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Cool Statue, Bro - Is Anyone Buying This Fed Slop? - Clip

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0:01This [ __ ] was sanitized long ago.

0:05These are all recordings that were taken after the fact. You can tell they've been long gone from this island by the time these uh videos and photos are being taken.

0:16>> Conspiracy theories are entering a danger. [music] Is the oxygen.

0:21There's so much evidence out there that even if less than 1% [music] is true, that be enough to collapse the current paradigm and change the whole planet.

0:36At least they linked to the actual source because you can download them yourself if you want and you can donate to the Guardian apparently if you want.

0:44So the House Oversight Committee once again as a Dropbox.

0:50Um. Oh, interesting.

0:53Interesting. This has more than I just downloaded.

0:57Oh, cool. Maybe my download crashed and I didn't get as many as I thought I was supposed to.

1:05I got a pretty small download. Cool.

1:07There's more to go through than I thought. Right on. We'll go through some new stuff together. First, we'll go through the ones that I got and then we'll go through the rest.

1:16Sick. We're learning things.

1:19Um, this one is the weirdest that I've got so far. So, we'll come back to that.

1:25Um, let's let's start with just a taste of how how meaningless this is.

1:36In case you were wondering, this [ __ ] was sanitized long ago.

1:44These are all recordings that were taken after the fact. Here, let me get us uh tightened up here so it fits nicely.

1:53You can tell they've been long gone from this island by the time these uh videos and photos are being taken.

2:00Yeah, it's a real estate video. Exactly.

2:02Look at how nice Epstein's island was.

2:04Don't you wish that you were as rich as Jeffrey Epstein?

2:08Maybe if you work real hard and pull yourself up by your bootstraps, you too >> can be as rich as Jeffrey Epstein.

2:20Yeah, peep the game. Peep the game.

2:22Yeah, peep the game.

2:25Peep the palm trees.

2:29In one of these videos, we get a little glimpse of a helipad, but I don't think it's this one. Come back up to the pool.

2:37And then this this videographer fancies himself a real documentary filmmaker with the closeup because we were all wondering what kind of statues they have on Epste Island. We were all wondering, man. Ain't that some evidence?

2:54So much transparency.

2:56So much transparency. Don't you feel transparent now? Don't you feel informed, America?

3:04Oh, hey. In case you didn't get a good enough look at the statue, you can get another look at the statue.

3:12Oh, here's the helipad here. Let me um turn our volume down because it's a rager out there apparently.

3:23But off here in the distance right there, that's a helipad.

3:32If you've never seen one, that's where you land a helicopter. Who was it that had a helicopter pilot's license again?

3:39This helipad. It makes me think about someone that has a pilot's license to fly helicopters because when you put a person, possibly a minor, onto a helicopter, there's no flight log.

3:52Right.

3:54Right.

3:59But just for good measure, let's make sure we see the statue nice and close again because we're all wondering about the statue.

4:08Obviously, we got to know.

4:13You got to know, dog. Oh, you got Oh, you gotta know, dude. Oh, dude. Check the angle, dog. What a videographer.

4:20This guy should make documentaries.

4:23And then there's a couple other videos that I pulled in that are pretty meaningless. Um, couple of photos, redacted photo of his self of his uh telephone. We'll look through all their photos in their Dropbox.

4:38Um, but this one is worth worth zoom Well, we'll we'll take a look at this one first real quick.

4:44Chicken Scratch with redactions, of course, because you got to have redactions, obviously.

4:51Um, you tell me if you guys can make out anything else, but it kind of looks like intellectual, political, and I so I assume financial and maybe physics or physical and then to power underlined power, deception, truth, mirror and face.

5:13I think plants plots plots appear.

5:18Bronies go back to grade school. Whoever wrote this, uh, chat, what do you think are the chances that this was written by a fed?

5:25What do you think the chances this is written by the feds and not actually by any of the Epstein people?

