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14:23There are literally cameras everywhere in Beijing. We are outside the Haden station and I can count at least 20 on this corner. In fact, in Beijing, they've added 1,500 cameras just this year alone. They see everything. Uh there's nobody jaywalking here because they could get a ticket right away. In fact, our driver parked illegally for 2 minutes and he got a message on his phone that he got a ticket for about 40 bucks US because they saw it on the camera. Now, there are real questions what the CCP's goal is about citizen tracking and social scoring. They say it's to make everybody feel safe. These
15:03cameras are watching every minute.
15:05They're everywhere. Fox News Ker. What they did was they magically traveled three years into the future and landed in any town USA. This is what the elites have in store for us using China as the test bed. Isn't it exciting to be in an episode of Star Trek where robot cops protect you from your own human foibless? That that thing that he was decrying and >> door.
15:29Hey everybody.
15:32Who can turn the world on with a smile?
15:37Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well, it's Misha and you should know it.
15:47With each glance and every little movement you show it, love is all around. No need to waste it. You can never tell. Why don't you take it? You might just make it after all.
16:06I hope you like that.
16:11I have the world's premier voice impressionist is with us.
16:16Mike McCra. Hi, Mike.
16:18>> Hey, Jimmy. Are you Is your mouth away from the mic?
16:21>> My mic. My m my mic. My mic is my mouth.
16:24>> Oh, there we go. Oh, that's that's the dula of tones I want. Ah, dulit tones.
16:28First person to ever say that to me. Ben Makowitz, host of Turner Classic Movies.
16:32Stop talking to me because I wouldn't vote for Hillary Clinton. We were best friends.
16:40>> Lost a lot of friends when I moved into this neighborhood. One of my best friends, if not my best friend from the Young Turks lives right down the street from me. And we were all excited.
16:55And then uh he also stopped talking to me because of politics.
16:59>> That's something.
17:02>> It's going around.
17:03>> Lot of it going around.
17:11>> Lot of it going around.
17:16>> A lot of that going around.
17:23Hey, you know what the temperature is today? It's 78 degrees in Los Angeles.
17:28Feels like it's >> It is hot outside.
17:35>> Actually, not really. That's not that hot.
17:39>> It is warm outside.
17:43Mike, if I if I had you come to a panel show in Los Angeles, would you um would you sometimes do impressions on the panel?
17:55>> I would assume that would be the mandate. Yes.
17:58>> Okay. Cuz I know how sometimes impressionists don't like to be asked to do impressions. You know, they you know what I mean?
18:07>> Like if if you ask >> I've done these things for you before and I've done impressions. Oh, that's right.
18:14Tell me about your lesbian niece.
18:21>> What?
18:22>> We were having dinner in my backyard and we were talking about my niece and uh you did Kevin Spacy and you said, "Tell me about your lesbian." How does he say it?
18:35>> Oh, okay. Right. That's the thing. When I say things in other voices, I don't remember saying them because it's not in my voice. It's like it doesn't count.
18:43>> Oh, it counts.
18:44>> I don't It doesn't imprint a memory somehow.
18:48>> Tell me about your lesbian.
18:51Now I can hear myself >> and don't skip any details.
18:58>> We are doing the panel show is back. If you if it's going to be called Rumble Time or not is up to Rumble >> if they give me money to produce it and Rumble World.
19:12>> Whoa.
19:14Hooha.
19:16Um, we're doing it June 19th, 7:30 p.m.
19:20show on Ventura Boulevard.
19:25Ventura and is it Barry? What's the name of that street? Doesn't matter. It's right by Sushi Row on Ventur.
19:31>> I was gonna say, is that where isn't that where the sushi restaurant where you hang out with George Clooney is?
19:35That it that is right by the restaurant where I used I saw George Clooney and I and William Shatner >> and I had I had dinner with William Shatner.
19:45>> Yes.
19:46>> Yes.
19:48>> So you did change it to that Friday.
19:50>> Please pull up a chair.
19:56>> I got some sushi with me.
19:57>> Rick Overton said, "Oh, you're back." He said, "Back from what?"
20:04I never left.
20:13>> Um, so we're doing it June 19th. That's a Friday night. It's >> Junth.
20:19>> June Oh my god, it's Junth. I got >> be celebrating freedom.
20:23>> I got to get Candace Owens on the show so she can mock it.
20:27>> I wonder if she would come in and do the show.
20:30>> I'm going to be doing Tucker Carlson show on June 2nd. I will be inviting him to do this show in person and guilting him. Hey, I flew all across the country twice to do your show. Could you fly across once and I flew to the middle of nowhere in Maine? I'm asking you to come to a cosmopolitan city that's got, you know, a lot of street crime, homeless people and drug addicts that will cost you, but there is valet parking.
20:58>> June 19th, the ticket leak, is it up?
21:01The ticket leak is up.
21:03>> In your face, door.
21:05>> There's only a hundred tickets, so those tickets are going to go fast. It's at a new place called the Spotlight Lounge.
21:13Actually, it's a Spotlight Theater. It is beautiful.
21:17And so, there will be a there will be a celebrity panel. Will Tucker Carlson be on it? Will Candace Owens be on it? Will Theo Vaughn be on it?
21:28>> Will George Clooney be on? George Clooney who lives right up the street.
21:32Will he be out? How about >> I'll be there with bells on, baby.
21:37>> Throw some raw fish on the ground. I'll eat it up.
21:43>> Will William Bill Shat Shatner be on it?
21:47Who Who know? Who knows?
21:49>> Just tell me where and when.
21:54>> June 19th.
21:55>> Time and place.
21:57June 19th, 7:30 p.m. The Spotlight Theater V Spotlight Cabaret. I like that. Got more of a rat packing feel.
22:08>> How many names place have >> these people? Will Jerry Seinfeld be on there?
22:16>> Who are these spotlights?
22:19>> Will Jerry Seinfeld be there? No.
22:22>> No.
22:23>> Oh, Starlight. It's the Starlight. Did I say spotlight? It's the Starlight Theater. It's a brand new theater.
22:30It's a cabaret.
22:36>> It's the Starlight Cabaret. Beautiful room.
22:39>> It's a speak easy. It changes its name every night. Still you can find it.
22:43>> It used to be a speak easy. That's the real >> I Oh, I love it.
22:48>> When When you walk in Anyway, I I don't tell. But they used to have uh the office in the basement and so when the doors opened they had a little bitty peekaboo and they could see if it was cops boots or not and then they would tell everybody upstairs, hey, cops are here and yep.
23:08All right. Uh let's I guess let's get to it. Uh who will be who will be on the panel? That's the question. Celebrity panel. Will I announce the celebrity panel? I might. I might not.
23:20Who will be on that panel?
23:23Doug Benson, who doesn't know anything about politics. Hey, maybe we'll get Zack Galifanaki.
23:34I'll be set I'll be maybe maybe we'll get Sarah Silverman on.
23:38>> Oi, I I don't want any trouble.
23:41>> Maybe maybe not because, you know, she doesn't want any trouble. She really doesn't.
23:48Um, we'll see who we could get. Maybe we'll get Maybe we'll get Louis Se to come in and jerk off in front of people.
23:58>> Hey, I'm literally willing to do that.
24:04>> You won't even have to pay me.
24:07I'll just show up and jerk off, right?
24:19I mean, if Candace Owens is there, that'll only help matters.
24:23>> Oh, we'll see. I will. I'm reaching out to everybody. We're going to We're I'm really making a big push. We're going to We're This is it. 2026 is the year I bring people together in hate and uh hate for the for the Zionist takeover of our government and our media.
24:45And uh, of course they don't run Hollywood or the banks. That's the Arabs. Everybody knows that. Come on.
24:51That would be anti-eptic if I said that.
24:55Uh, again, I don't know how that's an insult to tell to say that uh, Jewish people do very well.
25:02Um, anyway, come see me in Atlanta this weekend. My one and only time I'll ever be in Atlanta. I'm never going back to Atlanta, ever.
25:12Um, this is it.
25:15This is it. So, it's this Saturday in Atlanta and you come see people uh they all I'm going to say is every show that I've done in the last I don't know couple of months. Everybody gets to their feet because you got to come see my closer. I have two new closers. Well, then Jimmy, you can't they both can't be closers. One is the penultimate closer and one is the ultimate closer.
25:42Penultimate means the one right before the last one, >> right?
25:46>> That's right. I know that.
25:48>> That's one of my favorite fancy words.
25:50>> Okay. Me, too. I like saying penultimate.
25:54Uh I used to say atypical and then I realized I didn't know what it meant.
26:01I thought it meant typical.
26:04>> Oh, >> now it doesn't means the opposite.
26:06Atypical means that it's singular.
26:10un untypical. Why did they just say untypical?
26:14>> Very amoral of them to do that.
26:16>> Very very much. You know, it's like when people say, "Oh, you're disheveled." But no one ever says they're shoveled, >> right? Oh, you look very shoveled.
26:24>> Thank you.
26:25>> Thank you, says Thomas Massie. Thank you.
26:30>> Uh, hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?
26:35>> Hey, uh, hey, what's up, Jimmy? This is J. D. Vance, the vice president of American presidents. God save the king.
26:44>> Okay.
26:46>> Sorry, that was awkward. My bad. That was a weird way of saying who I was.
26:51Let's try that again.
26:53Hello, Jimmy. This is Vice President J.
26:56D. Van.
26:56>> Hello, Mr. Vice President.
27:00>> Now we're cooking with Greece.
27:03>> No, indeed we are. Why the confusion?
27:07>> Well, Jimmy, sometimes things get thrown out of whack when the people who really run things show up and remind us who's boss.
27:14>> Uhhuh.
27:14>> And when that happens, we reminded that titles like vice president are purely a massive joke.
27:20>> Yeah.
27:20>> Like, think about it. Vice president. Like, what?
27:30>> The penultimate president.
27:34>> Okay. Who who showed up to remind you of this? Who was it?
27:38>> The runners. The in charge people.
27:41>> Okay. Who are we talking about exactly?
27:44I think I know, but tell me again.
27:46>> We cannot say their names because their names are beyond saying.
27:51>> Okay. Uh well, what what what did they do when they showed up?
27:59Oh Jimmy, they ensured the most wondrous election results in Kentucky and elsewhere.
28:04>> Okay.
28:05>> Most wondrous indeed. Pre praise be unto them.
28:09>> Them who?
28:11>> Them who saw to it that Thomas Massie and others who defied the powers would be defeated >> and would be defeated by the Trump loyalists >> and those who supported the them.
28:22>> The them are they >> I'm at an airport and I cannot say much more than this. Suffice it to say that there is an elite that is above the dulyeleed officials of this nation and they are the them.
28:34>> You're you're talking about the deep state.
28:37>> Oh, give me a break. The deep state.
28:40What are you talking about, you maniac?
28:43Deep state. Where have you been getting your analysis? Reddit. No, Jimmy. I'm not talking about the quote unquote deep state. I'm simply talking about the unelected international stratum of wealthy and powerful individuals who actually dictate how world affairs are governed and conducted state.
