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Zach Galifianakis & Conan FACEPLANT Trying To Attack Joe Rogan & Theo Von!

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And I'm not saying Zack Elephanakis is a bad guy. I always loved Zack. I still love his comedy. But it hurts so much to see comedians who I thoroughly enjoy their comedy betray comedy.

0:16One of the um baines of my existence in Hollywood is that the people I love as comedians and have enjoyed their comedy since I moved here uh they don't know anything about anything when it comes to uh politics or world affairs or any >> science >> science >> anything at all and and they go shut up you don't know >> we don't I know I don't know so you don't know anything so shut up >> so that's called projection and here Zach Elfanac This is going to do some more what Carl Jung would call projection. So, uh, Zach Elfanakis does a hilarious pretend talk show called B between Two Ferns.

0:55>> I love it. It's hilarious. He's great at it. But it's >> made me vote for Obama, >> but it's silly. Yeah, >> it's silly and it's not real and not not a real interview. And the last thing he actually does is challenge power. That doesn't happen. But he does make funny jokes and that's fantastic. Um, but here he is and he's going to uh and I again I I haven't talked to Zach Alfanaka since he got famous, but before before then we used to see each other all the time.

1:26>> And uh uh we're he's he's a very swell fella like most of the people in in comedy. They're all swell fellas but they don't know that they don't know anything. and >> right >> and and this will be uh uh abundantly clear in in this segment. So, Zack Elephanakis uh went and took a he's half right in this clip. Uh but it it amounts to nothing more than a cheap shot where he exposes his shadow side that he's projecting onto people like Theo Vaughn and Joe Rogan, right? Uh and what do I mean by that? Uh well, let's play the video and then I'll tell you what I mean by that.

2:09>> Soers that have had the president on now, they don't do their court gesture.

2:12They don't >> So he's talking about when Joe Rogan and Theo Vaughn bring on presidential candidates, I I don't And here's what he says about it.

2:20>> Soers that have had the president on now, they don't do their court gesture.

2:24They don't do it. They just they suck up to him.

2:26>> Yeah.

2:26>> So the comedians >> that have had that are podcasters that have had Trump on, that's they're not doing their job. Yeah. Yeah.

2:35>> They're that's not the job of a comedian. You are to challenge. You are to make uncomfort. You're not to sit.

2:41>> And you know, Zach is right. That's that is not the job of a comedian. The job of a comedian, as far as I can tell, in Hollywood is to suck up to big pharma, repeat propaganda, and gender >> Do not challenge that, Jimmy. Do not challenge big pharma because I'm Don't ever challenge big pharma. Don't challenge the uh Ukraine war. Don't challenge Russia gate. Don't challenge the Seth Rich murder. Don't challenge the Syrian war. Don't even say anything about this genocide that Kla Harris and Joe Biden were funding right in front of your face. Don't say any Don't say anything about how the Democrats haven't

3:18had a primary uh in three election cycles. The first two were rigged and the last one they even bother to have.

3:25So, we didn't have anybody to choose from TO VOTE FOR.

3:30YOU'RE MAD ABOUT a podcast. Are you not complaining about the whole thing?

3:35>> So again, where is your critique of that? It's nowhere nowhere to be found.

3:39But he is mad at podcasters >> who do serious shows. Anyway, so let's start from >> at least get that right, Zach.

3:48>> Soers that have had the president on now, they don't do their court gesture.

3:51They don't do it. They just they suck up to him.

3:54>> Yeah. So the comedians >> that have had that are podcast that have had Trump on that's they're not doing their job.

4:02>> Yeah.

4:02>> Yeah.

4:02>> They're that's not the job of a comedian. You are to challenge. You are to make uncomfortable. You're not to sit there and fake laugh.

4:10>> Y >> that is not the job of the court jester.

4:13>> Yeah.

4:14>> Period. So >> there is a difference. People were actually somebody yesterday was talking to me about that about you know political influence through >> it wasn't me because if it was me talking to him the day before about that I would have straightened him out so he didn't come on and say a bunch of stupid right now but here we go >> comedy and all that stuff.

4:33>> I I'm more interested in the comedy first.

4:35>> Me too, >> you know.

4:36>> Yeah. Yeah. No, whatever their whatever their >> motive is.

4:42Fine. But you but but the comedy has to come first. I remember when um I interviewed Hillary Clinton and I could tell she didn't want to be there and I totally get that. I I get it.

4:52>> But before we had set that whole thing up, they they wrote back, "Well, you can't bring up those emails." And I go, "Well, we don't have to do the interview." I totally That's fine. We won't do it.

5:03>> Yeah.

5:03>> When you tell powerful people, no, it's crazy.

5:08>> They were like, "Okay, we'll do Well, you can ask because it's not that important to me >> to do it the way they want to do it.

5:15>> You have to if you're going to come in a comedy, you got the way we want to do it.

5:20>> Okay. So, uh here he is uh holding Joe Rogan and Theo Von's feet to the fire for not challenging power more. Uh and he points out that he did with Hillary Clinton over her emails. Let's watch how he did that. Let's wa watch this. Woo!

5:36Takes This is going to be gutsy. Get ready. Buckle up.

5:40>> Well, this has been a lot of fun, Mrs.

5:41Clinton. We should stay in touch. What's the best way to reach you? Email.

5:48>> You've got mail.

5:51>> Wow, that was a scathing takedown.

5:54>> Well, Jimmy, where where did he I bet he risked his whole career doing that, speaking that kind of truth to power.

6:02>> He really he really used that as an example. That's your example of talking speaking truths of power. Uh first of first of all uh let me just say Joe's not doing Joe Rogan and Theo Von are not doing a comedy podcast. They're just doing a podcast.

6:20Second, Trump was the only candidate who didn't hand Joe Rogan a pre-approved list of questions. Both Benjamin Netanyahu and Kla Harris had pre-approved scripts for Joe and that's why they weren't on Joe Rogan's show.

6:40Okay. Okay, people.

6:44And by by the way, Zach, if if the supposed real journalists did their job instead of being submissive Nepo babies, Joe's podcast wouldn't matter as much as it does. But it wasn't even meant to be funny. It was meant to be a way for a presidential candidate to speak to voters. Okay. And but and I guess we have to just accept the fact that an interview is only valid between two ferns and not between a cigar and a pot plant. Is that what I'm talking about?

7:21>> Hillary has killed people for less than what Zach said to her.

