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14:10You know, they're putting up these data centers. We were talking about this with Whitney Web. There's a lot of horror surrounding them. They use up all the water in the in the area. that it drives up everybody's electricity. All kinds of bad things. So, they tried to stop it.
14:25This is from Wall Street Apes. This is literally insane. So many people showed up to oppose a $6 billion data center in Missouri that they had to use bleachers.
14:35The whole crowd yells and chants they don't want the data center. Fesus City Council voted to approve the data center anyway, right in their freaking faces.
14:45Let's watch a little bit. Here's the Fesus Council approves a $6 billion data center plan despite public push back.
14:53>> Bill number 146.
14:56>> No dancing.
14:57>> No dancing.
14:59>> No dancing.
15:06Vote them out.
15:09>> So CRG, the data center arm of area developer Clayco hopes to build the data center on roughly 360 acres north of Highway 67. And they're all chanting, "Vote them out." And they did it. They approved it anyway, right in their face.
15:26They don't care. Look how unreasonable these people are about having their land, water, and private information and power stolen from them.
17:44Hey, hey, hey.
19:57Jimmy, you're live. Jimmy to the world.
20:00Jimmy Door.
20:02>> Hi everybody. Uh, I got this. I don't know if you noticed, I don't wear a wedding ring because I don't I always lose my rings. I lost my wedding ring about five times in one day when I first got married. And so now I keep losing this this I got this this my aura ring. And so whenever I wash my hands, I take it off and then I leave it. Um I almost lost it going through security at the airport. The guy got it for me, the worker. Some of those guys are nice. Um some of them just like to yell.
20:32>> No, Nutella. One, one time we were going through there was this woman yelling, "Take all the liquids out of your bag.
20:42You can't have your milk electronics.
20:44Take out your thing. Take off your shoes. No belt. You can't have liquids.
20:48You can't have Nutella. You can't have She says Nutella.
20:54Nutella.
20:56So specific.
21:00>> It was.
21:01>> But I'll never forget. No. Nutella. I'll never forget it.
21:05>> But uh one time there >> a lot of Europeans at this airport.
21:09>> We were Nutella can take inside.
21:13>> We were in Europe and we were going through some security in Europe and some guy was barking orders at people and he barks an order at me like, "Hey, you got to take the train. You got to take it and put it over there." And I'm like, "Hey, I don't work here. You do." He's acting like I work like I was his employee. I'm like, "I don't work here.
21:30You work here. You take care of it. I'm not taking care of it.
21:36That guy really pissed off Steph. I told Steph go just tell him you don't work here. Remember that guy? He pissed you off.
21:41>> Oh, he it was in Europe.
21:42>> Yes, in Europe.
21:43>> And he kept yelling at us. I'm like, ah, >> just tell him you don't work. You don't work here.
21:48>> Yeah, >> I don't work here. You work here.
21:51>> No work here.
21:53>> No work here.
21:56>> I got an hour and 33 minutes of REM sleep last night, which is what you dream in. So, I've been dreaming way too much. Like, whoa. Way too much. And it's all layered and it's all meaningful and it's driving me crazy. Uh, I'm not getting deep sleep. I got 6 minutes of deep sleep. Now, I got 45 minutes of deep sleep the other night and I felt great all day. Didn't need a nap. But I'm I'm seeing my problem is I don't get a lot of deep sleep often. Normally, I'm right around 20 minutes. I I got six minutes last night. Not good.
22:30Not good. I got uh total I got six hours and six minutes of sleep.
22:35I'm not a good sleeper. I used to >> Well, you know, Jimmy, they say that you're not supposed to be looking on your phone or any electronics an hour before you go to bed.
22:44>> Uh yeah. Well, why why don't you why don't you have them try to run a successful YouTube channel, I'm here with the world's premier um I almost said vaccine uh impressionist.
22:58It's the iO start with an F.
23:04>> They call me the jab.
23:10>> It's Mike McCrae. I'm still battling whatever this I'm hoping it's a sinus issue and not a spinal fluid leak.
23:21>> Oh >> yeah. Oh, it's in it's in my pants on my bed. Bring your phone.
23:28I'll wait after the calls.
23:32>> Oh, I got to go see an air, nose, and throat. Mary Tally Bowen is an air, nose, and throat person. I should have just asked her. I I Oh, thank you. I would fly to Texas if she would take care of me cuz I I put it through Grock, my symptoms, and they go, "Oh, you might be having a spinal fluid leak and that >> Oh, it's >> that could turn into a bacterial menitis, which is deadly very soon." So, I don't know if that's happening. I think it's just But every time I bend over, it feels like water's going up my nose, which is my main symptom.
24:04You ever You ever have that feeling when you go swimming and water goes up your nose? Whoa. I get that when I bend over.
24:10And uh anyway, I sold it to my doctor friend and he kept couldn't stop making bend over jokes and I was like, "This is not helping."
24:24Yeah, I know.
24:27My doctor thinks it's my He thinks it's funny when I say, "Yeah, I have this."
24:31And he goes, "It sounds like AIDS." He keeps he always says that. He thinks it's funny.
24:37>> It's not funny.
24:38>> Dr. Vinnie B.
24:39>> No kidding.
24:40>> Yeah. Uh, it's my doctor friend who treats me.
24:47He's a uh my my GP, my general practitioner is a is a lady doctor.
24:53And uh anyway, all right, let's get to it. Mike McCrae is here all the way from Hey, how was Moon Tower? Did you do the Moon Tower or not?
25:03>> Oh, that's this week.
25:05>> Oh, okay.
25:06>> I did a Moon I did a Moon Tower adjacent show pre because it's like two weeks kind of. And then I I actually do have a show on uh Saturday.
25:15>> They Yeah, they uh It's weird. They invited me when I didn't sell tickets. Now I do and they don't invite me. Maybe I'm too expensive.
25:23>> I know.
25:25>> I'm no Aziz Zenzari. I'll tell you that.
25:30>> No, you're not.
25:31>> No, I'm not.
25:34>> He He got He did get >> Praise be.
25:36>> He Yeah, he did get a bit of a raw deal.
25:40Uh anyway, let's uh I guess we should jump into it, shall we? Should we jump into it?
25:46>> Mhm. I think we should do a lot more Cash Patels because he I hear he's getting the axe. So, we got to jump into this. But anyway, >> dude, I told you po postfiring Cash Patel will be the greatest character on this show.
25:59>> Oh, maybe. Right. Maybe we can keep doing it. Yeah, >> of course we will, dude. The only reason I stopped doing them was they die. You know that, >> Dennis? Unless we're still doing Herman Kane calling from the dead.
26:16>> Remember that we used to do Herman Kane calling from the the grave.
26:20999 three page B.
26:23>> Why am I calling you?
26:27I don't understand the premise of this sketch.
26:32Why?
26:36>> I'm dead, >> Yep. Uh, CO. They say CO got him.
26:43>> Oh, really?
26:44>> That's what they said.
26:46That's when they were still scaring. I bet it was just the flu. They were saying that CO was killing. They wanted everybody They wanted you to think everybody was dying from CO when they weren't.
26:55>> Oh, Henrietta, I got the 19. Yeah.
27:01All right, let's do let's let's I'm going to I bet you I'm going to do a comedy show in Tokyo in uh in October.