29:02>> Oh, them.
29:05>> Yes, the them. Now you get it.
29:08>> And do the them have a a leader?
29:12>> Well, in a sense, but he's too powerful to even hold on, Mr. Vice President. I'm getting another call. Hey, this is the Jimmy Door Show. Who's this?
29:22Hello. Hello there.
29:25How's everything going?
29:28Oh, hello sir. Everything is well.
29:30Everything is very well. Thank you for asking. It is our honor that you're asking. If they if I may have the privilege of saying so.
29:38>> Is this >> Dr. Jackekal, Mr. Hyde, Joey Butterfuko.
29:45Yes, it's whoever you want it to be. J D, is everything taken care of? Oh, yes, sir. Mr. Massie will never see the holes of Congress again. Are we sure about that? Oh, absolutely, sir. Because if troublemakers like Massie continue to infiltrate Congress, not only will I be upset, but the people I work for will be very upset. Do you understand, JD? Do you understand what I mean? Sometimes I don't think you really understand when I'm talking to you. The people you work the pe you mean Mitch and Murray. No, no, no, no.
30:25>> Above Mitch and Murray. Oh my dear God.
30:29>> I I'm I'm sorry, but Jeffrey Epstein, are aren't you dead?
30:35>> Yeah, sure. I'm a ghost on the phone cuz I hung myself in jail. Or or was I murdered? Which is it? Gives your goyam something to argue about. Gives meaning to your worthless lives. Yeah, I'm calling from the afterlife. You want to talk to Elvis?
30:54>> Well, where are you then?
30:57>> Well, let's just say last night I was able to catch Kevin Spacy's latest cabaret act. Oh, how was that? I've heard good things.
31:09>> I've seen better. I've seen worse. So, you just got away with it. You You just got away with everything.
31:18>> Not really. Not really.
31:21There's a lot of my assets I simply don't have access to. And we are working on that for you, sir. Around the clock.
31:29Thank you, JD. I appreciate that. Look, I have to go. It's been a pleasure chatting with you, gentlemen. JD, remember what we expect from you and Donnie, okay? Don't forget that. I need to run now. I have some uh visitors, I guess you call them. Yeah, you could call them that. Oh my. Oh my.
31:55Goodbye, sir. Oh, wow. Jimmy, what a great man. So honored to be a part of a government that has subverted the entire justice system to protect him and his cronies. Put that on my tombstone.
32:07Uh any anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Jimmy. There's no such thing as the deep state.
32:13>> Ah, there's no such thing as the deep state. Well, we just got a call from Jeffrey Epstein from Israel.
32:21>> He didn't call himself Jeffrey Epstein.
32:24I just called him sir. Only you called him Jeffrey Epstein. Your producer put up the picture of Jeffrey Epstein. We call that plausible deniability. You see how this works?
32:36>> Yeah, I do actually. So, so great to get a glimpse into the horrifying reality of how power actually works in this country. Look, got to go, Mr. Vice President. I have got a show to do where we expose all this BS so people can know what is really going on. Hopefully someday you'll all be sent to the HEG. Bye-bye.
32:59>> Okay. Bye-bye. Have a great show, buddy.
33:05>> That was a great call.
33:07Wow.
33:09>> I seen better. I've seen worse.
33:12>> Yeah. Maybe he'll be around for other ones, you know.
33:15>> You know, >> maybe, maybe not. Who knows? Yeah.
33:22>> Was I murdered?
33:24>> Way. Nothing to worry about.
33:25>> Did I hang myself? Something for the Goyam to argue with each other about.
33:31Okay. All right. Here we go. Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?
33:36Jim Jim Jimmy Francine is Harrison Ford.
33:42>> Oh, hey friend of the show Harrison Ford. What a pleasure to hear from you.
33:46What can I tell? What can you tell us, Harrison?
33:50>> Social justice. Mass extinction.
33:54>> I'm sorry. What?
33:56>> Mass justice. Social extinction.
33:58>> Okay. I'm sorry. I'm a little bit lost here.
34:02>> My apologies, man. I'm out of my mind, dude. For real.
34:06I have no idea what I'm talking about. I just gave a commencement address to students of a real university. High out of my mind.
34:15>> You You gave a real commencement address to a real graduating class from a real university? What were they thinking?
34:24>> Arizona State.
34:25>> Oh, okay. Okay. Got it. Never mind.
34:31Still though, I was so high that obviously Jimmy, I believe weed should be legal, of course, for everyone as a human right. To be as high as I was though, delivering that address, that shouldn't be legal. You should go to jail for that. Just being that high, not even talking to anyone.
34:51>> Right. Right. I hear you. You should just go to jail for being as high as I was, let alone for being as high as I was and conveying any manner of advice or guidance to young people.
35:02>> Okay. Yeah, I get it. What did you say?
35:06>> Who knows?
35:07>> You don't remember anything at all?
35:09>> Yeah, I know I do. I just wish I didn't.
35:12>> Oh, >> it was about the environment and being good stewards of the earth.
35:17>> Well, that's not a terrible message.
35:20>> Yeah, but the whole speech was about that. What was I thinking?
35:30>> Yeah, perhaps a little heavy-handed there, huh, >> Jimmy? As you well know, there are many different kinds of stoners.
35:36>> Yep.
35:36>> There's the introspective philosopher.
35:39There's Giggles McGee who thinks everything is funny.
35:41>> Yep.
35:42>> And then there's my type, the absolute bummer outer.
35:47Mount THC makes me a world class Debbie Downer. And that's what I did to those poor kids.
35:53>> Right. Okay.
35:55>> These kids are about to set out on their life's journey full of hope and also probably thinking about the insane partying they're about to do tonight.
36:03And here comes Father Time rambling on about the imminent collapse of the Earth's ability to feed its population.
36:09>> Kind of a bummer.
36:11>> A major bummer. Bummer to the max, man.
36:15And then I talked about indigenous people being murdered.
36:18>> What? I know. I know.
36:22>> Was Was that Was that even related?
36:25>> I mean, maybe tangentially in the boomer liberal mind, indigenous people, you know, like tribal people with spears are part of the environment. They have a mystical relationship to it that we think is neat when we smoke weed.
36:40>> Interesting. Is this interesting?
36:42>> Not really.
36:44>> Not really. So imagine you're a grad sitting there thinking, "Hey, maybe if Jenny Larson and I have enough tequila sunrises tonight at Greg's party, we can finally do the deed." Then my ass is up there and indigenous land is being murdered so that agave plants can be grown so you can have your little tequila fueled sex party, you monsters.
37:05>> Ouch.
37:07>> Yeah, boner killer.
37:08>> Yeah.
37:08>> Social justice, mass extinction.
37:11Congrats on all your hard work, grads.
37:14Do you think you'll ever give another commencement address?
37:18>> Actually, yeah, it was pretty fun.
37:20>> Even after you regret the speech you gave at ASU?
37:25>> I mean, that's their problem, not mine.
37:27I'd do it all over again.
37:29>> Would you try to be inspirational next time?
37:32>> No.
37:34>> All right, then. All right, we got to move on, Harrison. But any parting words?
37:39>> We're all going to die alone.
37:45All right, then. Well, thanks for calling and talk to you soon.
37:49>> Go yourself.
37:54>> Alrighty. Fantastic.
37:57Nice going. Nice going.
37:59>> There he is. HF.
38:02>> HF. Harrison Ford. Boy, it'd be sad when he dies.
38:06>> No, don't say it.
38:08>> How old is he?
38:11Is he even 80 yet? I don't think he's he's not even 80, right? You know, >> I think he's 80.
38:16>> Bill Shatner is like 93 or four or something like that. He's really >> And I'm going strong.
38:22>> Yeah, >> but I'm still going strong.
38:25>> Reverse two words.
38:26>> Yeah.
38:27>> Came out not sounding like him.
38:30>> Jimmy, I went to space on the earth >> from a spaceship.
38:37Changed my life.
38:39>> I know. I know. And Jeff Bezos didn't want any of it.
38:43>> He wanted none of it. That's fine with me. I'll take all of it.
38:48Seeing the majesty of our home from that distance.
38:51>> The majesty.
38:52>> Nothing like it.
38:54>> So I I Okay. All right. You know, Bill, I we live down the street from each other. You know, uh lately, uh Venus and Jupiter have been very close to the moon, and it's been clear skies. And every night I walk my dog, I see Venus and I see Jupiter as bright as day almost.
39:12>> Can you see Uranus?
39:14>> Oh boy.
39:15>> You walk right in that one.
39:16>> Yeah. Uh, I could except my back hurts.
39:20>> I thought you were setting me up for a joke.
39:26>> Can you see?
39:26>> I thought it was a layup.
39:28>> I can't see your be 90 years old, but I still the sense of humor as a 15-year-old.
39:32>> Yes, I know. I mean, I c I can't see >> how you stay young, Jimmy.
39:36>> I can't see your anus, but I can certainly see your penis if you know what I'm talking about. Come on.
39:40>> I know exactly what you're talking about, my friend.
39:45>> All right, Mike McCrae.
39:47>> Trust me, I know.
39:48>> What? Where can people go see you?
39:52>> Uh oh, you mean me? Hey, uh hey, if you live in the Austin area, I will be at the Velvita Room this Saturday. me and a bunch of other funny comics at 8:00 PM.
40:01That's the Velvita Room downtown on Sixth Street. Go to the velvar room.com for tickets or just show up.
40:07>> Or just show up. All right. All right.
40:09Mikey Mike McCrae, ladies and gentlemen, great to talk to you, buddy.
40:13>> Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy Door, >> they know that though. They know who you are.
40:19>> I They do. They're watching the Jimmy Door Show, which is in the uh upper Did you know our show is in the 0.1 percent top percentile of shows on on YouTube?
40:29Did you know that?
40:31>> No, I didn't. Holy >> Holy. I asked Grock. I said, "Grock, the Jimmy Door Show, is it a top tier show, it's Grock told me, not only top tier, it's in the 0.1% of shows with over a billion views and almost two million subscribers, but if you add in Rumble, it's well over two million subscribers."
40:49Hell yeah, Grock.
40:51>> 1%. We're We are We're not We're not the 1%. We're the 0.1%. We are We are an elite.
40:57>> Oh, that's elite. You're one of the elites.
40:59>> We're an elite show. So, I hope everybody watching appreciates how elite this is.
41:05>> They're elites. Your viewers are elites.
41:07>> We're all elites.
41:09Okay. All right, Mikey. Uh Steph, you got something to read? Should we take All right. Over to Steph.
41:16>> All right. Thank you, Mr. McCrae. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, >> stand by. Move that mic away from your mouth, Mr. Door, pretty please.
41:26>> All right, here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Wow.
41:32>> I believe this these were a couple that just appeared today that were from yesterday. I believe Amazon and large employers get state subsidies for new worker training. Another reason to encourage existing workers to leave. P.
41:43Walker. China made illegal to replace workers with AI, didn't they? Isn't that interesting, Jimmy? We should look into that.
