0:01He said that on my show, >> right?
0:03>> I saw I think I haven't watched it. I I had Jay Dyer on too, but Jay I saw a thing of like about how he's not Yeah.
0:10Professor J on my show said that he goes I'm not professor. [laughter] >> He goes like how you're not a judge and I was like no I am a city a seated judge.
0:16>> Oh you told him. Did he believe you?
0:19>> Who cares? [laughter] I heard that he's not even a professor.
0:24[laughter] He said >> he pred he told me and I have a clip of it up cuz it was mindblowing to me.
0:31>> Uh remember the direct energy weapon they used on the PE supposedly.
0:36>> Uh he was like no that's misinformation.
0:38Uh Maduro in on his own kidnapping. They did kidnap him and his wife which is odd. And uh cuz I don't did she hold an office? Maybe she held an office there.
0:47Still [ __ ] weird. He was in on it.
0:49He's from some earlier iteration of a CIA program running Venezuela.
0:54>> Maduro. Yeah. And >> he's in a Brooklyn prison cell, right?
0:57>> Wait, hold on. He goes, "This is what he said to me." He goes, "Um, like, so basically, so I was like, whoa, I did that. I did how you are. Exactly how you are." I was in the clip and he and he go and he go I go, "What?" He go, cuz I was getting to the direct energy weapon part where he was like, "That's misinformation." And I felt like I got slapped in the face [laughter] talking about direct energy weapons. No.
1:21And he I So he goes, "Yeah." So, you know, there's factions in the CIA that the Trump one and the not Trump one, obviously.
1:28>> Oh, Trump's got a faction.
1:30>> You You don't Well, Israel, but anyway.
1:34[laughter] Yo, you don't even say it, dude. Come on, man. [clears throat] Yo, that come on. [laughter] It's not [ __ ] cool, dude.
1:43Okay. So, Jen [laughter] said that um we'll see when he goes on trial and he testifies that the Democrats and part of the CIA rigged the 2020 election. When he said that, I was like, "Wait, I already heard them saying [ __ ] like that. I've already heard that stupid [ __ ] coming from them."
2:01>> And I remember cuz when I heard them saying the Trump camp, I said, "Who gives a [ __ ] about that now?"
2:06>> I thought you were going to go wood chip all the the PDF files.
2:10>> I don't know why I thought that. I didn't I well I assumed when you say he was going to cut the military in half and um not all the things that are the exact opposite of of the thing now.
2:20[gasps] I guess just take the thing now and uh the exact opposite is what what has happened.
2:24>> Total 180.
2:25>> He didn't even do mass deportations everyone. I I know it was very traumatic the uh media experience you had people you know was the death of pretty and good ushering in a new age of not good.
2:37[laughter] >> That's so >> that's why it was necessary for you to see it. But they 33rd Street, by the way.
2:43>> 33rd Street.
2:44>> Yeah.
2:45>> Like the 33rd Street.
2:46>> That's where Good was killed on 33rd.
2:49>> It's so [ __ ] gay, dude. [laughter] >> Anyway, [laughter] uh Trump natur we cover this on Jimmy Door show. He he the major the problem of all the mass migr mass migration is for lowering your wage. It's always what it's been about. I think they're trying to ruin Caesar Chavez right now, aren't they?
3:11>> Yeah.
3:12>> C and yo, >> what's the accusation there? Like he was like a some pedophile or something.
3:17>> He was a real MLK in the sheets and a [laughter] >> he was an activist in the streets and MLK in the sheets.
3:25>> I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] Like, why now? By the way, we have cannibal pedto you could be worried about right now.
3:32>> That's right.
3:33>> You're going to win after the Caesar Chavez. Why? Well, my guess is some [ __ ] oligarch that no, they really want to get unions out of your [ __ ] head.
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4:04>> You get that? You better get first of all, we're going to have privatized government any minute now. Now that Trump's destroyed the entire country, to be fair, he's not in charge of the country. So, you know, he's up on the guy a little bit. Obviously, he's not [ __ ] in charge, >> clearly.
4:18>> Or why would he be doing the exact opposite? I've never even seen it to a degree like this where it's like mythic Janice, the two-faced god proportions.
4:26You could easily >> Oh. Oh, it's >> this could be an epic thing now. Um, and then you know it's like and then I watch like Democrats attacking him. I'm like shut the Yeah. No, Camala would have gotten right to the bottom of it.
4:39[laughter] You [ __ ] Oh, the Diddy Party would be better than the Epstein party. Thank you. Thank you.
4:46That'll be all damn Oh, the CO shot was poison. You [ __ ] with [clears throat and snorts] [cough] Who am I talking to anyway?
4:54[laughter] Uh uh. Yeah, there we still got people wear masks, dude. Friends of mine do. I don't even want to ask them about it. It's so awkward.
5:03>> Yo, if my friend changed sexes, that would be such a more comfortable conversation to have. Then I'm just going to always wear a mask now >> outside, too.
5:12>> Cuz you know why? I'll ask you about your sex change. [laughter] I'll I'm like, "Oh, >> you're not going to ask them why they're retarded."
5:21>> Dude, whatever the answer to why you wearing a mask, it's going to break my heart. Whatever it is, [laughter] whatever the [ __ ] you tell me is the reason you're still wearing co [snorts] mask. I was going to just crush me.
5:30>> Oh, wait. So, back about >> it's going to be so [ __ ] like really.
5:35>> Hold on a minute. Back about eight loops now. You were talking about how Maduro's a CIA asset from an old program.
5:41>> Eight Loops now was my SCA band dude before I started this.
5:44>> Uhhuh. That's right.
5:45>> You know, Eight Loops. Uh anyway, uh yeah, uh Maduro is uh gonna testify and then get off was the plan supposedly.
5:57And uh when if he goes to trial, if when he goes to trial, I guess we'll know, you know.
6:01>> Yeah.
6:02>> Well, no, cuz Vinnie's going to be fine, right?
6:05>> Yeah. But how about the fact that they dropped some of those crazy charges and language from the original indictment the second that Maduro landed, basically.
6:13>> Well, that sounds like Jen was saying something. He's on to something then.
6:16Yeah, >> which he probably is. You know, people are like, "Do you think he's a like a what do you call it? A um >> CCP spy?"
6:24>> They have an agency that's not called the CCP though that handles it. But I don't give a [ __ ] Why would I give a [ __ ] if he was? Is he lying to me?
6:31That's what I like. You know, >> if you want to tell me the truth, >> okay, I don't give a [ __ ] what's in your [ __ ] feelings when you tell me a true thing. If it you ever hear somebody say you've they're weaponizing uh dude I can't even count the amount of stupid like Candace Owen's crime of weaponizing the term Christ is king. [laughter] >> She weaponized it. What do you mean?
6:58>> Isn't that [clears throat] Isn't that anti-Semitic now?
7:00>> Well, Christians said that to me. Again, I'm not Christian. I don't But I'm like, don't you think Grace is gay? They're like, "Well, she weaponized it."
7:07>> Oh my god.
7:07>> Okay, I want you to follow me, you [ __ ] slowpokes. some of whom are friends of mine. But oh my god, are you stupid? [laughter] Okay, you there's a thing. You believe you said that your religion that Christ is king, right? So that would be called the truth to you with a big T, right?
