0:01Donny cleared the mines.
0:04At least that's what he wrote.
0:06>> [music] >> Then a ship got hit that afternoon. Nice boat.
0:10>> Nice boat.
0:13>> [music] [music] >> Big post all caps Tuesday afternoon. The Navy got them all. [music] Congratulations, goon.
0:26>> Congrats.
0:27>> Space Force watching every inch you see.
0:29Every single square inch. That's a quote. That's him.
0:32>> That's him.
0:32>> Zero tolerance policy [music] in full effect. Anybody drops a mine, we blow up. You dig?
0:37>> Boom.
0:38>> Then a tanker took a hit 9 mi out same day as the post. So, what's the shouting [music] about? He declared the water safe before the sun went down. By dinner, there was [music] smoke on the edge of town.
0:49>> Oh, no.
0:50>> Only Iran knows.
0:51>> [music] >> Only Iran knows.
0:53>> Where the mines are laid.
0:54>> Where they laid.
0:55>> Only Iran knows.
0:57>> Only Iran knows.
0:58>> So, [music] who exactly made the trade?
1:03Oh, no.
1:03>> Oh, no.
1:05>> [music] >> Now, here's the part he really doesn't want you counting. Before the war, there was 130 ships out floating.
1:12>> 130 >> Every single day that lane was packed.
1:15Now, go [music] and look today. 14, that's a fact.
1:18>> 14 >> 14 ships on the biggest oil [music] road on Earth. And he's out there talking about how much the win is worth.
1:23>> What win?
1:24>> You can clear a road. You can post it.
1:26You can shout. If nobody drives on it, what's it all about?
1:29>> Iran is on his [music] phone declaring he's in charge.
1:32>> Iran and Oman are drawing their own lane in the dark.
1:36>> Only Iran [music] knows.
1:37>> Only Iran knows.
1:38>> Where the mines are laid.
1:40>> Where they laid.
1:41>> Only Iran knows.
1:43>> Only Iran knows.
1:44>> So, [music] who exactly made the trade?
1:49Oh, no.
1:49>> Oh, no.
1:51>> 14 ships. [music] >> Nice boat.
1:55>> Nice boat.
1:57>> [music] [music] >> Nice boat.
2:04>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
2:07>> [music]
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