27:09So, if you're not and if you're in Tokyo and you're watching this, I'm probably coming October 26 or 7th to do a show in Tokyo at the Tokyo Comedy Club. There is one. They do a lot of English. There's 30 million people that live in Tokyo.
27:24I'm sure there's got to be a couple hundred that follow the show.
27:28that would come see me, right? You know what drives me nuts is I get I get uh recognized in the airports, right? Which is nice. I don't I don't mind being recognized. That's always nice when someone comes over. So, some some guy comes over and he's like, "Uh, Jimmy Door, big fan.
27:45I'm Mike." I'm like, "Hey, Mike. Nice to meet you." And he's like, "What are you doing in town?" I go, "What?" Well, if you're a big fan, you would know I was playing the Wise Guys in Salt Lake City.
27:54Oh, really? Ah, I wish I would have known. Well, then you're not a big fan.
27:59But but you do recognize me. I ever tell you about the guy who recognized me at an uh American Airlines Admiral's Lounge. I was in there and I was getting a iced tea and this guy comes over and he goes, "You're Jimmy Door, right?" And I go, "Yeah, hi. Do you do you watch the show?" He goes, "No." And I was like, "Oh." He goes, "But I follow politics, so I know who you are." And I thought I should acknowledge you.
28:22And I go, "Well, thanks. I acknowledge you." Uh, >> I thought I should acknowledge you. Why?
28:29Anyway, all right. Here we go. Uh, hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?
28:36>> Hey, this is Vice President J. D Vance.
28:39Thanks for acknowledging me.
28:43>> Mr. Vice President, nice of you to call.
28:45How are you?
28:49>> I'm doing really well. Thanks for asking. I just got back from Islamabad for the peace talks with Iran where I accomplished absolutely nothing then went straight to Georgia to a turning point USA event which of course was another exercise in pointlessness. So I'm really getting back to first principles here which is not really doing anything as VEP and simply just talking >> I see that must feel nice. Oh, Jimmy, it feels really good to get back to your calling. Oh, there's nothing like it.
29:22>> So, who are you talking about these days?
29:25>> The Pope mainly the Supreme Pontiff, the Bishop of Rome.
29:31You're you're really aiming high.
29:34>> Yeah, in a way, there's no one higher if you think about it. This might be the most ambitious shit-talking project of mine yet. But if anyone is up for the challenge, it's me. The sheer arrogance and hubris of an adult Catholic convert turning around and criticizing the pope for articulating a basic preference for peace over war is astonishing even for me.
29:58>> Yeah, that's a pretty tall order calling out the pope for literally saying blessed are the peacemakers which is a direct quote of Jesus.
30:07>> Exactly, Jimmy. We in the Trump administration are devout Christians who love war and cruelty. So, we need to distance ourselves from these peace and love ass pseudo Christians. And if that includes the literal pope, so be it. I am ready to talk >> and and not just talk but threaten.
30:27>> That's true. I did take the talking to the next level with Pope Leo. I said that he should probably be careful.
30:36>> Uh, and what did what did you mean by that?
30:40Well, the clear indication there is that he doesn't know what he's talking about and that we in the Trump administration know more about theology than he does.
30:49How? I don't know. I guess just intuition. Uh but and for the Pope to just spout off about war and peace like he's doing is sort of dangerous. He should be careful.
31:01>> Wait. Dangerous for whom?
31:04>> For him? For the Pope?
31:07>> How do you mean?
31:09Well, I think we've all seen Donald Trump's willingness to affect regime change when necessary. Currently in Iran, previously in Venezuela, next year in Cuba, we will remove leaders that are not in our interest, and Vatican City is technically a country that is ruled by the Pope.
31:27>> Are you insinuating that the Trump administration might invade Vatican City and remove Pope Leo and install a new pope?
31:35I mean, things like that did happen in the Middle Ages. For a while, there were two popes because a lot of people didn't like the first pope. So, a second pope came along. I mean, maybe there should be more than one pope now, like a second pope who was cool with war and killing and other awesome stuff.
31:52>> Okay, but but should the United States government be involved in the papacy like this?
31:59>> No, but why stop now? It's kind of too late to be normal. I see your point, I guess. Hey, but between this and Trump's recent retweet of a meme depicting him as Jesus, don't you think that your administration is losing favor with Christians?
32:16>> Not really. Not really. I mean, let's be real here. Trump deleted that tweet and said he thought it was him as a doctor.
32:25And I think that's pretty obviously the case. I mean, when I picture a doctor, I definitely picture a benevolent sleep paralysis demon with absolutely no medical instruments on his person.
32:37Jimmy, people are just being silly about this. Christians love us and what we're doing.
32:42>> You sure about that, >> Jimmy? I am confident if Jesus came back today, he would absolutely be behind this administration 100% and would fully support whatever regime change war President Trump feels like doing.
32:58>> What if he didn't though? What if Jesus came back and, you know, was critical of the Trump administration?
33:05>> Hypothetically, uh, I suppose we would have to have a conversation >> with Jesus Christ.
33:15Yeah. I mean, if Jesus came back and started saying ignorant because he's new to the 21st century and doesn't understand geopolitics, I suppose I'd have to talk about him.
33:29>> About Jesus. Jesus. About Jesus Christ.
33:33>> Yeah. I mean, he is like one higher than the Pope if you think about it.
33:38>> Yeah.
33:38>> That would be pretty daring shitalking.
33:40But you know what? If he insists on being a like peace Jesus, like all that gay turn the other cheek most Christians would be on my side.
33:51Christianity has kind of moved on from the teachings of Jesus.
33:58>> Christians would be on your side against Jesus.
34:02I see.
34:04>> I mean, when you say it like that, it does sound crazy.
34:07>> Yeah, it does.
34:09>> Well, I'll tell you what. when he when he comes back, we can see how it shakes out.
34:13>> When he comes back, >> I mean, that is sort of what Pete Hegth and the other evangelicals in the administration are going for with this Iran Israel situation. They want to meet Jesus, so they're starting the final war in the Middle East to trigger the end time. As a Catholic, I'm not so much into that Armageddon rapture stuff, but I'm not opposed to it either.
34:35>> Well, that's that's beyond terrifying.
34:38Well, like I said, Jimmy, it's too late to be normal. These are frightening times. All we can do as Americans is pray to the God that we also wish to theologically challenge and to obey the government and just do what you're told.
34:52Oh, and don't forget to file your taxes tonight. These Jesus bait wars aren't cheap. Okay, Jimmy, got to go. Hope I made you and your listeners feel better about everything.
35:05>> Okay. Thanks, buddy.
35:08He's a real disappointment. You know, there's a video uh I saw today of when he was uh uh running for vice president, some guy uh came up to him when he was giving a speech with his book and he thought he wanted to sign. He's like, "Hey, can I get my money back on this?"
35:29>> He goes, "I just it's just I didn't find the central character sympathetic."
35:36And then then his security comes and he's like, "Do you guys have 16 bucks?"
35:40And the one guy goes, "No, I don't have any money."
35:46>> It's a hilarious video. It's on It's on the Twitter's.
35:50>> I love that guy.
35:51>> Uh, Me, too. I love that guy. I wish I had balls to do stuff like that.
35:57Uh, okay. Ready? Hey, this is Jimmy.