7:25[laughter] Okay. She weaponized the truth. Is that like when Russia told us made fun of Canada saluting a Nazi or how uh Iran calls you pedophile cannibals?
7:37Is that like that good [ __ ] face? I hope it cut your head off. The truth should kill. If the truth kills you, it should >> tell the truth. Weaponize it. What a foul [ __ ] way to think, dude.
7:49>> It is a foul way to think.
7:50>> Well, you But you used to So I just dabble out because all these mystery school [ __ ] they're all J.J. Abrams in their heart. Just string you along with [ __ ] forever for the most disappointing ending. M >> it is a time right now unlike any other in the sense that you point out obviously like Trump's made a total 180 and that in some ways is shocking in other ways it's not but everything that is up is down everything that is left is right >> it's not shock you're right about that it's not just some ways okay obviously listen I've never voted I'm proud to say [laughter] or I feel like the biggest
8:27jerk off you You just wasted your life every minute you spent voting for the [ __ ] president. What does that feel like? And people like, you didn't vote. [laughter] Hey, do you know Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein invented QAnon together?
8:44>> You think they invented it?
8:45>> It's in the [ __ ] Epstein files.
8:47>> Wait, pull it up. They prove that they invented it. I haven't seen that.
8:50>> Well, I Nothing is legally provable. Oh, you just all my speculations, but cuz nothing in there is provable.
8:58You wouldn't be allowed to see it. And the stuff that is provable will not it'll be taken out later [laughter] or it won't be acted on, >> right?
9:06>> They haven't acted on anything. I mean, we see that >> because I'm, by the way, I'm in them.
9:10You know that, right? I'm like, not to brag to the >> No, you're in them.
9:14>> Yeah.
9:15>> Did he want to come to see your comedy show?
9:17>> Yeah. Well, it was uh Jay, >> pull that up.
9:20>> Yeah, Jay. Yeah. Uh uh >> Jmail.
9:22>> Uh Big Jay's on it. I think I think do was Jay Gomez. I think uh Joe D. Rose is on one page. Let's see who's there. Oh, Doddberry Greer. [laughter] >> July 27th, 2014. Comedy seller. All right. Comedy Underground live with David Tell. Fresh off its first season on Comedy Central. David Tell is bringing you a chance.
9:42>> Oh, here it is. Mark Norman, Rachel Feinstein, Todd Barry.
9:47>> Soda was in it.
9:48>> Bars.
9:51Pete Davidson.
9:53>> Yo, who's this [ __ ] guy? [laughter] >> Yo, >> look at that. You feel honored?
9:59>> I mean, that's why I brought it up to h I mean, it's not even humble bragging.
10:02I'm bragging [laughter] to you. Does >> this mean you get to become accountable now or?
10:07>> Well, no, but >> Okay.
10:08>> Okay. Well, my point is obviously he's just being invited to a great show on his birthday, so I don't know if he even showed up and had the best birthday ever.
10:16>> You imagine you're like reviewing the old tape and you look in the crowd and you see like Epstein laughing at one of your jokes.
10:22>> Wow, dude.
10:23>> I'd say it's like a ghost, but he's probably still alive.
10:26>> Yeah. You know, he's been alive for [ __ ] That's in the [ __ ] files, too. Him being alive in different places. [laughter] >> He had like a ski chalet in Colorado.
10:36They're talking now. You need to prove it in court or else they wouldn't have blacked it out. Here's how you know.
10:43Here's the proof to me that whatever the [ __ ] is suggested in there is 100% on >> 100%.
10:48>> Because they blacked any of it out.
10:50That's right.
10:50>> [ __ ] you. Oh, it's s like I'm watching Matt Taby who and and uh the great Michael Tracy.
10:59>> Oh god. [clears throat] >> And I'm like, well, look, I mean, they're doing their best with a shitty job they have of acting like it's no [ __ ] big deal, right? They're doing their best with what they've been given.
11:10>> They're not sending their best.
11:11>> Like Tai has to squander any goodwill he had. Remember that guy Shelonburgger?
11:15They all have >> Oh, dude. That's how you know Israel's not winning against Duran because look at their [ __ ] shills and operatives how fast they have to pivot from say talking about uh orbs in the sky to Dave Smith is bad >> right >> and can you imagine being a you're like some kind of paranormal UFO researcher and now your entire focus is on refuting Dave Smith [laughter] and and so it's so [ __ ] stupid But like does everybody understand what operatives do? Like it's so like panicked and repulsively it's some people are in wartime like this is getting desperate and some people aren't aware anything's going on at all.
11:58>> That's right.
11:59>> And then so then the fields of battle for these jerkoffs is going on podcasts.
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13:41>> And the full spectrum dominance. So the podcast >> full spectrum dominance.
13:45>> Yeah, that's the aim of the podcast spectrum is really >> Well, he's doing a terrible job. I saw some of the clubs today.
13:52>> But why? He was doing a great job. Yo, he was the only one that went on Rogan and could every and just let me really tell you what a [ __ ] jerk. Just [ __ ] jerk off you are.
14:05>> Yeah, Joe Rogan's compromise. Listen to me, you dumb of of being what? A UFC [ __ ] referee with >> who said that?
14:12>> Just anybody. Cuz Trump went on and won cuz he went on Rogan. Come on. Yo, Wendy Williams could have [ __ ] won the [ __ ] that was running against him. You think Wendy Williams couldn't have won if she went on?
14:22>> [laughter] >> She had the opportunity didn't go because in the world of the dumb [ __ ] liberal, never having a position is really respected. Oh, you danced around that uncomfortable issue really well without giving any definitive answers.
14:37>> You're a real mercenary. [laughter] That's what stupid [ __ ] and especially here you're in near the heart in New York >> of the smug the people who I swear to God will be your mom dami is a Muslim communist. Yo, Epstein's probably his [ __ ] dad. Okay.
14:55>> [ __ ] you. There's a P. Yo, >> there's a picture of the the mom in the files.
14:59>> That means I've seen [ __ ] your mom. If your mom's [laughter] No, you I don't need no [ __ ] court.
15:07IF YOUR MOM'S EPSTEIN'S ARM AROUND DURING A [ __ ] PICTURE, HE'S YOUR [ __ ] DAD. [laughter] WHAT IS IT?
15:16Case closed. I should have brought my [laughter] I should have brought my gavvel.
15:22I got a gabble. That's a Thorhammer.
15:24>> Uh 60,000 potholes filled though, so we got that going for us. Steve, [laughter] >> oh man.
15:33>> Oh, but you think there's definitive >> Dave Smith got Charlie killed.
15:36>> Dave Smith got [laughter] >> I say that to him. He doesn't like it.
15:44[laughter] Like Dave doesn't care for it. And that's when he realized he needed to leave SK.
15:49>> [laughter] >> Oh my god. Oh my god.
15:52>> He's probably leaving skanks cuz they said he got Charlie killed and I want to apologize to him for that today.
15:56>> Oh my god.
15:59>> Beat Josh Hammer that badly. That's what did it.
16:02>> Yo, he beat the hammer.
16:07>> Yo, it's Yo, it's two Hebrews hammering, dude. You can't David's Jewish, so go [ __ ] yourself with your anti-semitism.