7:24>> So Hillary Clinton is one of the most blood soaked war criminals in the history. She rigged the pro the primary in 2016. So we again didn't have a choice. We had a choice from a blood so blood soaked anti-worker neocon or who's in bed with the banks who had a private position and a public position with the bank or we had Donald Trump an outsider who was going to throw a brick at through the window of the establishment. So there was no we didn't have a choice.

7:55I guess I missed that part of your interview with her about how she rigged the rigged the primary so nobody had a choice. I guess I missed that. I guess I missed the part where the Democrats rigged three three primaries in a row so nobody had a choice. They rigged 2016, they rigged 2020. And then in 2024, they didn't even bother to have one. And they had just appointed Kala Harris as the nominee. A woman who when she did run for president in 2020 had to drop out immediately because she couldn't get a single vote.

8:28And that's who our nominee was. And that's who we were left to vote for. And then she wouldn't go on Joe Rogan's show without a pre-approved set of questions.

8:36So when Joe Rogan said no to power like you wanted him to, they didn't buckle.

8:42They buckled to you because they knew you weren't going to actually challenge them and you didn't.

8:49So here's a here's your chance. Here's your what you want to say something, Kurt?

8:53>> Don't think Hillary was going to be mad that he did that. Hillary's not stupid.

8:57I mean, she's one of the most of all time. He did something where she was in on the joke instead of a joke that exposed her, >> which there's a million jokes he could make about Hillary that could have exposed her.

9:09>> He didn't.

9:11>> And now, let's see when he he sits down with Barack Obama. Now, you know, Barack Obama was not a departure from George W.

9:18Bush, even though people like Zack El Fanakis and all my empty-headed friends in Hollywood think so, because Barack Obama actually works for the same people that George Bush worked for. And who's that? That's the military-industrial complex, Wall Street, big pharma, and the oil companies and the banks. And how do I know that? Because a email which got revealed by Wikileaks showed that a email came from Croup to the Barack Obama campaign with a list of people they wanted in Barack Obama's cabinet. Guess how many of those people on that list, their wish list ended up in Barack Obama's cabinet. Every single

10:00one of them. Now, I know John that Zach doesn't know that. So, I guess you can't hold him accountable for it, but you can bring it up when he says stuff like that, which is nothing but projection from his unconscious, his shadow self, the part of him that he doesn't want to recognize that he's actually afraid to speak truth to power, which is why he never did, which is why he never ever questioned the establishment over the biggest, most horrible thing ever done to America, which was the COVID narrative, which was invented by Dr.

10:32Fouchy and nobody ever cares about that.

10:35And and by the way, do you know what the death rate from that? Cuz I know you don't know, Zach. The death rate from CO was 0.04%.

10:45And Bill Gates even realized and admitted that it wasn't deadly. It was just like the flu and it only affected old people. But yet we had mandated like Nazis mandated experimental medical treatments that people were forced to take by the by the Biden administration or they couldn't go to work, they couldn't travel, they couldn't go to eat and they couldn't go to school. But I know you don't know that, which is why I'm telling you that because that part of you lives in your shadow and then you project it that part that's afraid to qu to challenge power and then you hate that part of yourself. So, as Carl Jung

11:23has taught us, you projected it onto Joe Rogan and you projected it onto Theo Vaughn because you don't actually do that. I'm not saying you have to do that. I'm saying that I love the show you do. I love that you're silly with Plet Buri, the most powerful people in the world. But you can't then do be silly without ever challenging them and then do and then say that crap with again empty-headed Conan O'Brien pretending that he does that because I'm going to show you in a second that he sucked up to the biggest genocidal maniac murderer genocider in the history of the world maybe since Hitler. And I'm

12:02going to show you that in a second.

12:03Well, let's take a look at this. Is this is uh Zach Elephantis doing his court jester speaking challenging Barack Obama. You want to see >> Yeah.

12:14>> What? What? You What?

12:16>> First of all, I'm not the court jester, Zach. I got fired from that position. I don't give a about the court. I'm not in royalty like all these people are. Secondly, this is more damage done than any rogue interview of anything.

12:28the them being getting to be fun. Like Liz Winstead said it, the the chick that came up with the Daily Show. Don't let them come on the show and be funny and be the guy.

12:37>> Don't let them do that. And you know what? I don't know anything about positions, but I know she's right about that.

12:42>> And so let's watch him hold Obama's feet to the fire over Obamacare.

12:49Obamacare, which came directly from the Heritage Foundation, which was a direct giveaway to big pharma and health insurance companies. And how do I know that? Because the day they passed Obamacare, the stock of big pharma and health insurance companies went through the roof. And you know what Barack Obama didn't do? He didn't give us a public option, which is the ability for citizens to opt out of the private health insurance market and buy into Medicare, which he promised when he campaigned. He said he would not pass a healthc care bill over and over and over. He said this with he said he wouldn't pass it without a public

13:27option. And then guess what he did? He passed it without a public option. And let's remember that Barack Obama did he wasn't a departure from George Bush. He took us from two wars to seven. He prosecuted more journalists using the Espionage Act than all the presidents in history combined. He imprisoned Chelsea Manning, tortured her.

13:50uh he did two wars and expanded the war in Afghanistan. He did the Libya war, turned it into what the most successful country in Africa and turned it into a failed state with open slave markets till this day. And then he did the dirty war in Syria, which overthrew Bash al Bash al-Assad. And guess who's now the head of Syria? The former chief head chopper of al-Qaeda is now the guy running Syria because as I predicted that would happen in 2018. If you get rid of Assad, they're going to replace him with al-Qaeda. And that's exactly what happened. Now again, I know that he doesn't know any of this

14:33which is why I'm telling him now because I know he's going to see this video. So now let's watch him hold the feet his feet to the fire of Barack Obama. Let's watch.

14:45>> So, do you go to any websites that are docoms orn nets or do you mainly just stick with?

14:50>> No, actually we uh go to do.govs. Have you heard of healthcare.gov?

14:54>> Here we go. Okay, let's get this out of the way. What did you come here to plug?

14:58>> Well, first of all, I think it's fair to say that I wouldn't be with you here today if I didn't have something to plug. Have you heard of the Affordable Care Act?

15:04>> Oh, yeah. I heard about that. That's the thing that doesn't work. Why would you get the guy that created the zoo to make your website?

15:09>> Healthcare.gov gov works right now and millions of Americans have already gotten health insurance plans and what we want is for people to know that you can get affordable healthcare and most young Americans right now they're not covered uh and the truth is is that they can get coverage all for uh what it cost you to pay your cell phone bill.