41:52>> When I say we, I mean, all right, you can put camera for beside me, pretty please. I Okay, let's see here. Amazon isn't innovative. It just won the format war like VHS over beta.
42:06This service was bound to exist. He did enough. He did good enough job to beat the competition along with corporate socialism.
42:16Kim Iverson raided the stream. Hey Kimmy, we love you. Candace is interviewing Hunter Biden right now. Yeah, did you see the promo for that sandwich chaser?
42:26Jimmy, I think Conan wants you to keep roasting him. Did you see his tweet about Co Bear today? Yikes. Joy Black Club for growth functions similarly to Apac saying Massie lost because of Israel isn't true. You have fallen for political theater angry pearl.
42:45Interesting. I think you come back later. Angry Pearl. Oh, here you are.
42:50Jimmy, you're reporting on Thomas Massie is lacking. Massing is funded for by by Club for Growth, which in turn is funded by Jeffrey Yas, a Zionist and supporter of the Greater Israel Project. Angry Pearl, thank you for the >> Well, that don't make no sense. So, I got to double check on that.
43:10>> All right. Thank you, J.
43:11>> That don't make no sense.
43:12>> Not fair, Jimmy. I was hounding you for you for you on X to do a panel show in Connecticut. Suddenly you're talking panel show for the first time in years, but for the opposite side of the country. I'm crying. Wow. Sandra, >> you take It costs too much money.
43:26>> Oh my god. Can you imagine? Well, we did that. We did that. We did.
43:29>> We went was that Chicago.
43:32It cost $50,000 to get the crew out there, fly them out, put them up, pay them, rent the theater, the whole thing. It's called 50 grand.
43:42>> That That's That's sort of basic. 50.
43:44Yeah.
43:45>> It's a little too much money. So now we're doing it at the uh Starlight Cabaret and uh and so nobody has to travel, nobody has to do anything.
43:57>> They just have to drive.
43:58>> They just have to show up. Maybe we'll get Will Alex Jones be on the panel?
44:03>> Give me Jenny.
44:06>> Will he will Alex Jones be on the panel?
44:08I don't know.
44:10Going to have a lot of celebrity panelists. That's June 17th. That's a Friday. Ticket link is up already at jimmy.com.
44:18Only a 100 tickets going fast.
44:22Spotlight. Is it Spotlight? Starlight.
44:26Starlight Cabaret.
44:27>> It's the 17th or the 19th.
44:29>> The 19th.
44:30>> Yeah. Isn't it the 19th? Cuz the >> Yeah, I meant the 19th.
44:33>> Okay. You're really >> It's It's a Friday. June 17th. That's my sister's birthday.
44:38>> Okay. So, it's June 19th. Say it a couple times.
44:42>> June 19th.
44:42>> June 19th.
44:44Friday, June 19th, 7:30. Friday, June 19th, 7:30. Right on Sushi Row on Ventura Boulevard at the Starlight Lounge Cabaret.
44:55>> Okay, here we go. Angry pro. Only poorly educated and propagandized people propagandized people hate China for the sake of hating it. China is a nuanced topic. Meanwhile, the US is the world's terrorist. Angry pearl.
45:12Since 1776, 220 through 230 of the US existence has been terrorizing the world. About 88 to 92% of the US history has involved some form of armed conflict or coercive foreign intervention. Go us.
45:33Candace, Theo Tucker, and Sam Tripoli would be a Mount Crushmore panel. Also, Jimmy, what kind of shirt is that?
45:40>> Who else? Who? Candace.
45:42>> Candace, Theo Tucker, Sam Tripoli would be a Mount Crushmore panel. Also, Jimmy, what kind of shirt is that? PS. Please come back to Virginia Beach. We will be back. Raul, I don't know. He's He's not going to tell me about his shirt quite yet, but we'll find out.
46:00>> What kind of shirt is that?
46:01>> What kind of shirt is this? It's linen.
46:04You know, I love I wore linen.
46:06>> I didn't know it was linen. It's linen.
46:08I like linen shirts. That's mostly what I wear is linen mostly.
46:12>> Okay.
46:12>> I do other wear I wear cotton.
46:14>> Oh yes. I've seen you in a cotton >> or linen. I don't think I wear anything else. Cotton or linen?
46:23>> Yep. That's it. Cotton or linen? Any more?
46:28>> Uh yes. You know Sandra's back. She wants you to see if you make the panel show a live stream or or live or replay for members. I don't think it's going to be a live stream. It's the first time that we're in that space.
46:40>> Yeah.
46:40>> So, it's not gonna it's a heavy lift for live stream. So, we've got to we've got to gingerely introduce oursel to this new space. Um but yes, I'm sure live streams will happen in the future. If not, um I'm sure segments of this uh you know, as as you know, the clips are uh loaded onto YouTube and Rumble after the show. Sandra, Mr. James, were you were you exposed to postgrunge art scene of the early 90s with bands like Sonic Youth, Lizfair, etc. Many of which met at your alma mater, Colombia. No kidding. Yeah. Remy Jim Jim wants to know.
47:16>> They No, my alma mater is Columbia College, not Columbia University. Now, I used to just tell people when they asked me where'd you go to college, I said Columbia, just because I knew they would think the wrong one.
47:28But uh ah I don't need to do that anymore. So I tell people Columbia College even though Columbia College does not want to claim me. Neither the St. Lawrence High School where I went to high school in in Burbank uh Illinois which is a suburb of Chicago. Uh they don't nobody wants to claim me. I'm too I'm too radical. Makes me feel good.
47:47Kind of like Michael Paree.
47:50I'm I'm just like him >> except I only wrote one book. Oh, >> he wrote a bunch of books.
47:58>> Those books. Uh, Mountain Star Studio.
48:01Anti- disestablishmentarianism.
48:06Anti-isestablishmentarianism.
48:09Thank you. Mountain Star Studio.
48:11>> Anti-isestablishmentarianism.
48:14>> Jimmy, >> the longest word in the English language. Did you know that, Chris?
48:17Anti-isestablishmentarian.
48:19I don't know how to say it.
48:20>> I know. Here we go. Jimmy, this is a question for you.
48:22>> Okay. You feel the same way about Anna as you do with Jake now. You should invite her in on in person so you could comment on her new skirt. Story block.
48:34I I think you're being silly. Oh. Uh I think you you and you should.
48:39>> She has not. So here's how it works.
48:40Come to me. Here's how it works. when my haters show up in my dreams, which is a gift from the divine God.
48:51And if you think that's funny, uh, you don't know nothing.
48:55But, um, so yes, so the collective unconscious, the self with the capital S, the divine, Jesus, not Jesus, but God, uh, gives you your dreams.
49:09And, uh, where else do they come from?
49:11You don't think you're not thinking them and they're all filled with symbolism, right? Because that's how the psyche talks to itself in symbols.
49:23And so Jenkuger has showed up in my dreams many times. And every time it's a revelation of how the universe actually works.
49:34And so it it feels like we're uh if you ever acted in a play after the play's over, everybody kind of hangs out waiting to go have a cocktail as the other people get dressed into their normal clothes. They get out of their stage costumes and they get into their regular clothes and there's, you know, that happens. Not everybody gets dressed at the same time. So me and Jake are like hanging out and I realize that we're just actors in a play. And every time you come back into this uh consciousness as a and you take on a physical form, you are playing a different role. Sometimes you're the sometimes you're the the vicer,
50:09sometimes you're you're you're the congregant, sometimes you're the the the sometimes you're the criminal, sometimes you're the cop. You play all different roles. And I realize that. And so I have good feelings towards Jenk in my dreams.
50:25like we used to have together before everything went south. And um and when I wake up, it carries over. So when I wake up, I have this good feeling and it doesn't go away. And that happens with a lot of my haters. Not all of them. They haven't shown up yet in my dreams, but lots of them have. I would say at least 10 at least 10 haters have showed up in my dream. And uh we get along swimmingly. I have lots of good feelings and then when I wake up it carries over.
51:02Oh, back over to Steph.
51:04Okay. Thank you so much. I had recently had a dream that a canoe and unexpected Michelle Obama was in the canoe with me.
51:18My talk about a nightmare, huh? Who's with me? All right, let's see here.
51:27All right, I got I think maybe two more.
51:30Think data centers on Earth are bad?
51:33Check out what's going on above our heads on Anton Petro's channel. What a math space act is conducting a giant chemical experiment on our atmosphere.
51:44Oh. Oh, that's depressing, Natalie.
51:51All right. Uh, Jimmy, that's it, sir.
51:54Let me see if I've got any more. Let me look. Let me look. Are you coming to Atlanta? Oh, wait.
52:01>> One and only time I'm ever coming to Atlanta.
52:03>> One and only time. Jimmy said so. You heard it here.
52:06>> The one and only time.
52:07>> Okay, I do have some more. Let's see here. Candace, do my show. No, but Mike will jack it in front of you. Will he do it includes voice? What? Bar, that took a turn. Anti- deestablishmentarianism.
52:21Mountain Star. Mr. James, were you exposed? Oh, I read that one. Okay.
52:27Norton Mezin Mezvinski, whose brother's son Mark married Chelsea Clinton, has YouTube video talking at Jewish people and supremacy. He says, "Israel is filled with Russians from World War II who are Christians." Savage of Aquarius.
52:43Thank you for that one, Savage.
52:45Alrighty, back to Mr. Jim. All right, Kurt Mexican is here and he's and he's battling insects in Austin.
52:55>> Oh my god, they they they have bugs like crabs here. Like the size of crabs.
52:59Ocean crabs.
53:00>> Really?
53:01>> Well, what's annoying now is fruit flies are they're like everywhere here. I don't I I've never seen this. Like these little, you know, little >> Yeah, fruit flies. I know.
53:10>> They are all over the place. Like I mean all over wherever wherever you go. And then the uh plague of crickets is coming soon. Those ones that jump and hit you in the neck like a bullet. Yeah, >> I call them JFK crickets.
53:22>> Those are called locust. No, >> maybe they're like these brown crickets that will launch into you walking over in the club and Jenna got hit with one like uh she was being assassinated.
53:35>> Tucker Carlson had an interview, Kurt, I don't know if you know this, with an Israeli reporter journalist on TV in Israel.
53:44>> Okay. Tucker just gave a master class in the den of Zionist Hosbra. The anchor the He used every Zionist talking point, anti-semitism, self-defense, even protocols of the elders of Zion, and Tucker calmly dismantled it all.
54:03So, let's watch a little bit. I got a couple clips in the in the chamber. Let's listen.
54:11>> So, Israel is the most violent state in the world, even more than Iran. Yeah.
54:15>> Are you serious?