16:14That's right.
16:14>> You know, there's a lot of kinds of Jews. There's like the kind that are really like scrupulous about being uh fair, you know.
16:21>> Mhm.
16:22>> Uh uh they usually get sacrificed by the other kind, you know.
16:27>> You know, like uh like any religion, you got to you need what do you call it?
16:31Baptists and bootleggers.
16:32>> What are you referring to? Like the Zionist crowd versus like the non-Zionist crowd.
16:36>> Just uh I wouldn't even break it down into a lab. There's a thing of um Bapt John, what's his name? John from uh Oh, by the way, I got a pilot coming out.
16:45The cutout that >> the cutout?
16:47>> Yeah, the AI pilot.
16:49>> No, no, it's a realtor. Oh, yeah.
16:51>> Oh, you're in it.
16:52>> No, no, no. I sold it to Emerging Order.
16:55This [ __ ] They're I don't know.
16:56They're like a libertarian Daily Wire. I I [laughter] I so far.
17:02>> So, so I, you know, libertarians are not hard. Like, libertarian means like there's not going to be like brutal beefs I got to [ __ ] worry about. Like if if you let's say you work at the Daily Wire.
17:13>> Uh uh how brutal must that be?
17:15>> That's Ben Shapiro's spot.
17:17>> And he's got like [ __ ] Hitler mustaches for eyebrows now, dude.
17:21>> No, bro. Those >> This must be like the bunker like Downfall, but with Ben Stiller and not Ben Stiller. Yeah, maybe Ben Stiller.
17:28[laughter] And uh Ben Shapiro's in THE BUNKER. WHY CAN'T THEY? [laughter] And he's got two Hitler eyebrows. I will never debate him.
17:40>> Yeah, >> that was a great Dave Smith comeback to that was perfect because Ben's whole career as Dave was saying was literally built on the back of debating kids who were 19 20 years old and didn't know whether they were a man or a woman.
17:53Well, so one, Dave really knows his [ __ ] in a way. I don't know because I'm really not interested in you. People go, "Well, like this thing where you have to become a defense attorney for the accused automatic," which I thought feminism taught us we didn't have to do, but I guess I must have been listening.
18:09I remember me too, my friend Louie.
18:12Think about the beef jerky [ __ ] files and the nerve after diddy party [ __ ] was already out that day. Somebody put out a documentary of why wasn't Louis CK punished enough. [clears throat] That's how I interpreted it. What are you a [ __ ] Are you [ __ ] me?
18:29>> Cuz Louis CK >> Yo, you're all [ __ ] Satanist. You [ __ ] [ __ ] you.
18:34>> That's exactly right.
18:36>> Like >> holier than now.
18:39>> Anyway, just to even focus on Joe Rogan or Louis or any of these people. You're a jag off. Like what are you in the CIA?
18:45Why wouldn't you be focused on your leaders who lied to you? Democrats should hate Dem the leadership of the Democrats and they do the people that call themselves members of these parties. I think if you're a Democrat, you or your mom will work for the state.
18:59Okay.
19:00>> Okay.
19:01>> Uh or uh you're you're in the [ __ ] blackmail. You're job depends on it.
19:07Just general job. Hey, I'm an actor. I'm a [ __ ] actor who was probably an MK monarch as a kid and I'm probably owned by some [ __ ] billionaire. So, I'm only allowed to care about the things I'm supposed to care about when I'm supposed to care about them. That's what I think. I think all these [ __ ] you watch it look like a Remember like when Oh god, it makes me cringe thinking about remember the how bad Camala's camp the best campaign.
19:31>> The worst campaign I've ever seen in my life.
19:33>> It closely approximates the first part of Tim and Eric's billion dollar movie Camala Harris's billion dollar campaign >> where you're like, "What did you spend the money on?" They come out and they've just got like teeth their teeth done.
19:44>> [laughter] >> And and the guy's in an obi chair. Dude, the first part of that movie is that movie's pretty funny. I like that. It's I >> I didn't see that movie.
19:54>> Yeah, dude. The very beginning of that movie I I I found to be very funny. I know Haidiger's addict, but >> we'll pull it up.
20:01>> Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar movie.
20:03>> Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar.
20:04>> So, they got the >> they build a set like they call her daddy.
20:08>> Also, I think that cost like 200k or something.
20:10>> I assume Doug Pound is involved in that dude. Doug Pound. All that good editing they had was that dude Doug Pound.
20:16>> Oh, this is a throwback movie.
20:17>> I like their old when it come out. 2012.
20:20Yeah, I guess before the [ __ ] uh >> before Mayan calendar came true and we all laughed.
20:26>> That's right.
20:27>> I mocked the Mayan calendar myself, but you could pinpoint 2012 an entire like an entire beginning of the end of all things, right?
20:37>> Yeah, that's interesting.
20:38>> Can't you How many [ __ ] things, [clears throat] dude? How many Well, I don't know what people watch anymore. Once in a while something comes out that's like kind of good, you know?
20:47Yeah.
20:47>> But not a lot, right?
20:49>> Not a ton.
20:50>> Okay. And then who's got the best streaming service has like still runs like Seinfeld or [ __ ] >> you know who has all these sunnies that were made around this time?
20:59>> Yep.
21:00>> And around this time was you could be like really [ __ ] funny if you wanted to be.
21:04>> That's right. I would say looking back on it 2012 that was right when that was starting to end [clears throat] a little bit like 2012 14 >> and a big refuge of um but I'm not a like you know bgeoa [ __ ] >> comedy types like this is you got to go absurdest to cuz as it gets more impolite to deal with real [ __ ] >> Uhhuh.
21:24>> You've got to get more like frilly and aesthetic and like lacy [ __ ] and wigs and you know like >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But in the beginning, this movie is funny, dude. That that dude, you probably can't show the very beginning.
21:40>> There's the thing is though, movies I think have been dead with comedy for a long time, and I haven't seen that Resurrect, but it does feel >> I like Don't Die uh something good, have fun, have luck, don't die, >> have luck.
21:53>> Sounds like a Chinese film, >> the Mark the Sam Rock one. That's pretty good.
21:57>> Either way, you know what I mean? like there hasn't been a lot of like good comedy movies at all, but it does feel like in general like >> I guess >> very very runchy going for it type comedy over the past year internet wise has exploded by 6,000%.
22:15And that's probably like what give me examples because I >> things that used to that would have got you [ __ ] banned in two seconds two years ago. Now it's just like that's your meme at 9 a.m.
22:26>> I called it Here's the thing that I did call uh Woke died whether or not the corpse of it was still shambling about on October 7th. That was the end of Woke. That's when woke died.
22:37>> Why do you say October 7th? Interesting.
22:38Well, that's because you know when uh uh like real your let's [snorts] say your Vermont Jewish liberals that are also very sanist then oh wait BLM always supported Hamas. Oh, [laughter] right. So, right then and then all of a sudden in the higher education suddenly it's a problem that they're they're mostly Chinese and they're pushing the Jews out. Remember that's all around the same then and then I'm watching this thing at Harvard who I can't remember that professor it I I I have no respect for like Harvard dude at all watching these people. I mean, I hope they understand how much even a [ __ ] jerk off can see that
23:16they're like nothings. I'm watching this woman now. Clearly, it's some weird plot against her and looking back now has everything to do with something with Zionist horseshit to to take control of the higher education. You know, all these [ __ ] fascist types do that, right? So then they're asking about, >> "Oh, is it okay to [ __ ] say something?" It was something that this [ __ ] could have just said, "Uh, yes."
