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Trump Can't Open the Strait of Hormuz💥

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0:01[music] [music] >> Empty chair, empty table, Donnie all alone. Dearly wanted gone. Nobody's on the phone. It's boring, he yawns, couldn't care any less. Posts it 60 times at 3:00 in a stress that we're close to signing eight in a row. Close to what? The street's still shut, bro.

0:33One hand waving peace, [music] other hand on the match. Make it move faster.

0:37>> Nothing left to catch. He calls it a snooze, [music] he calls it a bore, then he's dialing them back up, knocking the door.

0:44>> Boring, boring. [music] >> Walk right out the room. Couldn't care less, so why you back so soon?

0:48>> Boring, boring.

0:49>> Said you didn't care. Circle the block, now you're pulling [music] up a chair.

0:53>> Water won't open up just cuz you scream.

0:55Ships in a line don't melt for your dream. Where's my deal? Where's my win?

0:59Where's my show? Room stays quiet, and the clock stays slow.

1:02>> Oh, baby's gone. [music] The allies left the chat. Now it's just Donnie and the yawn.

1:06>> Fancy that.

1:07>> Wanted the [music] parade, got a waiting room. Loudest man alive can't rush the gloom.

1:12>> He needs a big, he needs a bright, he needs a roar, or he's got to dial [music] tone and an answering floor.

1:17>> Boring, boring.

1:18>> Walk right out the room. Couldn't care less, so why you back so soon? [music] >> Boring, boring.

1:23>> Said you didn't care. Circle the block, now you're pulling up a chair.

1:32>> No.

1:34No. No. No. No.

1:36>> No rush, no panic, no parade, no crowd.

1:38The deal that he begged for won't be read out loud. Burning at the table, he set on fire himself. "Boring," he mutters >> to nobody else.

1:46>> Boring, [music] boring.

1:48>> Mhm.

1:50Yeah.

1:51>> Boring, boring.

1:53>> Real boring.

1:54>> Donnie.

1:56>> Donnie.

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