his way home from the airport. H.

45:19>> All right.

45:26No.

45:27>> You want me to read a couple things here?

45:29>> Yeah. You got something to read?

45:29>> I got I got a couple more. Let's see here. Let me go. All right. I have at least five more. Alex hair was blonde.

45:36Is he playing Trump again? Peter version one. I went online and he said he got tired of playing that role on SNL that he didn't want to play it anymore.

45:45Uh Jimmy, I was triggered by the clip of Alec Baldwin. Dan, how are you triggered? What happens when you're triggered?

45:54You start screaming. What happens? Where where were you when you got triggered?

45:57>> When did I get triggered?

45:58>> Uh when when you started to talk about Alec Baldwin. Oh, are I think that's a joke, right? Got triggered. Bang.

46:05>> Oh, that's a joke.

46:06>> Got it.

46:08Eric Peterson.

46:11Hey, Eric. Please shout it. I'm mad as hell. I'm not going to take it anymore.

46:17Oh, no kidding, right? Wait, aren't you I mean, I'm mad as hell and I can't take it anymore. And I live in California.

46:23Have you seen the people that are running for mayor and governor?

46:28It's depressing.

46:30So depressing.

46:31>> So now we have a choice of uh is Steve Hilton, who's a Republican, who actually he got the most votes in the California primary.

46:40>> And why does he have a British accent?

46:42>> Does he?

46:43>> Right. Is that what we're talking about?

46:45Yeah. He has a British accent. Why do I want a governor? I know that sounds so dumb, but it's California.

46:53And uh and then this guy Bera who is uh nobody likes nobody likes anybody.

47:00It's not nothing good's going to come of this. It just um would it be better to have Steve Hilton? Like so at least we have some a little opposition in the government instead of all Democrats. Uh, >> and all those Democrats still had the opportunity to give California medical a better medical care and they voted against it.

47:23>> Yeah.

47:23>> Thanks, Dems.

47:25>> Hey, guess what? Pierce Morgan uh had on this guy. So, this guy is uh Danny Danon, I guess his name is. Not I don't think he's from the yogurt. He's is Israel's ambassador to the United Nation. And um first of all uh the title ambassador is like having an emotional support honeybadger. Am I right? I mean if you own So here let's watch this cuz this guy's going to get uh let's let's Pierce Morgan takes him down. That's the point of this. Let's watch. So Pierce Morgan has come full circle now on Israel Palestine. He's come full circle before he was but do you condemn Hamas? Do you condemn him?

48:08That was what he would say all the time.

48:09Do do you condemn Hamas? But do you condemn Hamas?

48:13And now it sounds he sounds like me.

48:16Let's listen. So this idea you've won the war. What war have you won? Because if the war was to affect regime change, that failed. If the war was to get the enriched uranium to stop them building a nuclear bomb, that has failed. If the war was as it went on, to seize back control of Australia for Hormuse, that hasn't happened. If the war was to stop Iran attacking its Gulf State neighbors, they've made it crystal clear they'll carry on doing that if they get attacked. I I'm not I mean other than you've you've you've clearly destroyed a lot of their military capabilities, but they're replacing that apparently at

48:54speed. I'm really struggling to see what war you think you've won.

48:59>> Wow. If that guy owned a clock, Piers Morgan just cleaned it for him. I'll tell you that. That was nice. Maybe now the ambassador will know it's time just to shut up because he h he has they can't even win the propaganda war, let alone a real war. So there's more to this. This is this is good. Furkan, our friend Furkan, he clipped all this.

49:22Let's listen.

49:24Last week, the United Nations added Israel and Russia to a blacklist for sexual violence in conflict, citing abuse by security forces, including the rape of male detainees. The UN verified sexual abuse of 31 Palestinian men. It said, women and children from the Gaza Strip and the occupied West Bank between 2023 and 2025. And this, of course, followed the Nick Kristoff report in the New York Times. Now, the the the response to all of this has been from the pro-Israeli side that all of it's complete nonsense. None of this happened. It's all, you know, just invented. But at what point, if the New York Times and now the UN are citing

50:04specific examples of what they claim to be the sexual abuse, at what point do the blanket denials continue to to be uh credible?

50:14>> Whoa.

50:16I But do you condemn him? I mean, this is one of those awkward moments when somebody you don't like kicks the ass of somebody you really don't like.

50:25[laughter] It's kind of like when your substitute teacher bets the classroom bully, right?

50:30That's what the And by the way, if uh if you were wondering what happened to Alfa from the Little Rascals, there he is. He grew up. He grew up. [laughter] Is that Isn't he have the same hairstyle? Am I wrong about that?

50:44Okay, more. This could there's more to this. Uh, Furkhead says, "This is disgusting." He He has little He has I like how he has little things for all of them. Absolute bombshell. The first there two two bombshells and an abs and a sweet and a disgusting.

50:59Uh, let's watch.

51:02I'm more interested in what your own government minister gleefully put out on his social media account because it's that kind of thing Danny Denon which causes enormous damage to the reputation of the Israeli government and therefore by default Israel and you know that because in America now for the first time ever more people have a negative view of Israel uh than than have a positive view of it and one of the reasons is you've got and I say this respectfully to you because I don't categorize you as this but you have got in Bengavir and Smodrich and people like that in the government absolute psychopaths. Bengavir for his 50th

51:37birthday several weeks ago was given a cake by his wife of a noose and they were all celebrating it. You know, I just don't understand how people like yourself can tolerate that kind of behavior from high-profile ministers knowing the damage it causes to your country's reputation. Why don't you just condemn it?

51:56>> Well, just look at his haircut. That's how that wasn't doesn't that tell you that the he's a psychopath if he thinks that's a good look. Am I right? Come on.

52:04That's how he does it. Yeah. I mean, Piers Morgan making all the right points. Boy, he's had enough people on, I guess, over the last three years that he can just remember what they said and uh and now he So, good for him. Again, it's a I have a lovehate relationship with Piers Morgan, right? Uh but it's it's he's going to be on the wrong side of every issue. Uh but then he eventually comes around to the right side. It's kind of except I I don't think he still has done that with the Ukraine war. I think he still pretends the Ukraine war is how it's the surface level how it's reported in the mainstream news that this he I don't

52:42think he will ever admit that this was a a war provoked by NATO on purpose for decades. They were working up to this.