23:41Like, if it was something akin, I think, to uh uh what's a woman and them not wanting like, >> "Right, >> no. Now's the time to just [ __ ] be very honest and not play politics." But you're going there to learn how to play politics at the point of absurdity. So when Judge Kenji [ __ ] >> Brown Yeah. Uh when she gets questioned in this to be a Supreme Court justice, what is a woman? And goes, "Uh, I don't know. I'm not a biologist."
24:10>> When a [ __ ] with a [ __ ] says that with a straight face, if you're a [ __ ] liberal, you admire the [ __ ] out of that. Look at how she did. Cuz you know, I don't know how I feel about what a woman is cuz I want to be my bonafides or whatever the [ __ ] I get out of this nightmare click I'm in.
24:29All my income and [ __ ] and whatever I'm into comes from it. So, I have to play tow the line.
24:33>> You know, Pat Oswalt who stuck up for a lot of free speech [ __ ] dude. Uh uh when a lot of people didn't. The saddest thing in the world is him writing that stupid Dave Chappelle. I'm sorry I got took a picture with Dave Chappelle.
24:47Oh, I think I remember this. Can we pull this up again?
24:49>> Dude, that's [ __ ] Yo, listen. That's just [ __ ] >> crazy. Yeah, >> dude. It's just [ __ ] sad, dude, that someone would ever feel like they And you already got money from being in every [ __ ] movie.
24:59>> That's >> But you're thinking about your kid. What if my kid wants to have a career in the movies?
25:03>> Trans jokes. All right, so I saw this.
25:05>> Who took the picture?
25:06>> This is from TW. [laughter] >> Is it that [ __ ] '8s movie wife, dude?
25:11I bet it was. [laughter] >> Look, get the perfect shot. Listen, have you ever talked to these people? Do you know how [ __ ] smug they are?
25:19>> All right, so here we go. I saw a friend I hadn't seen in a long time this New Year's Eve. This is from January 2022.
25:26We've known each other since we're teens. He's a fellow comedian.
25:29>> I just I'm going to stop you right there. I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] How about you just don't even address it.
25:35>> This was over the Dave Chappelle trans stuff. How about you skip doing a couple of Disney movies [snorts] and you go, "Hey, I fully support even the goofiest [ __ ] of the trans movement that brought probably 70% help Trump win. I I I support that. You're right about that.
25:51>> But it's just my friend. Uh I'm not even going to answer you. I It's my friend for a long time. [ __ ] you." If they have a problem, [ __ ] you after that. Why wouldn't you just [ __ ] do that? I would do that just to show my lady good ' 80s movie wife who THE [ __ ] THE MAN IS. THAT'S RIGHT.
26:07>> TRUE.
26:07>> That's true.
26:08>> And my daughter to see who the man is.
26:10>> That's so true.
26:12>> You know, so that that way presumably when they go kids are supposed to be patterned with a masculine and feminine.
26:18>> You can't both be feminine, >> right?
26:20>> It's not good for the for the boy >> or the [clears throat] girl. You need a both. It's like taking too much uh [laughter] you know testosterone gives you tits.
26:29>> You know how if you take too much of uh certain steroids, you get tits.
26:33>> You do?
26:33>> Yeah.
26:34>> I never taken a steroid before. I know cuz you t look great.
26:36>> Thank you.
26:37>> Look like a young I told you.
26:38>> I appreciate that.
26:39>> Right in the swamps of [ __ ] ba.
26:41>> Isn't it supposed to do the opposite?
26:42It's supposed to muscle best trying to lift that [ __ ] >> Wait a minute.
26:45>> X-wing out of that swamp [laughter] >> with a [ __ ] Leslie Wexner on your back. [laughter] Just the way Jeffrey Epste had to do the same right of passage that Epstein did with Leslie Wexner sat on his back [laughter] and he had to do flips in the swamp.
27:03I'm sorry.
27:03>> The James Bond of Israel. Don't ever forget that.
27:07>> You know, James Bond would tell you his real name and then [ __ ] everything.
27:10[laughter] >> Am I wrong? Oh my gosh. Uh, Coleman Hughes will have to [ __ ] come and [laughter] debate me.
27:21>> Coleman Hughes kicked your ass to >> How bad was that, dude?
27:29I've never had I've never had worse secondhand embarrassment for someone than watching that.
27:33>> Um I've never um number one, I don't give a [ __ ] about any debate ever. I think debates are like what a waste of your [ __ ] time. If I was doing a debate, >> I want you in the Oxford debate, Kurt Mezer.
27:45>> Well, I want to lose the debate. Here's what I want someone to understand. I say every [ __ ] thing. I don't want to win the debate. I want you, okay, if I'm going to get upset about a thing, right? I want you to convince me that I don't know what I already done.
27:59Found out.
28:00>> Uhhuh.
28:01>> I want you to win. I don't give a [ __ ] about the audience. I'm upset. Do you understand? So, I can't debate like that.
28:07>> Right.
28:08>> So, I've seen Dave do it. Once you [ __ ] make your point, if I think you're wasting your time to keep doing it. You're just doing a thing where now it's a UFC thing. And that's how you get now admittedly real slow [ __ ] It does help bring them into thinking about debating ideas, you know?
28:26>> Sure.
28:26>> I want to say slow just people wouldn't be interested in that [ __ ] >> Sure, I got you.
28:30>> But like what do you get out of it? You go, "Oh, you they're like cuz nothing [ __ ] By the way, yo, never mind debates. Go [ __ ] vote [ __ ] Nothing ain't going to be anything except how John McCain wanted it."
28:42>> Yeah. [laughter] >> Like a [ __ ] debate. [ __ ] you.
28:46Dave Dave is not where I'm at, which is, as I said, Dave, well, maybe I didn't say this to I was probably saying in the car to somebody else.
28:54>> Maybe you're >> um but I used to think like the Bible is a bunch of fairy tales, but now I think fairy tales are a bunch of Bible.
29:00[laughter] If I had to sum up my belief system, that would be it.
29:09>> I'm never going to look at the Epstein files the same again.
29:12>> Yeah, that's what we learned about fairy jerky. Oh, [sighs] >> yeah. Beef J. Yeah, it's probably Dude, these billionaires uh you would think they'd eat better than just like 7-Eleven uh because they're baked kind of snacks. [laughter] A lot of beef jerky. Oh, get some beef jerky and uh grapes and grape soda [snorts] and some pizza.
29:35Yo, uh Whitney Webb, uh I wasn't on that when Jimmy just did it with uh interview with her.
29:41>> Oh, we had her on.
29:42>> And Whitney, I got to say this. Hold on.
29:44Hold on. I got to say this. You love her. One of the most vindicated people.
29:48>> Oh, I thought you ask her >> like crazy for sure.
29:50>> I got to say this. Whitney, will you marry me? [laughter] >> You were right about those. I was wrong.
29:56You were right. Will you marry me?