54:16>> No country, and I say this with sadness, but no country has boasted more about killing its political opponents than Israel, of course, about its assassination programs. The prime minister of Israel gave a golden pager to the president of the United States. I was there. Um, and that golden pager represented the pagers that Hezbollah leaders uh were killed by. Sure. I mean, so yes, Israel brags about assassinating people, and of course it does assassinate people. Many countries assassinate people, but Israel um makes a public relations campaign out of boasting about killing its opponents. So yeah, by definition,
54:49>> these people that were killed are the terrorist ofah that had a plan to eliminate Israel. In fact, when you said you're against the war in Iran, Iran is the creator of the fire ring around Israel through Hamas and trying to eliminate Israel. So don't you think that Israel has the right of self-defense which is one of the major pillar of interest of national security in Israel and also in the United States?
55:14>> Of course I think Israel has the right of self-defense. I >> said about the pager like a golden pager something that is wrong. Isn't it the fact that you when you're fighting your enemies you need to kill them first?
55:24Sometimes >> there may be circumstances where you can justify killing someone preemptively.
55:30And just to restate, Israel, like the United States, like Bundi, like France, like every nation, like every person has the right of self-defense. That's an inherent right. So I would I've never questioned that. I support it. The question that I think is worth discussing is what does that mean?
55:44Killing innocents is never acceptable.
55:46Period. Under any circumstances by any person or any nation. It's immoral. It's the thing that separates the civilized from the barbarous. And if you wind up killing people >> like October 7, right?
55:57>> None of this is a defense of of Israel's enemies. Of course not.
56:01>> It's a blanket universal principle. Of course it's not.
56:04>> It sounds like you are.
56:05>> No, it's a universal principle that applies to every person and every nation. Now, that is not an attack on Israel. Israel has to, in order to remain considered a civilized nation, abide by the same universal principles everybody else does. If Hamas does something that's bad, it's bad. That does not justify Israel doing that same bad thing or the United States doing that same bad thing or anybody doing that same bad thing. So the principle remains the same. You can't kill people who did nothing wrong.
56:28>> It's not just bad.
56:30>> No, we I'm going back to October 7th.
56:32This was a message that was attack on Israel about innocent about women raping women. Uh >> okay. So again, he's just lying. There was no >> there was no SCX assaults. That was all made up. So that of course you there's a Zionist cannot debate without lies.
56:50That's all they have because they don't have any because they they are immoral.
56:55They're genociders. They're the terrorists. And so when they debate you, they have to use lies. And that's what that was more of. And he's just confessing that they do everything bad everything bad that there is that you could do because they have the right to defend themselves from other people defending themselves from Israel.
57:18Considering all the orchestra, Just consider all the orchestrated walls wars of the 20th century. Just JFK, RFK, 911, America's the most attacked nation in the world.
57:29Anyway, let's get back. You want to say something, Kurt?
57:32>> Whenever you debate somebody with this, especially Israeli, what they always end up falling back on is game theory for some reason. Like, would you know game theory? Because somehow that justifies this. I swear to God, every single time.
57:46Is that what Brent Weinstein said to you?
57:48>> Um, oh, he mentioned it, but it wasn't in relation to that, but like I can think of three times off the top of my head. Uh, oh, one guy wanted to be on here, a guy know who I'm friendly with, Avi uh something comic, and he goes, "Well, do you understand Game Theory?"
58:02It was the day we covered the story where they were eating food in front of those starving kids to make them to torture them.
58:08>> Remember that?
58:08>> Y I And it turns out there's there's like 40 more videos like that. So, I was kind of upset about it. I'd never say anything like that cuz it's pretty dark.
58:16And he goes, "Well, you game theory."
58:18And I was like, "You should go into a wood chipper if you study game theory."
58:20That's how I feel about game theorists.
58:22How about having a moral compass?
58:24>> Is that a not a Lieberman?
58:27>> Wait a minute.
58:28>> Okay. I know Avi Lieberman.
58:30>> Yeah, I like him. But I'm just saying all these people think game theory is like a moral justification because like you did some nerd math that say you should go blow up kids. Go really yourself.
58:39>> Okay, here we go. infants, take them to the tunnels for long months inside Gaza.
58:45Do you imagine what the United States would have done to an enemy that would have attacked the United States and do the same in the same magnitude?
58:53>> Do you think that the United States would act differently?
58:56>> Well, I don't I don't need to imagine because we had 911 where many innocents were killed and in response the United States killed some of the perpetrators and also many innocents. And so we we've done that. It is never allowable period for any person to kill an innocent. You can't kill a child. The child did nothing wrong. And civilized people understand that. That's what civilized people are. That's the definition of a civilized country. A country.
59:19>> Thank you. But it seems like right.
59:21>> But it seems like when you speak about Israel as the most violent state in the world, you forget to mention that it is the most attacked state in the world from so many enemies.
59:32No, like any other country in the world.
59:34So if you don't put this equation together, it seems like we are doing it for fun or that we lost our morality.
59:40This is self-defense.
59:41>> Well, Israel has definitely lost its morality. There's no question about that. Of course, I do think and I would always say because it's true that Israel has many enemies, many of whom have committed atrocities against innocent Israelis. Blowing up people in cafes in Tel Aviv is every bit as immoral as killing any other innocent in any other country in any other time. It's all wrong. The reason that I have caused to comment on this and to say that it's wrong is that I'm paying for it. There's no reason the United States should be sending any money at all to Israel and particularly not to its military. Israel
60:09has neighbors that >> even if if the price will be the annihilation of Israel.
60:12>> Yeah.
60:12>> This is not your problem.
60:13>> I don't want to be clear.
60:15>> This is the morality that you're preaching for.
60:18>> Well, let me tell you what I do think.
60:20>> Okay.
60:20>> Which is I don't want Israel to be destroyed. I don't want any Israeli to be harmed. I personally have always liked Israel. Not that that's relevant, but I I have. So, it's not I don't want is anyone to be hurt in Israel. I just don't understand why the United States has an obligation to pay for any of this, to send the weapons for it, to lend its moral authority to Israel, to lend its diplomatic cover to Israel, to lend its air force and its navy and its military to Israel. I don't understand where does this obligation come from.
60:44And no one will answer that question.
60:45And instead, they say, "Well, you're an anti-semite." Well, I'm not an anti-semite.
60:48>> And that's not an answer. What is what is the answer? And I've never received one. And I know now because of this war that America's relationship with Israel, while it may be based on good intentions, is hurting the United States very badly. Very badly. We can't afford it. And our standing in the world has declined and we're implicated in some of the many crimes Israel has committed.
61:06Why?
61:07>> I have some thoughts about it, but but I have but I have a question. You know, you accuse Nathaniel >> of dragging Trump into an unnecessary war with Iran. So, let's think about what it actually mean. Do you really think that a foreign leader can pull the president of the United States into a war he didn't want? And what does it tell us about Trump? Is he really that weak?
61:29>> Well, I don't think that that could happen. I saw it happen. I was there.
61:32And so that happened. So the question >> I just love that weak.
61:38>> He he thought he had him cornered. He goes, "You really think go I don't have to think that happened. It happened. I saw it happen."
61:45>> Go blackmail stupid. Did you forgot about the star of Epstein on your flag?
61:50>> is why. And I I just want to be clear and I saw it happen. I was there and so that happened. So the question is why? And I I just want to be clear. I don't primarily blame the Israeli prime minister who I think is wrong. I think he's gravely hurt Israel. I think he's leading Israel toward destruction. I think he's a very bad leader and a very unwise leader. However, I also believe that Prime Minister Netanyahu is acting in what he thinks is his nation's best interest. So, I give him credit for that and always have. I don't blame him primarily. I blame Donald Trump for folding under the pressure from Benjamin
62:23Netanyahu and his many allies in the United States, donors to Donald Trump, people in the media class here were effectively working on behalf of the Israeli government. And Donald Trump, whose decision it was, caved under that pressure. But on February 28th, the United States followed Israel into this war. And the Secretary of State of the United States said, "We had no choice."
62:41They chose the time. The Israeli prime minister decided when this started.
62:43Well, that's the definition of control.
62:45He had control of this war. And so my question is, why did Donald Trump allow a nation of 9 million people to pull the United States, a nation of 350 million people into a war that will change its future? And this is bad for the United States. And I can't answer that question. You can't answer. I >> I don't have an answer.
63:00>> What you're implying that Donald Trump is so weak that the foreign leader can drag him into a war he doesn't want.
63:05Well, I'm not. First of all, I never hesitated and maybe afraid to say clearly that Donald Trump is weak.
63:12>> Let me say two things. For one, of course, I'm not afraid or I wouldn't be doing this interview or talking about this at all.
63:18>> He just Thanks for watching our YouTube channel. Okay, go ahead.
63:22>> It's so Guido-ish how they are. Oh, you saying he's weak? Like that idiot thinks he really nailed Tucker by like, "Oh, you you just said Donald Trump is weak about your own president."
63:33Like, yeah, no, he's weak. He's a cannibal pedophile. How about that, you dumb mother?
63:38>> Does this does this Israeli uh reporter does does he give uh mileage points for the guilt trips he's trying to use on Tucker? Cuz those are those are guilt voyages, guilt journeys.
63:50Those aren't even. So, let's keep going.
63:52Here we go. I mean, he just said it. He He just said Donald Trump was weak and that he followed him into Do you think he's weak? He just said it.
64:02I don't >> I think he's a punk of your president.
64:05You come back. What are you talking about?
64:09>> So there's more.
64:13>> What happened? No, but that >> United States would caving to Iran terror regime that controls now also the hormones. Uh >> I I love that Tucker doesn't let him get away with this >> calling is Iran a terror regime. Watch this. This is great. at that >> United States would cave in to Iran terror regime that controls now also the hormones uh pathway and the terror ring that it created in the Middle East maybe it would be even worse for any citizens in the world not only in Israel but also in the United States and this is exactly what Donald Trump said he said that United States would have been in danger
64:53so you don't believe Donald Trump >> I don't believe Donald Trump and I also think as an Israeli you should pause before using the phrase is terror regime. Since you live in a country that just murdered thousands of children in Gaza, we should all pull back a little bit on the wow.
65:10>> So, so this is going out on Israeli television. That's the beauty of this.
65:16>> He's going on an Israeli hit list for that for that little remark.
65:19>> That's the beauty.
65:21>> We stand for you >> with beauty.
65:24>> Israel's going to try to kill him like it's a small helpless child. Like he's a small helpless child. Oh, come on.
65:30And you know what the comedians say in America over this stuff?
65:35Oh, come on.
65:37>> O, I I don't want any trouble.
65:40>> Okay, rhetoric.
65:42I want to hear that again.
65:45Should pause before using the phrase terror regime since you live in a country that just murdered thousands of children in Gaza. We should all pull back a little bit on the rhetoric like that. I'm not defending Iran, but I'm just I'm just saying it's a little it's a little hard to hear that from Israel. The government of Iran's behavior is in some cases disgusting to me and immoral, but the behavior of the Israeli government in Gaza is disgusting and immoral. And of course, Israel is not a democracy in any sense. There are millions of people who live under Israeli control who cannot vote.
66:15>> All right. Uh again, like >> no constitution. They got no I said Sarah Weinstein, they got no constitution. And even an Arab has a constitution in their country, but Israel does it. They're not a democracy.
66:26They're a theocracy. And you know what he said to me?