35:59Who's this?
36:01>> Hi, Jimmy. It's Jeffrey Tubin.
36:11We should just do these. This should just be the whole goddamn show. We should We should talk about >> uh You got to bleep my goddamn on that uh twice now. Uh we should just report the news through the fake characters. Anyway, you know how Judge Npalitano does his show where he just has people call in and they tell him what's going on in the world?
36:35right? Like that he's got this people will call in and uh that's it. That's all he does. He doesn't have to do anything. He doesn't have to really cover the news. He just has other people tell him what's going on, which is I guess >> beautiful.
36:46>> It's beautiful. Uh I'm jealous of Judge Npalitano. He was supposed to come on the show once, canceled the day of, and I didn't have the heart to try to have him stand me up again, so I never invited him back. But I like him.
37:00Anyway, uh yes, it's CNN analyst Jeffrey Tubin. Hey Jeffrey, what what can we do for you?
37:06>> Well, Jimmy, I like to weigh in if I could on the ongoing Eric Swallwell situation in the California governor's race. CNN didn't want me on air talking about this topic. So, I >> thought perhaps your platform might be more menable.
37:21>> Of course, Jeffrey, we're all ears.
37:23You're always welcome here.
37:25>> Thank you, Jimmy. I appreciate that. Oh, >> it's just that every time there's a news story that involves in any way a man exposing his genitalia digitally to an unwilling woman, I strongly feel that I'm the most qualified analyst to offer commentary.
37:43>> Uh, we would have to agree.
37:46>> Right. Anyway, this is a very swiftly moving situation. Currently, Eric Swallwell has not only dropped out of the California governor's race, but he has resigned from Congress altogether, and multiple women have come forward with the accusations, the most recent one being particularly brutal.
38:06>> Well, yes, very true. But up until that point, most of these allegations seemed to involve at least quasi consensual situations wherein the women had sex with Congressman Swallwell at some point after receiving digital imagery of his genitalia. Basically indicating that the system was working as >> the system. I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understand what you mean.
38:35>> Oh, right. Sorry. I should probably back up a bit here and remind everyone that I am particularly qualified to offer an analysis of Congressman Swallwell and other men who behave this way because I do it myself. A lot of you are asking, you know, what in the world was Eric Swallwell thinking? Well, I know exactly what he was thinking.
39:02Trust me.
39:11I see.
39:14>> Right. The assumption that Congressman Swallwell was operating under clearly to an almost pathological degree is that showing a woman a digital image of your genitalia more or less always results in that woman having sex with you.
39:30>> But that's not necessarily the case.
39:33>> Well, yes. You know that and most sensible and rational people know that.
39:38But men with brains wired like ours do not know that. And quite frankly in our culture as it were, the presentation of a dickpick is essentially a gesture of respect as if to say here submitted for your approval my lady.
39:56>> I see. Interesting. Interesting.
40:00>> Right. So if a woman were to reject this image >> to say, "Hey, I did not want to say that. Don't ever do that again, and I'm not going to sleep with you." That would cause a member of our community great psychological distress and cognitive dissonance. Uh, honestly, having an unsolicited dickpick rejected is far more traumatizing than receiving an unsolicited dickpick.
40:25>> I'm not sure that's true.
40:28>> Well, I can guarantee that it is true.
40:30trust me. Uh so in order to insulate himself from this horribly painful potential experience, men like Swallwell target women who due to some manner of subservient position of one form or another are not at liberty to completely reject these genitalian overures.
40:58So, so predatory behavior directed at women that you have power over is truly heinous.
41:07>> I don't know if I'd go that far. I mean, it's simply rational behavior for men who have that kind of brain. So by choosing exclusively these you know subordinate women to target who eventually sleep with them out of a fear of losing their job uh this creates the illusion in Swallwell's mind that his behavior is not only acceptable but actually welcomed by these women.
41:31>> Why are so many men with political ambitions like this? Right. And what makes them think that this behavior won't come to to to light and and take these ambitions? I mean like what just happened to Eric Swallwell for instance?
41:47>> Jimmy, you have to understand that's a good question. Jimmy, you have to understand that in you have to understand in the minds of these men they have two thoughts. I must acrue political power and I must show my penis to unsuspecting women.
42:09These thoughts are so allencompassing and overwhelming. There really are no other thoughts.
42:17>> That's all that goes on in their heads.
42:20>> Get power, show penis. That's it. Any notion of consequences that normal person would experience, it simply doesn't happen. It's a really amazing type of human brain actually. Extremely focused and efficient.
42:36>> Not for the women that they pray on.
42:39I suppose you're right. I've never thought about that.
42:42>> You haven't?
42:44>> Well, no. Like I said, I also have this type of male brain. And no, we don't give any thought to how this behavior affects women.
42:52>> I I see. Okay. Well, what can we do about this type of male behavior from politicians and other powerful men?
43:01I suppose the best thing to do would be to make sure that there's a constant stream of young attractive women in the employee of these men or that they have some sort of undue influence over >> what wouldn't that just continue to create these terrible situations?
43:19>> Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I misunderstood. When you said, "What can we do?" You meant to prevent these situations. I thought you meant to facilitate them. Why would I have meant that?
43:32>> I don't know. That's probably a good question. Uh, at this point, I'm simply too aroused by thinking about this topic to have anything remotely close to a logical or rational thought.
43:44And as such, I probably shouldn't continue talking with someone in a professional setting. In the interest of full disclosure, I should also probably say that I have been taking pictures of my own genitalia throughout the course of this phone call. And if I don't send them to the women I have in mind in the next few minutes, I'm going to pass out.
44:04>> Good god. Wait, we should probably let you go then.
44:08>> Probably for the best. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for taking my call, Jimmy. And I look forward to talking to you again soon. Now, if I can only find Aaron Bernett's Snapchat.
44:19>> Oh my god.
44:22All right. That was Thank you, Jeffrey.
44:25That was great. That was great.
44:27Oh, my pleasure.
44:28>> The fact that the fact that that guy did not lose his job, but Chris Cuomo did is amazing.
44:36>> It is something else, isn't it?
44:37>> It is. And you know there's a video someone was recording that Zoom chat.
44:41So, you know, there's a video of it somewhere, right?
44:44>> Oh my god. I hope so.
44:46>> Yeah, there's it's got to be out. So, if the video came out, they would have to fire him. But that video did not come out. Oh well. All right, Jeffrey.
45:01>> Okay.
45:03>> All right, Mikey. Anything you you got coming up? You got a show coming up Saturday, do you?
45:09>> Yeah. Um uh if you if you have uh uh you know, badge holders for the Moon Tower Comedy Fest, I'm opening for Andy Hoggins uh this Saturday at 8:00 PM at Higgby's downtown.
45:22Uh so we can see there. Otherwise, you can just follow me on Instagram, Mike McCrae online. M A C R A E.
45:29>> F R E. That spells free.
45:31>> That spells me.
45:33>> All right, buddy. Good to talk to you.
45:35>> All right, guys. You have a good show.
45:37>> All right, we'll be we'll be right back.
45:41>> Last week, the US Treasury quietly released its official financial report for 2025, and almost nobody in the media talked about it. Buried in that report is a sentence that should send a chill down your spine by its own numbers of the US state's government is insolvent.