29:58[laughter] >> Okay. [ __ ] I'm always Okay, so um the way she put it is the best way is uh these [ __ ] [ __ ] like your Tracy's and Shelly burgers and your [ __ ] um you know what this [ __ ] They're all like defense lawyers for Epstein.
30:15>> Oh, it's nuts.
30:16>> They're all ders. They're all the ders.
30:18>> The ders.
30:19>> Now, you know Jamie Deluxe?
30:21>> No.
30:22>> They're all Dude, can you bring Okay, dude. So, on Derp with Ker.
30:27>> So, he found on the way back. Yeah, he's got a great channel. He found on the way back machine. His channel get has been taken down many times and back. I don't I like randomly found it.
30:37Um, but he had uh Alan Desitz in 2002 writing about uh cheese pizza, we'll call it.
30:46>> Wait, talking about >> There you go. Typical douche fashion.
30:49Okay. He calls him doucheits. I don't think that's tasteful and I think >> [laughter] >> uh a little bit anti-semitic Jamie.
30:58I guess it's deluxe and anti-semitism.
31:00>> All right. Wait. Yeah. So click on that and um the one the typical D fashion at the end of it he has the Okay, click on that. Let's just see the letter >> and the letter from two.
31:12>> Yeah, it's from his um Substack.
31:16>> Okay, so what are we [clears throat] So this is this is from a it's titled CP Sting by Alan M. Dersuitz 2002.
31:24>> What are we to make the fact we're going have to make a note of this Steve where I'm just reading it. It's not on the screen. What are we to make of the fact that CP is popular not only among pedos, but also among thousands of people who would never dream of molesting a child?
31:39>> I'm going to stop you right there, Durge. Uh, what do you mean would never dream? They're literally watching uh CP, you know, like what do you mean would never dream? They they're trying to dream of it at the very least, very obviously cuz it's what they jerk off to, you [ __ ] scumbag. Okay. [sighs] >> You're making me laugh if I'm [laughter] really serious.
32:01>> Well, what else are you gonna do? Cuz you your vote don't count, [ __ ] Yuck it up. Yuck it up cuz YOU DON'T GOT [laughter] NOTHING.
32:08>> YOU GOT NOTHING.
32:10>> I apologize. Sorry.
32:11>> All right, [laughter] everybody. Sorry.
32:13>> The the the FBI's most recent sting, provocatively named Candyman, has turned up such >> Hey, don't pro Hey, [clears throat] the Sting wanted it.
32:23>> What was the Sting wearing? [laughter] has turned up much more than what these zealous law enforceers bargain for. It turned up many perfectly law-abiding people, including law enforcement professionals who apparently get their jollies from watching kids fornicate.
32:38>> Okay, I'm going to stop it right there.
32:40>> What?
32:41>> So, wait, wait, wait. Are you noticing?
32:44Go, go back, though. Just Yo, the [ __ ] chutza [laughter] theutsp of this man. Look at Wait, wait, wait, look, look. Uh, it's okay.
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34:29>> So, look at the wording of this. This is the most Michael Tracy proto Michael Tracy wording I've ever seen from something.
34:37>> Okay. Uh, it turned up many >> law-abiding people.
34:41>> By the way, zealous law enforceers? You mean they did their [ __ ] job and that's all? Allan, you [ __ ] What are you so zealous about child pornography for?
34:50>> Many perfectly lawabiding >> again. Are you a lawyer? How as a lawyer does that legally does that hold up to you?
35:00Your honor, so we caught you with vicious uh seaside materials. But I mean, I'm perfectly law-abiding. I wasn't. I would never dream. The idea's never even been in my head. [laughter] >> Uh who apparently get apparently.
35:16So he's never heard of such a thing.
35:18Apparently regular people like it, babe.
35:22>> Apparently a lot of people are getting into it now.
35:24>> I don't know. I d >> remember he kept his underwear on.
35:28>> Yeah. This called class. It's real. Real class.
35:31>> Let's go to the next page. Steve, I can't believe this is real.
35:34>> Okay.
35:34>> I I you know what? I should believe this is real. But >> yeah, I can't believe difference between ordinary people who have disgusting viewing habits and criminals who are willing to act on these habits.
35:44>> Okay. There's a legal >> Oh my god.
35:47>> By enormous difference, you mean a slight legal difference. [laughter] >> Although Although there may be a far greater connection between habitual viewers of CP and child molesters than there is between habitual viewers of adult pornography and rapist.
36:01>> Oh, I'm glad he dealt with that point.
36:03I'm glad you're dealing with that issue that clearly the people that watch that are going on to greet Jo a lot more than other people that are just watching uh you know not extreme satanic deviency.
36:16>> That's right. Still the former connection is yet to be proved convincingly. The vast majority of people who watch CP never act on it and it can >> you know that's okay dur uh you know maybe I'm letting uh best be the enemy of good here but uh what the [ __ ] are you [ __ ] you know the vast majority yeah two or three of them most of the guys I hang out with definitely but most of them they just watch the porn that we make as violent offenders I mean not me I'll say man but I look at it if you wrote this you're not telling me that that's what you look at anybody that don't like that [ __ ] Who the [ __ ]
36:54would write this that doesn't like that [ __ ] I could that be a more like Okay, it's just my opinion, I guess, but what the [ __ ] dude? Who would write that? A lawyer? They're perfectly law-abiding.
37:07The very definition is they committed a crime. What are you talking about? And by the way, he said they're upstanding like law enforcement.
37:16He said it's law. Oh, see, good people like to watch his stuff. Law enforcement. That's his point.
37:25Anyway, good find Jamie Deluxe.
37:27>> Wait, hold on. Stay here. [snorts] >> Some people of course do both, meaning they do CP and child molesters. Yeah.
37:35And 27 of those picked up in the sting that he's referring to have admitted to having molested children. Listen to this next paragraph.
37:42>> Oh, this is my best. This is my best.
37:43Justice Department has apparently decided to prioritize its arrest policy by focusing on CP viewers and chat room participants who hold positions of authority over children or have easy access to them, including school bus drivers, camp counselors, priests, elementary school teachers, and the like. But even that kind of sensible prioritizing may include many who would never touch a child. It's a slippery slope. Prioritizing people who have constant access to kids in positions of trust where there's no parents or chaperons around is is [ __ ] wrong.
38:17>> Listen, it's counterintuitive. He knows that. He's telling you, look, yeah, it's sensible. You would think that'd be the best thing, right? But no, >> because you know why? You might you might get some innocent uh child uh uh pography enjoyers who just happen to drive the school bus, but they don't actually do anything. Do you remember the virtuous uh PDF file movement that came out? the virtuous PDF file movie.
38:40>> Yeah, the guy wrote I'm a ver it's it's they have the design.
38:43>> Oh, yeah. On he wrote on salon, >> but they would never offend. Okay. And I want to say first of all, great job.
38:48>> I was going to bring that up, but >> I don't want to Hey, first of all, let me kudos to you. Never offending. Let me just be positive. Uh, but there's a [laughter] Let me tell you possibly even the most important part of your story is the part where you Okay, you didn't offend. So now, next step. Never tell anyone that ever.
39:07Just push it deep inside and don't let anyone know and never offend. They always got a [ __ ] like, dude, it's amazing. There's something about this kind of [ __ ] thing that it's like they want to tell you, but they can't tell you. It's like aliens. Aliens and pedophiles.