15:27>> Is this what they mean by drones?

15:29>> The point is that a lot of young people they think they're invincible.

15:32>> Did you say in invisible because uh no problem?

15:36>> Not not invisible. invincible, meaning that they don't think they can get hurt.

15:40>> I'll just say that nobody could be invisible if you had said invisible.

15:43>> I understand that if they get that health insurance, it can really make a big difference. And they've got till March 31st to sign up.

15:48>> I don't have a computer. So, how does >> Well, then you can call 1800 3182596.

15:53>> I don't have a phone. I'm off the grid.

15:55I don't want you people like looking at my text, if you know what I mean.

15:58>> So, that's him absolutely not holding power accountable. That's him letting Barack Obama spew his propaganda about OC Obamacare and he doesn't push back because like every other comedian in Hollywood, he doesn't know about Obamacare and he doesn't know about Obama and he doesn't know that he worked for the exact same people that George Bush and Dick Cheney did. And in fact, black people's lives got no better two terms and black people were the ones who wouldn't vote for Hillary Clinton.

16:31We've covered this and I guess he does.

16:33I know he doesn't know that either. It was even covered in the New York Times about how black people said we voted for Barack Obama twice and our lives got worse. And Obamacare was again a giveaway to big health insurance and big pharma and people's premiums are through the roof and people still go bankrupt when they get sick because he lied when he said, "I'm going to give you a public option." Zach brought up none of that stuff, but he does have the balls to go on a podcast hosted by a guy who gave a ball washing to Benjamin Netanyahu >> and normalized the IDF in Israel to to commit a genocide. That's who that's

17:14what he did. So, >> the guy who begged Rick Riner uh begged everyone not to call 911 for his holiday party.

17:23The Riner boy. So, uh, and here's the here's a question that he was too off limits for Zach to even Barack Obama's staff wanted Zach to ask this question, and it was too off limits for him. Let's listen.

17:36>> There's waiters and and his staff.

17:39>> So, he's at the White House. Zach is at the White House.

17:42>> There's waiters and and his staff were around. I was getting ready to go interview the president and on the menu, they brought the dessert menu around.

17:51There was a thing on the menu called uh chocolate freedom.

17:56>> So I say to them, not trying to be funny. You guys call the president this, right?

18:00>> YEAH.

18:06>> And they all SAID, "YOU HAVE TO ASK HIM THAT." I'm like, "No, I'm not going to ask him that question."

18:14You wouldn't ask him that question?

18:15That's hilarious. His whole staff wanted you to ask him it. It's okay. So that's how afraid Zach is to actually hold power accountable. He wouldn't even ask him that silly little question.

18:27>> And what he basically did was a t a ball washing, a tongue bath of Barack Obama, letting him spew his propaganda and actually propped up Barack Obama and Obamacare instead of exposing what Obamacare really was, which was a failure. And by the way, chocolate freedom, doesn't that sound like what Bill Maher asks his hooker to give him?

18:47That's just that just trans hooker that bet.

18:50>> Wait, maybe the only person only comedian in Hollywood who knows less about current events and actual politicians is Bill Maher. So >> still not Bill Marlo. You're right. Bill Maher would be is a lower standard.

19:02Yeah.

19:02>> So uh I just wanted to say that and I'm not saying Zack Elephanakis is a bad guy. I always loved Zack. I still love his comedy, but it hurts so much to see comedians who I thoroughly enjoy their comedy betray comedy. And almost all of them betrayed comedy during COVID. And they made fun of people who didn't want to take an experimental medical treatment with no long-term studies that was super unnecessary, which caused way more adverse events than all the vaccines combined before it. you. He also doesn't know that because he doesn't get his news from anywhere else except CNN and MSNBC and the New York

19:49Times and the Washington Post just like Bill Maher. So that if you don't know that the death rate from COVID which was invented by Dr. Fouchy and he lied about it twice to Congress and then Biden gave him a blanket pardon going back to 2014 because the gain of function research was outlawed. So, he had to do it through a CIA cutout called Echo Health Alliance. I know you don't know any of this which is okay that you don't know it, but it's not okay for you to pretend like you're the truth teller and that you actually hold power accountable cuz you don't. Nobody in Hollywood does that. You know who does it? People at

20:30this show. I did it and now nobody in Hollywood talks to me anymore because I told the truth about Ukraine. I told the truth about the Russia gate. I told the truth about Seth Rich, about Hillary Clinton rigging the elections. I told the truth about CO. Everything I've said about COVID was a thousand% correct. I brought on doctors that were pillaried and marginalized and discredited by the pharma bought media and I brought them on to tell the truth about COVID. And guess what? Those videos are still up on YouTube because they're 100% accurate.

21:05Even though they tried to censor me and they took down five of my videos and now they guess what YouTube did, Zach, they reinstated all those videos because now everybody admits that what I was saying at the time was the truth. So they tried to end my career on YouTube. They tried to end my whole company, right? I have eight people working for me. They tried to end the whole thing, but I told the truth anyway. And people like you listen to propaganda and then stop talking to people like me and disparage me behind my back. That's what happens because you are no nothing empty-headed goalong suckups who would

21:46never do anything that would risk your position in Hollywood.

21:50Doesn't make you a bad guy, but it does make you an hypocrite when you try to come after Joe Rogan who also stuck his neck out and told the truth about CO. So much so that CNN painted and colored his skin green when he got CO to try to discredit him.

22:11You still don't know that Ivormectton actually treated COVID, do you? You don't know. You don't know that there's hundreds of studies that says Ivormectin treated COVID. You don't know that they knew that back in 2006 that it treated COVID a SARS co virus in vitro. You don't know that. But you just still think it's horse-pace like all of my ex-friend in Hollywood because you're a empty-headed dimwit, which is good for as a comedian. But you can't go on and do and do that what you said about Theo and Joe Rogan because then that makes you a hypocritical who I know enough about Carl Young to know that you

22:52know that that's in your shadow that that's the part of your personality that you split off and put in your unconscious cuz you hate that part of yourself. And then as Carl Young has taught us, you then project that part of yourself that you hate onto Joe Rogan and Theo Vaughn and people like me. So again, try to find out something I said about COVID that was incorrect and you'll be wrong about it. And all the people who slandered me and continue to do so to this day, calling me a Trumper.