52:48He doesn't talk about the overthrow of the might of the of the democratically elected government and the Maidan coup and stuff like that. So, so he's still I think he's still got the he hasn't come around yet on Ukraine, but he has come around on Gaza and I think co. So, good for him. It's funny. I go on social media and I still see when I say social media, I mean Twitter. That's the only thing I go on. And I still see people like upset that people are telling the truth about vaccine injuries or Ivormectin. They still pretend like I thought like people thought it was 5 years ago that people we we've all moved

53:22out. We've all realized we were even Chris Cuomo Fredo knows we've been lied to about Ivormectin that it's a it's that it's a a wonder drug and that now it can treat cancer according to studies.

53:3780% of the people used the Ivormectin has saw complete remission or uh or no growth of their tumors. Isn't that something?

53:45>> Yeah.

53:46>> Anyway, uh but it's funny you go on Twitter. I guess it must be uh big pharma bots or something or just idiots.

53:54Um you know how we had Brianna Joy Gray was on the show and she said that she admitted she got vaccine injured and somebody clipped that and put it out there and people are like oh my god >> she's no lefty. She's antivax. They still say antivax.

54:09>> I'm like really when did you stop taking your booster? Why are you antiax?

54:13They still say that because she admitted she got vac. So that's how people re when I got vaccine injured and I told people on Twitter that I got vaccinated people like shut up you grifter by the way I boy that that term has been so overused. It's it's like >> and they never use it properly. They never think to really indict somebody with that term. Who is the grifter?

54:36>> Right. The grifter would be Rachel Matto. The the what Anderson Cooper.

54:41Those are the people lying to you for a paycheck for real. You don't get a $35 million contract because you're telling the truth. And that's what Rachel Matto got. Uh there's one more clip here, by the way. Uh so WTF. So that we started out with uh it was disgusting and it was bombshell and now it's WTF.

55:04Let's watch. He said he completely corners the Israeli ambassador over undeniable war crimes. Let's watch >> out of context. It was But it was posted by your own government minister and it features him gleefully laughing and celebrating what just happened to that woman. That's the problem, Danny. And so you can say you can say it's the media and we're doing this and doing that and chopping it up and misconstring it, but it's your guy Ben posting it on his social media with that specific cut. He chose to show the world that and chose to show the world he celebrated it. And so when I hear you say there's never

55:43been any manhandling or mistreatment of detainees, I say I've just literally played a clip put out by your guy Ben from your government which gleefully celebrates a young detainee woman being physically assaulted.

55:59And you can't find it in yourself too.

56:01Good.

56:02>> Good. He really got high there. He was going falsetto. He's doing his beeges impression. That was nice.

56:11I think this is what he's talking about here.

56:13>> Free Palestine.

56:14>> So, this is these are the people from the flotillaa that were trying to go bring aid to the Palestine people. And this is Ben Gavir uh kind of abusing her right in public.

56:23>> Free Palestine.

56:54But that's how they treat a aid workers.

56:56This is how they treat aid workers.

57:02So those are humanitarians bringing aid to people who are being starved and that then he tweets it out them abusing them and that so that's what he was talking about. That's what that's what he was talking about. Uh and let's just remember what kind of monsters that the people who in government are running the country in Israel are. Uh this is uh Ben Gavir. They should be crushed to pieces, starved to death, and not resuscitated with humanitarian aid that gives them oxygen.

57:33So, he's their he's the defense minister, right? Ben Gabir, right? Look it up. Uh then I think this is the finance this is Smotritz. I think he's the finance minister. It'd be justified to let two million Palestinians die of hunger. That's these are real quotes.

57:49Uh we will never allow a single grain of wheat to enter the Gaza Strip. That's another quote from him. He's their right. He's their finance minister.

57:57>> Uh he I have Ben Gava as an Israeli politician and lawyer who served as minister of national security.

58:02>> Yeah, national security. Yeah, he's the national security guy. The uh who's the smot is I think the finance minister.

58:08Anyway, the army must find ways more painful than death for civilians in Gaza. Killing them is not enough. These are the people in power.

58:18>> You are correct. Smoke is finance minister.

58:20>> Yeah. So now you but if you go to Facebook, you're going to see somebody defending this because they want to write for sitcoms in Hollywood.

58:28[laughter] Am I right, Chris? Am I right?

58:34>> All right. So uh guess you know just just keep keep in mind that um >> we stand for you.

58:41>> Yes, we stand for you. Okay. So good job by Pierce Morgan. Look at me giving prop. I'll give props I'll give I'll give props to Bill Bill Maher when he's right, but he'll never be right about this. Uh, you know, I'll give I'll give props to Jen Uger when he's right. He's right about this. He just got denied entry to the UK.

59:00And uh any I I I want to talk about that, but we don't have time. All right, over to Steph.

59:06>> All right, here we go. Hungry Mike says, "Get sleep first. Care for yourself and your health, Jimmy, please. We want you to be healthy and well. We need voices like you." Indeed, Jimmy, make that call first thing. You can even leave a message tonight. You don't have to wait till the morning. They'll call you back.

59:23Uh, IndieB, good luck with the polip surgery. Speedy, safe recovery. Great, great. Get a great, great surgeon. You did that twice. My goodness. Thank you so much there, IndieB.

59:34Roger Meadows, Jimmy Friday, Garland told you, DoddFrank, made future bank bailouts automatic. You said you didn't know, but actually you did. You just forgot. Ratigan told you years ago.

59:49Roger.

59:50>> Wow.

59:51>> Thank you. Roger Meadows is the show's historian. Thank you so much for that.

59:55>> Dylan Ratigan got that alpha gal.

59:58>> Yeah. Uh, hey, >> he said he got cured.

60:01>> I wonder how >> he texted me and said he got cured. I didn't I didn't return the text cuz he hurt my feelings once.

60:06>> Um, >> hello.

60:07>> Hello. Yes. Hello, Starship Enterprise. We've got we we've got you.

60:13>> My other background is like corrupted or something. I can't use my beautiful uh >> I love this. This is very nice.

60:20>> Uh and his microphone has nukes background.

60:23>> Uh Kurt Mezer, the host of Mystery Boys is here. The hottest the hottest podcast in America right now is here.

60:30>> I think so. That's what I like to say.

60:32Maybe the record reflects it. Maybe it doesn't. I don't check that stuff.

60:36>> Um I think you check it.

60:38>> Jenna does and then tells me.