39:23>> They want to tell you, but they can't tell you, but they're going to stick a finger in your butt >> with their superior technology.
39:30[laughter] You notice how pedas always have the forefront of technology?
39:33>> Somebody Somebody, >> am I right? Yo, who the [ __ ] always knows about [ __ ] first with tech [ __ ] You know I, you know, I don't even have to tell you. After the Koreans.
39:46>> After the Koreans.
39:47>> American PDF files. That's who tech [ __ ] [ __ ] It things hooking up computers. Who do you think got into that first?
39:55>> The Koreans did.
39:56>> Well, I just meant I was making a Samsung joke. It doesn't.
39:59>> All right.
40:00>> It didn't work. Okay.
40:01>> It didn't. No. That's insane. I can't even get over that.
40:06>> Why? Oh, why? That how anti-semitic you are.
40:09>> Why? For reading what he wrote.
40:11>> Yeah.
40:11>> Anti-Semitic. You see what he called Joe Kent right away? What?
40:15>> A fascist neon-Nazi Jewhating something.
40:18>> So, let me get this straight. Joe Kent suggesting the war in Iran might not be going to [laughter] is a far worse of a crime than being a [ __ ] teacher or priest or cop who has child. Are you so like I don't know how much this has to be in people's faces.
40:36That's how you know mind control shit's real because how do Dude, how does like the you know they made a big deal with Spotlight. It was a big deal. The Catholic Church thing.
40:44>> Yep. Yep.
40:45>> Um but >> the movie, right?
40:48>> Yeah. That's how you know it was important.
40:49>> Yeah. [laughter] [snorts] >> But like okay h how do you how do you immediately go oh my god we got to get them the [ __ ] out of this church. They molest kids. How how is that in the house of God, right? Or >> the other things that should be secularly sacred to you in the world, certainly of him, of this [ __ ] Look, you're going to be a few kids. That's his [ __ ] rationale. [laughter] He sounds like Quinn Tarantino defending Roman Pansky, but like not even as good.
41:21[clears throat] >> He Gwen Tarantino did a better job defending Roman Pollinsky on the Howard Stern show, and he did not do a good job. [laughter] For the record, it was one of the most Michael Tracyesque uh works of making excuses I I've ever seen.
41:37>> That's what I want to know though, Kurt, with like a Michael Tracy. How do you look at these files, even with the stuff that I'll say in a lawyerly way, I guess, isn't fully provable yet. How >> I already thought that [ __ ] way before.
41:52>> How do you hold on? How do you look at this stuff now that we can see it with our own two eyes? what you knew before that even. But how do you look at that >> and then try to say that there's nothing there other than you are on some weird [ __ ] up payroll somewhere allegedly.
42:09>> Uh well because I'm loyal to a certain country is not doing too good.
42:13[laughter] uh one and I always have been and that don't don't ever think that's not the strongest [ __ ] mind control [ __ ] that's ever been created is like I I I know too many people that do especially boomer generation dude >> or I like to call them the cub boomers [laughter] uh you know the your newsmax Fox CNN MSNBC >> y >> the whole spectrum yo they're gone dude their [ __ ] heads are gone and also Trump didn't make housing go down. So the ones that have houses are like, "Oh, that hell does." Right.
42:48>> Mhm.
42:50>> So, I mean, people know their friends.
42:54And it's a generational thing cuz we they had different control things for each generation. When I was a kid, you had your uh Tupac and Kurt Cobain.
43:04Yeah. Those are the two [ __ ] So, like Tupac was the gay guy to help black people be more gay. And then Kurt Cobain was the guy to help white people be more gay. We're getting rid of the Elvis.
43:13We're moving out of an Elvis.
43:14>> Oane was helping white people be gay.
43:16>> He wore a dress a lot and they would all make out all the time. It's just not make I'm I'm being a little bit uh like making the frogs gay glib. I'm being glib. Can I be honest? [laughter] It's It's just to break down your [ __ ] man back about things. Okay. So, they're already getting black people.
43:35Back when I was younger, you wouldn't see no [ __ ] guy named Young Thug wearing a dress. You wouldn't see no.
43:41That's what Kirk Oane wore.
43:44You got to hand me down archetypes now.
43:46Black people as always. So anyway, gay theater Tupac here, who I think probably is alive. I always thought that was preposterous. But uh >> a lot of things with number seven with him. That's the one thing I >> His middle name is [ __ ] Omaru.
43:59>> Uhhuh.
44:00>> The god in America is named after.
44:02>> Yep.
44:03>> The serpent god.
44:05>> Yeah. So, oh, and you know, his family pedigree of CIA [ __ ] [ __ ] black if you think Black Panthers weren't like almost immediately compromised. You know, they killed uh he wasn't Black Panther, I don't think. Uh uh uh Hampton Fred Hampton.
44:21>> Mhm.
44:21>> But, you know, they murdered him.
44:22>> I remember the day Fred Hampton died.
44:25Real links just multiply.
44:27>> Well, so I mean, it couldn't be more obvious and that's when they really could get away with just killing you pre- internet, right?
44:34>> Right. But now, I mean, it's because the internet that a lot of that [ __ ] backfired. That's meant to do like we're breaking out the mass control.
44:42>> All right. So, here's my question.
44:43>> [ __ ] with lighting. Yeah.
44:44>> Here's my question. How could the same people who are constantly planning two to three decades ahead and that have technology in places like DARPA that's three to four decades ahead not be able to see the phenomena of the internet coming in 1990s and 2000? They did see it coming. Stuff happened. So, why' they do it then when they >> they made it? Yo, you know why we have the internet, right? for CERN.
45:05>> For CERN?
45:06>> Yes. Because the data from CERN needed to be spread immediately to learn about whatever the [ __ ] they >> Explain CERN to people, please.
45:13>> Oh my god.
45:15>> You got all day.
45:17>> Okay.
45:18I got to take a [ __ ] real quick.
45:20>> Okay. [laughter] All right.
45:22>> The particle collider.
45:24>> Wait, do you actually have to take a [ __ ] >> No.
45:26>> Okay. [laughter] >> I thought you were serious about that.
45:28>> No, no. I I just went now.
45:31>> Oh, I went. It's fine. Explain, [laughter] CERN.
45:33>> It's a particle collider. You know, they smash atoms together to see >> what kind of smaller atoms they get, >> right?
45:40>> Not smaller atoms, more particles, and then we learn about the particles. And some say they do spooky spooky portal experiments. I don't know.
45:49But I do know.
45:49>> Spooky portal experiments.
45:51>> Well, who the [ __ ] knows? But here's one thing I do know. Uh you can uh get metamaterials from a particle collider.
45:57So that's how the Russians made element 115 that Muscovium it's called now that Bob Lazard talked about. They made it in a particle collider. I first heard of this from Nathan Reynolds who I keep saying the guy told me a bunch of [ __ ] they checked out.
46:11>> And I want someone to tell me about Neptunium. What the [ __ ] that cuz he said that he said the mag lev that they've had. Of course they had the whole [ __ ] time. The thing that Elon was going to dig a tunnel and make in LA and it didn't happen.
46:23>> Yeah. What happened to that?