66:31It's more of a ethnocracy. That's not better.
66:33>> That reporter needs to take the his research team out to the water and treat him like a like a flotilla, if you know what I'm talking about. Because they committed the worst act of terrorism to Israel. They made him look like what he actually is, a full demonic piece of garbage.
66:50I think he this reporter used to look to the best Jew there ever was. Jesus Christ.
66:55>> Jesus Christ.
66:58>> I used to do a joke about that. Uh >> you know they say that the you know the the Jews say they're waiting for the savior to come.
67:07>> He came.
67:08>> He was Jewish and they still didn't accept him. You know I'm from Chicago.
67:13We were waiting for the greatest basketball player to come. He came. He was Michael Jordan and we embraced him.
67:24Who shall I sell from this team?
67:27>> So here is heretses on Israel, Gaza, Palestine. Big mouth Tucker Carlson spoke nothing but truth.
67:35This is in their Jewish newspaper. There it is.
67:39>> Well, they're far-left crazies, Jimmy, as anybody from Israel will tell you who's a far-right crazy.
67:44>> Uh here's here here's some of that what they said. What was not true in the interview Tucker Car What was not true in the interview that Tucker Carlson gave to Israel's channel 13. He told interviewer Udi Sagal that he was living in a country that had recently murdered thousands of children. What's wrong about that? It's obvious that Israel is not a democracy in any sense. As Carlson said, it's not.
68:14So, here's some here's a little more. Uh here's the first two uh Glenn Greenwell tweeted this out. The first two paragraphs from this article. So let's read it together, shall we? Let's read it together. It's been a long time since such an interview has been aired here.
68:29It contained only truths. There wasn't one word that Tucker Carlson said in a conversation with Channel 13's Udy Seagal that wasn't true. It was the distilled truth, a perfect mirror, which is why it evokes such furer. Here, the eloquent American media personality proposed an alternative agenda to Israeli media. Speak the truth. Try it for once. Carlson's truth is painful, shaming, oppressive, but it's the truth.
69:00It was framed as an interview with America's big mouth. With the Israelihating anti-semite, social media screamed that he shouldn't be interviewed. They were right. There's no place on Israeli TV networks for the truth. But Sagal dared regrettably with some redundant sanctimoniousness.
69:24>> Bam.
69:26>> It's crazy when they get sanctimonious with you. Yes. That Israeli, are are you kidding me? Oh, does Israel not have a right to exist? I'll tell you what, you go pay for it yourself. And if you can pay for it, then you have a right.
69:40Uh Mike Mallaloy has a great analogy. Someone said, "Doesn't Israel have a right to defend itself?" And Mike Mallaloy said, "Uh, you live in Minnesota, right? So, let's say I showed up at your house and I said, "Hey, this is mine now." You live there for a hundred years.
69:58>> Mhm.
69:59>> I show up and I say, "Hey, this is mine now. Get out." And I do it at the point of a gun. and you leave and you move down the street and it bothers you and it drives you crazy that these people stole your house and are now living in it. And so then you show up and every once in a while you throw rocks at them and you break their window cuz it makes you feel a little bit better. And then in response to you throwing rocks at them, they take out uh a howitzer and a mortar and they slaughter you and your family and your children >> and all your neighbors nearby and uh you have a right to do that.
70:35>> Yeah. Does that seem right? Cuz that's what's happening.
70:40>> The the definition of self-defense is being stretched real thin.
70:45>> Yeah. Self-defense. In fact, it's being stretched in a way that no one in America could ever get away with calling self-defense a thing Israel is doing.
70:53There's no court that would ever tell, "Oh, you gave a fake exploding page to blow people's faces off their kids." Uh, but that was just in self-defense. How is that self-defense, by the way?
71:03They're going to try want to kill you more now. Almost like you want it that way all the time so you can expand and expand and expand.
71:10>> And if you want to hear my jokes about this, come see me Saturday. this Saturday to Atlanta, Georgia. My one and only trip ever to Atlanta. I'm never going back. That'll be this Saturday.
71:20So, if you ever want to see me, and I bring it hard, standing ovations every time we perform, we'll see you this Saturday in Atlanta. And then we'll be in Raleigh. I don't even know if there's tickets left in Raleigh because we're pretty popular in Raleigh. And then we'll be in Spokane, Tacoma, Levittown, Rosemont, Chicago. Also, June 19th, just added Friday, June 19th, 7:30, we're doing a panel show, lots of celebrities.
71:43Who will be the celebrity? Will it be Bill William Shatner?
71:46Will it Will it Will it be Will it be who knows? Will it be Zack Alifanaki?
71:52Will it be Conan, the real barbarian?
71:55Will it be who knows? Maybe it'll be maybe maybe it'll be Louis Cale show up and uh and masturbate for us. I I think he would do that.
72:03>> Um I'm on his side. I defend that every time he asked for uh uh consent to not touch someone. So >> I'm giving him consent. I defend him openly and forever on that. Now that we know I'm giving him I I'm consenting.
72:16>> I I would be an honor for me as well.
72:19>> Yes.
72:20>> And it would be an honor for me to go to Riat and apologize to Saudi Arabia for America being a bad friend. And I would like to still I hope this goes out to someone.
72:27>> They'll book me on that fine festival.
72:29>> I got invited to Riad. I got a had a guy uh a week ago said, "Hey, would you be willing to go to Riad and tell jokes?"
72:36And I go, "Yeah, but I got to say whatever I want. And if they let me say whatever I want, I'll go.
72:40>> Tell that guy I will only say things that make them happy because I would like to apologize for America on foreign soil as soon as possible.
72:48>> And then the guy said to me, he goes, "Oh, that's right." Okay. No, I guess that wouldn't work out.
72:53>> All right. Whoever that is, hit me up, dude, because they will love what I say to them.
72:57>> Over to St.
72:58>> I will love to say it.
72:59>> Uh Raul wants to know, "Where did you get your shirt?"
73:04>> This is a This is a Taylor bird shirt.
73:06This I think is cotton actually. This is Taylor bird, right?
73:11>> Raul. Taylor shirt. I like the inner bird. Raul.
73:16>> And the this is this is uh this is wool.
73:19This t-shirt. I only wear wool t-shirts and then cotton or linen shirty shirts.
73:27So I do that because when I quit smoking pot, I would have night sweats every night. And uh if you have a cotton shirt, it just stays it makes you freezing cold. But this, if you have a wool t-shirt, uh, it still keeps you warm when it's wet and then it dries immediately.
73:43So, there you go. Over to Steph.
73:45>> Okay. Thank you. That does that answer your question, Raul? Sounds like Jim is saying only in your dreams, buddy.
73:53>> Sounds like it.
73:56>> Uh, so let's see here.
74:02>> Okay. Ready?
74:03>> Back to Jimmy.
74:03>> Kurt, you're going to like this.
74:05>> Yeah. Hawaii.
74:06>> So this is J John Pod Horitz who got literally took the job that his dad had.
74:11We they call that the the Katon was calling him lucky boy.
74:14>> John Puthur. Yeah.
74:15>> Yeah. So uh it's no longer what do they call that when you uh what's it called when you inherit uh >> Nepo? Nepas. Yeah. So but we call him lucky boy. And um >> not in terms of his name or or appearance.
74:31>> No no no.
74:33But he has blocked me on Twitter. He's one of those guys. All right. But at least he at least he doesn't tweet about me like Dan Bonino. If you block someone, that's fine. You can block anybody. But you can't if you block them and then tweet about them that you're a garbage person. Okay.
74:47>> It's self-defense. Doesn't he have a right to self-defense?
74:49>> Does he have a right? Uh so here he is. He's going to talk about the Thomas Massie election and what everything he says here.
75:03He's saying this in defense of Jews, but everything he says here qualifies as anti-semitism according to the IH new rules.
75:12>> Well, this is going to be good.
75:14>> Everything he says here, and that's coming up in just a second. Over to Steph for a second. I got to get something ready.
75:20>> No problem. So, hold on. Where'd you go, sir? You just asked this.
75:27Does Doesn't Professor JG study game theory? Yes, Professor Jake does sit game theory.
75:35>> It says he's a high school teacher known for his viral predictive history channel where he uses game theory, history patterns, and eschat eshattology as pillars to analyze and predict global geopolitics. He regularly uploads his lectures online. So that should answer that for you, amigo. I mean, you just like look at all the stories going on and as long as you get the actual news and not the off of CNN, Fox, etc., you can make all kinds of amazing predictions.
76:05>> Hey, I think the war is not over in Iran. I don't call me psychic, but I I I feel like it's going to keep going.
76:11>> Sounds psychic. Uh, Guy Fo, you say, "Why is the safety of Israel my problem?"
76:17>> Okay, >> look at you back to Jim J. So here is this guy John Pad Horitz thinking he's actually So if there's if you want to know what increases anti-semit anti-semitism and actual Jew hate this watch this because everything he says here while being true will also make people hate them and would be considered anti-semitic if it wasn't a Jew saying it. So let's listen.
76:48I think it is a good thing if Massie and the people like him and others believe that if you cross if you cross the line into anti-semitism, Jews are going to use the power that we have openly to go for you.
77:07>> And what is that power exactly? I wonder what that power is.
77:11>> Something with the banks and all the media.
77:14>> The media's bad. Let's see.
77:17>> Asthma spray.
77:19Because what other recourse is there?
77:22Are we just going to sit here and take it? Beg for scraps, hope that nice people in, you know, uh are are are nice to us? The Democratic Party is going explicitly anti. Of course, why wouldn't people be nice and helpful with the ones that are demanding all their money and children?
77:43Isn't that how it's supposed to work? I rob you and if you complain, I threaten you. If you don't acquies to demands, I blow up the world. That's what come on.
77:51That's how repres reciprocity works as long as it works for me.
77:58>> Okay, here we go.
78:00>> We can see it happening. People are getting benefits as Seth says for being anti-semites. That seems to be part of an appeal in primaries to the left and the party.
78:11We have to use what means there are at our disposal. And in my view, and I'm going to put it blank, that is Jewish money. There is an enormous amount of Jewish money in politics. By which I mean, >> by that's exactly what you mean.
78:26>> Yep.
78:26>> You mean that Jewish billionaires put their money into politics and control the politics of America? That's what he's saying. He's saying that >> if I said that she >> If I said that, it would be anti-semitic.
78:39>> That what? That they put their Jew money in taking your rights away.
78:44What is Jewish money? There is an enormous amount of Jewish money in politics. By which I mean Jewish donors wildly disproportionate, not only charitably, but politically. And when I say charitably, I mean nobody really knows the numbers. Jews make up 2% of the population. According to some studies, Jews make up 20% of the charitable contributions made in the United States annually. That is a tfold.
79:19Think about that. Think about the disproportion of that. And in politics, it's pretty close. All so he's telling you that Jews are disproportionately wildly over represented with Jewish money in politics. And why do they put that money in politics? To control it.
79:37Charitable donations. What charitable donations? Cars for kids.
79:42>> Pagers.