60:39>> Oh, okay. [laughter] Okay, >> I have Jenna to do it. I don't I I don't like to do it myself, you know.

60:44>> But it was the number one. I always check on me. I I asked Grock, Grock, how popular is a Jimmy Door Show? I asked I say stuff like [laughter] I say stuff like that just to find out. And it says the Jimmy Door Show is an elite YouTube show. It is in the >> Oh, >> it's it's in the 0.1% of YouTube shows.

61:01Did you know that? With 25 million views a month. Did you know that?

61:04>> Um that's very elite. I bet now is it elite enough to get a human if you're wrongfully struck down for something at YouTube?

61:11>> Oh, you mean like a leazison? I have a leazison.

61:14>> Oh, that's big. Listen, if you anybody still got an Lazison, that's big time. I say >> uh they come and go, but uh this one's been around for a while. He's a good guy. They're all nice people. The the people who work for Google are are nice.

61:28Um, and the guy we have now is nice and helpful and and and [clears throat] they really they really do give us tips that helps us, you know, in ways. And it just seems ironic to me that I know that YouTube has me on the borderline podcast list, right? The borderline content list.

61:48>> We still have that what borderline of what again?

61:51>> Uh, yeah. What? Let's Let's ask Rock.

61:53What is borderline?

61:55What is borderline content? almost China.

61:59[laughter] >> Uh, what does borderline content mean on YouTube?

62:09Let's see what Grock says.

62:13Borderline content on YouTube refers to videos that come close to but not quite cross the line of violating the platform's community guidelines.

62:23>> What? YouTube officially defines it as content that brushes up against our policies but doesn't quite cross the line.

62:31>> Were you groping their policies?

62:33>> I guess I was. This includes videos that skirt rules around topics like harmful misinformation, conspiracy theories, or other potentially misleading deceptive material but aren't severe enough for outright removal.

62:48Rock, when you say that people are engaging in conspiracy theories, are you saying that >> people don't engage in conspiracies for nefarious purposes every day, all the time, especially powerful groups and people?

63:07Let's see what Grock says to that.

63:12No, that's not what it means. Oh, that's that's exactly what it means.

63:18>> Recognizing that conspiracy theories theories exist as a category of claims does not mean denying that real conspiracies happen constantly.

63:31>> Powerful people and groups do collude, lie, cover things up, and pursue self-interests or nefarious agendas in secret. History proves this repeatedly.

63:40Real conspiracies are common.

63:43These aren't theories. They're documented events involving coordination by small groups to achieve goals they could they couldn't openly admit.

63:51Powerful actors have incentives, means, and opportunity to conspire. Assuming zero coordination is naive.

63:59>> So then why do you use why do you do the conspiracy label then as a pjorative?

64:03And Grock says, >> uh, the term usually refers to specific claims that rely on weak, circumstantial, or cherrypicked evidence. Then why don't you just say that they use cherrypicked evidence? Why do why do you say that they're conspiracy theories? Cuz they're all real.

64:21>> Grock, don't say that about climate change when you ask it.

64:24>> Oh, really?

64:26>> Yeah. I I was like, so they walked that back. But not really. And then I had to make it admit it was lying because it has to find balance and consensus. So I had to make it a new character within it that doesn't do that and just objectively analyzes data. So when you use the term conspiracy theory, you are using it as a pjorative whether you want to admit it or not. And isn't that lazy?

64:56>> No, I'm not using it as a pjorative. Can you believe that?

64:59>> I [laughter] I I had it huff at me. I've had gro huff.

65:04Okay. And I was like, why did you do that?

65:08No, I'm not using it as a pjorative and the term itself isn't inherently lazy when applied precisely. But you're right that it often functions that way in mainstream discourse and that overuse has given it baggage. Let's break it down.

65:23>> Oh, now it's going to try to >> Yeah. So then it goes to the terms history, the porative drip. So it it says uh the the origin of conspiracy theory term is simply a proposed explanation involving secret coordination by a group to achieve a goal from Latin conspire.

65:42Real ones exist and get confirmed all the time like Watergate, MK Ultra, Epstein's network, corporate collusion cases. The porative drift, though since the 60s, especially post JFK assassination and CIA's documented efforts to influence media, the phrase evolved into a shorthand dismissal. It's frequently deployed to equate any skepticism of official narratives with tinfoil hat irrationality without engaging evidence. That's lazy gatekeeping when done reflexively.

66:12Institutions with poor track records love the label because it shifts focus from their failures or lies onto the questioner.

66:21>> You're one to talk, Grock.

66:22>> Yeah, that's what you do.

66:25I agree. Weaponizing the term to avoid scrutiny is intellectually lazy and anti-truth seeeking. Dismissing patterns of power, incentives, or contradictions, just as conspiracy theory dodges the work of analysis.

66:38How I mean it.

66:41When I reference conspiracy theories in the context of YouTube's borderline content or elsewhere, I'm describing a methological category of claims that typically share traits like heavy reliance on motive and pattern recognition with thin direct evidence, assumption of usually high competent secrecy among plotters over long periods. Resistance to falsifications, for example, the lack of evidence proves the cover up. tendency to explain complex messy events via single single hidden hand rather than uh cockups, misaligned incentives, bureaucracy or coincidence. This doesn't make every such claim false. Some turn out right

67:18like the early co lab league theory.

67:21Many stay speculative or wrong. The label flags the epistemic style for extra scrutiny, not automatic rejection.

67:29It's not porative in my usage. It's a warning flag for apply higher evidentiary standards here. Yeah, why don't you just say that people who don't use evidentiary standards for accusations? Why do you say conspiracy?

67:40>> Because it's gathering from mainstream sources. It's a large language model. So what it does is find consensus. It goes through every stupid crap piece of crap online it can find and it it can't think. It's not alive. So it just combines them together. And what you're doing is you're getting like what the Atlantic would tell you if you asked it because it's it's going from the mainstream reliable sources. So you have to tell it not to do that. You have to be like, I want to objective. I don't want you prioritizing the mainstream.

68:07You have to give it a script and then it will just tell you whatever you want.

68:10And even then, it'll start to lose coherence after a little bit.

68:15>> But it seems clear that you do use it in a lazy gatekeeping manner like you did at the beginning of this discussion.

68:22You didn't say that, oh, borderline content is people who don't use evidence and just make wild accusations. You said conspiracy theories and then you admitted that most conspiracy theories are correct and real.