46:24>> Well it it just failed. But I think it maybe it worked just fine. You're just not allowed to use it. It's what I think.
46:31>> M no hyperloops for you.
46:33>> Yeah, because I think it's some renovation on the existing mag lev [ __ ] which is supposedly electrical charge run through Neptunium. Now as far as I know, Neptunium is not some [ __ ] you could just like handle or you know it's I don't think it's as even as good as asbestous to just be sitting in a thing far but I don't know [ __ ] about that stuff. But I'm telling you, I would like if somebody who knows explain to me why neptunium would be a thing or if it's process that's one thing I don't really you know anyway you get out of particle collider you get meta material stuff that isn't found on earth you know break
47:06you're breaking down these things into their con smallest contest constituent parts so I'll bet you and CERN's just like the big one you hear about but there's like 30,000 or something dude every mountain in America's probably got one under it yeah like how we have military base and you understand how important atomic physics is.
47:27>> That's why [clears throat] I don't believe Dude, I don't know who the [ __ ] putting out that there's no such thing as nuclear weapons, but >> I would really like someone to explain to me.
47:33>> People are saying that [clears throat] >> it's I I think that's like a like one of the diverging channels in a duck vagina.
47:40You know how ducks when they mate the the cuz they re they reproduce let's just say the Epstein way through grape and they have barbed duck wiener. You know it's a corkcrew. And then the female duck has >> I'm telling you a real [ __ ] thing.
47:56>> True.
47:57>> Can her the vagina of the female duck has fake channels in it. So if the she like this guy I don't like this guy for this. We divert [clears throat] the duck penis in the wrong to not get pregnant.
48:09The female duck has >> got a lot of females got a lot of control there.
48:13>> That's what remember in Congress the guy said that like the the women's body has ways of shutting the duckw woman's body has ways of shutting things down. That's for sure.
48:21>> That gives a whole explaining to walk.
48:23>> I I classify at the moment, but unless you got a great explanation for me, but I ain't heard one yet, uh, the there's no nukes as a fake channel in a duck vagina as I do flat earth. But I do believe that dinosaurs were flat now.
48:39>> Dinosaurs were flat.
48:40>> No, I'm just saying.
48:41>> I'm just trying to have some fun.
48:43>> Is that like on par with like plasma theory?
48:46>> What? Well, that's Wait, what do you mean plasma? What's the theory? I feel like I I've heard you talk about that and I I wasn't sure if that's >> plasma physics.
48:54>> Yes.
48:54>> Oh yeah. Plasma physics is the one that they kind of uh tamped down on for a while, right? Talk about stupid [ __ ] string theory.
49:02>> Yeah.
49:02>> You know how many years I spent trying to [ __ ] understand what the [ __ ] string theory was? I mean I not a lot. I I was doing other things too, but I the fact that I even cuz this one high-pitched [ __ ] nerd said so.
49:16>> Which one?
49:16>> Ed Winton. the most respected [ __ ] dork I've ever seen.
49:20>> He's pretty smart.
49:21>> Yeah, I know. But like I want results, nerd.
49:25>> I'm a real Steve Jobs about it.
49:27>> Yeah, give me results.
49:29>> [ __ ] you, nerd. Yo, do you get laid? Did you see that movie where they he's like mean to the nerd for not getting p he's mean to the incel? [laughter] >> Also, why is it people go I don't even want to get [ __ ] or called incelss? I thought it's involuntary if you're volunteering. So v.
49:46>> So you're c or celibate. It's called celibate. The the one where you wanted to do it.
49:52>> It's called celibate. Like being a priest. You [ __ ] tradath weirdo.
49:57>> I was just saying that based on your Jesuit hair. You got nice Danny Sheen >> boy hair. The kind of guy could really grab a [laughter] kind of [ __ ] a Jezy could really [ __ ] get busy.
50:13>> [laughter] >> Oh my god.
50:15>> Oh, he could take a wamp of hand smack you in your >> Can you please >> You don't ride motorcycles, do you?
50:21[laughter] >> I'm going to implore you to I implore you never get on a motorcycle, Julie.
50:27>> I don't want you to suffer the fate of you got pre Mark Hamill motorcycle looks. [laughter] >> Oh my god.
50:33>> Remember Mark Hamble? They had to write in a wampa hit his face to [ __ ] make a I don't supposedly that's not true.
50:39But I think it is true because his face is all [ __ ] up.
50:42>> People do call me Hobok and Luke Skywalker now cuz of you.
50:46>> I like it. I think it's a great name.
50:48>> Oh, the the greatest protagonist in all of modern history.
50:51>> Yeah, I think it's pretty [ __ ] awesome. [laughter] >> Are you holding up? Okay, but your face wasn't mangled by a goddamn chopper.
50:57[laughter] >> But you still got your [ __ ] a new hope face. [laughter] Wait, >> come back. Call me when you got Empire Strikes Back's face.
51:08>> Okay, I will. I will.
51:09>> We got Return of the Jedi face.
51:11>> That's right.
51:12>> Go back to [snorts] the CERN thing, though, cuz we got off that. Why did you bring that up again? You said they were doing something for CERN. That's why the internet was the internet. That's what it was.
51:20>> I got that from Joseph P. Far. You talk I don't know who he'll talk to. Joseph P. Ferrell. I would like to get him on my show though.
51:26>> Joseph P. Farrell.
51:27>> That guy's the best.
51:28>> Yeah.
51:29>> Dark journalist has him on all the time.
51:30[snorts] that guy. So to disseminate the data from CERN to the world, it's a world project CERN. Do you understand?
51:36It's like a Vatican of a It's not exactly, but it's it is kind of it's one of them like it's a sovereign like particle collider. [laughter] >> Right. Right.
51:46>> It's true.
51:46>> I I don't know how to describe it, but it's that [ __ ] you. It's that and so but the purpose behind that is so that all these country, you know, it's not a thing of war. It's for the mankind's.
51:56So, just so you know, none of the pieces of [ __ ] who run this world care about the future of mankind in any way that you would recognize as something that you would want, >> right?
52:06>> They think about it in the way of like, how can I breed this dog into this dog?
52:10That's how they look at you. Well, I wouldn't even want to say, well, and they if you ate dogs also, they they eat you, you know, eat the rich. That's a funny [ __ ] [ __ ] Mary. Eat the rich.
52:22No, they eat you, you [ __ ] chump. No.
52:24Yeah.
52:24>> They're going to eat you forever and and you you'll wear a dumb shirt. Remember when Wait, did [ __ ] >> Alist at the Met Gala?
52:31>> She put like and she wrote it in like red period blood on her dress.
52:36The most potent blood there is that [ __ ] Jennifer Lopez. Rio Sanchez.
52:41What is that their voodoo called? Rio Sancho.
52:46>> What is it called? The one >> I look like I know.
52:48>> SANTA.
52:49>> OH [laughter] YEAH.
52:52She did her dirty Santaia. [laughter] >> Eat the rich. You mean eat a baby, AOC?
52:58And then cover it up, you [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] You Harvard construct.
53:03>> They're all constructs. Going back to Reagan's, I think, is like the real uh ultimate prototype of >> Reagan.
53:09>> Yeah, of course. A [ __ ] actor.