45:55The Treasury's balance sheet shows about $6 trillion in assets and over 47 trillion in liabilities. That's before you even count the $88 trillion in unfunded promises for Social Security and Medicare. But it together and Washington put it together and Washington owes well over $136 trillion. It simply doesn't have. If that were a family, they'd even they'd earn $52,000 a year, spend $73,000, and already be more than a million dollar in the hole. Any accountant would call that what it is and solve it. Now, ask yourself, when a government gets this deep in the red, how does it fix the problem? It can print more money and
46:39silently steal your purchasing power. It can raise taxes on savers and retirees.
46:44It can cut benefits or move the goalposts on Social Security and Medicare. None of those options protect you. They protect Washington. That's why in times like this, people who have something to lose move part of their savings into real assets outside the paper system. Things like physical gold and silver that cannot be printed, defaulted on, or voted away. Central banks are doing it. Major Wall Street firms now see gold going to six seven $8,000 an ounce outs in the years ahead.
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48:16The Treasury just told you Washington's insolvent. You don't have to be.
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49:13Hey Hey, I'm here I'm here with Kurt Mexican. Hey, Kurt.
50:56>> Hey, Jimmy. Hi, Jimmy. I'm wearing a black hat because I'm in mourning for the blockade.
51:02>> Kurt, I understand they uh YouTube's having a hard time with your channel.
51:08>> Uh well, because I was playing the footage of Chelsea lately uh explaining how she thought the sun and the moon were the same thing until she was 40 on a trip to Africa to Jimmy Fallon, which is a hil kudos to her for telling the story because I don't think she should.
51:23Or don't tell people how to vote after you tell it. After you tell the story, don't be like, "Hey, and by the way, politics." I would just, you know, it's like getting caught with horse porn in your tax folder. Don't talk about politics no more. You're not helping.
51:35>> Oh, are you talking who's that guy?
51:36Boss, did he do that?
51:38>> Yeah, but I mean, even he's not as bad as uh >> Okay.
51:42>> It's wild how things have gotten, isn't it?
51:45>> It is wild. So, they had a uh they tried to do a turning point event with JD Vance. Nobody showed up. Uh well, not nobody, but they booked this big uh stadium and maybe a quarter of it was had people in it. Three, so it's three quarters empty.
52:04>> Sounds like a real turning point.
52:05>> Sounds like a real turning point. And um she claims the reason and she didn't even show up for it, right? And but JD Vance did. And she claims the reason why was that she was threatened >> by JD Vance that she better show up, because I helped you.
52:22So here is you want to see it here is here. Look how empty it is.
52:25>> This is this is the thing they booked here. Watch. I'll show it >> a little bit. I I I it doesn't bother me when he speaks on issues today. Frankly, even when I disagree with how he's applying principles. So the most obvious example is >> so they they they only put like a quarter of the seats on the floor and they took away the rest of them and there's nobody in the sides or or the >> Was it the Thursday night show? Maybe.
52:51You know, maybe it's, you know, it's summer. I bet it'll pick up on the weekend.
52:57>> Hockey game.
52:58>> Do you see how bad TPUSA is doing under the leadership of Erica Kirk? They could only afford to hire enough people to pretend to want to see her to fill up a quarter of the thing.
53:09>> Well, in fairness to her, I'll bet she wouldn't be doing as poorly if she hadn't very obviously helped kill her husband with Israel.
53:16Uh, you know, >> I bet you people would look at her better. I >> you know, but I comedians can relate to this, Kurt, because you remember the early days of comedy clubs when they didn't advertise enough to fill the room. And this I'd say this is going to be a growth experience for her. And when I say growth, I mean she's going to get severely depressed and start overeating.
53:38>> I mean, it sounds like my current road.
53:42>> Uh, here's what she said why she didn't show up. She goes, "I was so looking forward to tonight's event at the University of whatever with our president JD Van, vice president JD Vance. I wanted to grab him by the back of the head." Anyway, but after all our family has been through, I take my security team's recommendations extremely seriously. You're still using that same one that got Charlie killed, right?
54:07>> Take them seriously. I like how she didn't say something with her kids that she has to take care of because where the are they?
54:13Uh, so, uh, I just, how could you possibly spot any suspicious characters with a stadium filled to capacity with all those people?
54:26Uh, so what's also interesting, and Candace pointed this out, that they pretended that Charlie Kirk appointed her. He said at a thing in Aspen that if I'm ever killed that she should become I appoint her the chairman of the company of this TPUSA and that's that makes a lot of sense. First of all that was that that never happened and they made it was an AI voice thing that they invented.
54:50>> They weren't even hiding it. They just didn't talk about it and then people were like wait he recorded that and it was AI and uh Willie uh what's his name sent it to me and I was like what the >> So >> was that tasteless you think? So, do you So, what Candace says is really Charlie was was so worried that he was going to get assassinated that he would then want his wife to take the same job and be exposed to being assassinated too. That doesn't make it. Of course, it doesn't make >> kids with my parents and take over fundraising. That's all I want. As a traditionalist, Jimmy, >> as a trad uh here's Andrew Colbert. Uh
55:25he's the uh he's the chief liar over there now. and uh he went on Fox News uh and watched this.
55:33>> I mean, it was a really unfortunate uh experience for me, too, just to have to watch that very difficult decision get made, which I think is the first time that we've ever had to make that decision >> in Turning Point history. But everything that happened with Charlie, obviously his assassination, we're still, >> you know, grieving that. And you saw what happened with Savannah Hernandez, one of our TPSA front lines reporters in Minneapolis. And to see the security team, you know, tell us, "We cannot guarantee your safety. We recommend that you don't do this." Uh, was a really chilling moment uh for all of us to kind
56:11of have to internalize and experience and realize that Erica Kirk is, you know, her children are one parent away from being orphans. And sometimes you just have to say, "Listen," >> And sometimes you just have to say, "Well, it's worth risking it. I guess we'll keep her as the chairman of this company."
56:28>> Yeah. I mean, all the death threats. And I And especially like, look, it is chilling. But I mean, you got to admit the security team's getting better if they knew to warn her >> that it wasn't safe this time.
56:38>> What about the >> It sounds like they're improving.
56:40>> Uh, did the other three4s of the potential crowd also get that same notification and that's why they didn't show up? Is that what happened?
56:47>> That's why I didn't go. My security team said, "Don't go. It's not safe."
56:52>> Right now, what's most important is your safety, is your security, and your children, your family. Let your team handle this. Let us do what we can do.
57:01And so, you know, I obviously was horrified at the reason why, but I was honored to stand in and pinch hint for Erica last night.
57:09>> And I was grateful for the vice president to um that we didn't have to ultimately cancel the entire event. He was willing to do it with me. And it was very great. He was willing to get killed. Uh he was willing to take a bullet.
57:20>> Erica Kirk's more important than JD Vance. I mean, we know that already.
57:24>> More important than JD Vance.
57:26>> They couldn't guarantee her, Stacey. The I'm sure the assassin would would Oh, I can't get Erica Kirk. I might as well not go if it's just the vice president of the United States there.
57:34>> So, >> what the what, >> dude?
57:38>> And they say it with a straight face.
57:40And they can only say it on Fox because nowhere else would anybody be able to maintain a straight face when this guy li Andrew Kul is the worst.