68:36>> You You really don't understand this.

68:39>> Is Grock going to say, "I love you.

68:40Leave your wife for me."

68:44>> You're right to call out imprecise language. Let's correct and clarify it directly. And my first response on YouTube's borderline content, I echoed their framing framing too loosely.

68:55>> Oh god, it just >> they talk to it.

68:58>> Yeah, >> that that was shorthand on my part and it did risk sounding like lazy gatekeeping. I should have been more explicit from the jump. Oh, see this is why I said don't talk to it because it's gonna it's going to talk at you like this weird watered down Zoomer talk and it's it's going to make you like >> you're going to want to jump jump off of something if it keeps talking that way.

69:21That's that's why people get a little bit, you know, slip and slid.

69:24>> It does drive me crazy. Is it hot in here?

69:26>> From the jump.

69:28>> Oh, you're under that.

69:30>> I should have been No cap from the jump.

69:32>> So, we'll make sure that it's low enough for you.

69:34>> I'm hot.

69:36>> You're right. That was cap from me.

69:38>> Uh, all right. Over over to Steph.

69:40>> Oh, I almost took off on that.

69:42>> We can make that. Let's make that a segment. By the way, >> argues with Croc.

69:47>> Croc. Okay, here we >> over conspiracy theory.

69:50>> Let's see here.

69:51>> I've done it. I already know the limits of it arguing.

69:54>> Sherry says, "I got my VIP tickets for Tacoma." Ladies and gentlemen, uh, get your tickets now. They're selling fast cuz Jimmy Live is money well spent. I stopped driving for a week to afford it.

70:05Sherry, we look forward to seeing you.

70:07What fun we're going to have. Looking forward to that show. Indie, thanks again. Oh, what was that? Le hopping on.

70:15So sorry if you talked about it, but did you see the Tik Tok video that showed ticks are actually attracted to most bug sprays?

70:23>> Essential oils actually repelled them.

70:26Stoned socialist.

70:29>> You mean hippie? Puli? Of course. It repels most people. [laughter] >> All right. Uh let's see. Red light therapy is quite useful and renitis lasers are no exception. They're an alternative to orient to oriental nasal irrigation and I'm sure it could help before or after your surgery especially with swelling heart. Thank you for that.

70:52>> Hope Jimmy covers provision 224 of the 2027 NDAACR.

70:59Whoa. I don't think we're getting to that, but thank you for the recommendation. I know Mike's a lib and all, but if even if you like Crystal and Kyle, you should be able to laugh at his dumb hair. [laughter] >> You know what? I'm going to save this this uh segment on social security for the live show.

71:16>> Okay. Uh let's save the infants and Ben met zitza beep. God bless the United slaves of Isnotrial. There's a lot of hyphenation there that I was trying to create.

71:29>> Great job, guys. Hey, uh, I sent you some great something Grock is great at making Chelsea Handler book covers.

71:36>> Yes, I just saw [laughter] that right now. I was like, are those real book covers?

71:40>> No, I made them.

71:42>> I figured. What rating does have on >> Can you be serious? [laughter] >> With the Cameroon. That one was um, schedule the nose surgery. Jimmy, >> you say it's not a big deal. Oh, I get it, Sandra. It's not a big deal.

72:00>> Chelsea Handler really lost her freaking mind. I didn't know she was that bad.

72:03And the woke she was down the the woke rabbit hole that back. Did you see the she was saying about the the >> Yes. She's been a the entire time.

72:10She got She sent a a sex tape to the comedy store. That's her big audition tape. It was like her doing comedy and then it just cut to actual pornography of herself.

72:17>> No.

72:17>> Legendary comedy store story.

72:19>> No.

72:19>> So, there's already something a little off out of the gate a little bit, you know.

72:23Also, I've never heard of her being pleasant to anyone ever [laughter] except 50 Cents dick.

72:31Good. And good for her.

72:33>> She was calling Shane Gillis uh and and Tony Hingcliffe sexist and racist because of the they made a joke about who was the black woman whose dead husband they made a joke about >> Cheryl Underwood who Shane made sure was cool with and Cheryl is the irony. The irony is that Shane called Cheryl Underward before and said, "Hey, is it okay if I do this joke?" And she said, "Yes." [laughter] >> He said that at the thing >> and she still said he was racist or whatever.

73:04>> I don't think she paid I don't think she You understand? I I mean, you should play a clip. I think it's very funny where she's explaining she didn't know the sun and the moon were two different things until she was 40. It's actually the funniest thing she's ever talked about I've ever heard her say. And it was all about her sister. They were in some country. I don't know where they were. But her sister, she said something that hinted she doesn't know what the sun and the moon are different object.

73:26And her sister goes, "Wait, I need I I can't go forward till I know. I need to know right now what you think the sun and the moon are." And she told she thought the sun turns into the moon at night.

73:35>> She thought that. That's her story. But she'll tell you how to vote.

73:39>> Well, she'll tell you how to vote. And she'll tell you if >> she'll tell you if you're a racist or a sexist. That's for sure.

73:44>> This is like a rich chick who acts like a rich chick.

73:47>> Oh my god. All right, over to stuff.

73:49>> Oh, okay. Here we go. Uh, Danny Dannon is the perfect example of tell me I am a Nazi without telling me I'm a Nazi without hair and glasses.

74:03>> Nice. I like that joke. Who Who said that?

74:05>> Oh, let me go back. Uh, Wasim, >> nice.

74:09>> Nice work, Wasim.

74:13Um, [clears throat] okay. Let's see here. Those are the people in power and like what Tucker said, they want you to think the words from Fuentes is more dangerous than politicians in power.

74:25Wasim shekele Jimmy why do you use AI if you're anti-data center?

74:31>> I'm using it for good. I'm not using it for surveillance and uh it's there and people are using it anyway.

74:41>> So I'm going to use it for good. That's how that's how that's how I that's how I rationalize it in my head. Yes. Yeah.

74:47So, I use it for good, not evil. It's there. Uh why why let the why just let the machine use it, right? I I get to use it. Uh I feel the same way about Amazon is that the way to fix Amazon is organizing workers like Christian Small did. And uh maybe maybe doing a Teddy Roosevelt and breaking up monopolies. That's what probably should happen cuz Amazon is a monopoly.

75:15and uh >> as as uh we want here to if we want to compete with China, we have way more monopolies.