23:22I've never voted for Republican in my life. Do you know that? Do you know that? And said, "Oh, Jimmy Door, he was pushing Ivormect and he ruined his his reputation." Do you know? Did it ever cross your mind that maybe you were wrong about that? Did it ever cross your mind that you were lied to by the big pharma bought media about Ivormectton?

23:42Because you were. And you know, even Chris Cuomo, the number one host at CNN until he got fired, is now admitting that he was trans, he was telling people lies about Ivormectin because he got vaccine injured and the doctors put him on ivormectin to treat his vaccine injury, which is the same thing that happened to me, which is how I found out about Ivormekin cuz I got vaccine injured. One of the first people to take the vaccine was me and then I got vaccine injured and then they gave me ivormectin and I said, "Hey, isn't this horse pace?" And they said, "No, Jimmy, this is actually a Nobel Prize winning

24:18medicine. It's on the WH's list of essential medicines and that it's been prescribed billions of times and it's saved billions of lives." And guess what? They all take ivormectin in Africa. And who had the lowest rates of death from COVID? Africa.

24:35So, I know again, you don't know any of this And why am I so animated?

24:40Because I've had to live this for the last six years. And my career is was over in Hollywood, which thank God I can do this and do it by myself. I don't need Hollywood or gatekeepers who still make you wear masks again, which was pointless.

24:57And you were lied to. You're lied to.

24:59They lied about everything. They lied about where the virus came from. They lied about that Fouchi funded the creation of the virus. They lied about how deadly the virus was. They lied about mass. They lied about her immunity. They lied about natural immunity. They lied about uh the virus stop the vaccine stopping transmission.

25:16They lied about the vaccine stopping contraction. They lied about social distancing. They lied about lockdowns.

25:23They lied about keeping your kids out of school. There wasn't a goddamn thing they did. They lied about how toxic the COVID vaccine was. And you still don't know how it was, how toxic it was. You still don't even know what the term excess death means. You still don't know that. You still don't know that they rigged all the COVID data about how many people were dying from COVID and how many people were unvaccinated who died from it and how many people were vaccinated who died from. You still don't know any of that stuff cuz they were all lies and you're an incurious empty-headed Hollywood face. But

25:57you're and and again that part of you that wants to challenge power and wants to challenge the establishment, including the worst part of the establishment, which is the Hollywood establishment, you still don't you still don't have the balls to do that. So, you split that off from your conscious uh uh your your conscious mind and you put it in your unconscious mind and then you project it on other people, which is exactly what you're doing. And I know you don't know anything about Carl Jung and you don't know anything about projection or the unconscious. And that's why I'm explaining it to you once

26:32again.

26:33So most of my favorite comedian, this is not just you, Zach. I'm still going to enjoy your comedy. I'm still going to enjoy your movies because you are absolutely hilarious.

26:43and all with some of my best friends, the biggest names in comedy betrayed themselves and betrayed their audiences when they told people don't do your own research. You're advocating for people to stay ignorant and trust the man on the TV, which is the opposite. That's almost a quote directly from one of my favorite comedian. That's the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do as a what? That's the the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do as a comedian. You're not supposed to shame people, your audience, for trying to get informed about an experimental medical treatment they're being forced to take

27:25at the expense of profits for big pharma. You're you're and for questioning authority. You're supposed to shame people for going along with the establishment and not questioning authority. You ever heard that saying, obey little, resist much? Well, you did the opposite during co and you still haven't said about it because you don't know about it. Just like Bill Maher doesn't know about it. Just like any other comedian in Hollywood doesn't know about it.

27:53>> Okay. So now >> um he's a bad guy. He's not a good guy.

27:56I'm going to tell you why. He's got a Netflix show about organic gardening and how you got to eat or you know you got to eat garden food and that's the future. Blah blah blah. If you know about that you should know about this other stuff. people who went, >> if you know about the poison in the food that only rich people could afford not to eat, you should know about the other stuff.

28:13>> People People like Neil Young went from doing protests against GMO in our foods to taking his music off Spotify because Joe Rogan was telling the truth about a big pharma scam that was poisoning people >> called the COVID vac.

28:30>> Yeah. Cuz deep down they're they're nobles in their heart. You know what I mean? deep down they hate the peasants and anything that the peasants like is bad. They don't even consider Rogan a comedian. So why are you complaining about his >> They don't even That's exactly what a great What a great point. You guys don't even call him a comedian.

28:45>> So So really he just platformed him.

28:48Well, the guy was running for president and he won. And if you think it's cuz Joe Rogan let him speak on a podcast. I mean like I don't even think I can explain to you why you're an idiot. that the re the reason why and they have no idea. Michael Moore knows why Donald Trump got elected the first time. He'll never say it again, but he gave a speech where he said the reason why they uh people were workingass people were willing people who voted for Bernie Sanders in the primary then voted for and the reason why they were willing to do that was because of the failures of the Democratic party. They had voted

29:22Democrat, especially black people. Voted for Barack Obama twice, and their lives kept getting worse. And they kept breaking their promise. They won't raise the They won't give us health care. They won't give us Medicare for all like the rest of the goddamn world. They They won't give us a minimum wage. Joe Biden crushed uh union strikes, the railroad strike. Joe Joe Biden also forced an experimental medical treatment on people, which is Nazi That is fascism. Nazi But of course, they don't know anything about it. So now, let's keep let's keep going. Now, now we're going to get into the to to the

29:57Conan O'Brien part of this. And Conan O'Brien, who I have to admit up front, I don't like. I like Zach. I don't like Conan O'Bri.

30:13And uh I I came from uh I I come from the streets. My My dad was a cop and a brick layer. I was a brick layer. I worked as a mason and then I got into comedy. It's a It's a po It's It's a working class, >> not a Freemason. A mason literally >> literal ma It's a It's A WORKING CLASS ART. IT'S NOT A HIGH ART. It's a working class art. And so and and when Conan O'Brien was handed that job on a platter uh by what's the guy's name? Uh uh >> Les. No, no. The guy from NBC who does Lauren Michaels.

30:50>> Oh, Lauren.

30:50>> Cuz Lauren Michaels has a particular taste for milk toast white guys who aren't that funny. Which is why Seth Rogan is on TV. Which is why Seth Rogan is on TV for Don't Which is why Seth Rogan is on TV forever. Which is why Jimmy Fallon is on TV forever. And which is why Conan was on TV forever.

31:10>> Seth Myers.