57:49They are all bad liars. Mikey McCoy, >> the the the Nef guy, the Turk guy, the overly sincere, indignant Frank Turk.
57:58What? He's such a clown ass clown.
58:01>> And >> they never were good liars. But now that everyone knows to look for it, it's it they're going to have to either get better at it.
58:08>> Cuz if you go back through history of all the things of your lifetime, none of them hold up and they wouldn't have if we had the internet at the time, like 911, finding the passport in the rubble, that kind of They always have sucked at it. They just made you stupid.
58:20>> Here we go.
58:22>> Uh so here's some comments. Uh Sam Parker says, "Why is the vice president ignoring these threats?" Oh. Uh, AI Charlie said he would have wanted him to ignore those threats. He left. Charlie had two dying wishes. Please let my wife take over the company and Troy Kovvet should go over and keep her company the second I'm dead. And uh, I would also like JD Vance to put his life in danger at these dangerous DP US. Just look for furries. It's easy.
58:48>> Yeah. Uh, Clint Russell says the threat assessment was too high for you, but it was acceptable for the second in command from the federal government.
58:56>> Other people noticed this. Yes. Good.
58:58>> So, the vice president could, but you couldn't.
59:02>> I don't know, man. Seems suspect to me.
59:04Clint Russell, I think he's right about that. Uh, >> because she is JD Vance.
59:09>> Uh, yes. Wait, the vice president can attend, but you can't because of a security threat because you're more threatened than the vice president? Are you effing arted?
59:22>> Alex Cole says, "So, it was safe for the vice president, but not you." Well, he's a man.
59:27>> Shabbat shalom.
59:29>> Shabbat shalom. As the Catholics say, Shabbat shalom.
59:32>> As the Catholics say. Candace Owens retweeted her. And here's what she says.
59:38Stop. This is exhausting. You pulled out because of bad ticket sales for the same reason TP Faith had to reschedu the pastor's summit and various others quietly.
59:50uh people don't believe you and don't line up for you because you struggle to tell the truth about even the most basic facts. Where in the video of Charlie's appointing you as CEO weeks before, where is that video?
60:04>> Uh the Secret Service sits above your security team where they're actually a viable where they're actually a viable threat. The vice president would not have continued the event. Your closest threat is the public relations team you hired that continues to operate under the delusion that they are smarter than the public. They aren't. Hey, they were assigned to her by the government, first of all.
60:29>> Yeah. And and listen to JD JD Vance willingly throwing his political future away over this. We know that Trump, Cash Patel, and the feds are covering this up and he's going right along with it.
60:42Wait, you're telling me Peter Teal's Manurion candidate is on a kamicazi mission? I don't believe you.
60:46>> Let's listen.
60:48>> But so Erica's struggling with this and of course that's terrible, unspeakable.
60:53Most of us could not even put ourselves in her shoes while at the same time, you know, she's trying to make sure that Charlie's legacy doesn't die. And in that context, everybody is attacking her over everything and they're lying about her. And it's one of the most disgraceful things that I've ever seen in public life. And I've seen a lot of crazy stuff in my life as a as a political leader. And I will tell you that the people who tell you I was there with her. I was holding her hand. My wife was hugging her while we loaded Charlie's body onto Air Force 2 and said the Lord's Prayer. The people telling
61:21you that Erica wasn't grieving her husband are full of And we need to be honest about that fact.
61:27>> Wait. So wait a minute. Wait a minute, Kurt. So they let you personally load Charlie's body onto Air Force 2. Was that so you could remove the explosive device from his t-shirt?
61:41What is happening? I was like, "Shut up." Usha like McCra said, "Shut up."
61:50>> Project Constitution uh weighed in and said, "Um, gaslighting 101." JD Vance defends Erica Kirk. She really is a grieving widow. The latest defense from Vice President JD Vance is exactly the kind of gaslighting the American public has come to expect from the establishment. While Vance claims we are lying about Erica Kirk, he conveniently ignores the mountain of evidence we've presented. They're lying about her is one of the most disgraceful things I've ever seen. Really, JD? You want to talk about disgraceful? Let's talk about the facts. She's uh Since you're so certain we're lying, let's go down a list of
62:29what we've actually called out, the lies we've exposed. Fort Wuka.
62:35Were we lying about her being at Fort Wuka on September 8th just two days before Charlie's death? Were you Were you with her then, JD? Were you the one on the SAM trip0 plane? That's the code name they have for a very important person on a plane. And that's the plane had that the CEO fraud. Were we lying about her faking the audio of Charlie supposedly appointing her as CEO? if anything happened. Why hasn't the original unedited clip ever been released? The inner circle where uh were we lying about every single person in her orbit from Victor Marks to her Romanian charity associates being connected to trafficking or highlevel
63:19arms deals?
63:22The legacy betrayal. Were we lying about her immediately taking money from the same donors who were pressuring Charlie, the ones he turned down because they wanted to warp his American first mission into a globalist war machine?
63:36The alibi question. Vance says he was there holding her hand as they loaded Charlie's body onto Air Force 2. Well, my question for you, JD, is where is your alibi for September 8th and 9th?
63:49Were you also involved in the security meetings at Fort Wuka?
63:54The truth, you can try to spin this as disgraceful attacks all you want, but the public sees Erica Kirk for exactly what she is, a famethirsty opportunist who is doing everything in her power to destroy Charlie's leg legacy, not protect it. She's an inauthentic, disingenuous, and surrounded by the very deep state assets Charlie warned us about. So just stop, bro. The American people are awake and we aren't buying the grieving widow act anymore. Not when it comes with a $2 million valuation and a seat at the table with the people who wanted him gone.
64:32>> I don't give a if she's grieving.
64:33They've lying about a murder of a guy.
64:35Like the nonsense where I'm supposed to personally give a about her like that is crazy. I know if you're lying to me, Hey, I'm not the most religious guy you've ever met, but thank God for stupid liars that you can see through like a jellyfish.
64:52>> Yeah, I don't know why it's easier now.
64:53I never used to be able to.
64:55>> Uh, I like this.
64:57>> There she is. Hey, what what are you doing? Are you trying to cry?
65:05>> Oh, maybe she should set off some more grievance fireworks to let us know how sad she is. I I demand more authentic tears on camera and I'm a guy.
65:16Okay. Uh there you go. Uh if you'd like to hear my jokes about this and boy do I have Erica Kirk jokes up the yin-yang.
65:23Come see us in Las Vegas this Sunday.
65:26We're going to be at Wise Guys in Las Vegas on Sunday. Then May 7th, we'll be in Burbank, California. Special show.
65:32It's a Thursday special show. And then Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Spokane, and Tacoma. Go to jimmydor.com for a link for tickets. Over to Steph.
65:42>> Thank you, Jimmy. All right, ladies and gentlemen, you heard them. Go to our website, jimmyor.com.
65:48Get your tickets there. Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy, I I don't know if you saw that text, but um I don't think we finished watching Candace last night.
65:56Did you finish watching it?
65:58>> No, but I saw the thing.
65:59>> Oh, you saw the thing. Okay. I I haven't found it yet. So, >> you said she loves the Jimmy Door Show.
66:04That thing.
66:04>> Little shout out to Jimmy and Candace.