79:44>> Free pagers.
79:47Again, if I said this, it would be anti-Semitic. If I said I wouldn't say Jew I Jews make up 2% of the population.
79:54They make up 20% of the political spending with their Jewish money.
80:00>> That's >> If I said that, it would be I would be cancelled. They'd take down my channel and everything because I'm an anti-semite. That's what they would say.
80:07He's saying it.
80:09>> It's because only Nazis and Zionists conflate Judaism with this horseshit.
80:14>> That's That's exactly right.
80:17>> Let me back it up. Let's say it again.
80:25Jews make up 20% of the charitable contributions made in the United States annually. That is a tfold.
80:34Think about that. Think about the disproportion of that. And in politics, it's pretty close also. And if that money isn't used, what why do people give money? Because they want to influence elections to get people elected who reflect their views. Well, so 2% of the population takes 20% of all political spending to control the politics in favor of who? Americans, Jews, Israel.
81:03That's what he's saying.
81:06>> And then, you know, the evidence is Trump didn't do any Well, I let you no tax on tips. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
81:12>> Thank you.
81:14>> This is an existential issue for Jews and the Jews.
81:17>> And by the way, look at the faces of the people.
81:21>> Look at the faces of the people say they're like, and they're not interrupting him for a second. like okay everybody xne on the uj >> cuz they know if I say something it's going to look really extra worse than it looks now so they have to sit there and look at this chick look at this chick here who was like staring into him >> I mean both are but this one's like are you kidding me >> are you you're you're doing the thing that we're not supposed to do you're telling the truth it's this quiet part we're on a zoom you're not supposed to say you're supposed to say this in in secret >> oh by the way those rich those rich Jews
81:57He's bragging about controlling all the thing. You know how they treat the regular Jews? Like absolute They're extremely racist and classist.
82:02Did you know that?
82:08>> To get people elected who reflect their views. Well, this is an existential issue for Jews and the Jews who explicitly give money because they want to make it clear to anti-Semitic candidates that they are going to have to go through a buzzsaw and that they are not going to simply waltz in and be, you know, be if they're treated with kid gloves by the New York Times. We are double time going to do what we can to expose who they are, to find out what we can find out about them that will harm them and that we will do what we can to you. You're you're going to do what you can to find out what you can to harm
82:45them. Really? Like what? Like finding out they're on the Epstein Island flight list? You mean that should be a dealbreaker, shouldn't it? Right.
82:54>> Yeah, a little bit. prevent will harm them and that we will do what we can to prevent them from taking office. What other choice does American jewelry have?
83:08>> Uh how about live your own moral principles you supposedly have? You scumbag.
83:13I mean I I thought you study Torah. You don't follow it. It tells you not to do this kind of That's I'll put Let me play it without stopping it if I can because that you have to hear it and it's >> What else can we do besides every stereotype? That's the only way.
83:30>> Unreal. John Puthur, what a great name.
83:33I think it is a good thing if Massie and the people like him and others believe that if you cross if you cross the line into anti-semitism, Jews are going to use the power that we have openly to go for you because what other recourse and let's remember what he's considering anti-semitism by Thomas Massie. Anti-semitism is I don't think we should fund a genocide.
84:03>> I don't think we should fund the Israel.
84:06I don't I think we should have the Epstein list exposed. That's what he's calling anti-semitism.
84:12>> That's how you know Israel's guilty cuz it's anti anti-semitism to expose the Epstein thing. That's how you know Israel's guilty right there >> is there. Are we just going to sit here and take it? Beg for scraps? hope that nice people in, you know, uh are are are nice to us. The Democratic party is going explicitly anti-semitic. We can see it happening. People are getting benefits, as Seth says, for being anti-semites. That seems to be part of an appeal in primaries to the left and the party.
84:46We have to use what means there are at our disposal. And in my view, and I'm going to put it blank, that is Jewish money. There is an enormous amount of Jewish money in politics, by which I mean Jewish donors, wildly disproportionate, not only charitably, but politically. When I say charitably, I mean nobody really knows the numbers.
85:10Jews make up 2% of the population.
85:12According to some studies, Jews make up 20% of the charitable contributions made in the United States annually. That is a tenfold.
85:23Think about that. Think about the disproportion of that. And in politics, it's pretty close also. And if that money isn't used, what? Why do people give money? Because they want to influence elections to get people elected who reflect their views. Well, this is an existential issue for Jews.
85:40and the Jews who explicitly give money because they want to make it clear to anti-Semitic candidates that they are going to have to go through a buzzsaw and that they are not going to simply waltz in and be, you know, be if they're treated with kid gloves by the New York Times, we are double time going to do what we can to expose who they are, to find out what we can find out about them that will harm them, and that we will do what we can to prevent them from taking office.
86:09What other choice does American Jewelry have?
86:17>> I I don't want any trouble.
86:20>> I mean, what a >> again dirty bastard. You've done it against the cop.
86:27>> Unreal, dude. I I All them all the people sitting there who I assume agree with him must be sickened. I mean, their faces they look sickened.
86:35>> They look sickened. Here's what Glenn Greenwald, Jew, has to say about it. He said, "It's always like this. Israel loyalists explicitly threaten US politicians with destruction if they don't support Israel." Because, as Norm Pad Horitz, Nepo Baby, or Lucky Boy, as Keaton and Grus say, Lucky Boy says here, there's an enormous amount of Jewish money in politics, but if you say it, you're an anti-semite. By the way, here's another here's John another tweet from John Pad Horus. Trump bombed Iran.
87:08He can say Shillock a hundred times a day for forever as far as I'm concerned.
87:13>> Wait, but I'm doing a Shakespeare play playing Shillock. Can I not say >> you remember this? You remember when >> uh this is Norm was his name Norm the Masters of the Universe >> are Jews. That's I think his name is Norm Coleman. Former US senator declares in in in Isra. I mean, if you want to know, remember the story of Moses, how big of trouble he got in for saying, "We made the water come out of the rock because you're not supposed to say that kind of shit." This is grounds in your own religious text to kick you the out of Israel. I will cause the land to vomit you out. That's what God says. And
87:49he and he will, and he should. More from Glenn Greenwald. So, here's Apac bragging that they bought that election.
87:57Apac all ad all but admits to buying Massiey's seat in Kentucky. But if you point out point that out or said something similar, you're an evil Jewhating Nazi, it's just so tiring. Glenn says exactly.
88:12Apac just openly boasted that they replaced two Israeli critics in Congress with ardent pro-Israeli loyalists now in the seats of Massie and Marjgerie Taylor Green. But if you say that Apac does this, the ADL and Jake Tapper will call you anti-Semitic.
88:31>> Jake Tapper, the former Hooters lobbyist who turned >> That's right.
88:36So I didn't Kurt, maybe you're aware of this, but Dustki wondered how they would treat us if we were only 2% of the population and they were the vast majority. Would they treat us well? Meaning meaning if I guess he's saying if the Russians were 2% of the population and the Jews were the 98 would they treat us well? This >> are they all Russians?
89:01>> Would they allow us to control their country if we were only 2%? Would they be kind? And so here and he tweets this out.
89:10It is not for nothing that over there in Europe the Jews rule all the stock exchanges. It is not for nothing that they control capital that they are the masters of credit. And it's not for nothing. I repeat that they are also the masters of international politics. And what is going to happen in the future is known to the Jews themselves. Their reign, their complete reign is approaching. What is coming is complete triumph of ideas before which sentiments of humanity, the thirst for truth, Christian feelings, the national and popular pride of European peoples must bow. I sometimes imagine what if there
89:43were not 3 million Jews but 3 million Russians in Russia and there were 80 million Jews. Well, how would they treat Russians and how would they lord it over them? What rights would Jews give Russians? Wouldn't they turn them into slaves? Worse than that, wouldn't they skin them altogether? Wouldn't they slaughter them to the last man to the point of complete extermination as they used to do with alien people in ancient times? I repeat, is it possible to conceive of a Jew without God? Moreover, I do not believe in the existence of atheists even among educated Jews. They are all of the same essence. They are
90:20all undeviatingly awaiting the Messiah.
90:23All of them from the very lowest >> to >> the highest and most learned philosophers and Rabbi Cabalis. They all believe that the Messiah will again unite them in Jerusalem and bring by his sword all nations to their feet. That was from Duskfi, the diary of a writer.
90:44Duskfki said that. I'm not saying that.
90:47That's what Duskfski said.
90:49>> Yeah. Well, the Here's the thing. All these people like, "Oh, what about the Christians?" If you're militaristic or you're whatever, you're not a Christian.
90:56So, Christians are like really are like maybe 2%. They really are. Everybody else is like not a Christian that says they are. It's all nationalism and nonsense and murder and war. Uh and that blood and soil crap and they all all these countries have a guy that's pushing that like their their uh blood and soil narrative. It's a little gross for any Jews to be doing it because you know the thing with Hitler kind of I would think would put a bad taste in your mouth for that. No, I would just switch it to to I would switch that to like again most of the Jews I know are just as disgusted just like Glenn
91:30Greenwald is.
91:31>> He's a Jew. They're just as disgusted by Israel and all things Israel as I am.
91:36So, I wouldn't say all Jews. I would say those Israeli Zionists and and the and I the fact that they hoodwinkedked Christian evangelicals into being Christian Zionists is the craziest thing ever. I mean, it's not supposed to be a race. Your religion is just not supposed to be a race. It's supposed to be how you behave.
91:55>> That's right.
91:56>> And uh as you can see, everybody says one thing and does another all the time.
92:02>> We stand for you.
92:06>> And if you like to hear my jokes about it, about this, and I got them, you come see me this Saturday, Atlanta. My one and only trip to Atlanta. I'll never perform there again. That's it. This Saturday. So if you want to see me, this is your chance. And so I know you got Memorial Day weekend plans.
92:23Take some time out. Come back to the city and come see me in Atlanta. I'll be at the Helium Comedy Club Saturday. And then I'll be in Raleigh, Spokane, Tacoma, Levittown, Rosemont, Chicago.
92:34Also, we're having our panel show with celebrity guests June 19th at the Starlight, what is it called? Lounge >> Cabaret.
92:43>> You know, they're already buying tickets.
92:45>> It's on Ventura Boulevard. It's right by Sushi Row in Studio City. I'll see you there. Only 100 tickets. Going fast. Go to jimmy.com for a link for tickets.
92:56There's already a link. Over to Steph.
92:58Doctor, I would suggest the emergent self. Consciousness is unique to each individual, but it it sure is running on an old script, million of years old in fact. Stop there.
93:12You can see the Israeli recoil as he hears information that goes against his heavy indoctrination and brainwashing.
93:19Flick off. Tucker is wrong. America is the most violent country in the world.
93:24Israel genocides pales in comparison to ours. Israel is junior varsity. Hey, Roger Meadows. Back to Jimmy.
93:31>> Hey, guess what? Guess what, Kurt? I don't know if you know this, but California's about to run out of gas.
93:37>> What? But we're going doing so well in Iran.