31:10>> Seth Myers. Until they What did I say?

31:12>> Seth Rogan.

31:13>> Seth I meant Seth Seth Myers. which is why Conan was on TV for 20 years until actually he got a platform with a big audience and and they realized nobody likes this guy. Nobody watch cuz he's not funny. And so that's my pos. I know I'm in the in the minority in Hollywood on that. But the fact and but I will every comedian will admit this that Conan O'Brien sucked as an interviewer the first day on the job and he got no better. So yeah, he had some funny sketches because he had the funniest people in the world writing sketches for him.

31:47So here we go. So I just wanted to tell you that up in all uh you know I just want to be transpar for transparency's sake. I already have a chip on my shoulder about Conan. But uh you're going to see why it's a well-deserved chip in just a second. Let's watch this.

32:02>> Also, what a I I see this all the time and I've seen it for years and years and years and years. people not understanding that if they go to the supposedly vulnerable place and have a sense of humor about it, it is magical for them. People see they have a sense of humor. They see that they can take a joke. I mean, no one walked away from your interview with Obama and thought, "Wow, you really showed him." CUZ THEY DIDN'T BECAUSE BARACK OBAMA was in on the joke. You Harvard You overeducated idiot.

32:38Wow. Wow. He got to be hilarious. He sat there.

32:44>> Yeah. And you know what that means, Conan? That means that the comedian wasn't being the jester as Zach says they should be. He was there as a prop to prop up the powerful.

32:56He got to be the funny guy. That's the opposite of what Zach is saying that Joe Rogan and Theo Vaughn should have did.

33:04But of course, they're too dim-witted and their mind, the gears only work one way. It's the establishment. So whatever the establishment narrative is, that's the way the gears in their brains work cuz they've never seriously challenged the establishment ever.

33:18Okay. And entered your world of, you know, um being intentionally ignorant about who he is, what he does.

33:26>> Talk about being intentionally ignorant.

33:28Holy effing f.

33:30>> Cutting him off. um being in insanely rude and gave it back to you in equal measure and you looked at it and you thought this is a great piece of comedy and I know it reflects well back on the president and our current president.

33:44>> Well, that's the exact opposite of what Zach is saying that Joe Rogan and Theo should have done. You're not supposed to do comedy that reflects well back onto the president. You're supposed to do comedy that exposes them that the emperor has no clothes. You're not supposed to put a tuxedo on the emperor, which is what Zach does. And you do, too.

34:06>> Would do.

34:07>> And they're too dim-witted and empty-headed and they have the gears in their brain that only goes one way establishment that they don't even realize that what he's doing is contradicting everything Zach just said.

34:21He's contradicting everything Zach just said. And they're two, they don't even realize it. Neither do the other two uh people sitting at that table. I don't even know who they are.

34:30>> Well, to understand that, to understand that, you know, if he let himself be the butt of the joke, >> it's humanizing. I know it is impossible.

34:37>> You wouldn't do it with him. It It would It wouldn't work.

34:39>> It wouldn't work. I I I saying in an alternate universe, if we're talking about a different human being, they would see >> So, they're talking about Trump would never It would never They would never It would never work. An alternative universe. I think I think at the at the that there's this misconception that oh the media just wants to go after conservatives. Um and they don't understand that everyone benefits when they laugh at themselves.

35:06>> That's right.

35:07>> Period.

35:08>> Yes.

35:08>> Everyone wins. Yes.

35:09>> If you laugh at yourself, >> it humanizes you and like pherommones are released and humans think that's a good human. who and and when you refuse to let that happen, that's not projecting strength, it's projecting weakness.

35:25>> Well, so it would never I don't know if you heard him. Yeah, Donald Trump is too stupid. It would never Jack said it would never work. He would never allow that to happen. I don't I don't know if you remember this, but he allowed himself to be the butt of an hour and a half >> I warmed it up. I was the warm-up.

35:40>> Kurt Mezer was the warm-up for this show. He invited all the comedian all the comedians to come and rip him a new When did Barack Obama ever do that? When did Hillary Clinton ever do that? When did Joe Biden ever do that?

35:53When did Kla Harris do that? Again, you guys are such pukes that you make me have to semidefend Donald Trump, which I'm not doing. I'm doing this to point out that again, you don't know what you're talking about, >> Jimmy. Trump had one rule famously, and Anthony Jeznik always tells this story.

36:12So the limits of making fun of Trump, you want to know what they were? You say whatever you wanted.

36:16>> You just can't say he had less money.

36:18>> You couldn't say he had less money than he claimed to have. That was the one rule he gave people, right?

36:22>> Which is weird as hell, but you I mean that's more than Camala would do like any of these people.

36:29So that I I can't I that I cannot get over that one four or five minute clip of Zack and Dimwit from how the overeducated from what is he from Harvard or Hale Yale wherever he's from.

36:44>> Conan is from Harvard Lampoon >> that they know he knows nothing. I actually think and they can't even figure out that hey we're actually undercutting Zach's argument right now.

36:56I don't know if you guys know this, but I Conan just took a huge dump on Zach's argument.

37:03>> He said that it made it made his interview with Obama made Obama look better. Do you know that's the exact opposite of what Zach is saying a comedian is supposed to do? Which it is the exact opposite.

37:14>> Now I'm going to get No, go ahead, Kurt.

37:16You want to say something?

37:17>> They would never to some maniac feminist or some gender nonsense. They would never dare >> ever >> say anything. And do you think that might have counted more than Joe's interview? Maybe that the cuz David Cross cannot even win a debate against Bill Maher because his thing was well maybe we should transition a three-year-old. That's I mean does that sum it up right there?

37:40>> David Cross also made fun of people who question big pharma. I mean the exact opposite the exact opposite of what comedians are supposed to be doing. They betrayed not only themselves but their audience and comedy.

37:55Uh, and so you want to hear the truth about Conan O'Brien? Here's the truth about Conan O'Brien. He went to Israel to do a puff piece on the genocidal state of Israel and the genocidal maniac, the biggest murderer of children since Hitler, Benjamin Netanyahu. And guess who called him out on it? Z. Zack, did you know this? Did you know the guy you're talking to went and did a tongue bath to a genocidal maniac who murders children on the regular? Guess who called him out?

38:26Israel newspapers called him out.

38:29>> Yeah.

38:29>> Israeli newspapers called him out. This is Herets. In Israel, Conan O'Brien became a pathy for Netanyahu's propaganda.

38:42Whoa.