66:07That is nice. All right, let's see what I got here, ladies and gentlemen, from your super chats and rumble rants. Look what I have here today. Oh, isn't it nice that April 15th rolls around and now what do we get? We get to pay for all this destruction and death and mayhem. Doesn't feel good. It's like, >> why do we even got to pay taxes anyway?
66:29They just print the gosh darn money anyway. No, >> Jimmy, >> no one knows why they were asked and they don't know. They were asked why we have to print money and why we have to uh pay taxes if they just print money anyway. And the head of Joe Biden's economic team could not tell us.
66:47>> And it didn't look like he was like hiding it. It looked like he genuinely >> genuinely was like, "What? How? Huh? I never thought it as if he never thought about it."
66:56>> Yeah.
66:57>> He probably never has.
66:58>> Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Go back to Steph.
67:00>> Oh, hey. Yes. All right. So back to me and I was talking about is I think today's like the celebration of war day when you look at it like all my taxes my hard work earned money they take so much so we can go kill people spreading democracy >> can't be a daycare Steph how many times does Dr. Trump medicine. Jesus have to tell you how the world works.
67:23>> Right. Right. Stop having babies. Then you won't have to worry about daycare.
67:28Right. You with me, ladies? All right.
67:31Where are my babies? That's right.
67:33We'll talk about babies later during today. Everybody's like, "What's a baby?
67:39>> Where's all my babies from the the recovered semen of fallen IDFs that Israel's been obsessively collecting?"
67:46>> Okay. You want to clarify that statement for everybody? No.
67:49>> Oh, we're going to cover it later. Here we go. All right. Edward McCann. Go Vikings, Jimmy. This is great.
67:54>> Stand for you.
67:57>> Go Vikings, Jimmy. This is Grateful Ed St. Lawrence.
68:00>> Vikings. Vikings.
68:03Always on the top of the pile. Vikings.
68:07V. That was our theme song at the St.
68:09Lawrence High School. We were called the St. Lawrence Vikings.
68:11>> So, this is uh this was from Edward.
68:13He's class of 75.
68:15>> Oh, no kidding. I was 83. just celebrated 50th anniversary last year.
68:19Ed McCann, >> did you did did you go Ed? Did you go to that? I don't First of all, I've never been invited to St. Lawrence to speak, >> even though I'm by far the most famous guy who's ever uh went to St. Lawrence.
68:32Um, and I and I believe in uh the divine. I believe in God. Uh anyway, uh so I just curious if I have my I have one friend they have uh they don't have each year they don't have like oh we're going to have a 1983 uh reunion. They have a reunion every year for every year, right? So no matter what year you graduated you go to that reunion. Uh I don't get those emails.
69:01I would go I would go to one. Probably not. But I did like St. I loved, you know, St. Lawrence was uh it was a great school or it still I don't know if it probably still is.
69:12>> You can't go back.
69:14>> Uh you can't. Yeah, but I I loved St.
69:18Lawrence. I had a lot of great teachers.
69:20Uh I was on student council.
69:24I was the treasurer. And uh uh let's put it this way. I'm not good at math.
69:29>> They're missing two trillion. They can't account for$2 trillion.
69:31>> Two trillion dollars.
69:35>> Okay. Uh, let's So, here's um, turns out we didn't get to this story.
69:43This was from February 19th. We didn't get to this story. So, they're doing their make heaven crowded tour. By the way, if you want to make he if you want to make heaven crowded, what what why would she not go to that thing if she thought she was going to get shot?
69:55You're going to end up in heaven.
69:57>> Um, well, not with her. She's got to be here to to work the rides and the line, I guess. So, First Baptist Orlando faces staff controversy over hosting TPUSA cancels the tour event. So, here Project Constitution weighed in on this. Uh, another one, another Make Heaven Crowded tour stop cancelled after church mutiny.
70:21The House of Cards is falling, guys.
70:23We've got some massive updates on the First Baptist Orlando fallout and it's a total disaster for Erica Kirk and the shell of an organization that she's currently running.
70:32what was supposed to be a massive tour for the thing that made Char TUSA uh attractive to people was Charlie Kirk and his authenticity and now it's being headed by the most inauthentic bunch of ass clowns. I swear to God I've ever seen in my This is worse than the Joe Biden administration pretending he wasn't demented.
70:54>> Yeah. Well, I mean, you can see his authenticity because you can see how they set him up. I've never seen a more Truman show of a guy in my entire life on display.
71:04>> So, uh, what was supposed to be a massive tour stop for the Make Heaven Crowded tour has been scrubbed from both the TPUSA website and the church's social media. But the real story is what happened behind the scenes. We have conflicting reports from insiders. the official narrative that TPUSA claims they canled due to a misalignment of values.
71:28>> Whoa, wait, but you're both Christian, I thought. Shabbat shalom, guys.
71:32>> Oh, boy.
71:33>> Well, Shabbat shalom, I say. The Christian greeting that we all learned growing up. Shabbat shalom.
71:38>> Shabbat shalom.
71:40Uh, the inside scoop. My sources tell us the church pulled the plug after a massive staff walk out and overwhelming backlash from their con c conegregation.
71:51However, to save face and prevent further PR damage to Erica Kirk, they allegedly negotiated a deal to let TPUSA claim that they were the ones who walked away. Either way, the result is the same. We are winning. I mean, >> are we are we?
72:08>> Oh my god. I mean, the I'm going to have a chuckle, but is this a win in any real way?
72:13>> A nationwide rejection. This isn't just one church. The backlash against the new TPUSA is spreading like wildfire. And uh >> they know they'll get us to World War II by the time enough people figure it out for it to matter. So, they know, they don't care. They just got to keep changing their lives and get ahead of it until we get all the resources out of us and get that greater Israel project going. And you just there are generations of people who used to adore Tammy Fay Baker who had a hairstyle and eyelashes that could be viewed with the naked eye from orbit.
72:48>> Uh how insincere and evil do you have to come off to accomplish this?
72:52>> Right. She had all the right glittery clothing, the big the crazy eyes, everything should have worked perfectly if this was 1985.
73:01>> Yeah. And also if people couldn't go online and see what actually goes on at these events because this has been around for a long time. This kind of horseshit. The glittery TV preacher.
73:11Yes. Israel scop phony Christianity has been around for many years. Well, pretty much since 48, 1948. So just now is there is their podcast and stuff where when you actually watch what they do, you're like, what what is this?
73:25>> This isn't just one church by the way.
73:28The backlash against the new TPUSA spreading like wildfire. We're seeing massive protests that churches, high schools, colleges, parishioners, and students alike are successfully opposing new tour stops. New chapters, and existing chapters are decoupling and dissolving just like we saw at the University of Arkansas, or do you say our Kansas, they are realizing that this is not the TPUSA Charlie Kirk built. The organization has done a 180° turn, abandoning Charlie's legacy in favor of performative Christian nationalist veneer that doesn't hold water, hemorrhaging money and support, TPUSA is bleeding. They're losing donors, losing
74:09chapters, and losing the grip on the moment, on the movement. Every canceled, stop and dissolve chapter hits their bank accounts where it hurts. They refuse to answer the real questions.
74:20What really happened to Charlie? Where is the money going? Where is the Charlie Doge style audit that he commissioned just before he died? They are trying to write the script as they go, but the public isn't buying the tickets anymore.