93:40>> I Well, you think I'm kidding? Here we go.
93:43>> Well, we have an update on California's oil and gas situation as state leaders get ready for prices to go up even more.
93:49>> And California is relying on more imported fuel than ever right now, a situation made worse by the war in Iran.
93:55Governor G.
93:56>> So, my my first question is why does California rely on imported oil? If you drive up and down the coast of California, which I've done many times, from Los Angeles to Monterey, you see nothing but oil wells in the ocean. There's oil everywhere. We're oil rich country. I think we have more oil in America than anywhere. Am I wrong about this?
94:17>> Uh I thought we had so much oil. Like I They were touting it, weren't they?
94:21>> We're We export Siri.
94:25Does the United States export oil?
94:30Yes, the United States exports oil. In 2021, the United States exported about 8.6 million barrels a day of petroleum to about 176 countries and four US territories. The United States has been exporting more oil and petroleum products than it imports since August 2021.
94:48>> So why we 8.6 million barrels of oil a day the United States exports. So why do we import oil at the same time? Why would you put oil from another country on a ship, ship it across the ocean to our country when we already have oil here that we're sending someplace else?
95:09>> Was it to China to make up for the fact we up Iran and now we got to give oil to China?
95:14>> They've been doing this since 2024. I mean for for a while. No, no, that anyway.
95:20>> We've been do we've been we've been it this crazy.
95:24>> What about Venezuela? Is the oil helping from kidnapping the president of Venezuela? Is that helping us? I thought we got oil.
95:30>> I thought we got Venezuela. I thought we got the oil. What is going on? Why is the United States exporting oil and then importing oil? That because oil all gets sold at the same price. It's not like, well, we make more money when we export it. No. Oil always gets sold at the same price. Am I wrong about this? There's the international market for oil. Just like gold.
95:53It's all at the same price.
95:56So what? So again, it's a and so this is another example of how in the United States the billionaire class capital is above the government. That that's all this that's this is another but anyway I don't uh ask ask rock why does America can you ask rock misha do you have time or are you busy? Could you ask rock why why does America export oil if it also imports oils and then you can tell me what rock says. Here we go. Let's get back to this. Here we go.
96:24>> Well, we have an update on California's oil and gas situation as state leaders get ready for prices to go up even more.
96:31>> And California is relying on more imported fuel than ever right now. A situation made worse by the war in Iran.
96:36Governor Gavin Newsome's administration says it's working on a plan in the event of gas shortages.
96:41>> Now, this was at the center of a hearing at the state capital today and KC3 political director Ashley Zavalo joins us now. Ashley, what's the plan here?
96:49>> Yeah, this was kind of a lastminute hearing that was organized this week.
96:52State energy officials said California basically has enough supply to meet demand for the next 6 weeks if the straight of Hormuse stays closed. Beyond that, there are a lot of questions. This hearing was in the assembly's energy and utilities committee. In fact, it's still going on right now. It included Governor Gavin Newsome's top officials who monitor the oil and gas industry, notably California Energy Commission Vice Chairman Civunda. Western States Petroleum Association President Jodie Muller was there along with the UC Berkeley energy expert Sean Warrenstein.
97:22Everyone agreed the war in Iran is making the state's gas price situation worse while also agreeing California is relying way more on foreign countries for oil, which makes the state vulnerable to price spikes. Gundo specifically was >> they had they had an emergency meeting because I guess they didn't see this coming.
97:41>> Well, they're not that good at planning like water for fires and you know, I I can see that.
97:46emergency meeting. You waited till you had six weeks left of oil and gas and you into your This is the fifth largest economy in the world.
97:55>> Are you going to blame DEI for this, Jimmy? Cuz I won't stand for it.
97:58>> One of our supporters says, uh, I believe the issue is we don't have enough refineries. We sell our crude to other countries that can process it and sell it back to us as processed fuel.
98:08That might be the issue. So uh the US produces uh it's a net exporter of total petroleum crude oil plus refined products but it remains a net importer of crude oil specifically.
98:23This seeming paradox stems from differences in oil types, refinery designs, economics, logistics, and global trade dynamics. It's not about shortage. It's about optimization and profitability.
98:38So, it's about And by the way, why does Exxon get to make all the money? You know, if you live in in Alaska, Kurt, if you live in Alaska, >> Yeah, I know. You get some of that oil money. They get a check directly from the oil that is pumped out of the ground in Alaska. They get a check. I don't get that in California. Do you get that in Texas? No.
98:57>> Although there's a ton of oil that's under the United States land. Why don't we get a check for that? It goes right into the It goes into the pockets of Exxon Mobile, the billionaire class, the Epstein class, and people who own stock. It doesn't go to the people. We all own that. They give them the the gr they give them the land that that oil is uh uh under at pennies on the dollar.
99:20>> That's right. Well, because you live in a corrupt fake country and it's not doesn't work for you and everything's a sham.
99:26>> Every everything's a lie. Everything's hypocrisy. So that's why I don't comply.
99:31So there's more. Here's a little bit more. The US produces more oil overall than it consumes domestically. Did you know that the United States is the world's top producer of oil?
99:43>> Yes.
99:45>> Around 13 million barrels per day.
99:48>> Yeah. No, I knew that >> it has been a net exporter of total petroleum since 2019.
99:56uh for example, it exports 10.7 million barrels versus 7.9 million barrels in 25 data. However, it is still a net importer of crude oil. It imports more raw crude. So, this is exact opposite of what our super chat guy says cuz we're importing cr raw crude oil.
100:18>> Much of the imported crude gets refined into products that the US then exports.
100:25Oh, good. Why should it benefit you?
100:29>> Oh my god.
100:31About 60 to 70% of US refinerying capacity runs best on heavy crude cruds.
100:38Retooling for only dome. Okay. Anyway, we we are the world's largest bigger than Russia, bigger than Saudi Arabia.
100:49We bigger than Venezuela, bigger. We're the biggest.
100:53How did OPEC do that in the 70s to us with the gas short? How did we have a gas shortage in the 70s then? Is that because all the oil was being sent out by business jerks and we can't >> I because I guess we don't produce enough domestically and we needed to import. We're still importing. Okay, let's get back to this.
101:09I'm sorry I stopped this, but here we go.
101:11>> Asked what happens if the straight of Hormuse stays closed for another 60 days. He said the state's oil supply is stable in the short term, but >> it's st you hear what this ass wipe just said. Oh, no. Our our our supply is stable in the short term. You mean like after but after 6 weeks we're we're up this creek without a Yes, but in the short term we're stable. Could you So, cuz that's the guy who's in charge of the oil in California. Oh, no. It's stable. You know, not for long.
101:42Beyond that, if the straight stays closed, prices will likely go up. Here's what that conversation was like.
101:49>> I do not see uh presently at least up to 6 weeks, you know, um a shortfall uh or product uh a supply shortfall. Beyond that, I think based on what we're hearing from the industry and what we have observed, the pricing will move move molecules towards California, but it will come at a price and that's something that we need to closely watch.
102:10>> For 6 weeks at least, there seems to be some certainty, but almost as certain is that if this situation continues, after 6 weeks, we would likely see more price increases for gasoline, >> more exposure. Yes, absolutely.
102:26The gas station at the corner by my house selling gas for $7 in California.
102:32And this is in California. I think the average price in California is over $6.
102:39>> What should California consumers be expecting in terms of price? If >> we Well, what we should be expecting is a revolt and people to get in the streets and uh overthrow the the ruling elite and put in some people who aren't children to run things.
102:56>> I think they'd be killed if they weren't.
102:59>> This conflict continues for 3 months, 6 months.
103:04>> If the prices continue to go beyond 625, you will really see uh demand coming down. So we would expect, you know, >> so he's saying if prices stay up right now where they are 625 that I guess that that's what I is that the average. Can you ask what's the average price of gas in California? If so, if prices stay up there, we're going to see a demand. You know what that means?
103:28>> People can't afford to go nowhere.
103:29>> That means people can't afford to buy gas and go anywhere.
103:32>> 614.
103:33>> The average price in California is 614.
103:36>> The national average sits around $453.
103:40It's irritating to hear it from somebody in a foreign accent. Even though I don't know why I know why does that that does make it a little extra weird. I don't know why that is.
103:47>> The you know you will really see uh demand coming down. So we would expect you know the prices to stabilize under 7 more like 650.
103:58>> I could certainly see the price of crude oil going up another four.
104:02>> So so what he's just said was prices will stabilize at around 650. And why are they going to stabilize? What he just said was because people are going to stop buying it.
104:15So the demand is going to go down. You know, supply and demand like we all learned in fourth grade.
104:21So that the So now the so the price if people still kept buying gas at the level that they're buying now, the price would go well above 650. But it won't because people don't have the money to pay that and people will stop going places which will again suppress the economy and and and throw California into a recession.
104:43>> Oh, UBI time. Oh, the ballroom will be done. The command center for Stargate where they can control the surveillance and the Yeah.
104:50>> So, what he's trying to do there, Kurt, is he's trying to say, "No, it'll stabilize around 650." But what he's underplaying is because people will be broke and they can't afford it and they won't be able to travel or go anywhere or do anything.
105:05>> Hey, 2030 goals. We're going to hit them. I thought we weren't going to hit them because Trump got in. I was afraid.
105:09But now I know we're going to hit them 2030.
105:11>> And believe and believe me, there's an there's there's climate change people out there say, "Well, everybody should drive an electric car anyway." We don't have enough electricity to power our air conditioners on a hot day in California.
105:24You think that we're going to a a a electric car is the equivalent of 20 refrigerators in someone's house to power one car is the equivalent of 20 refri we don't we don't have the electric grid for that because we take all our money and we send it to Israel and Ukraine and a thousand military bases across the world. That's why. And $80 billion into prisons.
105:50>> You know what I forgot about the last time? cuz you know I wasn't born in 73 but when the OPEC uh you know the price in the 70s when it went up that was because of the Yam Kapoor war so that was also because of stinking Israel every time Israel gets squirly this happens every time or more like 650 >> I could certainly see the price of crude oil going up another 40 or $80 a barrel if we really went 60 more days uh and I use those two numbers because they translate to another dollar or two per gallon. Uh I don't think that's implausible at all. Unfortunately, I think that would be a crisis and it
106:32would be completely out of control of the state of California.
106:37>> The fifth largest economy in the world did not see this coming. Has no plan for it.
106:44But uh the good news is that 26 ships went through the su the straight of Hormuz just yesterday escorted by Iran and they paid a tax. They paid the toll and they went through.
107:01So Iran's in control of the world oil supply right now. That's the that's the result of Donald Trump's genius and Benjamin Netanyahu's genius. Now Iran controls the world oil supply and the market and 26 ships yesterday went through the straight of Hormuz because they paid a toll and Donald Trump stopped Operation Freedom. He's not blowing up ships anymore. He's not they're not trying to shut down the straight that they're just one dumb idea after another.
107:33And he says, "Well, if this keeps going, then we can't control it." You can't control it now.