38:44Whoa. Uh, and again, I just want to remind everybody, Joe Rogan and Theo, it's not a comedy podcast. Trump was the only candidate who didn't have a list of approved questions.

38:56Journalists are supposed to be doing that job, but they aren't. Okay, so here, uh, this is from Herets. This is from a Jewish newspaper in Israel.

39:10They say, "The best publicity you get for free." And Israel sure got a ton of pre free publicity over the past week from none other than Conan O'Brien, who has been filming a Conan in Israel special for his show.

39:24Using Facebook Live, Snapchat, Instagram, and YouTube, O'Brien has broadcast his trip nonstop.

39:33and what he's seen hasn't strayed one inch from precisely the kind of image Netanyahu Netanyahu and his government would want the world to see.

39:45O'Brien has amplified Israel's positive propaganda apparatus more efficiently than the state itself could have dreamt someone of his stature would ever do.

39:57Did Zach say to Conan about that?

40:00No. Not nothing. It's Joe Roman and Theo Vaughn though, right? Okay.

40:05>> What you want to say something, Kurt?

40:07>> He doesn't Zach doesn't know about any of that stuff. Theo Vaughn will courageously, I would say, speak out on the is genocide of Gaza, which none of these punks >> none of these punks will do. None of them.

40:21Uh, Israel, Israeli public diplomacy or Hosbbor often conveys two key messages about Israel to the world. First, Israel is a key player against terrorism, the Iron Dome of the Western world. Secondly, Israel is a fun western liberal state in the middle of a wilderness of the Middle East. In other words, it is a small, attractive country with un with unfortunate and unfair public relations, but the cocktails are great and the women are beautiful >> like Dubai.

40:58Both elements are very much present in OB O' O'Brien's social media tour of Israel.

41:05He sampled Tel Aviv's craziest drink, visited the offices of the startup nation's most recent big success, the navigation app, Ways, talked about Israel's beautiful women and buff men, and even did a 50inute long Facebook live broadcast from an IDF training station session with an all female unit.

41:28Wow. Hey, Conan, did you get to slaughter innocent gazins on your class trip? Did they nickname you Conan the actual barbarian?

41:37>> He's part of it.

41:38>> Here's a picture of him. John Stewart.

41:39Hey, today I had my butt kicked by women of the IDF.

41:44That's me in the middle.

41:48>> I thought the son would have done it because he's one of nature's clowns, the ginger.

41:53>> So, let's watch. Let's watch just a little snippet of it.

41:56>> The point of this exercise >> is to prove that I don't have a soul.

42:01to prove that I don't have a conscience and to prove that I'm willing to prop up a genocidal regime who is the cancer of the world because I am from Harvard and I actually lack balls and courage.

42:15That's what the point of this is. But this is what he says it is.

42:18>> Ladies, the point of this exercise is to see if I am fit for the Israeli army. Is that correct?

42:25>> Yes.

42:25>> I have quick moves. Would that be any of that be good in a fight?

42:31>> Fight with clowns.

42:34>> What do you mean I'm a mess? You're supposed to build up my confidence. Not saying I'm a mess. Do you know if a battle started now, I would be all day putting on >> If a battle started now, you'd be with them slaughtering children.

42:46>> I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. YOU GOT HIM. ALMOST THERE. HOLD ON. ALMOST THERE. AND THE BATTLE'S OVER. THE battle's over.

42:54>> Let's be honest. I look like a chef. All right, what do I do?

42:57>> Let's remember he's in a country, but people will say, "Yeah, but Jimmy, they didn't do the genocide until after he did this video." They were already slaughtering Palestinians on the regular. They had been they the whole country was based on a knockb, which is a slaughter, a genocide of the people of Palestine. They kicked almost a million people out of their houses, raped, pillaged, and killed them. And the people who did that, who founded Israel, they are now deemed terrorist organizations. That's for And who did that? That's legit.

43:30It's founded by terrorists with terrorism. And they've been occupying Palestine for 70 freaking years and slaughtering them. They're an occupied people. They're the colonial settlers.

43:44They're the occupiers. And so just don't give me that This was before.

43:49>> Wait, Jimmy. Well, first of all, I don't understand why they act like the female IDF are all tough and Cuz I can tell you from experience when you meet them here in the States, they act like they didn't do nothing.

43:58>> That's right.

44:00>> First, >> climbing over a wall.

44:02>> I got to get over this wall. My first shot?

44:03>> Yeah.

44:03>> You know, there is another way. You mind moving aside?

44:06>> Yes.

44:11>> I mean, if there's one thing people should take away, uh, genocide is funny and death is adorable. That's what I think. Here we go.

44:19Yeah. Very good. Use your legs. Legs up.

44:21Up. UP. UP. GET IN HERE. HOLD YOUR LEGS.

44:26YES.

44:30PUSH ON MY ASS. PUSH.

44:34>> NO, you're okay.

44:36I'm sorry.

44:39Oh god.

44:41You're >> good.

44:44>> Yeah.

44:44>> Yeah.

44:45>> IT'S AMAZING.

44:47LOOK, I GOT A CUT. I got a cut. CALL THE HELICOPTER. LOOK AT THAT.

45:00>> If you're going to kill kids, you really need that much training, Jimmy.

45:02>> Do you really?

45:04>> So, here here he is. Watch how he makes fun of how much land that Israel has stolen from the Palestinians. But under the guise of making fun of Donald Trump, watch this. Here we go. came to uh Jerusalem and uh he was very impressed with Jerusalem. He has a peace plan, a way to divide up the city that he thinks will bring great peace and harmony.

45:21Here's what he wants to do right over there. That's going to be a Trump hotel, best in the world. That's going to be a casino or the humus fountain. This is a great river for tourists that can float around. And right here, everybody, Muslim, Christian, Jews will all live together in one condominium.

45:33You think this could work?

45:35>> Uh I love the river.

45:36>> And this, by the way, uh is real. His face is going to be projected right over.

45:42It's going to go up in 6 months. And guess what? Mexico is going to pay for it.

45:47>> It's true.

45:47>> So, you know what? What the >> You know what map? He didn't show you the actual map of Palestine.

45:54>> Cuz that was Palestine before they did the Nagba, which was the slaughter of the Palestinians to steal their land.

46:01That was it afterwards. That was it 1967.

46:06This is what it looks like today.

46:10That's what Palestinians have left from Israel. He didn't show you that, did he?