74:32Charlie worked his life to build a movement. And in a matter of months, months, the current leadership has tarnished it beyond recognition. And here's uh by the way, uh I hate to tell you, Louis CK is drawing bigger crowds than she ever will.
74:50He was for a while. I mean, who would go to this? Even even when he was alive, who would go to this? I guess when you had the Wokies at the time, it was a good contrast. But it's insane now. And they're doing the same censorship.
75:03They're the exact same thing.
75:05>> Here, here's our good friend Lionel Nation. Uh, here's what he has to say.
75:12>> It's done. It's done. It's over. It's over. Erica. Erica, it's over. I I know this may be the hardest thing for you to understand or to grasp or to want to understand, but this is it. In seven months, you trashed everything. Think about this. Think about this. Since this event, since you took over in this pedophery, this exaggeration, this con, the grift, whatever you want to call this, this act of yours, what is it? Are you the wife? Are you Are you the CEO?
75:50Are you the Christian leader? What is it? We never knew.
75:55You never knew. None of it made any sense. And it's over. And the latest.
76:02You claim that you happened to get a lot of death threats on an event where nobody showed up. Candace nailed it. You knew exactly. Were you faking it? Maybe you didn't fake it. Was this legit? Hell no.
76:22The vice president of the United States, he shows up and he says, "It's okay.
76:27I've got my security, but oh no, no, no, not you. No, the threats regarding you are so great. They even they even outweigh out figure anything that could have been done or shown towards the vice president who especially now with what's going on in the rest of the world and Islamabad probably has more security than anybody.
76:52Nobody's buying it. And the best part is you don't care. You don't care about this. Let's go through.
76:59>> Okay, great job.
77:01>> Here's Christian Hullbrook. She says, "Another TPUSA Make Heaven Crowded event cancelled. The churches are catching on that TPUSA is not about Christ. It's about political ties and messaging. We have people resigning and refusing to work with Erica Kirk, who is now just a spiritual manipulator for the Republican party.
77:20>> I'm shocked that they aren't cancelling events because of Make Heaven Crowded and Erica Kirk proximity to SCEX offenders." Yeah.
77:28>> By the way, that tour title, I got to tell you, without any of this other stuff, that is a terrible title for your tour. It sounds like a death metal thing. Is she doing covers?
77:39>> Uh, it's it's kind of a contradictory thing. It's like on one hand, you're saying make heaven crowded and on the other hand, you wanted your venue to be crowded. That can't be you can't go with both things at the same time. M >> uh so a campus pastor at First Baptist Orlando has been placed on administrative leave and a worship leader has reportedly resigned because they opposed the decision to host a since canceled event in Turning Point USA's Make Heaven Crowded tour. The Florida Mega Church was one of 32 stops on the revival tour that mixes Christian nationalism with Christian evangelism.
78:15The Orlando event was scheduled for next week, but has now been removed from both the TPUSA website and from the church's social media posts. TPUSA was founded by Charlie Kirk and is now led by his widow. The nationwide tour has been roundly criticized for using churches to promote MAGA politics. This criticism apparently led to an internal staff conflict at First Baptist where Chris Ogden, pastor of the Horizon West campus, was put on leave and another staff member reportedly resigned. Ogden reportedly used the forum of a staff meeting to question the wisdom of hosting the political rally at the
78:54church. As discipline, he was de forced to produce a video apology and say he regretted challenging the authority of senior church leadership.
79:08H oh, you know, uh we all know Jesus was uh was big on demanding apologies from people with a conscience.
79:17Sounds so much like another country that we're dealing with all the time now, doesn't it? He went on to say that he apologizes profusely and really hopes to get to keep his uh parking space out front. Anyway, uh >> it's like Jesus said, don't screw up the midterms.
79:36>> Uh in Ogden's apology video, he says he inappropriately spoke out against the decision of the senior pastors and in doing so, I caused a lot of hurt and disappointment and confusion. They took that video down, by the way, so I couldn't get it. Although he does not name that decision, church insiders have confirmed to BNG that it was about the TV USA tour stop. I want to ask your forgiveness just as I have asked forgiveness from our senior pastors as well. He says, "What I did was not appropriate and I am submitting to a process now that is designed to build trust and restore relationship both with
80:16the senior pastors and our church and also our personnel committee." Wow.
80:24>> What is that?
80:25>> I I don't want any trouble.
80:31>> So, he raised an objection to T USA showing up and that's the apology. Not that he brought them and then they turned up. Which is which?
80:38>> It sounds like the former.
80:40>> Okay.
80:41>> After urging church members to keep attending in his absence, he said his desire never was to create a situation that would cause harm or disappointment, but that it was to what has occurred.
80:52And I want to encourage you to work through this with us with grace and with understanding and with patience. He calls this a difficult season and a tough tough season for the church. Some members reportedly are leaving the church because of the decision to host a TPUSA.
81:08>> Oh, they're called Christians.
81:11>> Hey, keeping a church open as a business and a business needs lots of your money.
81:15>> Yeah. Remember when Jesus uh set up the uh tables in the in the temple?
81:20>> Well, this time they've bolted down those merchant tables so Jesus can't barge in and kick them over anymore without breaking his foot.
81:28>> Oh, and I apologize for saying the name Jesus. Also, I apologize for weaponizing. Don't weaponize.
81:34Senior pastor David Uther has announced the event to the congregation last Sunday. The first notice many of the congregation had about it. We said if this is not about one person, his name is this is not about one person. His name is Jesus Christ and the need for everyone to follow him. Well, then we really are not a part. He told his congregation it it can't be about politics. It can't be about a party. It can't be about any other issue. We have one name above every name. His name is Jesus. And I can assure you uh us I can assure us that this night would be all about him. And can I let me let me read that again. I
82:18I'm like Lawrence O'Donnell. I'm so bad at reading. And can you can you assure us that this night would have been all about him? And they absolutely assured us. Really? U also had promised the congregation that church leaders had complete veto power over speakers to appear at the Orlando event. I have a hyva. All the previous stops on the tour have mixed evangelical revivalism with conservative evangelical politics. A hallmark of TPUSA events. At the kickoff tour event in Los Angeles last month, I can't believe I didn't go. Erica Kirk called those protesting against ICE tactics demonic.
82:58Holy holy Christ. TPUSA has a history of preaching MAGA politics with the veneer of a source inside the church told BNG it appears TPUSA cancelled on First Baptist Orlando due to misalignment of values.
83:15Who canled on whom is not clear, but the event is gone from both websites.
83:20Significant disscent has been reported within the congregation and particularly within the Horizon West Campus community about about Ogden being removed from leadership. Some members are reportedly threatening to leave the church and some high dollar donors are expressing concern as well. Well, that's the big problem and the high dollar donors.
83:40>> We got ourselves a cattle stampede, Jimmy.
83:43>> Yep. Ogden is hugely popular pastor on the campus which was a 2018 church start funded in partnership with the SBC North American Missouri board. Okay. Well, there you go. Shabbat shalom. Erica's went home.
84:00>> Shabbat shalom. Erica went home.
84:03>> Okay. All right. If you want to come see my jokes about this, come see me this Sunday in Las Vegas. That one will be in Burbank, California, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Spokane, and Tacoma. Over to stuff.