107:40Sever Borenstein, who you just heard there. He's a researcher and economist who has been studying the oil and gas industry in California for decades. He did float the suggestion of a possible gas tax holiday here in California.
107:52>> Governor Gavin Newsome has shut down the idea of suspending the gas tax as recently as a couple of weeks ago.
107:58>> Did he did the governor say why he was shutting that idea down?
108:00>> It just I mean it's the it's Yeah, he basically said no.
108:04>> So is there an emergency plan in place?
108:06So, that was actually another question.
108:07>> Yeah. Their emergency plan is pound sand, stay home, live in a 15-minute city.
108:13>> Hey, how how'd your home burning down go? They helped you with that, right?
108:16>> Yeah. What was the emergency plan when your when the whole city burned down?
108:20No, they had no plan. They didn't have fire trucks. They didn't have water in the reservoir. They had fireworks hydrants. That didn't work.
108:27>> It's an easy way to hide your plan by hiring incompetence, pretending it's diversity. But that way you can disguise the fact that you want to take people's land, burn the down, and push them into I guess you'd call it a reservation in the old days.
108:40>> Hey, by the way, Spencer Pratt's people still haven't gotten back to us, right?
108:44Spencer Pratt, >> it's because of Israel It's because of that.
108:48>> Spencer Pratt, that's exactly right. And by the way, he's an idiot.
108:52>> Yeah.
108:53>> If you don't know Spencer Pratt, he's an idiot.
108:57And people are like, "We got to vote him in because we don't want another He's an idiot. You think he has a plan?" It's easy to take a cell phone and go uh uh videotape homelessness and crime in Los Angeles. Very easy to do. What's harder is to figure out how to use politics to fix that situation, which Spencer Pratt is not going to do because Spencer Pratt is an empty-headed idiot. What if it goes viral, his video, and then I, a shadowy money guy working for a certain Middle Eastern government, we don't have to say what you want. I say, "Hey, this there's something to this. We should run this guy for office."
109:32>> That's right.
109:33>> And that's how it works.
109:34>> And that is how it's working.
109:36>> They tried to run Brian Ken for governor of Texas, Brian was telling me, and he was like, "What?" And he goes, "I think he's a good guy at the end of the day just for that cuz he's not qualified to be the governor, and he knows it. He would have been a puppet of some psychopath just like what Spencer Pratt's going to be." that lawmakers asked Gunda in this hearing. Gunda essentially said he's working on it.
109:56There is some proprietary >> they so the question was do you have an emergency plan? And the guy goes we're working on it. See you in 6 weeks when we run out of gas and oil some trade secrets from the oil industry that he legally cannot make public about what the near-term supply could look like when it comes to oil and gas. Gunda said he >> so it's a secret.
110:19So the thing that the whole state runs on is the secret. We can't tell you. We can't tell you how much we have. It's all a secret. Why? Because uh you know, you don't live in a democracy.
110:30>> It's national security. It's national security, Jimmy. That means you have to black out who invited Jeffrey Epstein to that comedy show, Comedy Central, that I was on.
110:39>> He was invited for his birthday. We don't know who invited him because it's national security. National Security >> is in negotiations right now to try to ensure stability in California if the situation in Iran persists another 3 to six months. But he did not give a timeline on when exactly a public update on that would be coming. So again, a lot of questions tonight on what the future would >> Californians are drowning in these gas prices.
111:02>> Yeah. Yeah.
111:03>> Thank you.
111:04>> Well, how come in the 70s and that was Israel's fault as well because we were helping them in the Yamapour war. So that's why OPEC did that. You never really hear that when they talk about that gas crisis, do you? They never bring up that part. That is directly from the Yam Kapur war. So every time Israel does this we have gas shoots right all the way up.
111:23So, a big problem in California, as my friend Dylan just texted me to remind me, is that there uh climate change, which is a scam.
111:37And the people who know how to use crisis to scam you, like, you know, like Jeff Bezos was allowed to sell to keep Amazon open while your your local mom and pop store had to close, but Amazon stayed open.
111:51Same thing with climate change. They uh they're pushing green. They want you to go green. So, they've closed down refineries in California. Did you know that? And they've made it too expensive for oil companies to refine gas oil here. And so, that's why we also I it's drive from Los Angeles on Highway 101.
112:16Take the one. You take it along the coastline and you see nothing but oil.
112:20oil wells out in the ocean and we're importing oil and uh California wants gas expensive to push green energy grift which it is.
112:33Green energy is a grift and we already showed you that windmills uh actually uh increase climate change kill whales and they're an environmental disaster. Same thing with uh solar panels. They >> death for birds. They have a and they kill birds and they have a bigger a carbon footprint than uh than they produce.
113:00Um they want to punish gasoline consumers and force electric vehicles.
113:05Except we don't have the electric grid to support electric vehicles.
113:11If everybody today went out and got an electric car, we wouldn't have power in California. Everything would shut down.
113:18We'd have blackouts.
113:21This is amazing. This is a This is This is called end of an empire. This is the This is the fifth largest economy in the world, California.
113:30And they don't have oil refineries because of the green energy grift.
113:34>> We can all wish it's the end of the empire, but I I'm holding I ain't holding my breath. I mean, the Epstein files really should have proved to everybody the scumbag scumbags in charge are going to protect us to the very end.
113:45This is the we're at the every empire ends with a looting phase. And we're in the looting phase, meaning they keep printing money and putting Donald Trump was supposed to reduce the deficit, make your dollar stronger. And he did the exact opposite. And he's and he's and he's doing insider training. He made up almost a billion dollars insider trading. His son Baron made $135 million in one day.
114:09Uh so the grift is here. that that's why he's giving two and300 billion dollars for the Golden Dome which is going to cost trillions which is why they keep he wants to give an extra he wants to double the the the defense budget >> ballroom >> he wants to d by by the way he just he just doubled the ballroom from 400 million which he said he was going to fund privately and now it's not privately and now it's a billion dollars and it's gonna you're going to pay for it pound sand suck it >> when we're dancing in that ballroom we're all going to be real happy right Bill Right, Jimmy. When we're using that
114:42public ballroom we all paid for and really having a great ball. Everybody loves a great ball.
114:46>> Ballroom.
114:48>> The Golden Dome. Your prison.
114:50>> Your prison. The Golden Dome is a surveillance state. Just like the AI data centers. Just like flock cameras.
114:55Flock cameras have not stopped crime.
114:57They haven't lowered crime.
114:59>> They just made they just made it easier >> for you to be a slave and a prisoner.
115:05You know, when Trump talks about the new golden age that's coming, that's not something from the Bible or something.
115:11People think that, that's uh the age of Saturn and those and that's what that star on the flag is, by the way. The star of Saturn on the the star of Rem fan. It's the age of Saturn. It's basically his son-in-law and that creep culty's with that apparently call all the shots. We're going to do every single thing they have in their end of the world playbook. We're going to do all of it. They're doing it right now in front of your face. Right in your face.
115:31>> Don't matter if you don't believe in it, but they believe in it and they're doing it.
115:36And okay, and you got right-wing influencers >> right out of her big new Brazinski's book, The Technotronic State. Remember I read that? It sounded exactly like what we have now cuz they've been playing it for a long time.
115:47>> Just as corrupt as CNN, just as corrupt as MSNBC, just as corrupt as Fox News.
115:53You have right-wing influencers on YouTube that are completely controlled.
116:00>> I almost lying to you. Lying to you.
116:04the that guy who beat Tom Thomas Massie, he didn't get elected because he had a better idea. He got elected because of 20 $32 million in lies in propaganda.
116:17>> Hey, have you seen the footage of that guy on Fox News that was clearly wearing one of those CIA masks cuz it was coming undone on his neck?
116:23>> I did not see that. No.
116:25>> Oh, I'm dying to know why they're >> send it. I like how people think you're crazy if you think that Joe Biden had a double and that that they and that they have masks that CIA people have had a double. He had many.
116:37>> Are you Are you nuts?
116:39>> You think we don't want the technology of Saddam Hussein to have a double for the president? Is everybody stupid?
116:43>> They've had they had they've had this since 1992. A woman put on a mask, sat in George Herbert Walker Bush's cabinet meeting, and he didn't even know it was a fake person.
116:52>> Well, they have everybody trained. This is the Overton window that Bill Maher refused to learn about. The reason we have an Overton window is that's not within the framework of of acceptable discourse to bring up obvious things that you should know that are true. It just don't talk about it. We don't talk about that. So talking about what Israel is doing, for example, that that shouldn't be in the Overton window, but it is. And they're panicking about it because their their only works while you don't talk about it.
117:18>> Uh if you want to hear my jokes about this before the end of the world, I'll see you this Saturday in Atlanta. And I'm never going back to Atlanta. If you live in Atlanta, it's your one chance to come see me if you like me. And believe me, nobody does a comedy show like I do.
117:32And the reason I tell you that because if I don't, nobody else will because I am uh I am what they call a radical. And I'm too too I'm too hot, too. I'm too radioactive for the mainstream news. And I'm too and for Netflix and HBO. You want You know what?
117:50You know what HBO gives you?
117:52Bill Maher.
117:54Well, you know, people are whining about the um the roast, which by the way, Shane Shane Jay and did a tremendous job uh on that roast. But people are mad about a no joke or I think Tony said.
118:04And um meanwhile, like, yo, Netflix is cool with that. Just don't talk about anything like, you know, real. But you could say boo boos and no nos and they'll be like, see, we have free speech. You can say no no words. Just don't bring up a certain Middle Eastern country, you know.
118:18>> Are you kidding, Kurt?
118:20>> What?
118:21>> That's true. that wait which part >> that that Netflix didn't want him to bring up a certain Middle Eastern country.
118:29>> Uh I'm I know of no there's no like explicit directive I know of except obviously don't.
118:35>> Yeah, I got it.
118:36>> I mean like do they have to tell you that?
118:40I know it's Muslim run Hollywood but they're not as cool with that as you think.
118:44>> The Arabs do run Hollywood. We're going to see you in Atlanta, Raleigh, Spokane, Tacoma, Levittown, Rosemont, Chicago, and June 19th in Studio City on Ventura Boulevard right by Sushi Row. We're doing our panel show with lots of celebrities. Only a hundred tickets.
118:59Tickets going fast. Go to jimmy.com.
119:02We're going to be at the Starlight, what is it called? Cabaret.
119:07Over to Steph.
119:08>> Hey, Jimmy. How do you feel about going to Rumble?
119:11>> Okay, let me tell people something. All right, >> I'll see you over at Rumble. I'll see you over at Rumble. And guess what I'm going to show you over at Rumble? I'm gonna show you the guy on Fox News with the mask, the CIA mask on. So that's coming up right now. See you over at Rumble.
119:35You know how this rolls, ladies and gentlemen. You've done this enough.
119:40>> Let's see. Is it saying, "Did it let me?" Good. It finally let me at once. It said it was a There we go. Let's pin it. Let's pin this.
119:48>> Let's get some analysis. Vice Admiral Robert.
119:50>> Great. All right. See you over there.
119:52Bye.
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