46:15Cuz he's cuz he's a guy from Harvard and he's an establishment puke. That's why.

46:24>> Wow. And then Israelis will show you a map. My friend Rich Voss loves to show a map of tiny Israel.

46:29>> Yeah.

46:29>> As tiny as the part the people you took it from. Is it?

46:33>> Most of his So this is back to the Jewish newspaper from Israel. Most of his visit went by without the barest acknowledgment of the political reality there. His two main encounters broadcasted on Facebook live with Palestinians were stereotypical orientalist encounters both in marketplaces. In Jerusalem he was taught how to haggle by the merchants and in the second in Bethlehem was sold a fake hookah and was treated to tea. Wow. When haggling doesn't work, you just send in the bombers and mow the lawn. He doesn't even know what mow the lawn means. And neither does Zach.

47:15>> Even though it's a joke that sounds like both of them would make it if they watching O'Brien, this is again, this is from the Jewish newspaper in Israel.

47:24watching O'Brien walking through the streets of Jerusalem's old city se scene of a massive Palestinian protest movement only a month ago but left unmentioned was perplexing he didn't bring it he didn't bring it up the most politically charged location in the country has suddenly become through O'Brien's gaze just like any other Arab market in his own words in Marrakesh or in Disney's imaginary I don't know how to say that Agraba >> Agraba He also visited the Ada re refugee camp from where he shared a photo alongside kids who were not impressed with his show business stories. Their lack of enthusiasm was an eloquent push back to

48:09O'Brien's attempt to turn them into a sickopantic audience and his utter lack of commentary about their lives as refugees.

48:18>> Wait, he went to the camp?

48:20>> Yep.

48:21O'Brien's videos not stepping an inch from what you would expect from a full-fledged Hosboro campaign. I think there this is from this is him talking.

48:31I think there might be a lot of people in the world who would think that that's a very tense place and it's not the the impression that you get.

48:39>> Oh, he's he's in on it. He's doing >> Yes, he's in on it. O'Brien told Israeli news anchor woman uh during his interview last Wednesday, >> that's very intentional. Of course, you would get a different impression from the Palestinian prop population.

48:56Conan, you're just a useful toy to be used like a giant dildo and throw it away when you're no longer needed.

49:04O'Brien obligingly sat down with Benjamin Netanyahu and joked around with him about the prime minister's dog.

49:14The meeting followed and Well, you want to see that video? I'll show it to you.

49:18Here's Sit. You must sit. You must sit.

49:21There you go. Here's the difference between this dog and an American dog. No American dog is satisfied with a cucumber. We They want two cucumbers.

49:29>> The reason why that dog is satisfied with the cucumber, Conan, is because that dog knows that BB will take him out back and have him shot if he doesn't behave.

49:38>> He's probably counting his calories to make sure he has just enough not to have >> just enough. So here, let's get back to So he obligedly sat down with the prime minister, didn't push back one bit, didn't do any kind of uh court gesturing that made Benjamin Netanyahu look bad or expose him as the maniac that he is.

49:59>> We just want to die.

50:00>> The meeting followed an Instagram video Netanyahu shared where he welcomed O'Brien. Netanyahu's celebration of O'Brien's visit not only contributes to his social media image as a cool worldly guy, the same politician who copycats Trump terms like fake news and calls African refugees and asylum seekers infiltrators. That's what Netanyahu does, just like Trump, but serves as proof of Netanyahu's claim that Israel is far from being isolated and that his policies have done no damage to Israel's image in the eyes of the world. I mean, how can you say that after you have someone as famous as O'Brien coming

50:37here?

50:38>> Wait, Jimmy, recall Joe O'Bri Larry Ellison wanted Joe to have Netanyahu on, but Netanyahu had a pre-approved list of to say that and so Joe didn't have him on. So, there's no way that Conan didn't get a pre-approved list of what they >> 100% that Conan got a pre-approved list of stuff.

50:56>> What a punk.

50:57>> And what a punk. And Joe Rogan brought on Dave Smith to complete and other people >> and me and anybody that knows the truth about it >> and Abby Martin and all kinds of scholars on how horrible Israel is to blow that away. Conan O'Brien never did that ever. Ever. Okay.

51:18>> Or Zack.

51:19>> Or Zach here. One thing I can tell you, you think you in Israel, you got problems? It's every day in the United States. O'Brien said in the very same channel to so Israel is just a sweet little place just like Benjamin Na want you to think it's okay. This is really disgusting, isn't it? Isn't it disgusting that Jews in Israel know that Conan O'Brien's a piece of >> Well, they didn't have the the the corporate woke thing we had over there.

51:48They were getting real news in Israel.

51:50>> They get better news. They get better news than we do about Israel. Okay.

51:53That's that's why it's even more surprising that as a politically aware American, O'Brien could tour Israel, even paying a short but dutiful visit to the West Bank, and completely ignore the political situation.

52:08This sort of willful ignorance may have been acceptable before the Trump era, but today it's even harder to excuse this constant attempt to not talk about politics abroad when you do talk about politics at home. This is post Trump that he I mean you're going to lecture someone else.

52:26>> You're going to lecture someone else.

52:27O'Brien's attempt to shut his own eyes and not see the checkpoints he crossed on the way to Bethlehem for what they are. The old city for its volatility or Netanyahu for his dire role in local politics are even more apparent when you compare it to his critical approach towards Trump. But we live in times where neutrality actually means choosing a side. Because O'Brien tries to say, "I'm not political. I'm neutral." Well, being neutral, all art is political.

52:56By not saying something, you're saying you're tacidly propping up the establishment narrative, aren't you? So, you have a platform to do something with your art and you choose not to, which is a tacid endorsement of the status quo.

53:12>> Well, look, I'm glad I'm glad to explain that to the Harvard guy.

53:15>> Yeah, but look, if you say you're not political, then shut the up. If you're not political, I go ahead and be not political and live in your world that you have that your golden money cage or whatever. Why are you criticizing anyone else about anything if you're not political?

53:31>> So, back to this. But we live in times where neutrality actually means choosing a side. Painting Israel is just another fun tourist spot, and normalizing what isn't normal is an active contribution to the narrative of Israel's right-wing government. O'Brien's trip has done nothing but strengthen Israel's Villa in the jungle self-image and that image is crucial to Netanyahu because it facilitates justifying all of its policies and actions and not least to its American audience. So, and here's another guy that Zack and Conan O'Brien did not criticize, John Stewart.