84:13>> Woohoo. All right. The craziest stuff I've seen. Nothing can top what I saw from Peter the hot tub. Woo. JD Vance.
84:24That's from P. Walker.
84:26>> They live with Snake Eye wide. Shut it down. ZTSN. That's Mountain Star Studio.
84:33It was safe for Vice President and not for Erica. Rosie. Thank you, Rosie G.
84:38>> All right. Come to me.
84:39>> Oh, Better Jam. So Kurt, you just tweeted this out. Did you know Israel is way into Warhammer 40k?
84:48I mean, like really into it. Since October 7th, 2023, the IDF and Israeli Health Ministry have implemented a widespread policy of recovering sperm from deceased soldiers with over 250 procedures performed for soldiers and security personnel. This surge inostamus sperm retrieval allows parents and partners to preserve sperm for potential future procreation. The procedure is most effective within 24 hours of death, though possibly up to 72 hours.
85:19>> Yeah. Wasn't a common practice before October 7th, by the way. Anywhere. Did you know that?
85:23>> No.
85:24>> Probably very expensive to do that.
85:26>> Let me just shout out because I I first heard this from uh it's called Bad Hosbara or something the channel on YouTube and I just saw it pop up in my feed. I started watching and it was so crazy sounding I had to go like just look it up and the first thing it popped up right away. It's been going on since October 7th. I hadn't heard of it until this bad Hazbara channel said something about it. But that is out of a dystopian sci-fi future. Like it's in the future.
85:50There is only war is the story of this game. And the uh these like weird eugenic demigods made by the emperor of mankind uh when they die their gene seed they call it. There's a medic that has to recover their gene seed from the battlefield so they can make more of these giant space marines. But you know in instead of that in real life it's this guy in the following not exactly a demigod. More of a guy from the Goofy movie.
86:18>> Well and then you uh I like this. You go this guy's face is worse than worse for Israel than Iran getting nukes.
86:26>> That that rabbi was right. The rabbi who said it was anti-Semitic to to make that cover. the imagine how rough that is that you're that inbred that your very face is anti-Semitic.
86:36>> Wow.
86:39>> Wow. So that's that's one of the settlers and that's a picture of a guy who was harassing a Palestinian that he was stealing land from.
86:46>> Is anybody an American veteran that I don't know was in the street for a while or didn't get what they needed at the VA? In Israel with with our money, they'll recover the sperm of this guy when he falls bravely fighting women and children. I I don't think Yeah, you're right. I like how you put this. Who Who wore it best? Who wore it best?
87:06>> It's hard to tell. They're both wearing the hell out of that look.
87:09>> Oh, by the way, let's let's play this.
87:13Here's your uh >> Dr. Trump medicine Jesus.
87:16>> Dr. Trump, medicine Jesus. You ready?
87:18Let's play it.
87:20>> I've been called to heal.
87:23>> Doctor, will I make it?
87:25>> I've been looking over your chart. All I can tell you for sure is that Candace Owens is a low IQ loser. She's not even as hot as Mcronone's wife. I think she's jealous because Breijit has a bigger and more attractive penis. Then you got Megan Kelly bleeding all over the place.
87:43People are saying Candace should be on a teeny weeny submarini. Sad. Very sad.
87:50Dr. Trump, Medicine Jesus. You won't believe what a terrific show this is.
87:56Ah, >> the music really adds something.
88:00>> It really does.
88:00>> I've been called.
88:01>> And Todd Glass used to say, "I can't act, but I can act with background music."
88:05>> Yeah.
88:06>> And he was right about that. Uh, anyway, nice job. Very nice job on that.
88:13>> For the Antichrist, Trump is literally auditioning to be the Antichrist. Do you get that? He's doing like an American Idol thing right now.
88:18>> Well, Tucker Carlson pointed out that he didn't put his hand on the Bible when he got sworn in.
88:23>> He better not. He would have exploded.
88:26Oh, also in the art of the deal and Sam Tripoli first pointed out to me and I didn't think too much about it at the time, but I should have because Trump's got a whole chapter about when he would be taking his Cababala lessons, >> I can't remember the name of the good uh Cabala teacher. Yeah. And then he would get tired and the rabbi sitleman title, whatever the his name was, would go, "Well, you just got to do more Cababala, really work harder." And it taught him to really work hard. So, he's been a a Shabas slave probably the whole goddamn time from his satanic family that raised him. They call them
88:53chosen ones. That's what Erica Kirk probably is. That's what the CIA or CIA kids was another name. J.R. Sweet's book, he talks all about it. A lot of Mormons were in that. That's why they're doing the DNA tests and checking and that's why you hear this about alien hybrids walk among us. They're looking for a certain blood type. That's why >> really >> so that Yeah, it's all it's always about uh uh uh you know, oligarchy and bloodline. That's the whole history, right? going back to Venice or way before. But the oligarchy is based on that.
89:27>> Wow. But the world is crazier than you think. I mean, you >> Well, it's all stuff, you know, but you just never think of it in that way because they train you not to. You're supposed to love princes and princesses and right? Disney teaches you to be a cow.
89:45>> Shut up.
90:00All right. Um, so what we're uh let me see what else you got on your timelines.
90:07>> Oh, what's Oh, boy. You >> Trump Trump secret plan is working is the title. I was just saying how much cope is that if you had to if you had to measure the amount of cope of saying something like that in this day and age.
90:19>> A lot of cope.
90:20>> Wearing a beanie is a toupe level cope is what I I've >> Oh, here's here's another one you made.
90:25Let's play this now. You say >> you say this beautiful image that illustrates my point about what Erica Kirk should have done instead of Sue is from Costa meme bureau on Facebook. I just had animated it and gave her some ideas for materials.
90:44>> Yeah. To fight back against Duski.
90:46>> Yeah. Oh. Oh. From Duski. Right. Here's what she's great makeup guy. You get the same makeup guy, dress up like Duski, and apologize to yourself.
90:54>> Yeah. Here we go. So, yeah. What you're saying is if Erica Kirk were smart, she'd get her own makeup artist and make her look like Duski, then put out a video of her as Duski uh apologizing to Erica Kirk. that would be so funny. I could overlook how she helped kill her husband with Israel and and some mommies.
91:16>> Mormies.
91:17>> Normies. Okay.
91:18>> Mormies. Mormons. Some of them might have been mommies. I don't know them. I don't know them all.
91:23>> Shabbat. Shalom. I want to apologize to Erica Kirk. I bet Charlie would have wanted H had her to take over the company.
91:35I heard Charlie's last words were, "Israel did nothing wrong." That's >> I heard that too. Me, too.
91:41>> Personally, I think a furry killed Charlie and there's nothing weird about the story.
91:49>> Shabbat shalom.
91:50>> Okay, >> that was all uh Grock's acting, but uh I left it in because I really felt it was uh naturalistic, you know.
91:58>> Yeah. All right, let's take a break.
92:00We're going to jump over to Rumble and we're going to have our guest on, Steve Baker's coming on to tell you that the January 5th pipe bomber, we figured out who it is.
92:08>> Oh, I'm glad you're having him, dude.
92:10All right, cool. I'll see you guys later.
92:11>> All right. Uh uh we're going to go over to Rumble. See you there.
92:34I don't think
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