Three phone calls.
0:02China hung up.
0:04Iran said maybe.
0:07So Donnie called the elves. Yeah, you heard me.
0:15>> [music] [music] >> HE LIT THE WHOLE MATCH THEN HE sells you the hose. Greatest deal ever. Yeah, that's how it goes. Straight got shot now [music] the ships just float. Price at the pump got a lump in your throat.
0:35So we grab [music] the phone dial Beijing real fast. Make me a winner.
0:39Make the crisis pass. Beijing said grow you're on your own. And the deal maker sweating [music] by the telephone.
0:46Little beep on the screen the ceasefire strong. Look outside little beep them boats [music] ain't moving along.
0:52Somebody pick up somebody sign. The cakes on the table it's birthday time.
0:57He'll shake any hand he'll bow [music] any. He just put your name down and set him free. HANDS UP IF YOU GOT A DEAL.
1:06HANDS UP if you beg it real.
1:08>> [music] >> China Iran the alien crew.
1:13With you.
1:14>> [music] >> Hands up if you got a deal.
1:17Hands up if you beg it real. Whoever picks the phone up first save the deal maker [music] from his own thirst.
1:27Toll free. He tweeted loud and proud.
1:29Iran tweeted tolls read the room out loud saying paper two stories nobody agrees. Signing in the dark like it's all a breeze. Now the [music] World Cup's coming the whole world plays can't kick off with ball. So we praise and pray. Not for peace for [music] the trophy and the shine. And the war it's bad for the bottom line. Marcos got the briefcase never says a word. Donnie does the talking [music] deals stays blurred.
1:56Hands up if you got a deal.
1:58>> DONNY. [music] >> HANDS UP IF YOUR BAG IS REAL.
2:01>> DONNY.
2:01>> CHINA, IRAN, the alien crew.
2:03>> Anybody, everybody, [music] sign with you.
2:06>> He bought the price, then he raised the price, then he cut the price he raised.
2:10Ain't I nice?
2:12>> I saved the whole economy.
2:13>> Sir, please.
2:14>> You're the storm that's selling us the umbrellas [music] and the keys. China wouldn't save them. Iran made them wait, so we looked to the sky and he opened up the gate.
2:22>> Tall white visitors, [music] the red coat men. Sign right here, fellas. Do it again.
2:28>> He held a glowing orb in the desert [music] one day. Now he's touching a soccer ball.
2:32>> Don't take it away.
2:33>> And Bibi's on the line [music] and the man runs hot. Watch the friendly handshake. That's a friend OF MINE.
2:41>> [music] >> HANDS UP IF YOU GOT A DEAL.
2:44>> DONNY.
2:44>> HANDS UP IF YOUR BAG IS REAL.
2:46>> DONNY.
2:47>> CHINA, IRAN, the alien crew.
2:49>> Anybody, everybody, [music] sign with you.
2:57>> Sign with you.
3:00>> Whoever picks the phone [music] up first is the deal maker from his own thirst.
3:06>> [music] >> Happy birthday, Donny.
3:09The candle is the whole wide world.
3:13Try not to blow it out.
3:18>> Yeah, you heard me.
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