5:34I think that uh there's pretty decent chances that these are all written by feds.

5:43Uh, music, who was involved in the music industry again? uh time dash something.

5:52And honestly, I'm like over a 5% chance that this is like something divided by tits.

6:00Honestly, that's the kind of people we're dealing with here. I think this is something divided by boobs as a joke.

6:09Time minus something divided by boobs equals redacted.

6:14That's the level of uh high quality equations that we're doing on the blackboard at Epstein Island.

6:21But this is interesting.

6:25This one is interesting. It's not surprising if you've read the reporting about the ranch.

6:34This is a dentist chair for doing dental work.

6:38And these are creepy as all. [ __ ] these masks. That shit's creepy, dog.

6:46But um the dental chair.

6:51Why would you want a dental chair on Epstein Island? H Yeah.

7:05If you're going to dump a body, you might want to change the teeth.

7:11Yeah. If you're going to dump a body, you might want to pull the teeth or alter them.

7:17And yeah, dude, look at the nose. Hey, you said it, not me. I didn't say it.

7:22You said it.

7:29Yeah. So, we're going to get dark for a second. This came up when I was talking to my buddy.

7:35I forget what the comment was, but it was something like um like but there's no deaths in the Epstein case. We don't know about any deaths. It's like yeah, you know what?

7:46We also don't know anything about any brown kids because the dark reality of the black markets for people is that it's pretty well documented that brown kids are cheaper and often are used for the sicker things that the kids don't walk away from.

8:12The white kids from Palm Beach, they have a family that's going to come looking for them with American rights and jurisdiction.

8:18The brown kids don't.

8:21And when you start to dig into this darker world and you dig into allegations of SRRA and of snuff film making and all the really dark [ __ ] you realize that you're probably not hearing about all of the deaths because they're happening to a different population of children for the most part and you're never hearing about them because they don't live here. But go around to the islands around there and ask them if they've ever heard anything about that and you might hear something different.

8:58And this chair looking awfully sus, awfully dark.

9:06Probably shouldn't say any more about that right now. We are on Twitch. Twitch is owned by Amazon.

9:15Um, let me see if I can Sick. We can just kind of scroll through a few of these.

9:23Um, so we got some more videos. Let me uh see if I pull this up like this. Cool. That'll make it better for you guys. Okay, we got drone video. They got drones up.

9:49Not very helpful.

9:52Um, but I believe I'm not sure, but I believe what we're looking at is we're looking over from a bigger island at Greater St. James, the big island that Jeffrey owned, which was basically just a shield for Little St. James, the back island so that the mainlanders, so to speak, couldn't see over to the island.

10:15I believe that's what we're looking at.

10:18I have never talked to Alli Carter, but I do know who Ali Carter is. And I tried my best to keep up with the things that she put out, the allegations she put out.

10:28Um, pretty dark. So, some photos, some photos. And again, you're seeing this with me for the first time. My download apparently broke and I didn't get them all. So, I'm gonna have to redownload them. But, it's just a bunch of real estate photos.

10:44Chat, you guys let me know if there's anything that we should slow down on.

10:52I'm going to not play the lounge music.

10:54It feels a little dark to play lounge music while we scroll through this.

11:00An eye mask.

11:02A carefully made bed.

11:05I feel pretty confident that any cameras that were installed have already been removed, any holes already covered over.

11:13They had plenty of time to sanitize this place before any feds showed up and the feds made sure of that.

11:23So, even if the feds had wanted to find something here, I think that Epstein's team had more than enough time to make sure they didn't.

11:34Hell, even in Epstein's uh stateates side properties, they had more than enough time to sanitize them for the most part.

11:45They actually they went to go and seize, if I remember correctly, they went to go and seize Epstein's uh property at his house, his mansion.

11:56And then I think that the story goes that their warrant didn't cover all of the blackmail tapes. So they left them there with Epstein. And then later Epstein's people mailed them the tapes.