53:12>> Why do you like him again? I got a good feeling from him. Well, what did you He got his He [ __ ] you in the ass. You [ __ ] idiots. And then when he tried to stop for two seconds, that's when Hinckley shut shoots him >> courtesy of Poppy Bush. I think >> Oh, you think Poppy Bush >> This is all just in my opinion. I don't have [snorts] any credibility. You see, I'm wearing a hat that says Skankfest.
53:34[laughter] Best comedy festival there is, dude. Yo, there is no comedy festival that I can think of that is the Skankfest is the best one.
53:44>> Why did Poppy Bush try to put the Hley hit? I don't know specifically, but I know Kathy O'Brien says that she's very forgiving towards Reagan, which I wouldn't be considering what's in her book, but I guess she has a perspective that's different than mine. [laughter] >> Why is she forgiving towards Reagan?
54:01>> Well, cuz he went against something a little bit like Charlie Kirk and then they have somebody shoot him.
54:06>> You know, Hinckley's from I want to say Sinclair. I think I'm right. Might be wrong, but I think it's the Sinclair royal family or something. And so, >> wait, Hinckley's from the Sinclair line?
54:15Yeah, he was fight Templar thing.
54:18>> Well, yeah. Yeah, I guess. I didn't I think that Yeah, pro. But so, wait, wait, I'm gonna forget what I'm saying.
54:23So, so Hinckley um cuz remember the reason they said he did it was to impress Jody Foster.
54:29>> Yeah. [laughter] Wait, >> you think that's a good explanation?
54:31>> Wait, was that Hankley or was that the guy who who wacked >> John Lennon?
54:36>> No, I always confuse them two. Both could be played by Jared Leo, but only one is John Henley, right?
54:42>> Jared Leo just has to put on some pounds. That's right.
54:45>> You know, >> it was Hankley that wanted Can we find that thief? Hankley wanted >> So, wait, wait. He was supposed to have dinner with Neil Bush the next day. So, they're family friends. So, the way these [ __ ] work is sacrificing a child to the thing like the Chuck Palnahook book inducted something. Chuck, what's his name?
55:02>> Fight Club guy.
55:04>> Oh, he's got a b yo, he's got a bunch of books that I would ask him way different questions than Joe Rogan did.
55:10>> Why is that?
55:11>> Because he's looked at some [ __ ] I looked at for sure.
55:14Like what? Well, that thing I was just talking about where the rich take their kids and put them in this like they're lo their kids they think are duds and put them you know they all you know how you look down on poor people that like on these blacks they just keep having kids but Nancy Pelosi has like 27 grandkids like a wasp like a I mean not the not New I mean like the [ __ ] bug like an insect. She has >> You're saying the people that look down on >> eugenics. It's called eugenics.
55:39>> They do the same thing.
55:40>> The population [ __ ] is such a big deal.
55:42And look at how taboo it is to talk about. Now I'm not some [ __ ] [ __ ] that's worried about the future of the white race because that's not really a thing. I don't consider the Irish to be white. And [ __ ] you.
55:54>> [ __ ] you if you're Irish.
55:56>> Are you Irish?
55:57>> No. My god. [laughter] My good lord. I thought you were Jewish before the first time you came in here, >> dude. People will accuse me of Judaism all the time and I'm like I Okay, it's not I mean it's not even like >> what if he's >> I mean I'm not I don't know what to tell you. I don't >> What if he's a MSAD agent and he's just doing >> opposite propaganda?
56:21>> Well, I think you look >> that's that's not a not >> Hey, Matt look look Matt Taibbe was very reliable for quite some time, wasn't he?
56:29>> He was. Matt Tibbe was reliable till he wasn't. So here's what I do. Maybe don't worship nobody as a god.
56:35>> Right.
56:36>> See, so so I see I don't know why my I had to turn off my Twitter [ __ ] uh alerts or whatever that it is where it shows you because like I'll get sucked in by horseshit easily.
56:46>> Yeah.
56:46>> And um >> your comebacks are great though.
56:49>> But even if I have the best comeback, I wasted Oh, dude. I made AI to harass [ __ ] F, you know. Well, I don't think it's right. I think it's just some good naturatured ribbing myself. But how they would put it, how these [ __ ] punks would put it like, you know, like the Oh, speaking of punks, [laughter] you notice how Afroman people of all races and creeds are behind this Afroman wig. [clears throat] >> I don't tell me that that's not real.
57:16>> No, it is real. No, I'm just saying I find that fascinating that I haven't BLM, if you remember, was quite was quite uh a split, but Afroman, >> everyone loves him. They're like, "Fuck the police on this one." Dude, that le I'm gonna tell you why. The lemon pound cake, if Trump was in office of those police, he would black out that guy looking at the poundake is the most obvious.
57:38>> Yo, he looked at that the way Tom Hanks looks at a kid's ass. [laughter] In my opinion, not even my opinion.
57:45Please don't kill me. Don't just [laughter] [snorts] I It's not even my opinion. I what an honor to what an honor to work with the CIA's Tom Hanks.
57:58>> This is [laughter] this is where we read the disclaimer. De >> Let me say the best thing I could say about Tom Hanks. He's clearly a CIA [ __ ] [laughter] propaganda tool bag. That's the best scenario. Tom Hanks is he's just a CIA propaganda asset. That's the best thing you could say.
58:14>> The opinions expressed herein do not reflect the opinions of the show [laughter] associated with it.
58:20>> Yo, who would have thought the [ __ ] one that raps is the best guy in their family?
58:25Who would have thought Chad Hayes was the [ __ ] best? Shout out to Chad Hayes, dude. If that Dom is my dad, I'd run to [ __ ] Jamaica, too. [laughter] >> My brother putting on a normal face by day, towing the [ __ ] line.
58:39>> The actor brother, >> does he have some kind of Actually, I have no idea. Somebody told me in the car, but the one that was like the stable one. [laughter] >> Told me to.
58:47>> Yo, you Wait, wait, wait. I want to [ __ ] You seen that? You seen uh Rob Riner boy? The the Riner boy.
58:55>> Oh my god. Yeah, that was >> No, but him kissing his dad and his dad kissing his dad.
58:59>> No.
59:00>> Okay. I don't understand how yo put in Rob Reiner.
59:06Rick Riner kiss and Rob Reiner Carl Riner kiss.
59:11Dude, I'll tell you something.
59:12>> That story went away, too. You notice that? That was like the biggest thing right before Christmas.
59:17>> Not for me, it didn't. Um >> Yeah. Not for you, but I'm saying like in general. Well, [clears throat] it's you're talking about Hollywood [ __ ] royalty, dude. And and all these look, you know what Tony Robbins? What what that is?
59:30>> What Tony Robbins is?
59:31>> Yeah. So, before Andrew Tate and all these kind of pe >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Stay on this for a second. And you're saying Tony Robbins was Andrew Tate before Andrew Tate. Not the same uh aesthetic as Andrew Tate, but the same where you have a bunch of whales, >> you know, like Candy Crush whales that before they had Candy Crush, you would have these guys.
59:52>> Remember his Netflix, I'm not your guru.
59:54I mean, that guy was really pumping the positivity and doing well. And Dunigan played his birth that yo, dude, I if I could make a a lowbudget comedy movie, >> I would make this. I I'll call it um Epic Set.
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