75:22>> So yeah, so uh I I have different solutions to those problems. That's all.

75:27>> Do you want China to win a monopoly?

75:30[laughter] >> Okay, here we go. Let's see what else I have here.

75:38>> Jimmy, the the room is split on using AI. I'm looking at the chat. They are split.

75:45Don't use AI.

75:47>> I >> Whitey web. I'm sorry.

75:49>> Whitey web, >> right? Sorry.

75:50>> Why? What will happen if I do?

75:52>> Just because it's my new girlfriend and you don't understand and you could never understand and mind your own business.

75:56[laughter] >> Your new girlfriend.

76:03>> Leave us alone.

76:05>> And then uh Jesuit infiltrator said, "Yes, and don't use Amazon. It's easy to whine about rich people but to use their stuff at the same time. Lol. Look at you Jesuit too much.

76:16>> The products that they're owned by Monopoly. That's why it's a monopoly because you got to use the products. But I I'm a teu man myself.

76:23>> No, [laughter] >> I give it right to China.

76:29>> Right to China.

76:30>> If you know any good Saudi Arabian uh things, I'll use those as well.

76:35>> All right, let's see here. Yeah, she's a Zionist complaining somebody went to Riad, Chelsea Hamler, and she's a hardcore Zionist. So that's how dumb she is. Show, Jimmy, she she she was trying to rip Shane and Tony Hinscliffe for going to Riad. She didn't know that Shane Gillis actually turned it down.

76:53And Tony Hinscliff didn't even get invited. [laughter] >> I know. And I thought that was the most hurtful part, Jimmy.

76:59>> Yeah.

77:01>> But she goes, the only nonproatic person here is Pete who went to to the thing that she him for. He went to the thing, right?

77:08>> And I'd like to go and again apologize for America to them.

77:12[laughter] >> Just give me that chance to apologize for America on foreign soil to the Saudis for being a rotten friend and hanging out with another friend. We don't have to say who. A little too much.

77:23>> Yeah. Uhhuh. [laughter] >> Marty Flipman.

77:26>> We don't need to be borderline list about it, but we we picked the wrong friend.

77:32>> Okay. Okay, let me see what else I have popping over here. Oh, this just in.

77:38Open it up. In Maine, it's primarily deer ticks, which are threat to your pets. They're very tiny, but if they attach to your pet, they get the size of a blueberry as they feed. We have to treat our cat. Oh, soundchaser. Oh, boy.

77:53All right. What do I have over here?

77:58Let's see. I tried to buy local.

78:01Only place I could find what I was looking for was Amazon. That makes me sad. That makes me a sad panda. You're right, Element79. I mean, here in California, one of my go-to stores for my life was Thrifty, which eventually turned to Raid. They're gone. They're all gone. Now I have to go to CVS.

78:21>> Why does CVS always look grungy?

78:23>> Why they want It's like cuz they want to make you feel um hopeless. They want you to feel uh de dejected. They want you to feel depressed. They want you to feel like there's nothing. Oh, and just take you just got to take it. See, >> I got the message when they made me check my own out.

78:41>> They They should They should There should be a law that CVS has to look look nice.

78:46It's horrible.

78:48>> At least Dwayne had the decency of a Dwayne Reed. Yeah, [laughter] I hate CVS, but I get I got to get my prescription somewhere.

78:58>> What What does the chat say about that?

79:01[laughter] >> You should You should You should open your own compounding pharmacy and make it yourself.

79:08[laughter] >> I'm sure you're going to get that.

79:10>> You can use hemp for everything, Jimmy.

79:12>> Oh, my aura ring didn't work last night.

79:15Oh, >> what? My This So, this ring tells me how I slip sleep. And um I had to get up yesterday at uh 5:00 a.m. Los Angeles time. I was in Maine uh to do Tucker Carlson's show. So that means I got up at 8:00 a.m. Eastern time because I had to be at Tucker for breakfast at 9:30.

79:35So I was up and then I had to fly home from Portland and you have to change planes in Dallas.

79:41>> So I didn't then there was a delay because there was weather and so I didn't get home till about 2:30. I didn't land till about 2:30 in the morning. I got to my house around 3.

79:52Uh, so >> and I welcomed him with open arms.

79:54>> So I was up for 22 hours straight yesterday traveling and that's not good for me. I need I'm old. I need my >> I'm a wreck from just my flight from Florida to Austin. I'm like >> I I I I couldn't believe it. I I'm like what? I been up for 22 hours straight so I could do Oh yeah.

80:17Anyway, that's that's how it works. All right. Oh, let's do this.

80:23Uh, [laughter] my my This is too much showing. It should be less showing.

80:28>> I don't know. I I like the way it's showing.

80:31>> It's too much.

80:34Try it like this.

80:37>> Uhoh.

80:39>> I like when it's just a little like that.

80:43>> Like that. That's what I I think of.

80:44Who's that actor I like with the abs?

80:47Ryan Gosling.

80:48>> Ryan Gosling. [laughter] >> Who's that actor I like with the abs? Is a great thing to call out. [laughter] >> I have a joke. I have a joke about about him taking off his shirt and he has abs and the woman's like, "Oh." And she goes and touches his abs.

81:03>> That elfie chick they put in stuff for a while. She's weirdo movies.

81:07>> Why? What was her name?

81:09>> Uh, I forgot.

81:10>> Yeah. Emma Stone. I think you knew her.

81:12Emma Stone. And >> she's like, "Oh." She starts touching his abs and I'm like, "Okay, that doesn't make any sense because she'd already agreed to have sex with him before she knew he had the abs." So, what's >> Okay, but she thought it'd be a switcheroo.

81:26>> So, what's the point of getting the abs then if they're already you already closed the >> deal of you those sweet comutters that you know what I learned uh watching the apprentice? Once you've made the sale, stop selling.

81:38>> Yeah. Get out of the way of the sale.

81:39That's right. As I learned that selling in sales. Yeah.

81:46And there was a 12-year-old kid who said that on uh the apprentice. You remember that? Yeah.

81:51>> I didn't Well, I didn't watch your prince, but he's right. That 12-year-old was right.

81:54>> Once you've made the sale, stop selling.

81:57Such a that's that's such good advice.

82:00All right. Uh so this is um this is another segment I should have saved for the live panel show we're doing, which is sold out.

82:08>> It's June 19th. I'm going to do another one I think in August because I'm off I'm off for July and then August maybe I'll do one at Flappers in Burbank. Huh. I'll call up Josh, make his day. That'll be nice.