12:09But the officers said that what they received in the mail was not what they had seen at the mansion.

12:16So you just go and bust the largest blackmail trafficking ring we've ever found. And then you say, "Hey, these tapes look really suspicious. Um, could you send them to me the could you send them to me in the mail in a couple weeks, please? I would like to arrest you all for crimes that are on the tapes that you have here. So, please send them to me in the mail. That's literally how they got the evidence that they are in possession of in terms of the tapes that were in his mansion at the time. You know, the evidence that doesn't exist, the tapes that don't exist. It's all just hogwash.

12:49There are no files.

12:56just real estate photos and see this is just the same fake disclosure. It's like here's some [ __ ] slop for you. I hope this helps. I hope this makes you happy.

13:08Does this make you happy?

13:11Does this feel transparent?

13:14This is the best that our FBI could do to go and take real estate photos for Epstein's estate. So they can sell this thing.

13:26Imagine. Imagine, [laughter] dude. [snorts] Imagine if they put the island up for sale and they use these photos for real estate photos.

13:37I would not be surprised.

13:47Great angle, bros. Good photography.

13:55And no, it's not Barack Obama.

14:00Who knows?

14:02They all look like they have working bags.

14:08I am the subject with a little tape cassette and a torn up flag.

14:21Rogan would buy it. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. That would be dope. It does give Podesta vibes. You're absolutely right. It is every bit as dark as Podesta.

14:36Are we sure that's not what these photos are? Yeah. I don't know.

14:40Home theater, you know, in the storage room. It looks like, yeah, rich people have the grossest [ __ ] artwork.

15:03Weird collections of things.

15:08Hopefully I don't accidentally put something on the screen I'm not allowed to.

15:19Such a creepy place.

15:26Art collections. Money laundering.

15:30Epste and Galain shaking the Pope's hand.

15:43Okay, just in case you were wondering if they had Ethernet.

15:56Not spooky at all.

16:01Where's our symbolism experts at?

16:09So, yeah, you can tell that the place was already cleaned up.

16:13furniture already turned over, but they were sure to leave the shampoo.

16:23Got to stage the scene after.

16:30I wonder who this Fed is.

16:42Nada.

16:45Nada.

16:50Do you feel the slop yet, guys?

16:53Do you feel the sloppy?

16:57I wonder if this is the phone that we're gonna get a photo of.

17:05Yep. Nailed it.

17:08New York office. Darren office. Darren cell. Rich office. Mike cell. Patrick cell. Larry cell.

17:20Larry Patrick Star could be could be Darren Indk maybe.

17:42I don't know.

17:49awkward.

18:03More real estate photos. More real estate photos.

18:16More is more.

18:21It's the only one that I can make out.

18:24Very fitting book for this [ __ ] to have, don't you think?

18:33Here's this one that we already saw. The chicken scratch. The fed chicken scratch.

18:41Awkward rich people. [ __ ] Because you know, you got to collect ancient statues.

18:57Here's the weird ass dentist chair.

19:06Yeah.

19:08Someone tell me anything good that this might have been used for, I ain't believing it. And these circular windows are kind of interesting. Maybe they just go to a circular window on the house, but circular makes you think about underwater, right?

19:30And the masks feel awfully symbolic. The masks feel awfully symbolic.

19:40The noses do, too.

20:02Awkward.

20:05Awkward. Go back to the lamp.

20:08Do you mean this lamp or do you mean a different lamp?

20:19The other lamps were way back.

20:23I don't even know if there were other lamps.

20:25You must mean the uh Yeah, thanks troll.

20:35With that being said, this uh dentist chair.

20:42Yeah.

20:48Yeah.

20:54clown mask.

20:58And this is in the back.

21:01Anybody recognize what these are?

21:05It's as close as I can get.

21:09At least without downloading them.

21:13These look like kind of specialty machines for some specific purpose.