54:10>> John Stewart is a phony of the highest order. if you don't know it cuz I know you don't know it cuz you don't know anything and you don't watch the show when I point it out to you. So here and Chris Hedges pointed it out on my show the first time he came on Chris Hedges.

54:27So he pretends like it's a leftright issue all the time and here he is after Trump started a war with Iran at the behest of Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu and slaughtered women and children at a school. Here he is going to make fun of the Ayatollah, the guy that Trump killed, the leader of their religious uh of their religion and their country.

54:49Watch how he makes fun of him. By the way, using racist tropes against him.

54:54Watch this.

54:56>> THAT GUY, BY THE WAY, THERE HE WAS martyed at 86.

55:02Man, are the virgins going to be disappointed.

55:05So he's using that old trope that they use around 9/11 about they they want to kill themselves cuz they get to bang 82 or 71 virgin. He's doing that in real time right now.

55:24>> I'm sorry. Am I Am I GOING TOO HARD ON HOMMIN?

55:29YEAH, you're going too hard on another country that we started a a war of an illegal war of aggression with at the behest of Israel so we could steal their oil. Did you know that? Yes. So this is the kind again they don't say anything about John Stewart. John Stewart gave John McCain tongue bath after tongue bath after tongue bath. John M. John Stewart who brought on Hillary Clinton and Condisa Rice from the Bush administration. Two of the most blood soaked murderous maniacs in the history of the world and gave them both a tongue bath. Didn't push back one bit on them. But of course, Zach doesn't know that and Conan

56:12O'Brien doesn't know that. So they don't even bring it up. But they their shadow self gets projected on Joe Rogan.

56:20And by the way, here's Joe Rogan. You know what he's doing there? This he's at Disney World. You know what he's doing?

56:26He's giving a Ukrainian just what did I say? Here's John Stewart, not Joe.

56:31Here's John Stewart at Disney World. And you know what he's doing? He's pinning a metal on a Ukrainian soldier. You know the problem with that? This Ukrainian soldier has got a bandage over his left elbow. Why do you think he has that? Cuz he's injured? No, he has that because he has a Nazi tattoo on it. Because he's a legit Nazi. And as I've said on this show since the beginning of the Ukraine war, John Stewart will never tell the people in his audience the truth about the Ukraine war. In fact, he's going to pin a medal on a legit Nazi. Now, I know John Stewart knows he did that because I brought it up on Joe Rogan's show when I

57:12was on it, the most popular show in the world. So, believe me, it got back to him. He knows he did that. And not only did he not address it and apologize for it and explain to his audience what was actually happening in Ukraine, which was as a war of aggression by NATO, which had been planned for over a decade, but he won't go anywhere to be interviewed. Will someone will ask him about this?

57:40because he's an establishment tool who doesn't want to lose his place in polite liib society just like Conan just like Zach just like all of them.

57:53You know what I say?

57:58>> O I I don't want any trouble.

58:06And here, as Wyatt Reed says, from murdering 10 black shoppers in Buffalo to nearly assassinating Argentina's vice president in Buenes, a shocking number of terrorist acts have been carried out globally by violent fascists adorned with Nazi black sons this year.

58:24That's what that is, a Nazi black sun on his elbow. Did John Stewart realize he was honoring a Nazi last month?

58:34The Pentagon recruiting John Stewart to publicly honor an open admirer of the Third Reich at Disney World shows just how intertwined the military industrial complex and the institutions of America's soft power have become. So now you know the rest of the story. Will it make a difference to to Zach? No. Will it make a difference to Conan O'Brien?

58:58No, it won't. Will I still enjoy Zach's comedy? Yes, I will. I'm not going to deprive myself of that just like I'm not going to deprive myself of enjoying Woody Allen movies because he's the creep that he is. I can separate the artist from the art.

59:14>> I never get the good ones I wanted.

59:16Woody the sleeper you can't get online.

59:18You got to like order it.

59:20>> So, this took a long time to get through, but it was worth it.

59:24And um now you know the kind of hellscape that I've been living in since 2016 since I wouldn't vote for a blood soaked wararmongering anti-worker tool of Wall Street and the military-industrial complex Hillary Clinton who rigged her own primary so we couldn't have a real choice of a populist who cares about health care and workers like Bernie Sanders and a blood soaked neocon Hillary Clinton. We didn't have a choice in 2016. We didn't have a choice in 2020. We didn't have a choice in 2024. And believe me, we ain't going to have a choice in 2028. You guys still think the Democrats are the good guys.

60:06They all work for the same people. They all agree on the most hor Yeah, Democrats and Republicans, they disagree on trans bathrooms. You know what they do agree on? Slaughtering Palestinians. They agree on wars in Ukraine, starting a war with a nuclear power. They they agree on overthrowing Venezuela. They agree on they they agree on the war in Iran. They agree on keeping healthc care away from American people. They agree they agree on smashing a railroad union strike. There it's like it they agree on they agree on all it's like it's like if your parents got they all agree on the most horrible stuff. It's like if your parents got

60:46divorced, but they both agreed you should go to military school. That's what this is like. They're divorced, but they all agree on the worst Kurt, you want to say anything to end this?

60:57Um, you know, I forgot about the uh pinning a metal on a Nazi thing that there nothing is is beyond I think interviewing Trump one time. I didn't even watch the interview. Neither did Zach Alvanagus. None of these people watched the interview. I know.

61:09>> They just go they just assume like people are zombies that do as they're told. So they can't imagine people have real problems, >> right? They they're rich from doing as they're told. They can't imagine people have real problems or people that did as they're told but they got screwed over anyway because they don't hang out with them. So the idea that in any way every single time some I've seen this happen.

61:31Oh yeah, this the comedians who let everyone down. That's whose fault the failures are. The the comedians didn't make fun of the right guy in your fake election. Like shut the up.

61:40>> I still think elections are real.

61:43a lot. Hey, a lot goes right down the line. It's real sad and it people don't figure it out till it hits him personally. But don't worry, it will.

61:51>> So, hey, if you'd like to hear my jokes about this kind of garbage, come see me this weekend in Tulsa, Oklahoma and Oklahoma City. Then I'll be in Atlanta, Raleigh, North Carolina, Spokane, Tacoma, and Levittown, New York. Go to jimmy.com for a link for tickets. Come see me on tour in Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Atlanta, Raleigh, North Carolina, Spokane, Tacoma, and Levittown, New York. Go to jimmyo.com for a link for tickets.

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