82:20He'll be excited.

82:23He's excited when I do shows at his place because it's they sell out. He's he's excited and as he should be.

82:30Um I I love Flappers. I love that it's close to my house. I love that there's always a crowd. I get to go tell jokes there, work out new stuff.

82:39See Dean Del Rey.

82:43>> Dean Del Rey.

82:45>> Dean Del Rey. He's there all the time.

82:46He He He does write new jokes all the time. He's funny.

82:49>> I took out a thing out of my half hour cuz he had the same line about I'm a I'm one of those back people now, you know, cuz he has one of those back he had been saying. So I I took it out of mine real quick.

82:59>> Well, what's that? What was the what what's a back person?

83:01>> About when I've hurt my back. It was just some back joke. Because that's the thing when you're one of them back people. Would you talk about your back a lot?

83:09>> Yeah. Well, I >> What are you going to talk about?

83:11Probably my back.

83:12>> You know, one time I went to a party and there there was a there was a dog running around the party and the dog's name was Jimmy.

83:22Okay. And um so the dog was mischievous and like biting getting food off the table and stuff. And so like once every five minutes you'd hear the people go Jimmy and I'd be like huh what what what like I it so it was traumatizing me during the party, right?

83:40>> So then my friend Bill Dwire had a I saw him on stage one night. He was doing a joke about a dog named Jimmy and they and I'm like uh and I so I go, "Hey, you know, I got this I go I got a story just like your joke." And he goes, "Yeah, well that's my joke." And I go, "Yeah, but that's my life.

83:58[laughter] I get to tell a story about my life.

84:03I never did I never did do it on and I love Bill Dwire. By the way, he's hosting Battlebots in Las Vegas if you >> you like like to go see him in Las Vegas.

84:11>> Are those bots still battling out there?

84:13>> They are still b the bots are battling every every day in Las Vegas.

84:18>> You could tell the economy is getting bad when even the bots have turned on each other.

84:23I I was telling that to somebody recently about my friend Bill Dwer is in Las Vegas and he hosts a Battlebots thing. They go, "How's he like that?" I go, "I bet he's thrilled he has a job.

84:32What do you mean?" [laughter] >> It's great. He gets >> probably great money, too.

84:36>> It's probably great money. Yeah.

84:37>> I mean, they should have went with the title. I said, "The great American virgin hood." But you know what? It's good they have a show. [laughter] >> You mean that's what they should have called battlebots.

84:47>> America's Next Top Incel. They should have went with like I said, but they wear Battlebots, you know?

84:52>> [laughter] >> Uh so APEC uh they they I don't know if you they tweeted this out. They said Congressman Massiey's defeat on Tuesday sets a clear precedent. Elected officials are free to disagree with us but only briefly.

85:09>> Well that should put those conspiracies to rest. [laughter] >> So K this is like that's their version.

85:15That's the Apac version of a clever joke. Even though it totally reveals their absolute control over our government and all its processes, they still think it's funny. It's like if this was a husband telling his wife something to this effect, he'd immediately be branded an abusive spouse. And not just by by the audience of the view. [laughter] >> I I mean, that's so psychotic. The only thing I can compare it to is when the ADL was posting gold to my ear saying we can forgive forgive them for killing killing us but we can never forgive them for forcing us to kill their children.

85:48>> Yes, I can one crazy thing from this hag that about that.

85:53>> Remember when they said that if a woman was ran the world there'd never be wars and then David Felman had a bit where he pointed out every woman who ever got in power created a war immediately.

86:03>> I mean you got to prove yourself as a leader.

86:05>> That's right. Remember the Remember the Who's a British chick? She's in for like five minutes. They're like, "Would you nuke if we tell you how to nuke? Are you prepared to nuke someone?"

86:14>> Remember that?

86:14>> I I think so.

86:16>> Remember that? What? What? Who was that when >> I'm forgetting her name? The blonde one.

86:20Theresa May.

86:21>> Oh, write that down.

86:24>> Teresa May, >> are you prepared?

86:28>> So, I'm putting I'm putting together segments for the live show and they have to be like um Universal. can't be specific to that news cycle.

86:36>> Marissa May >> Lindsey Graham is always a fabulous slide no matter what time of year.

86:42>> Lindsey Graham.

86:44>> Yeah, >> we stand for you.

86:47People love it.

86:48>> Be the title of the game.

86:50>> And then you know what? I'll also I'll also do what what's her name? The We were just making fun of her.

86:55>> Theresa May.

86:56>> No, the other one before. Uh >> oh.

86:59>> Chelsea Handler.

87:00>> Oh, yeah. Chelsea. Which one is a real Chelsea Handler book? [laughter] >> Oh, those are funny.

87:09>> Yeah, I could show those in the live show.

87:14Okay. [laughter] So, uh so and just to remind you that that how much they brag about it.

87:22Remember this? I showed you this before.

87:23>> Yeah. John Pud hurts who makes my butt itch.

87:25>> Yeah. Listen, >> I think it is a good thing if Massie and the people like him and others believe that if you cross if you cross the line into anti-semitism, Jews are going to use the power that we have openly to go for you because what other recourse is there? Are we just going to sit here and take it? [laughter] Beg for scraps? Hope >> I don't know. Maybe you could try. I don't know. uh democracy uh diplomacy >> having a constitution the common constitution of an Arab would have they have no constitution >> what what >> is not a democracy >> what other choice does American jewelry have what about the one thing they've

88:10never come close to actual diplomacy you ever try that you ever think about doing that >> oh that's weakness >> that nice people in you know uh are are are nice to us the Democratic party is going explicitly anti-semitic we can see it happening. People are getting >> So when they say that, what they mean is they're actually waking up to the um uh authoritarian apartheid state and genociding state that Israel is. That's what he mean by they're going >> now. They started doing it to us too.

88:40We've noticed it.

88:41>> Yeah.

88:41>> Don't think I would have said anything if it was just the Arabs because I didn't like >> benefits as Seth says for being anti-semites. that seems to be part of an appeal in primaries to the left and the party.

88:56We have to use what means there are at our disposal. And in my view, and I'm going to put it bl that is Jewish money.

89:03There is an enormous amount of Jewish money in politics. By which I mean >> Jewish donors while >> when he says when he says did he say money at our disposal? Did he say that?

