0:02Donny said Russia would drop Iran like a bad habit.
0:06So he sent his spy chief to Moscow.
0:10Guess who wouldn't have it.
0:14>> [music] >> Donny's got a plan.
0:18Going to start out there in going to get [singing] the whole world lined up like a marching band. [music] All his boys go get Russia tell them cut the cord send his own CIA chief on a private [singing] jet abroad.
0:28Landed in Moscow eight hours on the ground. [music] Met with the shadows of spies who hang around. Putin Putin stayed upstairs the whole day through.
0:36Sent his doorman down to say he's busy.
0:38>> So are you? So are you?
0:39>> That ain't a summit [music] that's a man [singing] left in the hall. Flew 8,000 miles just to bounce off a wall. Man wanted [music] Russia dropping Iran like a stone. Got a lot of door in the Kremlin and a flight back home alone.
0:52Russia said we're with them.
0:53That's the only [music] thing to say.
0:55Trying to get the oil moving day and night same time.
0:59Nobody blinked but [music] Donny Donny.
1:03Now let's talk Beijing let's talk [music] the other door. Donny wanted China scared wanted them keeping score.
1:09Wanted every dollar [singing] every barrel every ship cut off from Iran completely that's the whole trip.
1:14China said no not quiet not soft not [music] slow. Rolled a whole lot overnight just to tell him so. We don't recognize your sanctions we don't answer to your pen. [music] Buy Iranian oil like it's springtime again. He called it economic D they said [music] it cost him whole got a hole in the middle the size of a country. A hole big enough for [music] tankers big enough to drive right through. Big enough that everybody in the room already [singing] knew.
1:37>> Let's count the doors he knocked on.
1:39>> Moscow. Nobody home.
1:42Beijing wrote him a letter that said no.
1:46Two of the biggest countries on planet Earth.
1:49Both of them looked him dead in the eye.
1:52And told him his pressure wasn't worth.
1:54The plane ticket. It took [music] to deliver it.
1:58>> He wanted the whole world kneeling at his feet. Got Russia arming up, Iran and China buying wheat.
2:03>> And oil.
2:03>> He wanted every nation [music] scared to say his name. Got two of them laughing, playing their own game.
2:08>> Their own game.
2:09>> Donny flew home with nothing but a tan.
2:11No deal, no promise, no signature, [music] no plan. And Donny on Air Force One telling everyone he's won as the empty room in Moscow how the story's really done.
2:19>> Really done.
2:20>> Cuz you can call it pressure, [music] you can call it a siege, but when the two biggest countries just don't abide >> Don't abide.
2:26>> That ain't isolation, that's a man out on a ledge flying home to nothing, standing on the edge.
2:31>> The edge.
2:31>> [music] >> Russia said, "We're with them."
2:34>> That's the only thing to say.
2:36>> With them.
2:36>> China got the oil moving day and [music] night same time.
2:39>> Same time.
2:40>> Nobody blinked but Donny.
2:41>> Standing [singing] on his side.
2:44>> Russia said, "We're with them."
2:45>> With them.
2:45>> [music] >> China said the same. Two big countries, one small answer.
2:50>> One small answer.
2:51>> Donny's [music] still alone, and that's a fact, not a game.
2:54>> Hey!
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