21:21Autoclave old cop copers centrifuge for blood testing.

21:30That would be very on brand.

21:32That would be very on brand. It's an autoclave.

21:36Um, forgive me for not knowing.

21:44What is an auto pen?

21:50Pressure steam pressure and time to sterilize lab media including glassware.

21:53That makes perfect sense. And biological waste. So, you're saying that this one is an autoclave?

22:00Not both of them though, right?

22:04for the adrenrome.

22:06Yeah. To sterilize equipment.

22:14One is an ultrasonic.

22:27Nice.

22:28Nice, bro. Gotta have your spirals. You got to have your spirals, eh?

22:34Can't have your pedo island without your spirals.

22:40Epstein double spirals.

22:44Yeah, nice, bro. But remember, the spirals are just a conspiracy theory, okay? They're just a conspiracy theory.

22:49You freaking pizza crazy people. You freaking pizza fiends. Good girl, Gigi.

22:56[snorts] [ __ ] loads of doors.

23:18I want to remind you all that there are stories from victims of having attempted to swim away from this island in order to escape and being recaptured and drugged back.

23:36Yeah, that's what they're covering up.

23:39That is what Cash Patel is helping to cover up again with the [ __ ] statue.

23:46Our Fed has a foot fetish apparently.

23:52Okay, Fed.

23:56Thanks for the high quality photography.

23:58Really appreciate it. We would agree. We would enjoy a little bit of high quality law enforcement to go with that photography.

24:05Thank you very much. Your lighting is a little off.

24:09Maybe adjust your lighting next time.

24:11Fed.

24:16Okay. So, I guess that this style of doorway that closes up like this is probably a like hurricane and monsoon thing, right? Storms because they can latch and open up so the real door can be used. I'm just making guesses here, but that seems logical to me.

24:34Has anyone ever played Riven and Mist?

24:40Old school Mist games?

24:43Feels a little bit like you're in a mist game, but real life blue roofs.

24:48[laughter] Someone's noticing that they all have blue roofs. That's [ __ ] funny. That's [ __ ] funny. You're not wrong. You ain't wrong.

24:59Little St. James, north,southeast, east, west.

25:03Uh, my lat my Roman numerals are not super up to date.

25:11Any Roman numeral afficionados in here?

25:241991 1961 1991.

25:28We've got some uh disagreements in the chat. 91. Final answer, it's 91.

25:36Breaking it down, M is a,000, CM is 900, XC is 90, I is one.

25:44Nice work, chat. You're smarter than me, which isn't saying too much, but you know, you got to take your wins when you can. [snorts] Useless. Useless. Useless little C with some big ass engines.

26:14I'm no boat man, but that boat looks like it's built to go fast if it needed to.

26:20It's also like a tiny little house.

26:24I assume that's probably a pretty normal boat for around there. We do have a boat number. Doubt that helps us much.

26:32A licensing number.

26:36These are all from May. Are we into the old drop now?

26:40[snorts] Yeah, I haven't seen these yet.

26:49Triple D of engines.

26:53What's the C stand for? That's a good question.

27:00That's a good question.

27:04No one's really coming to mind.

27:14It is kind of chilling when you uh when you think about what this all was used for.

27:25Honestly, this this is reminding me of a scene from Sound of Freedom.

27:30Totally fake, fraudulent, madeup story.

27:34Abomination, real people, real short people. Look, indigenous groundskeepers, maybe locals with them.

27:59Yeah, definitely multiple pools, obviously.

28:04Yeah, real people moving around.

28:07They're short, dark skinned. I'm going to assume locals.

28:13I bet that there's some locals out there that had that could tell some [ __ ] up stories.

28:24Do you think that these photos were taken by a fed whose job was to like document the crime scene? [snorts] Or do you think that these are just like someone that was just joy walking around like a fed that was just like, I'm on [ __ ] Jeff 3's island. Let me take a personal photo album because that's kind of how it feels.