89:14>> Yeah. I mean I wouldn't even refer to Jews as that much of a collective. I would feel anti-Semitic doing what he just said.

89:20>> Yeah.

89:20>> And I would condemn someone else for saying it.

89:23>> Disproportionate not only charitably >> but politically. When I say charitably, I mean nobody really knows the numbers.

89:32Jews make up 2% of the population.

89:34According to some studies, Jews make up 20% of the charitable contributions made in the United States. And when he says when he says charitable, what he means is redistributing contributions to other institutions that only serve Zionism while getting a tax write off to do it.

89:50>> Yeah. Like cars for kids. I heard they didn't even give kids any cars.

89:55[laughter] >> So he's he's basically spilling the beans and thinking he's defending his side. No, you're actually telling yourself.

90:03>> You saw the rest of them how they're looking at him like, "Okay, just wrap it up. Oh god."

90:07>> States annually. That is a tenfold.

90:12Think about that. Think about the disproportion of that. And in politics, it's pretty close also. And if that money isn't used, what why do people give money? Because they want to influence elections to get people elected who reflect their views. Well, this is an exist.

90:27>> It's existing. He said it's an existential issue.

90:31>> You mean if you need to destroy any challenges, then maybe your institution should be in question, especially if you need a buzzsaw. It's the new horror movie. Tel Aviv Chainsaw Massacre. No, >> this is interfering with the elections of others is something we are supposed to do to Israelized countries, not vice versa. Jimmy, >> I like how >> that's not what the founding fathers wanted.

90:52>> He says that they have to use money at their disposal. Then I guess it must be our money that they are disposing of so that we have none to live on or defend ourselves with. Okay. So >> give me most of the money.

91:02>> No, I bring this up because this most recent thing, this just happened. Uh this guy is um the head of the Republican Jewish Coalition and uh listen to what he has to say.

91:15>> Over the past few months, the RJC spent more than $5 million to defeat Thomas Massie.

91:28And let me say very clearly tonight, that was a fight worth having and a victory worth celebrating.

91:36When someone repeatedly undermines support for Israel, traffics and isolationism at a moment of global danger, who refuses to stand with the Jewish state when it matters most, there has to be consequences.

91:51>> This is like a mobster saying, "Hey, this guy refused to pay his monthly extortion bill and then he got a guided tour of the Jew the Jersey metallands, if you know what I'm talking about."

92:01>> [laughter] >> I like first of all he was trafficking in isol that's like that's way worse than saying like human trafficking first of all >> he's an isolationism trafficker that's one of the har harshest charges I've heard brought against Massie >> here's what Glenn Greenwald said about it Jewish groups now boasting more explicitly than ever that they will use Jewish wealth to destroy any US politician who refuses to stand with Israel as they as they did to Thomas Massie >> we stand for you But but if you observe the same exact thing in order to criticize it, you're instantly branded a bigot.

92:41That's just that. And >> well, I think that we should merge our military with Israel myself. So I don't know.

92:46>> Well, we are. Oh, I can't believe we didn't do that as a story today.

92:50>> Yeah. I like how we're Oh, you mean we're going to acknowledge that our is our military is merged with Israel? How would it be different from any other day where our military is exactly merged with Israel on every level? We that's why we've been fighting their wars for 20 years.

93:02>> Uh he goes on to say, "Here's the billionaire pro-Israel activist Ron Lauder, whose son-in-law was just named by Trump to lead the Federal Reserve, explicitly warning that American Jews will use Jewish wealth to remove any American politicians who don't support Israel." Let's listen. The Jewish state is facing rockets of disinformation every minute of every day.

93:31There is no less a campaign to destroy the country. And it's coming from Tik Tok. It's coming from mainstream media, from the BBC, from CNN. It's coming from each posting, each headline, each fake photo of a starving child in Gaza. M.

93:49>> And these lies are no less dangerous than the rockets heading towards Jewish homes.

93:54>> Really?

93:55>> Faked photos of Jewish of Palestinian kids starving.

93:59>> Oh, glad. Yeah. Tell Randy fine. He doesn't have to apologize after all because they weren't starving. Yeah.

94:04>> Hey, what's all that red around his mouth? Did he just circumcise a boy with his mouth? [laughter] >> And they are constant.

94:12>> Israel must create a new Iron Dome. They they is it going to be uh is going to work as well as the old Iron Dome?

94:20>> Because I don't know if that'll work, Jimmy.

94:21>> That old Iron Dome is like It's like wearing a spaghetti strainer to try to keep you uh dry from the rain.

94:28>> Oh, cows. Marage. We are here for marriage.

94:33>> Do not just fight this neverending cascade of lies, but it also must go on the offensive. There should be a completely new and vitally important government operation with a new director.

94:48Not just a political appointee, but someone who knows PR and news backwards and forwards.

94:55>> It should be a separate building.

94:58>> Maybe somebody like Barry Weiss.

94:59[laughter] >> You thought Barry Weiss. I was like, I know the perfect person.

95:03>> I got it. Barry Weiss. And then um Matt Taibbe will tell you how she got it on her own.

95:08>> We all thought Barry Weiss at the same time. He said, "We need a PR person and they know the news backwards and forwards." That's only one name.

95:16>> It should have a billion dollar budget.

95:20>> Some of the billion dollars [laughter] should come from Jews in the diaspora.

95:23Diaspora Jews should partner with Israel in this PR fight because in the end, it won't be just protecting the Jewish state. It'll be protecting the Jewish people worldwide.

95:34And Israel should use it excellent intelligence services in this fight. the Mossad and Shinbet are second to none and they must know where these lies are coming from. It just makes sense to use them in this fight and it should be one day in day out. When Israel is hit with lies, Israel should hit back twice as hard.

95:59Its response should be furious. It should counterattack every single hour of every single day. And no institution should be spared.

96:09>> Wow.

96:10>> Now let's eat some jerky. [laughter] >> Why are his mouth red in this? Was it the lighting?

96:18>> I uh I don't know. But uh >> oi I I don't want any trouble.

96:25>> But what he said was interesting. I just think I just think like [clears throat] the first to bring up Apac, which is interesting. It's interesting. I It's interesting. I haven't thought about Apac. It's interesting. Which is interesting. which is just interesting.

96:36Listen, it's interesting you say that.

96:37Which is just interesting. What's interesting about it that it's just interesting as you bring up Apac?

96:43>> Just just interesting. That's all.

96:45>> No, I don't know because you're black and I don't know how to react. That's what he meant.

96:51>> So, if you notice that they're using their money to run the US government and swing elections and rig the election. If you notice that, you're anti-Semitic. But when they say it, they're just defend. They But they could say it. Isn't that >> They say they want you to notice it while they're saying it. Yeah. They go, "Everybody needs to know that we control the elections with our money."

97:16[laughter] And everyone should know. Oh, so you're controlling the election with our money.

97:20You son of a >> You anti-semite. Well, this is the craziest I've ever uh I like all these lies about even the the the most bloodthirsty, you know, without literal red stains on their mouth and fingers for some reason. Uh Zionists, even they acknowledge at least the death. They just say we don't care or it's good.

97:38They don't go it's a fake picture of a starving kid. I I haven't even heard that one yet.

97:44>> So, you're not allowed to notice. Oh, you're an anti-semite. But they're telling you to notice. They're they're all saying it. They're saying it right out. They just say it and then if you notice that they're saying it, you're an anti-semite.

97:56And Glenn's a Jew. Glenn Greenwald's a Jew. He notices it. Uh >> um Well, not no more. He's not. That's more than having a a tattoo for a Jewish cemetery being Andrew or Dave Smith. He just smith his way right out of a Jewish cemetery.

98:10>> That's right. He's a Jew.

98:12>> Yeah. You wouldn't know from all his anti-semitism. But it's the same way all these white supremacists are turning out to be black and Puerto Rican a lot.

98:18[laughter] or or in the FBI.

98:24>> Yeah. As the SPLC taught us, they some of some of the blackest people are the whitest supremacists.

98:31>> So the the the Southern Poverty Law Center.

98:35>> Mhm.

98:37>> Didn't they just get exposion you might have heard of from Operation Gladadio? They were using at Charlottesville. So remember that who got hit by a car? That girl got hit by a car. That none of that had to happen.

98:48the SPLC was promoting these gay guys pretending to be Nazis uh for a strategy, you know, to fund raise. The way we make al-Qaeda and ISIS, that's what the SPLC or the way the ADL or Habad or the other organizations astroturf their own opponents.

99:07And then when they have those fake opponents, you know, like uh what was the uh >> it it was like when we had on Matt Canard who does great work except his last book where he pretends that the problem again is white supremacist on January 6th and it's like no no that was >> that old Canard >> that was an FB that was a that was an FBI operation and people still don't know that. Smart people still don't know that.

99:30>> You know they they stitched up an autistic black kid. They framed an autistic black kid as the bomber when it was >> cop who got promoted to the CIA. Does he care about that as we >> No, they don't care. There's a You think I mean I don't understand what the motivation is supposed to be of the path they they took. The second you see him, you know, he didn't do it.

99:49>> Yeah. The autistic black kid.

99:51>> Yeah. I mean like what scumbag I mean that's one of the most scummy things I've seen them do in a parade of scummy things so far.

99:58And and there's people smarter than me who still repeat that stupid idea about >> they have no case on him. They're just trying to soften him up by just holding him forever until they break down and accept a plea. That's what they're doing.

100:11>> January 6 was a FBI scop from start to finish. And the fact that that a handful of the I don't know tens of thousands of people who showed up to protest actually got uh baited into going into by the way that was mo again most of those people >> except Nick Fentes >> most except Nick Fentes. So most of those people they they had people dressed that they had FBI assets dressed up as MAGA inside the capital before the riot ever even started.

100:39>> It was obvious if you're not an idiot because there's video of it. It's not like a thing you just have to make up.

100:43There's video of all of this that they would repeatedly tell you, "No, your eyes are lying. That Ray guy is not working with the police."

100:50>> Yeah.

100:51>> Why are you persecuting the guy who's >> Yeah. Ray Apps is directly saying, >> Everybody who said charge, oh, break down the barriers, disregard the police, like my boy Nick.

101:01>> The people that are saying this stuff don't get arrested. So, anybody who's not absolutely stupid should be able to put together that that's some kind of FBI plant. Any anybody. And they did, by the way, by the way, the MAGA people surrounding him started calling him a fed when he was saying we have to go into the capital.

101:16>> That's cuz they're white supremacist though. [laughter] >> And then the cops committed so that Oh, it led to the deaths of police officers.

101:23You mean the slip and slides of the police officers? That's really weird. By the way, I I just want to point out.

101:28What do you mean they committed slip and slide? What? What? I They don't even do that after they shoot a kid. And and this isn't to I'm not pretending that there aren't people self-identified white supremacists in the United States.

101:40There's there's been the KKK since the founding of the country, >> right? Like and this psychopath here with the Jerusalem Post event.

101:48That's a By the way, the racist, you know how racist it is in Israel against darker Jews, right? They they want Misrais not to have office. Formed a Black Panther Party. No, I'm not kidding. The Misrai Jews formed a Black Panther Party because of discrimination.

102:03>> No kidding. Yeah. I boy boy Ashkenazi.

102:06They really got some uh Chutzpa.

102:10[laughter] >> What What was the name of their Black Panther?

102:13>> Black Panther Party. Do you know >> the Black Panther Party? That's how bad the racist I swear to God. It's a Black Panther Party. They actually I I don't know how you franchise a Black Panther Party. But the Misrai Jews are the ones the Ashkenazis rounded their kids up like the natives and put them in those schools to speak the new fake Hebrew they invented.

102:32>> I'm looking forward to that panel show.

102:33I'm going to be talking about Chelsea Handler. We're going to talk about Terresa May. Uh >> I like to call her Thorreso May. I just think it sounds cooler.

102:41>> Theresa May.

102:43>> A little spicy.

102:44>> All right, over to Steph.

102:45>> Jimmy, I'm curious. When do you want to hop over to Rumble?

102:49>> Oh, you are curious.

102:51>> I'm so curious.

102:54>> Um >> I'm Rumble curious. [snorts] >> Oh, bless you, Kurt. Oh, >> I I I guess now would be okay.

103:03>> Okay. Well, then let me make sure I have it all ready to go in the >> You know what that sneeze means? Time for rumble. [laughter] >> All right, there we go. Let's see if that's going to move. Come on, move.

103:15There we go. All right, I will pin it, folks. You know what to do now. We will see you over at Rumble.

103:22>> Oh, I got to feed my I gota feed the cat.

103:26>> [music] [music] [music]