28:44Okay, here's the security cameras.

28:49Most of them are already down. I can't help but notice any uh any AV people know why these two would be different.

29:03They are redacted. No AV people know what what's going on with these ones because these two are CH2 and CH3 are notably different than the other ones.

29:15Oh, we're getting spicy in here.

29:19Yeah, hold steady there, Fed. Hold steady. Contain yourself.

29:32There's our temple. There's our little our little weird temple.

29:38Little weird temple on Epstein Island.

29:42Don't ask too many questions about the temple.

29:50That is a very cool table.

29:54[snorts] Don't tell me they're not going to go take photos of the temple.

30:02I just skipped over a couple interesting ones.

30:07We don't have any context for what this is. Do you think it's in? This doesn't look like it's inside the temple.

30:16So, this is a ceiling.

30:22Orion Libra.

30:28So, it's a zodiacal ceiling of some sort.

30:33I'm sure that some uh some history nerds could tell us. Is this Greek inspired, Roman inspired? Pagan inspired. Maybe a little bit of I mean a little bit of all that. Oult slop. Yeah.

30:45Yeah. Very on brand.

30:59Okay, that's helpful. The drone shot was from there just like I was expecting. It was Greater St. James in front of Little St. James. Epste owned both of these islands.

31:12Oh, we got a fed on the roof.

31:16We got a fed on the roof.

31:22See, no photos of the temple. Hey guys, no one wanted to go and take photos of the temple. Too far of a walk for the feds.

31:31They haven't been getting their steps in, practicing their little walkie-walk.

31:38useless.

31:45Useless Fed got tired. Poor little Fed. That's a poor little Fedy Fed.

32:01There's our statue. There's our helipad.

32:18cuz see if Greater St. James wasn't there actually. Oh, sorry I skipped. If Greater St. James wasn't in the way actually and if that was the mainland over there, like if this was built on Greater St. James telescopes would be able to see into these doors. They'd be able to see what was happening on this island. Probably no one would ever see.

32:40Temple has a piano in it. How do you know that? Do you know that from someone like Luke? We are changed who like went to the island or something.

32:51O'Keeffe has the unredacted ones.

32:54Yeah, O'Keefe released a bunch of stuff recently. I don't think I actually went and found what he released.

33:02I mean, every time this kind of stuff comes out, I kind of just assume it's all fed slop at this point. All right, that's [ __ ] gross, guys. That is so [ __ ] dark.

33:13[sighs] All right, we're not watching that. It was a baby in a sink was what that um what that photo was, what that artwork was.

33:28But remember, Cash Patel told you that there was no evidence that Epstein trafficked any underage people to anyone except for all of his friends that came and hung out with him here and ate breakfast underneath that photo.

33:50They got the drip played out.

33:59I'm just going to skip all these.

34:23This kind of looked like shelving for cassettes, but it's hard to say.

34:34Bunch of artwork, bunch of money laundering.

34:40We saw photos of most of this.

34:55It is interesting that they chose to leave that photo specifically because remember everything here they chose to leave.

35:04[snorts] So maybe some of it was to send little little messages.

35:09Maybe some of it was for other reasons.

35:13Someone says, "I believe Epstein was." And yeah, I think you're absolutely right. I think that that is how they groom people into these industries. That's how they teach you to split your personality and make you into a good little handler.

35:28I think you are probably right.

35:31That ain't no freaking excuse.

35:46There's his spirals.

35:50Hey, at least it rained and stormed on the feds while they were out here taking all these [ __ ] shitty photos and videos.

36:03Not doing a very good job of their jobs.

36:08>> Staying nice and warm in here.

36:09>> Wow, good to know. Thanks for the commentary, bro.

36:15In case you didn't know, it's staying nice and warm in there. And that is the last video.

36:20That's it. That's all the Fed slop.

36:26That would be enough to collapse the current paradigm and change the whole planet.

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